00x26 - A Million Ways to Lose a Million Dollars

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previously on part one of the

redonkulous race grand finale

our final four teams found maps and

searched for underwater treasure

a challenge that for jose and kitty

seemed impossible to finish

it was another photo finish at the

carpet but the sisters came in last

and were cut from the race and there was

no rest for the weary as the race

raced right on who's got what it takes

to win

find out right here right now on the

expl*sive grand finale of

the redonkulous race

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welcome back to the bahamas our final

three teams have received their final

travel tips taken water taxis and have

boarded the same plane for one final

flight

to new york city nature's playground for

capitalist wolves and jazz handed

broadway stars alike

it's home to 8.4 million people and 16.4

million rats

when teams arrive here at jfk airport

they must find

this dawn box and collect their next tip

the final three teams have boarded the

same plane for one final flight

it really is anyone's game could we win

at this point i don't see why not ah we

definitely have luck on our side we were

lucky to get back in the race at all and

to make it to the finale

double lucky that's right the little

police cadets made it all the way to the

big bad finale

so look out we're the ultimate superhero

and sidekick duo

seriously um you're the superhero

oh okay then and i'm the lovable funny

sidekick that's just as good at

everything

and maybe a little stronger if the other

teams think they've got a chance they're

kidding themselves

and the joke is on them we're the best

always have been today is no different

we're going to win

the teams have arrived who will take the

first tip in the early lead

real quick

it's an all-in who's ready to face the

traffic

for this all-in teams must take one of

these ridiculous taxi cabs and drive

themselves

all the way here to the empire state

building

once they arrive teams will have to

climb a measly 86 flights of stairs to

reach

this observation deck and collect their

next tip

attached to these suitcases moving one

step closer to the final chill zone

and the million dollar prize fun fact

last team to arrive is pretty much

doomed good luck the taxis

go go go

hurry up we're in last place you think i

don't know that

which way do we go keep going straight

but faster

so much faster

this is so cool the umpire state

building is where that

huge gorilla went bonkers back in the

day whoa

dude you are such a history buff history

is super important because without it

we'd all be like

have we met forever well

just well

take the next right hold on to something

do we want to win yes do we need to win

also yes

nice driving i learned from the master

turn right you did

take the next right first place here we

go

the ice dancers after that

ew oh grow up

look up ahead they're the surfers and

we're

the sharks

halfway there bro just keep going

straight and

do it again do it again

just because we're in a competition

doesn't mean we can't enjoy ourselves

huh

the ice dancers take first and the

surfers are about to take out most of

81st and 3rd

gnarly are you okay oh

yeah okay but our taxis

toast oh man now what oh

subway entrance what do you say i say

book it

yeah did you see the look on their faces

priceless

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what's going on why is everyone stopped

oh no jose

we are in a new york city traffic jam

hey get over yourself and honk like a

normal person

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[Applause]

come on now that at least if we're stuck

in traffic so are the other teams

he's way cleaner than i expected i know

dude

i'm starting to think we won't even get

mugged next stop empire state building

this is ridiculous i got

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it's working i've done a lot of things

in this race that i never thought i'd do

and impersonating a police siren tops

the list

you nailed that siren sound pitch

perfect i've been practicing

just in case

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there's the umpire state building oh

nice

watch out for falling gorilla poop the

surfers are first to arrive at the

empire state building but they may not

have the place to themselves for long

finally here come the cops to arrest all

these terrible

drivers oh the cadets quick

follow them

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yeah who

made it three briefcases we must be the

first team here

take this briefcase to the mid point

chill zone in central park

you heard the man teams must race here

to this midpoint chill zone and hand me

their tip to move on to the next

challenge

if they're the last team to arrive

they're done

cut from the race man whoever that

happens to is going to

lose it we're gonna need extra cameras

to catch that epic footage

all right central park here we go

double leg cramp dude

dude not again no

not again

very first challenge we climbed so many

stairs my calves

seized up major potassium drop best

thing for it is to eat a banana but

there were none to be found

so ever since then i've kept a banana in

my shorts just in case

is that thing even edible iron stomach

dude piece of cake

oh

dude seriously

this is it i don't see any other taxes

we must be first

now to find a parking spot what

imitating a siren is one thing but we

can't park illegally

and the cadet's loss is the ice dancer's

gain

run run run

another taxi told you we could have

parked there

you'll thank me when we don't get towed

oh

it's working dude my calves are

loosening up sweet

let's bounce first inside the building

first to the final challenge first

hey guys hey what's up

yeah we're coming for you next huh

awesome

way to keep up sanders you're not even

panting my arm may be broken but my

glutes are at maximum power

hey central park go go go

last team to arrive is gonzo hurry

look john left another redonkulous taxi

for us

oh sweet thanks dawn

where's that taxi there's another one

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they better get a penalty for this

there's dawn yes guy jeff

brody you're the first team to arrive at

the midpoints

dude too tight can't breathe

oops sorry bro that dawn box holds the

tip to your next challenge

good luck

it's an all-in boys will be boys

oh that is so true go to the boathouse

and use one of the boats to search the

buoys

in the middle of the pond for the come

for the confident for the combination

that will unlock your briefcase

dude where's the boathouse which one the

one with the boats

well there's one down this bath thank

you

it's no use i will never catch up in

time it ain't over yet

look

stop your vehicle now

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imagine riding a unicorn on a rainbow

and then multiply that feeling by a

thousand

that's what driving a hot dog car felt

like the glove compartment was full of

mustard

nothing but mustard

central park is straight ahead

flat tire just keep driving

this one's here looking sweet where are

the boys

maybe when you sail the boat over them

they pop up or something

oh nice this is going to be a breeze

yeah

oh ice dancers dead ahead not for long

there's a park i can see it

[Applause]

