06x25 - Off the Hook!

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[Chris]: Last time
on Total Drama Island...

Release the hounds!

It was a horrifying game
of fetch

as campers
were hunted down

by the most vicious
attack dogs we could find...

and whatever that was.

And in the end Julia won,

while Raj was sent to the pound.

I love it when athletes cry.

This is the last episode
before the finale.

Will another power couple
be split up?

Will a villainess
get her comeuppance?

Will a hockey jock
get carried off the ice

on a stretcher
of broken dreams?

Time to find out.

Right here on Total...

Drama...

Island!

♪ Hey what's up
I'm here to slay ♪

♪ Don't know why the rest
even bother to stay ♪

♪ I know the game
And I brought the skill ♪

♪ Crushing players' dreams
Yeah, you know the drill ♪

♪ I wanna be
I wanna be ♪

♪ I wanna be famous ♪♪

- Aww, they're just like us.

And I read somewhere
that swans mate for life.

- You know what?
This island isn't so bad.

[honking]

This island is terrible!

But with you,
it's less terrible.

Seeing that swan
get eaten by a shark

reminded me
of something very important.

- That love is fragile

and should be
celebrated everyday?

- No! That taking your eye
off the prize

will result in pain.
When today's challenge starts,

we need to be
singularly focused.

- The shark didn't chew,
he just swallowed.

Maybe the swan's okay.
- Singularly focused.

- I think I'm okay, now.
We got this.

- Good.
You hear that, Julia?

Caleb and I got this.

- Ugh. Farts.

Caleb made a deal with me.

I'm only snooping to make sure
Priya isn't messing with that.

[cracking]
[gasps]

Uh-oh. Stay perfectly still.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Shoo. Shoo!

[screams]

[groaning in pain]

- We better make sure
she's okay.

[tense music]

- Oh, hey!
Funny running into you two!

- You clearly followed us.

- What? No.

But since you're here, Caleb,

I still get to tell you
how to vote tonight.

Right?
You know, 'cause of our deal?

That you agreed to?

- Remember how Julia
saved me from elimination

when she won double immunity
in that memory game?

Well, in return,
I agreed to vote

for whoever she told me to.
Ow! Priya!

Why are you crushing my hand?
- Out of love.

- Julia, we have to talk
about our agreement.

- Okay...

- I gave you my word,
our deal still stands.

- Oh, really?
- Absolutely.

My grandma taught me

that a person's word
is their bond.

You can count on my vote.
- Oh, great!

Good to know.
- Wow.

It felt good to get that out.

- Get what out?
What was that?

- What? I made a promise
and my grandma always said--

- Your Grandma was never
on Total Drama Island!

Just double-cross Julia.
Trust me,

she wouldn't think twice
about doing it to you.

- Grandma,
I am double crossing Julia!

- Okay. So, it's settled.
You'll end your voting pact

so you and I can win
Total Drama Island together!

- Sweet! Well...

I better go break the news
to Julia.

- Perfect. Wait. What?

Please don't tell her!

- But that's double dishonest.

- Exactly.
Do whatever it takes

to make her think
you still have an alliance.

Then... whamo!

We vote her off!
She'll never see it coming.

- So you want me to lie
about breaking a promise

I'm lying about?

- Yes!
Promise me you'll do it.

- Okay. I promise.

Not that my word
means anything anymore.

[hockey game jingle]
- He enters the zone.

He rushes the net.

He passes to his best bud
in the whole world.

Raj, here!
I'm open, I'm open!

[sighs]

It's just not the same
without Raj.

♪ Don't know what to say ♪

♪ Don't know what to do ♪

♪ I was not prepared
for losing you ♪

♪ Now I'm lonely and alone ♪

♪ Lonely and alone ♪

♪ Lonely and alone ♪

♪ Lonely and alone ♪

♪ I'm so lonely and alone ♪♪

Man, I gotta stop listening
to this sad music.

It's making me
miss Raj even more.

[tense music]

- S'up, bro?

Pass me the thingy.

It's score-o'clock or whatever.

Don't judge me.

I need a back up,
in case Caleb backs out.

Think about it.

We both lost our best buds,
right?

So we should be
each other's best bud.

[chuckles]
Eh, bro?

- So you...

want to get married?

- What? No!
No, no, no, no, no.

Think of it like
I'm "subbing in" for Raj.

- Oh! Okay.

