02x07 - Enter the Dragon

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Xiaolin Showdown

Xiaolin Showdown

Kimiko: What's with Dojo?

I am afraid it is

Dojo's ailment.

It is about to

make itself known.

Why's everyone staring at me

like I'm some kind of freak?

I am not a freak!

Easy there, feller.

Nobody said anything.

Out loud.

It happens once every

1,500 years or so.

A craving for shen gong

wu so overpowering

he'll be forced to devour anything

in his path to get to them.

If not stopped

The world will cease to

exist as we know it!

Exactly.

He will have to be locked

in the box for 24 hours.

Has Dojo ever gotten

out of his box?

It has only happened once.

It was the last time

anyone saw Atlantis.

Raimundo: It's happening!

It's happening!

Sorry. Couldn't resist.

Heh heh. False alarm.

But I am sensing a

new Shen Gong Wu.

Or am I?

Uh, it's just a wu.

Ready to board.

Please keep your hands inside

the dragon at all time.

I am sorry, Dojo,

but I am afraid

it is too risky in your

current condition.

But I have to go! I always go!

If you like, you could draw up a

map for the others to follow.

Ok, ok. If you want a

map, I'll draw you a map.

Since Dojo will beIndisposed,

you will take the

silver manta ray.

All: Whoa!

Raimundo: Silver manta ray!

Whoa! Cool!

Fantastic! I'm gonna

do to the driving!

However, one of you will have

to remain behind to watch Dojo.

Master Fung is wise as always.

Raimundo, you will

remain behind.

Grrr!

No, Omi, you will be

the one who stays.

Why should I remain

behind and Raimundo go?

It took him the longest

to become an apprentice

and no one thought

he would make it!

Ahem.

Oh. I mean, except for me.

Master Fung: Remember,

the smaller assignments

are often the more

difficult ones.

If I say so myself,

this time I deserve

a pat on the back.

Unfortunately for you, you

don't have any hands.

Wuya: When you're done playing

with your little toys, Jack,

you should know a new shen gong

wu has just revealed itself.

What?

And the timing

couldn't be better.

Dojo will be locked up

for the next 24 hours.

What?

It'll give us the chance to get

to the Shen Gong Wu first!

Even you can't screw this up!

It appears I have

spoken too soon.

Ohh. Heh.

Dojo: Orthopedic sandals, check.

Foot ointment, check.

Entertainment center, check.

Are these bolt cutters?

Uh, yeah! How did

they get there?

Never saw them before!

Wouldn't bolt cutters

be most helpful in

aiding your escape?

Just making sure

you're on your toes.

You pass. Remember--

you can't believe a word I say.

Ok, then I cannot believe

what you have just said.

Yeah! And you should know,

I'll try every trick in

the book to get out!

I may even speak gibberish.

I am prepared to cover

my ears if necessary.

Dojo: Excellent!

Now, do me a favor, will you?

Open the door so I can

get those egg rolls?

No! You're not supposed to let me out!

That was a test!

Oh, I am most ashamed.

Remember, I can be very clever.

Now, really, let me out.

I need the egg rolls.

No! I sense another trick!

Once again you have proven

yourself most clever!

Ok, ok, enough already.

The test is over. I'm starving!

This is it, Dojo!

I can no longer hear

your trickeries!

la la la, I cannot hear Dojo

hey, I'm serious!

Look, nothing but

scale and bone!

I'm wasting away here!

Let's bag this wu!

Kimiko: It's the

tunnel armadillo!

Looks like you came a long way

for nothing, Xiaolin losers!

Use the Shen Gong Wu!

Good idea. Thanks!

Glove of gisaku!

All: Huh? Aah!

Brilliant, Jack! For once

you did something right.

You know, an evil genius could

take that the wrong way.

Aww!

Omi, it is Master Fung. Dojo

is holding me prisoner.

No! I do not believe you!

Please let me out.

I'm lost.

No! No, I cannot!

Omi, this is your

mother speaking!

You open the door this instant!

Omi: Dojo, you are merely

wasting your efforts!

Besides, I am an orphan.

Omi, it's Omi!

You've got to let me out!

Ohh, this is now getting

most ridiculous!

Ok, so I got carried away!

But, honestly, I'm famished.

Please, the egg roll!

Just slip it through the bars!

Very well, but--Dojo?

This is not possible!

Where did you go?

Psst. Up here.

Bleah.

Now, give me those egg rolls!

Hate to eat and run, but

we're sensing a new wu.

But don't worry

We'll be back for

some stir-fried Omi.

Ha ha ha ha!

My fellow warriors, I would

be most appreciative

if you'd be so kind

as to open this door!

Omi? How in tarnation

did you get yourself in there?

Wait! What if it's Dojo

morphed into the form of Omi?

Oh, no, it is not Dojo

doing me, it is me!

Hey, that's pretty good, Dojo.

I am not Dojo!

Where's the real Omi?

He must have abandoned his post.

Pssh. Figures.

I did not abandon my post!

I am at my post!

Actually, I am inside my post!

But that Dojo pulled his

sweater over my eyes!

Ok, that's got to be Omi.

Clay: Looks like

we're all feeling

lower than a snake's

belly today.

We lost 4 Shen Gong Wu.

Who let Dojo out?

Oh, I am so ashamed.