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no oh yeah

get me out of this thing i can't breathe

thank you now run

i just don't get it where are the boys

forget this i'm going in i'm right

behind you bro

looks like team number two is here

second place

we did it we're still in the race well

once you hand me your tip

yes

oh crud look the cadets are scrambling

we still have a shot hurry bronze is not

an

option i got this

did it move i think it moved a little

that time

hurry oh no here come the ice dancers

almost there

it's impossible my arm would have to

bend the wrong way

i think we're done no we aren't wow

what are you no we can still win this

yes

goodbye not on my watch sister

take second place

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[Applause]

jock and jose i'm sorry that it took me

so long to say this

you're cut from the competition you're

taking this suspiciously well

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i wish i could leave saying that i'm

proud of what we did but

i can't maybe we didn't deserve to be

champions

the way we behaved but we can learn from

this

i'm going to be a better person starting

now

ah jose i am so proud of you

or maybe now the ice dancers are gone

and the cadets are moving on to the next

challenge which seems to have the

surfers stumped

dude no nothing dude nothing

sanders sanders talk to me

but i put it back together for you while

you were out you fainted a little did we

get eliminated

nope the ice dancers bit the dust and i

am so proud

and disgusted how long have i been out

let's go

i always thought i was the tough one in

this duo but wow was i wrong

i really am the sidekick oh

what gives this is the boathouse we

rented a boat

we sailed to the middle of the pond man

what are we missing

the cotton candy vendor he asked us

which boathouse

there's more than one there's more than

one

the cadets and surfers are neck and neck

as they hit the water and

search for the combination to their

suitcases inside awaits the last tip

with the directions to this season's

final chill zone

whoever gets here first wins one million

dollars

this is so heavy dude one team is about

to ding

ding win it all whoa this is the finale

we're in the finale wow

cadets versus the surfers oh wow what an

exciting finale

what kind of surfers are they again the

outdoorsy kind or the computer guy yeah

who cares they both stink

we're pulling for the police cadets

they've got serious skills

yeah but even they are no match for our

newest invention

parkour kung-fu

you sad we didn't make it to the finale

sweetie no

no way i'm glad we got out before we had

to do anything super disgusting like eat

worms

ew or share a sauna so gross

that's my girl what's wrong

i'm so happy that the ice dancers got

eliminated

careful your happiness is infectious

this finale is terrible where's the

talent where's the passion

we give both teams a 0.0

they know why

you hear that sounds like fighting

ah like this isn't hard enough as it is

canoes are stupid why can't someone

invent a water car

you mean a motorboat oh yeah i guess

all right first one any numbers i don't

see any

keep searching here's one

three four one no

to the next buoy i'll get the numbers

you distract them somehow

now i got this hey brody i'll trade you

the million for a date

sorry hot stuff we gotta take you down

what

it's us or them let's do this the search

for the final travel tip of the entire

race is on

and the gloves are off

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yes it worked hello map to the chill

zone

to the shore quick oh man game

over come on don't quit on me now bro

we can still catch up check it four

zero nine yes now paddle bro

i don't like the wind we're sinking come

on we're almost there

battling it's pretty much the only

physical activity

where you can't use your glutes

the cadets make it to shore a full

minute ahead of the surfers

but the surfers aren't giving up

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hey i see them we can do this oh

i can also see the chill zone turbo

boost

normally when jeff says turbo boost it

means he's about to

fart but i figured this time he meant

let's go

faster totally true we were in a rush

it's the last dash to the final chill

zone after

21 countries and multiple challenges it

comes down to this

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who is going to win this million dollars

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whatever

[Applause]

the cadets win

we did it i love you man

i love you too dude looks like

everybody's happy

we're not for the last time i don't care

doing this was amazing and doing it with

my best friend

was even more like there's no word for

it

amazing her and now there's a word for

it

amazing sweet if someone told us a week

ago that we were about to have a crazy

worldwide adventure i would have said i

know yeah

cuz a week ago we were already doing

this

i'm a little shocked that we won what

i'm shocked that you're shocked

come on everyone else became partners

for this race

we are partners the money is awesome we

had a truckload of fun too

dodging geysers riding dune buggies

jumping off bridges and into giant

boreholes

i think we balance each other out well

now even better than before

yeah i agree better than before

i also learned my partner has a beast

mode i could never match

god no seriously you're a machine

you're invincible untouchable totally

thought you're gonna deke that

yes throw all your money on the ground

very smart

that's all for now we hope you enjoyed

our incredible race around the world

be sure to keep an eye out for more of

the redonkulous

race

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