00x22 - How Deep is Your Love

[bunniefuu]

last time on the redonkulous race

there are plenty of fish in the sea but

none as ugly as the ones we saw last

time

devon's eye troubles gave his team a

real disadvantage that actually worked

out for them in the most grotesque way

possible

a three-way alliance tied the axis of

evil for first place

while the other three team alliance

headed underground

in the end i had to say goodbye to my

broheems the surfers

the word dude will never sound as sweet

to my ears again

hopefully this week i get to kick off a

team i don't like stick around

it's time for the redonkulous race

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welcome back to vietnam yesterday's

chill zone in today's starting line

only five teams remain and the axis of

evil teams have the advantage

in numbers and in order of departure

this alliance is not a friendship got

that right

it's just an agreement to work with

people we hate if we get a chance to

eliminate the sisters or best friends

we take it and if we get a chance to

eliminate the cadets

we make it looks like an accident oops

what just happened i don't know what

happened

[Laughter]

i don't think we can trust the ice

dancers you don't think at all

you're right i don't think at all yeah

you don't

what that's not whenever my mom yells at

my pop

he gets all calm and starts agreeing

with her about

everything until she either calms down

or storms off

the man is a genius

catch a flight to siberia siberia this

massive province of russia is home to

the siberian tiger

siberian husky and probably anything

else prefaced with the word siberia

[Applause]

teams will travel to this russian

airport to find this dawn box to

retrieve their next tip

taxi

i say we go after the sisters it's

survival of the fittest time or

because they wouldn't be expecting it we

could go after the ice dancers

just grab them by the little i know

but first the weaklings then the big

dogs and then

we collect the winnings

come on we can't fall behind

the axis of evil is going to target us

or devin and carrie

we need to make sure it's devin and

carrie ah we made a promise

in their taxi right now carrie and devon

are discussing how to make sure

we're the target i guarantee it come on

devin tell her i

love you it's easy carrie

yes i love you nebras

you love unibrows yep they're hot

come on is the gate still open hurry if

we miss this one the next flight isn't

for eight hours

if the other teams miss it they're just

for sure

welcome uh aboard everyone

we're going to be um closing the

uh cabin doors every

uh second now for the taking off just

close the doors already

that was too close all the teams are off

some happier than others now we're all

in the same flight

and it's all because of that pilot why

just because he

uh

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okay we still have a fight on our hands

but if we work together with kitty and

emma

we can do this whoa

sorry stephanie i realized my waving to

carry

must have made you pretty uncomfortable

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it says we have to i could read it

myself if you get your big fat head out

of the way you're right

my head really is big and fat you were

just so

wait what ah yes

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we have to ice yacht to the cola super

deep borehole in our swimsuits

oh yay i look magnifique in my swimsuit

what's an ice yacht each team must take

one of these ice yachts and sail due

north while wearing swimsuits

that's how the russians used to do

winter sports to show how tough they

were

ow teams will find their next tip here

at the cola borehole where there are

oddly no soft drinks for sale

but this is where the racers will get

their regular clothes back

can i get a cream soda

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macarthur hurry up i'm freezing

