00x16 - Little Bull on the Prairie

[bunniefuu]

last time on the redonkulous race

new zealand took many of our remaining

teams on a roller coaster ride of highs

and lows

dwayne tried to impress his son with a

tattoo cool

that's for girls only noah and emma hit

a roadblock when she put the brakes on

their romance

ouch but devin went from super sad to

super mad

and pulled the best friends up from the

bottom three to second place

someone's bound to be going home tonight

but who can't wait to find out

on this episode of the redonkulous race

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yesterday's chill zone is today's

starting line first to depart

the king and queen of redonkulous

comebacks the ice dancers

two wins in a row five wins overall

we're not just back we're on fire golden

fire and the competition's about to get

burned

go to head smashed in buffalo jump huh

buffalo

is that a place or a threat it's

actually a little of both

it's located here along the foothills of

the rocky mountains in alberta canada

head smashed in buffalo jump was going

to be called concussion valley but the

name was already taken

teams must fly to lethbridge alberta

then drive to this spot

to receive their next travel tip yes

let's

do this i had a few um minor outbursts

in new zealand oh

you weren't that bad but don't worry the

rage has left the devin

i'm not angry at shelly for dumping me

anymore in fact

i want you back baby and i'll do

anything to prove it

i'll climb to the top of a tree

and hello to stage three of breaking up

desperation

this is gonna be great dude

we're going to a dude ranch and we're

dudes

we can't lose it's an os ranch

dudes at a dude ranch that's fair

maybe the next challenge will be for

something you're good at like

complaining

um i am not a complainer how dare you

call me that

you never listen and your shirt is so

ugly it hurts my eyes

yeah you don't complain at all

[Applause]

while our first six teams are off to a

serious start

team seven isn't being taken seriously

at all

taxi taxi taxi airport please

[Laughter]

dad your chin is costing us the game

okay

sure this tattoo may be for girls but i

shall wear it with manly pride

until we win the million and i can

afford laser tattoo removal

taxi shouldn't we wait for noah and owen

i mean we

are in an alliance what no if noah and i

are on a break

the alliances too

okay buddy we've almost got a cab see

noah's never had a girlfriend before so

he's definitely

never been dumped before but i'd say

he's handling it pretty well

oopsies i got you buddy there we go

teams arrive at the airport and it's a

mad dash to get tickets

turns out there aren't enough seats for

everyone on the first flight

flight number one is alberta bound with

most of our teams

but flight number two will be arriving a

half hour later

i i think noah looks a little better

right

i didn't want to squash my thing with

noah but i had no choice

you saw it love turns me into a total

nightmare nightmares don't win races

unless they're about being chased so you

start running

really fast

[Laughter]

you know junior and i have made a real

connection thanks to this race

he even called me cool that was before i

found out his chin tats meant for girls

you still said it and it was great

you know even if we get cut from the

race i'll go home a happy man

dad don't jinx us jinxes aren't real

folks a storm over montana's going to

delay our landing i bet the first flight

was delayed too

just a freak storm folks that only

affects our flight go winky dink

flight number one carrying the first six

teams has landed in alberta they'll now

drive a pickup

into the wild west

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eat our dust wannabe coppers

we're hit tire wounded tire wounded you

have to get out there and patch her up

asap

you're not gonna stop first new plan

what can i say you mess with the boo you

get the horn

huh weird no sign of the cadets or the

dancer dudes

two possibilities bro either aliens got

em or

nah i'm gonna go with aliens it's simple

carrie

if i come home a winner with half a

million in my pocket shelley will

totally take me back

why won't this truck go any faster you

have to put it in drive

flight number two has finally landed a

full hour after flight one

hurry hurry and these teams know they'll

be racing each other to avoid

elimination

see the panic on their faces priceless

i only have a learner's permit so i

gotta have a fully licensed passenger

with me at all times

noah's breathing so he still counts

right

wow

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oh boy okay this wasn't taught in my

driver's ed class

bro check it out we're the only car here

we are so in first place thank you

aliens

it's an all-in tip your hat split your

jeans

and eat like a cowboy by all means

working together teammates must eat an

entire pot of pork and beans

at the bottom of the pot they'll find

their next travel tip

whoa my favorite gnash on is totally

pork and beans dude

i can scarf most things brody's got an

iron stomach with the taste buds of a

dude that doesn't have any taste buds

for golden

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see dude advantage but we're in second

so all it's not lost

only our love for each other exactly

beans beans i'm not usually a picky

eater but beans are the grossest food on

the planet and should never be consumed

by human beings ever that's it

chicken what was that

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i can't do it more teams are showing up

what's taking you so long eat

eight

this place reminds me of my

grandmother's farmhouse

i spent a lot of summers there or fourth

oh okay don't panic

we can still win this

huh at least he's not crying right

faster ryan eat faster this is an all-in

challenge

partner that means we both have to eat

or we'll be penalized i know that

i know okay

come on woman you ate scorpions and

worms

this is pumpkin beans i am trying

check it out we've climbed from seventh

to fifth things are looking up

say isn't that a ladies tattoo oh

that settles it i need a marker and a

mirror later dad we gotta eat

relax kiddo it's a huge pot no one's

gonna finish this for quite a few

dawn those dudes can eat thanks

dad stop it with the jinxing there's no

such thing as jinxes

those beans are yours it's a random

botch whoever isn't holding the tip

has to ride the mechanical bull there's

a mechanical ball

the bull buster 3000 the most dangerous

mechanical bull in the world

riders have to stay on the bull for

eight full seconds once they complete

the task

it's out that door down this path to the

chill zone

last team to arrive may be out of the

race

ah sweet this is gonna be awesome

[Applause]

was that eight seconds it was like no

seconds

in your face

we made it safe and sound

sorry i may need to practice my driving

a teensy bit more

macarthur over here

nice impact positioning i

like her

a disgusting amount of pork and beans

for

free whoa

someone has a bit of a sharing problem

you're right and i forgive you

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[Applause]