I guess
you're better than a bucket

in some ways.

- Great.
So, we're best buds now?

- Sure! Hey!

Let's play Spit-and-catch.

You hork in the air
as high as you can

and when it comes down,
you catch it in your mouth.

- Umm...
- I'm up first!

[snorts heavily]

[mouth full]: Oh!
This is gonna be a good one.

[gags]

[Chris]: Challenge time!

All campers to the beach!

- Oh, so gross,
so gross, so gross!

- Maybe next time, bud!

[epic music]

[suspenseful music]

[Chris]: Campers.

Congrats on making it

to the second last challenge
of the season.

This one's called Off the Hook.

- A win today automatically
earns you a spot in the finale

and a chance
at 1 million dollars.

- For this challenge, you'll
each be wearing a harness

with a hook ring.

- The objective is to reach up,
grab a hook

and use it
to snag your opponent's ring.

Hooked campers will be
yanked out of the play area

and dropped into...
a tank of terror!

- Why are they called
Tanks Of Terror?

- Are you sure you want
the answer to that question?

- Well, now, I don't.
- Too late.

- It's because they each contain
one of your deepest fears.

[whirring]
- No! No! No!

[screams]
[roaring]

- How do you even know
what our "deepest fears" are?

- Um, hello?
You filled them in

on the application
when you signed up.

- Ugh, how did I not
see that coming?

- But I was told
you needed to know our fears

so you wouldn't
expose us to them.

Like allergies or something.

- Yes, Caleb.
Allergies are serious.

Fears are hilarious.
Big difference.

- Once in the tank,
you must face your fears

in order to get back
to the fight pit.

First camper who ends up
alone in the pit...

wins immunity!

- Why was I so forthcoming
on that application?

I'm starting to get

why you want me
to be less honest.

- "Less honest"? Ugh!
She got to him.

Maybe I can still
make this work.

Hey, buddy!
[screams]

Wow. So jumpy.

You wouldn't be thinking
about backing out of our deal,

would you?
- Um... no?

- So, here's the plan.
You hook Priya,

I hook my new buddy Wayne,
you let me hook you,

I win immunity.
We send Wayne home.

- Wait!

So I'm supposed to hook
my own girlfriend?

- She won't be complaining
when Wayne is the one

who gets eliminated.

- But I... I just...
- If you don't,

I'll know you're planing
to double-cross me.

And that won't end well for you.

- Priya did say I should do
"whatever it takes"

to make Julia think
our alliance was still on.

Oh, man...

[whirring]

[tense music]

[Chris]: Campers ready?

Set!

- I'll take Julia,
you go for Wayne.

- Go!

- Sorry. New plan.

- What? Why?

- Oooh! I'm impressed
he actually did it.

Caleb really is a good guy.

Terrible boyfriend, though.

- Dude just nuked
his girlfriend.

Did you see that?
- I did.

- No way!

My new best bud
hooked me by accident.

[laughs]

She'll never live
that one down.

[whirring]

- Caleb, you've got
some explaining to do!

- She'll be fine.

Do girlfriends hold grudges?

- Okay, Priya.
You got this.

Whatever Chris has in store,
you can handle.

[hatch closing]
[thunder booming]

No. It can't be.

Thunder and lightning
are legit terrifying.

It's called Astraphobia.

And it's not just toddlers
and dogs.

Even very capable women
can have it!

No!

Oh. Not okay.

[electrical sizzling]

- You okay, babe?

Yep.
There's gonna be a grudge.

- Somebody give Chef
two minutes for hooking.

[chuckles]
Whoa!

This place is pretty sweet.

[ominous music]

[growls]

Oh, hey, bud!

- How's it going, Wayne?

- Bad news, bro.
I'm not afraid of bears.

- Bobo, lower the mask.

[screams]

- That's right!
It's Raj...

playing
for a different hockey team!

[screams]

- Raj playing for the enemy
is my worst nightmare.

Now, if I pass him the puck,
it'll be a turnover.

[sentimental music]
No!

Raj, how could you?

[roars]
Whoa!

Huh. You're right.

This was bound to happen
sooner or later.

- Wait, that's it?

You said
this was your biggest fear.

- It was.

This really helped me
come to terms with it.

Thanks, coach.

See ya on the ice, Raj-Bear!

- Seriously?
They're friends now?

- I told you,
bears can't be trusted.

- Wanna go for 'za
after the game?

[growls]
Fine!

