01x06 - Delivery Boys/Dueling Mascots

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I'm so hungry but I don't want to get up

off this

couch you don't have to did you know

that paw grape store delivers pizza

now me and my crew here's what we do

awesome eats will bring to you your

order is free if you don't get it right

at your door in 15 minutes what a great

commercial people are going to be

ordering pizzas like crazy and I Larry

the greatest fastest and silliest

delivery boy will deliver him all he's

the great that's never late if you want

food and you can't wait delivery

from the great that's never late what

style of music is that horrible who

wants to eat take out at home anyway

people don't want delivery they want an

experience in my store IAB Berger we

give customers something to

remember am I to understand we have a

birthday today

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hello P grapes yes we deliver hello P

Grapes of course we can make you a

peanut butter and jelly

pizza Larry you ready delivery boy I was

born ready I know this town like my

ABC's every shortcut long cut and in

between cut is here in my

Noggin I'm a onean deliver y team great

I love your enthusiasm I've hired bacon

bill as a second delivery boy oh gra

stop and ready to go s second delivery

boy but that's not a oneman delivery

team that's a Twan team listen to those

phones we have plenty of deliveries for

both of you here are the first in more

where that came from better get moving

you got it I'll be the fastest

wait Larry bill needs help with

directions maybe I should just do all

the deliveries then bill can just dust

the dust pans or something Larry please

work with Bill we need him on the

team let's see here okay first you need

to hit the kitchen counter and then go

down by the baseball field the last

three you're closer to the city got it

got it now I hope you're ready to go

fast bill you only have 15 fast I can do

no

problem that's pretty fast but I can be

fast too see

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run run run run run run run run run run

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a delivery no no we don't do delivery

you should call P grape what are you

doing sending all our customers to P

grape we don't do delivery because we

don't need

to F grape you want to take my

business two can play at that

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game Bill you've done it again I did it

again too I know all the shortcuts I

couldn't have done it without Larry's

excellent directions working together

that's what I like to see here's one

more each wow I think mine is way out in

the sticks I definitely need directions

for this one one Larry can

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you let's see how fasty is without

directions sorry no time got to

go no problem let's see

here H that didn't help I guess I'll

just rock it aimlessly in random

directions and hope I accidentally find

it

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somehow Paul grapes will this be

delivery yes it'll be the biggest

delivery in the history of the Universe

I want 1,000 pizzas 1 th000

pizzas what kind I want

everything even and be everything and it

better be here if in 15

minutes that's a big order that's a

really big order

what,

pizza oh no if these aren't delivered on

time it'll put us out of

business that's right then I'll start my

own delivery business and take all your

customers hey you hung up you can't talk

to us on split screen anymore well I

just did we need bacon bill

hello house

house nope not here either where is this

place

hello I think I might be

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lost where's Bill he's still gone I

don't know what we'll do without him I'm

fast haven't you noticed I know every

shortcut I'm the best delivery boy you

have you don't need him when you've got

me Larry I noticed and I'm thankful but

I also noticed jealousy Proverbs 14:30

says jealousy makes things rotten don't

let jealousy ruin your ability to work

with Bill we need Bill what can Bill do

that I can't iabo ordered a th000 pizzas

if they're late he gets them for free if

I have to give away a thousand free

pizzas I'll go out of business oh no

the only way to deliver that many pizzas

that fast is with a rocket you're right

we need Bill he must be lost what why

would he be lost I didn't give him any

directions I knew he'd probably get lost

but I didn't want to help him out

deliver me oh no I'm sorry paw I got

jealous and it was a rotten thing to do

PA grapes Bill where are you I'm on the

phone bill describe your surroundings um

well there are buildings

lights

oxygen look Larry you can see it right

on the other side of this

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line aha looks

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familiar I see you I'll be right there

why don't you just climb across the

screen don't be ridiculous there's

physical laws we got to

follow that really smooshed your face

worth a try

come on bike we got to bring home the

bacon we're going to have to take some

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shortcuts Larry you found me we need

rocket power well then hop on home

slice woohoo

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there's no way they pull this

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off 6 minutes we'll never do

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it we can do it if we work together now

we're talking how are those pizzas

coming that's Pizza done 1,000 pizzas

ready to go bill I'll load you ride ride

I won't just ride I'll

shoo woohoo 5 and 1/2 minutes

what H that's only 20 pizzas there's no

way they'll deliver the Rest In

Time W okay I bet it you are

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fast

W want to order a pizza Y no hey w w w

slow

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no stop it's too much too

much all right that's 1,000 pizzas let's

see delivery fee local restaurant tax

that comes to carry the five a jillion

dollars will you be adding a tip

get off my

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lord well you did it grape

congratulations you know it Kizer I

learned that if we can set aside our

jealousy and work together we can all

succeed Larry's right why don't we work

together a partnership eh it's a

deal yo yo yo all veggies in the house

it's me again Papa G your delivery

friend we've haded a home slice to a

crew I'll introduce him now to you yo

what up veggies I'm a AER I'm known as

your rapping old gezer we're taking this

thing one step further call this number

and get my

burgers and a

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another1 where is everybody slow day at