uh-uh get the cold when you look this

hot yeah

nice polka dots what i thought they were

b*llet holes

let's not turn this into another dune

buggy race i'm tired of being treated

like your personal crash test dummy

you're adorable when you talk nonsense

let's rock this

sorry about that it's slippery out here

the cadets are riding our coattails too

much i think a little push into last

place

will help i love it when you talk evil

come on get up my turn is frozen to the

can

what that turn is

to the cat

are you sure you two aren't related

thank you jose what are you doing shh

let's just say the cadets can't catch a

break huh

i don't get it i think it's you who has

a screw loose come on let's get another

boat

goodbye jose jack wait we need help

did you hear something no i did not

i guess they couldn't hear us oh they

heard you

they're just me the best friends have

the lead

but they may not hold on to it for long

quick cut them off before they can get

ahead of us

quick ram them before they can cut us

off um

ryan helped us out in mexico to sabotage

him after that would be

really mean why can't you just do

whatever i tell you to do as soon as i

tell you to do it

you're totally right i really need to

just do whatever you

tell me you that's

oh yeah okay now block the haters so

that carry endeavour can pass them

why would we risk doing that because

we're in an alliance and we might need

their help later

are carrie and devon in actual danger

right now well

are they in last place no but so they

aren't at risk of being eliminated

we made a deal today yes or no no okay

then so they're fine i

hate it when you lawyer me i am super

good at it aren't i

we need to find water or something to

get you free no time for that

we gotta now that is grit

dicks

help me it's frozen

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yet who's ready to go

deep uh-oh after losing the race to the

moon

russia decided to try and win a race to

the middle of the earth

they stopped drilling at the seven mile

mark when they realized no one else was

even going to try today

one team member must lower their harness

partner all the way to the bottom

and find a ball before they get cranked

all the way back up by their partner

once they're back up it's a foot race to

the chill zone

located here at this russian steam bath

last team to arrive with ball in hand

may be eliminated i hope they all take

their time cause i've booked a

rejuvenating caviar body scrub

you better stay out of our way you stay

out of our way

i'm really sorry about this ah i don't

blame you

why are you why am i even talking to her

you're right

i need to focus on you and your needs

second bliss and the cadets will come in

last and be eliminated

they must be in a total panic right now

the weight of this garbage can is

slowing us down

what are you doing oh

sorry i'm a bad spitter let me try that

again don't

even think about it seven miles down

okay will there still be air no idea i

want a job someday so i'm studying law

not science

oh enough with that move already yeah we

get it your ice dancers

news flash no one cares i'm going to

make sure she never comes out of that

hole

good you know you need to put this on

you know i don't do well in tight spaces

but the cranking requires upper body

strength you would never get me back to

the top but

if you get claustrophobic i promise to

pull you back up

i'm sorry that was silly go

back up i can do this

go oh you know

at least i'll just cranking her up and

down is keeping me warm

oh emma it's nice and warm down here

well not up here so find a b*mb i found

one

lift me up the sisters secure their

first place position

while the third and fourth place teams

are having a smashing good time

it was you who ran into us no you

and muscle face wouldn't let us pass so

don't blame

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my bathing suit

we're in second place right now but two

more things just arrived and kitty is

already on our way back up

you need to focus breathe now imagine

yourself doing something

you love you know what i love

dancing like the wind across the ice no

messing with other teams

lower me down oh come on

between the two of us i think it's

debatable who has more

upper body strength yeah right i'm wiry

and cold temperatures shrink muscles oh

we don't have time to argue and i'm

still freezing to death

so fine i'll go down you put on the

harness

if anyone's falling down a hole it's

gonna be you not me

absolutely when you're right you're

right stop doing that

sure thing whatever you say

[Music]

looks like we both drew the short straw

again huh

you said it oh no no no no if goldilocks

thinks she can take my man

and my million she's got another thing

coming it's nice to do another challenge

with my friend ryan because

i know if i need help he'll be there for

me

hey are the ba*ls in plain sight are

they hard to find with the helmet lights

it's actually pretty easy to

oh hey get back here that's not

fair news flash no one cares

you filthy cheaters oh boohoo

i'm gonna cry right into my bag of one

million dollars

you know she was saying cheaters but all

i could hear was wieners

the best thing next to winning the

million would be watching the ice

dancers get eliminated and if we can

assist with that

in any way we will she smashed my light

i can't see anything you'll just have to

feel around until you find one we still

have a chance kit

the cadets aren't even here yet ow

just let me do this

easier than taking candy from a baby you

hate

someday you'll get what you deserve if

you mean victory

that day is today emma i'm at the bottom

oh good my arms are k*lling me okay

feeling around but it's super spooky and

i'm getting a little freaked out down

here

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done hi guys bad news

for you because you didn't go to the

bottom of the borehole to collect the

ball

as the tip instructed you're getting a

30-minute penalty

seriously that is so unfair considering

you're horrible people

who have taken more penalties than all

the other teams combined

i think you're getting off quite easy

over there please

you know i'm not worried we'll still be

in first place when the penalty is up

true and since when is a 30 minute

steamboat the penalty

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there it is okay i'll hit the break

our break is broken we're gonna fall

down the hole

not on the nylon

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ew whoa that had to hurt

that good for nothing jose will get

what's coming to her or my name's not

valentina escobar

yeah exactly

brian i know you're on a different team

but could you help me

don't you help her maybe if i find two

in the same spot i could

got one please don't go it's so dark

and i coming back up right now sorry

good luck see on the flip side

the reason i'm hesitant is because you

are reckless and this is a seven

mile drop i need to know that you're not

gonna do what you always do

by that do you mean help us win cause

that is what i always do

you're at the bottom yes

i am a beast of course i'll help you

we're in an alliance you hear about him

carrie's going to help us because we're

in

an alliance isn't that great yes i get

it

you were right oh second place yeah

well we would have been in first if you

hadn't wasted time flirting with carrie

you're absolutely right

i should only ever flirt with you i have

no idea how to respond to you right now

thanks bob that one devon

swap headsets with emma and then pull me

up okay i'm giving kitty my helmet so

she has a light

thank you carrie you're the best good

luck

thanks

um your penalty has expired first place

proving that sometimes cheating does pay

once again

coming in first proves we're better than

everyone else

come on nothing to it

come on let's go there is only one team

left down there would you please clip

in are your arms okay nothing to it

what'd i tell ya i have to say i'm

impressed

i didn't think devon had the upper body

strength just when i think i've got him

pegged

he surprises me jerry come on

haters you're second place all right

best friends you're the third team to

arrive

only two teams left the trash-talking

cadets and the ill-lit

sisters the race to the chill zone is on

almost halfway okay this is a good pace

we're doing great

found one you got one nice work kitty

i'm bringing you up

sanders we may have to pick things up a

little here

macarthur

kitty's coming back up is this her

elimination don't worry i'm using

science or algebra four steamboats

five steamboats six steamboats

was crazy thanks for not dropping me

down the hole like that

okay you know what you need to stop

agreeing with me and go back to being my

biggest nightmare

you're so right i need to wait what

you've got me so confused

i can't even think straight you need to

go back to normal or we're going to lose

for sure

so you want me to argue with you for

real

yes in a second but first

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stick a fork in that team they are

done

[Music]

now we can argue oh it's always on your

schedule

that's better

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you uh see any ba*ls down there

my arm is broken

i may have misjudged the depth by one or

two steamboats

sisters you're in fourth place

it's my fault me and my when it all cost

attitude

my dad always said macarthur only losers

don't win

so if you don't score that winner get

that trophy or be the first one to

finish all those hot dogs you're a loser

i wish it were my arm but it'd be weird

if my arm was on her body

oh i hurt my partner i'm not even sure i

have the right to color that anymore

sanders macarthur i'm sorry to say this

but you are the last team to arrive

but this is a non-elimination round yes

sorry sanders we spoke with the doctors

and they will

allow you to continue in the race if you

feel you're able

the choice is yours but you have to make

it now

have you learned your lesson i'm

probably gonna regret this

but dawn we're still in the race

i'm in pain but i'm no quitter and from

now on

what i say goes right

wow yep this is gonna be fun five teams

remain in the hunt for one million

dollars

here on the redonkulous race

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