We'll do salmon... again.

- So, "partner"...

It's just you and me.

- Sure is, "buddy".

- Why don't you hook yourself,

then you me and Priya
can head to the finale.

- Not gonna lie...
I don't know

how far to push a lie
to lie about lying.

- How about I win,
and then, we vote off Wayne.

- You seem to be
changing the plan, Caleb.

Are you sure you aren't trying
to double-cross me?

- How about we just agree to--

- I got 'em, Julia!
[Caleb screams]

- That doesn't count,
you haven't proven anything!

- Ooof!
[hatch closing]

- Caleb, we here
at Total Drama Island,

believe torment is an art form.

But it's tough to be creative

when working with junk
like this.

Under worst fears,
you wrote:

"Snakes"? Basic.
"Clowns"? Basic.

Caleb, you're basic.

So we've taken
some "artistic license."

Enjoy!

[honking]
- Oh no. It's impossible!

[shrieking]

Clown snakes: new worst fear!

[honking]

[shrieking]
[blows landing]

- Whoa! Was that scream
Priya or Caleb?

- You should go check.
- Whoa!

Not again!

Julia's really
off her game today.

I am carrying this team.

Did I just win?
I just won!

- Woo, yeah, get some,
get some--

[clears throat]
- Behind you?

[tense music]

- You haven't won...
anything!

- Not yet.
But it looks to me

like you've already lost.

- Bring it on.

[screaming]

Ah! Ow!

[hatch closing]
Oh, well.

At least, I get to hang
with Rajie The Bear again.

[screams]

It's true.

I'm scared
of my own team's mascot.

I mean, those eyes!
That beak.

Those creepy chicken legs.

[hockey game jingle]

- Who wants a egg?

- Not me!

- Oh, and just for fun,

we filled the suit
with poisonous spiders!

- Wait, what?

[shrieking]

Ooh!
[groans]

[tense music]

[grunting]

- Ow!

[groans]
- Ah!

- With Caleb and Wayne
still trapped

in their terror tanks,

Julia can win by hooking Priya
off the field.

- Come on,
fight your fears, Priya.

Oof! Ugh.

[chuckles]
- I've got you now!

- You sure?
Check your butt.

[gasps]

Later, loser.
[screams]

Woo! I win!

[whistling]
- Wait a minute!

Julia didn't hook the harness!

- No. Not the harness.
[groans]

- I need to review
the rulebook

to see
if mega wedgies are legal.

- Can you at least let me down
while you decide?

Aaah!

[Priya screams]
- Priya! I'm coming, babe!

Alright, Cobra-Clown,

you're about to get...
tongue-tied!

[quirky music]

Nooooo!

[faints]

- A-ha!

Turns out rules are boring.

So Priya's still in the game!

[whirring]
- Whoa!

[crashes]
Ow!

[tense music]
- There.

All the little bites
are covered.

Chris can be a hoser, sometimes.

- I can't believe this!
The bear

and the spider covered mascot
failed.

- I'll call accounting,
make sure they don't get paid.

- Coming, bestie!

- Welcome back, teammate.

- Let's rush her on three.

One, two, three!

[screaming]

- Got ya!
- Got ya!
- Got ya!

- What? Not again!

- No!

- You know,
I'm starting to think

Julia doesn't wanna be buds
after all?

[whirring]
[screams and crashes]

[electrical sizzling]
[screams]

[whirring]
[screams]

Oof! Ugh... marmalade?
Why would--

[gasps]
It's jam for old people!

- Oh, good. We finally have
a fourth for bridge.

[Julia screams]

- There is nothing scarier
than old people.

Their sole purpose is to remind
the young and beautiful

it won't last forever.

I will always be young
and beautiful!

- Oh, sweetie,
that's what we all thought too.

- That girl is shallower
than a kitty pool.

- Yeah! You got to accept aging.

That's why I've had
no work done.

- Now, for Wayne.

[Chris]: Wait!
Forget Wayne's tank.

He doesn't get scared,
he just grows as a person.

So obnoxious.

- I'll toss him in
with the Cobra Clown.

[whirring]

- At least,
it'll all be over soon.

[Wayne screams]
- Oof!

- Oh, come on!
Don't look now,

the Fight Pit is empty.
Which means

the first camper to get out
of their tank wins.

- You finally get out now?
If you waited one more second,

I would have won the game.

Now tell me what's going on
or I'm gonna hook you!