It appears Dojo is one

very crafty dragon.

Oh, this is not good.

How bad is it really?

It has already begun.

A thousand years of darkness.

Why a thousand?

It is really 962 years,

but a thousand

sounds more ominous.

Wuya: Aaah!

Dojo's out! It's the

end of the world!

Jack: The ju ju flytrap is mine!

And take it easy with the

ear-splitting screams!

We must hide while we can!

Aaaaggh!

Boundaries, please!

You know I don't like that!

It's only a matter of time!

We must prepare for Dojo!

So what are you so afraid of?

You don't even have a body.

Dojo?

You've got something

that belongs to me!

Yeah? Well, just try and get it!

I was hoping you'd say that.

Ha ha ha ha!

Yes! Jack Spicer, ruler

of the universe!

Enough warm up. Go ahead

Give it your best shot.

That was my best shot.

Changing Chopsticks!

Ok, ok, how about a deal?

Wuya: You fool! How could

you let this happen?!

Maybe we should just take

the Shen Gong Wu and leave.

It will not matter where

or how far we travel.

Dojo will find us.

As always, master

fung is most wise.

An honorable warrior

would stay and--

fight.

He does know how to

make an entrance.

I got me a powerful craving

for some Shen Gong Wu.

One stomach and two

mouths to feed.

Raaah!

Fist of Tebigong!

Kimiko: Eye of Dashi!

Aah! Aah!

Whoa! Whoa!

Sorry!

Whoa! Unh!

Whoa!

Clay! Clay: I'm ok!

First time I've been on

the wrong end of a fork.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

I will distract the dojos,

making myself bait.

Sounds yummy! Yum yum yum!

Star of hanami!

Sword of the storm!

We did it!

Oh, boy, did we do it.

Raimundo: So that's

what it looks like.

Kimiko: There are some

things I don't need to see.

Remember, Omi

The future of the world

is in your hands.

Noooo!

You have eaten Master Fung!

Now you have gone too far!

Ooh, I'm so scared!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

That's a good one! Ha ha ha

now, where were we? Oh, yeah

Yaaah!

Aaah!

Hit the spot.

Ugh!

I must find my friends

before they are digested.

And expelled!

How does such a wondrous place

have so many foul odors?

Ahh!

Kimiko, Raimundo, Clay!

You have not been eaten

alive by stomach acids.

Reckon we're lucky Dojo never

learned to chew his food.

Aah! There's no way out of here!

Except one, but I wouldn't

recommend it without a wet suit.

You are such a

whiner, Jack Spicer.

What do we do now that

we're all captured?

I have not been truly captured.

I have only allowed

myself to be captured

as part of my elaborate plan

to save the world from

1,000 years of darkness!

What plan?

I will just need a few

of the Shen Gong Wu

Dojo's already eaten--

the reversing mirror,

the Changing Chopsticks,

and the Shroud of Shadows.

I got the mirror!

I think Jack has the

Changing Chopsticks.

Jack: You know, I've never

admitted this before,

but I don't do well in

enclosed spaces! Aah!

Easy there, pardner.

Jack Spicer, if we are

ever to get out of here,

we must have the

Changing Chopsticks.

You want 'em, you got 'em.

I have got to get out of here.

No! Aah!

By the way, why can't you

just fly out of here?

Good idea!

No! You can't leave

me all alone!

Haven't you forgotten

something Omi?

Like how you're gonna

get out of dodge?

Changing Chopsticks!

And now, if Kimiko could

summon her power of fire

to warm things up a little

Judallet flip! Fire!

AhhOh!

Looks like Dojo's gonna

sweat the little guy out.

Yuck!

Aah!

Mmm. The silk spinner.

Omi: Reversing mirror!

Changing Chopsticks!

Not so fast! I challenge

you to a Xiaolin Showdown!

We don't have anything to wager.

I'm sure you can

cough something up.

Hmm

No, just a furball.

Or someone's cat.

I wager the Fist of Tebigong

for the Changing Chopsticks.

The contest will be who

can capture who first.

Let's go! Xiaolin Showdown!

All: Huh?! Aah!

Gong yi tampai!

That phrase always

did make me hungry.

Changing Chopsticks!

Reversing mirror!

Yaaah!

Reversing mirror!

Ha ha!

Unh!

Yah! Yah! Yah!

Uh-oh.

With all these Shen Gong Wu,

I may have to go on a diet.

Nonsense. You never

looked better.

Ha ha ha ha!

Shroud of Shadows!

Ahh ahh

You have proven a most

worthy adversary.

Perhaps I may have the

chance to defeat you again.

Defeat us? Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha!

Hey! What's going on?

Shroud of Shadows!

Changing Chopsticks!

Hey, nice move, Omi.

Never saw it comin'.

Thanks for stopping me.

I am most pleased you

have learned your lesson.

Now that that's over,

you can let me out.

Ok, ok. Can't blame a

dragon for trying.

You did well, young dragon,

in resolving your

most grievous error.

I will do my best not

to end the world

as we know it in the future.

I did all that?

Funny, I can't remember a thing.

You don't remember

eating Master Fung?

Nope. Nada. Just one big blur.

But I have to admit, though,

I've got one serious

case of indigestion.

Aah!

Nice. And this shirt was a

present from my granny.