the store PW h

you have no

idea I can't even sell these tumble

weeds I need something to liven up the

place you need someone to get out there

and promote your store someone who can

tell everyone about all the great stuff

P grapes has to offer kind of like a

mascot yeah that's a wonderful idea

you're both hired huh huh can't a guy

walk into a store without being offered

a job as a mascot this will be so much

fun I'm sure we'll think of some ways to

get people to shop here yeah we'll tell

them there singing dancing lobsters in

every aisle that's the one thing I don't

want you to do I want you to be honest

about my store P grapes mascots don't

lie got it count us in then welcome

aboard Mr silly

man and wacky the

cowboy those are the best mascot names

ever shop at PA

grapes here chck flier

shop at PA

grapes what are we doing wrong Bob well

paw hired us cuz we're funny we're

energetic and we're honest maybe we

should be all those things at once but

how K the music welcome everybody to gra

store train the ceiling fun for little

kids a robot at the counter milkshakes

in the fridge help and friendly service

great prices all around

have the best

any

everybody everything is NE and clean

there's food

and share words of wisdom he'll you at

the door so welcome everybody

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to I need something to liven up this

burger joint what's that noise

our staff is always friendly everybody's

glad in a happy mood they'll take your

food and put it in a bag oh welcome

everybody to store everything is NE and

clean there's food and fun we share

words of wisdom we'll you at the door so

welcome everybody to par St welcome

everybody

St mascots eh

you two have done an incredible job look

at this place I've sold 50 tumble

weeds and we're just getting started I

have an assignment for you I'm opening a

new PG Grape Street cart in the city I

want my two mascots to be at the ribbon

cutting ceremony we'll be

there thank you for coming to the grand

opening of the PG grape store Street

cart would you like to cut the ribbon

wacky the cowboy I sure would

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y'all where's everybody going don't B it

down now it's your birthday it's my

birthday I didn't know today was my

birthday well every day is your birthday

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ater like my new mascots

mascots yeah I saw how helpful Mr silly

man and wacky the cowboy were for p

great store so I thought why not steal

the idea I hired Bill and Tina to be Mrs

wacky Gall and silly the cow bacon those

mascot names are suspiciously analogous

to our mascot names yeah isn't it great

plus I told them they can make up

whatever they want you know just to get

people into the store every Inger tastes

like the greatest thing you ever tast

but better I'm

slow but that's not true yeah but that's

the nice thing about facts you can just

make them up well good luck you two Bill

and Tina are easily the funniest people

in town we don't stand a chance what do

we do should we do what eizer does and

make up stuff no PA said to be honest

that's all we need to

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do Mr silly man and wacky the cowboy

will now jump over the pond and be sure

to shop at P grape store lobsters are

half

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off

burger if you eat an i Burger you too

will be able to jump the fountain in a

monster

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truck we call this piece P grape store

in D

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Minor call this Cas you

like after eating an in Burger you will

know how to play a rocking guitar

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solo here you go car for a sardine

sample mayor archal sounds lovely thank

you free fries when you buy T Burgers

and EAB burger and those tburgers are

free

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too that does it yeah that does it I've

had enough I've also had enough two can

play at this game two more will'll now

be playing wait what game the make

things up game look at this place Larry

yeah it's pretty empty but PA said to be

honest about his store but if we don't

do something there won't be a store to

be honest about Bob I'm sorry but I just

won't do it there's no reason to give up

I'm sure if we put our heads together we

can come up with the greatest mascot

routine ever I hope so it might be our

last

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chance ladies and gentlemen may I have

your attention we are about to do a

performance you will not forget and it's

all for p great store which has great

prices pick Burger pays you to eat

there friendly service every employee at

hi BG is your p a wonderful selection

pick Burger sells everything ever made

in the shop at PG gra store you'll

become

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famous wow look at this place I didn't

mean to say what I said it just slipped

out but hey it worked can't argue with

results nice work Mr silly man you too

wacky the

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cowboy that'll be five bucks I was told

these burgers were free I'm out of here

I'm going to PA grape store I hear if

you shop there you'll be famous there's

no way that's not

true whereever everybody go those

mascots were supposed to get people in

here not out hey boss how's business

terrible there are no customers here so

you're both

fired

a what a drake how will you stay open

with no customers I won't there's no

reason to stay open if there aren't any

customers so I am shutting down koburger

what a double

drag Mr silly man says shop at PA I'm

wacky the cowboy and I endorse this

flyer hey Mrs wacky gal and silly the

cow bakon shouldn't you be at IAB Burger

nah we got fire what yeah aaber was all

like there are no customers here so

you're fired pretty good impression huh

what yeah and then bill was all like oh

we you stay open with no customers and

Naser was like I won't I'm closing the

store what and then Rudy he was like

bark

bark oh wait that's just a dog at least

we got these sweet hats out of it huh he

let us keep

them this is all our fault but they

started it well we need to end it come

on H we're bad mascots I don't know this

place is looking pretty great but that's

because we lied we lied about your store

to get people to shop here and it closed

down IAB Burger huh I hope you can see

now why I wanted you to be honest we'll

be lucky if it doesn't shut us down too

hey am I famous no am I famous not even

close shopping here was supposed to make

us famous let's get out of

here this is not good we're sorry Pa we

want to set things right yeah we have a

plan that's good and is this plan honest

yep food friends and fun a burger for

great friendly service don't look any

further it service with a

smile I never should have had my mascots

lie what's going on here they all want

an IAB Burger because aaber is AER he's

your friendly server so take your family

down to a Burgers po friends and

fun

Burgers

shop H grapes

store what about IAB Burger are they any

good their burgers are very tasty isn't

that right Mrs wacky gal and silly the

cow

bacon that's right tasting just like P

grapes Milkshakes that store is the best

it's owned by a guy with a mustache