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there are worse things to be forced to

choke down like a silver

medal

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maybe it's just a coincidence he you

know went into a state of shock and

despair

the moment i broke up with him can you

just agree with me at least

while the rest of our teams choke down

pork and beans our current leaders are

trying

not to choke broadband's not doing so

good

but no one else has even tried the bull

yet so we're still golden

come on babe you can do this you're

stronger and scarier than anyone i know

take a deep breath that's it

just

you know what maybe you can't do it

maybe you're not as strong as i thought

you're not a winner at all but a

loser

am not a loser

as a certified trainer i know how to

motivate people who lack confidence

i'm confident these beats aren't gonna

stay down

much longer

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beans are shifting

man can that guy airbrush his boxers

whoa that was a lot of beans

what's the challenge

oh boy bro other teams are catching up

no worries brody ten times the charm you

got this

yeah dude i do

[Applause]

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macarthur it's an all-in we both have to

eat

you want some prove it prove it look we

oh hey is that guy stealing from the

cash register what

well played partner

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see don't feel bad dude that bull is

like

not beatable at all

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come on riding mechanical bulls is way

easier than real bulls

i don't want to talk about it there

i did it super now grab the tip

why don't you grab the tip i wish i'd

taken the tip

and then you'd be the one riding the

ball

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i'd hang my hat now but i don't have one

wait bro i have a hat here wear it with

pride and get ready to seriously rock

this

trust me there's no way you can't do it

now

dude

i did it wow wow awesome

now let's boogie dude wait a minute pile

of boats with your beefy thighs brody

yeah as the ice dancers find themselves

behind the cadets again

the gods and surfers are in a race for

first place

surfer dudes it pleases me mildly to

tell you

you're in first place

i don't do emotion

as the race for first ends the race to

not up chuck pork and beans all over

yourself

is still going strong

i did it uh oh

grab that tip would you sporto i still

don't believe in jinxes

but just in case there is no way i am

letting junior ride that

it bull i hate you almost as much as i

hate big

that's right babe feel the hate all

right

wow i could almost see the hateful venom

coursing through your beautiful veins

and your eyes

snap out of it good call thank you it's

not every day you get to slap someone

and they thank you for it ryan stephanie

you're in second place yes in your face

third place

uh no offense so we're in third

ah i'm never gonna win shelley back am i

don't worry homie maybe next race will

get first

thanks carrie you know what i couldn't

have asked for a better partner

what happened to you two you were the

first to finish the bull ride

yeah but then we found a skull running

in the sun

so nope no no stop talking forget i

asked you're team number four

go back at the restaurant the ice

dancers finally finish their beans and

line up to take on buster

slow your roll meatball

eight seconds

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i have to say i'm seriously impressed

kitty finally

all right noah you can do this just try

to stay loose

yeah like that noah's faking it right he

has to be

otherwise i've broken the most amazing

piece of perfection that ever walks the

earth and there's no way i did that

right

that would make me feel terrible

this is the part where you pretend it's

possible it's down to three teams in the

race for failure of the day

are you finished

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way to go buddy you're fifth whoa

sixth place you're up again dad

you know cuz there's no one else left

you were right junior i jinxed us

it's hopeless no it isn't dad you can

still do this

if you stay on the ball this time and we

run super fast we might beat the pros of

the carpet

you think yeah sure maybe

junior the feeling of blood pooling in

my spine calls for emergency care

but the feeling of your unwavering faith

in me is all the medicine i need

this one's for junior please don't k*ll

me

please don't k*ll me

i'm alive

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jock jose you're seventh place

with our final team besting the bull

it's a foot race to be not last

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sort of congratulations reality tv pros

you're in eighth place

yay noah

i'm so sorry i broke you i didn't mean

to i still

really like you and i want us to be

together

you you do yes i just i can't do the

romance thing until the race is over

but after i win you and i are so on

great

so when one of us wins are you not

listening

when my team wins so if we win she will

date you

i guess not wow that is cold

i know isn't she just the best

dwayne junior you're the last team to

arrive

huh but i'm happy to tell you that it's

a non-elimination round

we get to stay no no you're cut from the

competition i'm sorry

well what was it you were happy to tell

us i can't recall

that's what happens when you interrupt

people sometimes they forget what they

were saying

oh thanks for this dad

it was a lot of fun oh i can't be too

upset

the race has really changed junior and

me my son's going home a man

and thanks to his new tattoo my dad is

going home a woman

yeah i'm gonna grow a beard probably for

the best

hey you want to go home and binge watch

total drama pocket to ireland

only if we can laugh until soda squirts

out your nose of course we can son

of course we can

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