[door opening]
- I'm young and free!

This situation
just got stickier.

- Well, Caleb,
I guess now we see

if you're really a man
of your word.

- Oh, he's a man
of his word alright.

- Good, then let him prove it
by letting me win.

- Why would he let you win?

- We had a deal!

- I'm his girlfriend!

- Caleb, double-crossing me
would be a big mistake.

What's it gonna be, Caleb?

- Yeah, what's it gonna be?

- I hate lying.
I'm a big truth guy.

And truth is...

I really want this conversation
to be over.

[tense music]

- Huh?
[screaming]

And Caleb wins the challenge!

Chef?
Please unhook the other campers.

- Huh?
[screams and crashes]

[screams]
[electrical sizzling]

- Sorry again, babe!

- Caleb will have immunity.
And after that move,

he's gonna need it.
Ooh!

I would not wanna be him
right now.

[electrical sizzling]
[Priya screams]

[Julia screams]

- It's honestly fine.
I was wrong

to put Caleb in that position
in the first place.

But if he chose

to electrocute himself
in solidarity?

That'd be cool too.
[chuckles]

[honking]
[Wayne]: Uh, guys?

I can't find the zipper
in this sleeping bag.

[epic music]

[wolf howling]

- Welcome, campers.
By winning the challenge,

Caleb has immunity
and he's off the hook.

[chuckles]
- Funnier every time!

- So, of Priya, Wayne and Julia,

who will be going home?

Probably Julia.
But let's recap anyway!

- Wayne. You tried to get Julia
to play a made-up game

where you spit
in your own mouth.

- No, it's a real game! Watch!

[snorts heavily]

- Priya.
You got hit by lightning,

like, a lot.

So can you like,
see the future now?

- You know what?
I do have one prediction.

Julia is going home tonight.
- Julia.

You pressured Caleb
into throwing his own girlfriend

into a terror tank.

You repeatedly hooked Wayne,

even though you were supposed
to be allies.

And you gave Priya
the worst wedgie

this show has seen in...
at least a week.

[sighs happily]
- Yeah, it was a good day.

- Caleb has immunity,

so he gets
the first marshmallow.

But in the shock of the season,

the second marshmallow
goes to...

[suspenseful music]

Wayne.

- Wayne? How is that a shock?

- I didn't think
he had any chance

of making the finals.
Did you?

- True.
- Nope.

- Fair enough.
- You're not wrong.

- Total stunner, bro.

- And the last marshmallow
goes to...

The last camper who will make it
to the finale is...

[suspenseful music]

Priya!

- Yes! Oh, yeah!
That's right!

Someone get a bandage,
'cause you just got cut!

This marshmallow is gonna be

the sweetest thing
I ever tasted.

- Hurtful, Priya.
Or at least it would be,

if I didn't have...

this!
[dramatic music]

[gasping]

- The immunity idol?

- You had it this whole time?

- Wait, so what does this mean?

- They send home the camper
with the second-most votes.

- Correct! And it looks like

Caleb, Wayne and Priya
all voted for Julia,

so whoever Julia voted for
will be the camper going home.

- So my vote is the only one
that counts?

Huh.
This feels SO right to me.

- The camper
going home tonight is...

[suspenseful music]

...Priya.

- Thank you, loser.
Mmmm.

Priya, you're right.
This is delicious.

FYI. If you'd let me win,

I would have voted off Wayne
like I promised.

And Priya would still be here.

Have fun living with that.

Nah, that's not true.

No way would I go
into the final

against
a legit showmance couple.

I just like messing
with their heads.

[laughs]

I promise I'll win this...
for you.

- Priya, please follow me
to the dock of shame.

[Priya]: To make it this far
and fail really hurts.

But I still have the million
dollars from last season,

and I have Caleb.

What else
could I really ask for?

I mean, other than...
revenge!

- Just one last kiss. Okay?

- No, actually. Gross.

[soft music]
Priya, I'm gonna miss you so--

- Crush Julia!
Stomp her into the ground!

She doesn't leave this island
with all her toes, got it?

- Babe, you're scaring me.

[whirring]
[Priya]: Hey!

Avenge me!

[crying]: Avenge me.

- That was way better
than a kiss.

Will our grand finale

turn into a roller coaster
of revenge?

Find out who takes a fall
and who wins it all!

Next time on Total...

Drama...

Island!

[theme music]