00x13 - Shawshank Ridonc-tion

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last time on the redonkulous race

dwayne feared he'd lost junior for good

and stephanie

tried to lose ryan for good devin told

junior he's too young for carrie

while dwayne started to realize his

little boy is becoming

a little man and after a detour to

return their cursed hawaiian lava rock

the ice dancers came in last but it was

a non-elimination round

so they're still in it we're halfway

through the race and these 11 teams are

halfway closer to one million dollars

i have no idea what'll happen next but

we're about to find out

right here on the redonkulous race

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we're back in zambezi national park

where yesterday's winners are about to

collect today's first tip

i hope our camera crew's in shape

because from here on in we are gonna

double time it

time to warm up the glutes

we're going to australia yes australia

home to the unique sydney opera house

ayers rock

and disturbingly cute koalas teams must

travel by bus to zimbabwe's harare

international airport to book their

flight to melbourne once here

find this dawn box and see what's up

dune

under i guess now we'll have to double

double-time it

yeah we're gonna forcible time it

open up come on man

what are you mindless or just lazy more

and more teams receive their tip and get

on the bus

but before they can leave they'll have

to wait for the last team to board

[Applause]

the purple is too friendly the black

screams

get out of our way and wash us with

similar colors stick with me today

i don't want you getting lost again okay

but what

i wasn't the one you were the guy who

kept for the record i don't have a

problem with directions

i have a problem following directions

totally different

that's just part of my ruggedly handsome

charm

oh uh my doughy middle-aged charm

i'll take it

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yes all the teams are now aboard the

same 13-hour flight to melbourne

australia

sleeping would be beneficial so we

decided to give them something to worry

about instead

attention teams this is a boomerang

find one attached to your travel tip and

you can use it at the next dawn box

to send another team back to repeat the

last challenge

i want one if we get a boomerang we need

to be smart and

really use it on the ice dancers now

assess the situation

and pick the team that we feel are the

ice dancers will you please let me

finish off the ice dancers with the

boomerang

absolutely hey i'm going to tell him

what for real real i can't hold it in

any longer

i wrote it down and i'm gonna tell him i

am so

proud of you it's so brave to let

someone know how you

really feel ugh okay

i'll tell noah after the race

after

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[Applause]

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stop in at geelong maximum security

geelong prison closed in 1991 but during

its 146 years of operation

it was the most brutal and violent

lockup on earth

now it's an extreme travel hot spot as

teams arrive they'll be thrown into

cells

each cell is equipped with one of four

methods of escape

tunnels trap doors hidden tools

or bars once they break out of their

cell they're free to make their way to

today's final dawn box

here on the barwon river boomerangs can

only be used here

after they pass this point the boomerang

expires

and as a special bonus treat first team

to today's chill zone gets to make a

phone call home

cool we could call mom or better yet

order a pizza

but of course you i i'm joking i love

your mother just as much as pizza

more than more way more than pizza

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first you get the gold then you get the

boomerang

and then you get the power oh man

traffic hey driver i'll give you a big

tip if you pass these guys

so devin uh i know that

yeah past these guys too i love it

speaking of love um

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driver put on some racing music

huh maybe later if we win the phone call

i'd like to call my grandmother

she's quite old in her health i call my

cat mr princess

okay but we only get one call so we'll

flip for it

my grandmother is sick your cat is a

is a cat he won't even know that you

called

i don't know heads or tails

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thank you that was very scary i have to

tell devin how i feel as soon as i can

if we win today and he calls shelly it

could disrupt

everything that's happening between us

welcome to geelong

okay you look for trapdoors i'll check

for a loose bar

oh these gosh darn laces i knew i should

have worn slip-ons

hey ah get your hands off my kid

as teams are cuffed and led into geelong

most go peacefully

but others not so much

it wasn't personal i mean yeah it was

your face i punched in

but i still respect you as a fellow

officer of the law cause you only cried

a little

super manly dude are you gonna mock him

all day or should we maybe find a way

out

uh pretty sure there's time for both

man sometimes i wish you were a little

more fun i wish you were more

professional

stop insulting and punching people can't

you just play nice

ever i play nice with you all the time

can you please keep it down

we're trying to think don't worry trying

anything for the first time is hard

come on that one was a gimme

ow if your thick head can't break us out

nothing will

better check the walls hey

let's go you let go i'm not letting go

god get free

i think we're really trapped lucky for

you i have a plan to get us out oh yeah

well i have a good plan oh yeah well

mine is awesome oh yeah well mine's

awesome

good okay then let's both say our plans

on three least stupid plan

wins agreed one two

three we put a mirror up to the bar so

the guard thinks he locked himself in

and opens the cell

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did we just come up with the same

geniusness idea

yes favorite dinosaur ninja movie

dinosaur ninja four

rise of the caveman wizard best

anti-zombie weapon

chainsaw m*ssile launcher duh

did did we just stop hating each other

yes

guard we need a mirror

no no hold it hold it

i'm just as unhappy about this as you

are

i highly doubt that seriously what do

you eat for breakfast

what don't i eat

you probably don't have america's you're

so funny looking

yeah i'm glad i don't have your face on

my head yeah

if i had your face i'd do something

about it

yeah like we'd go to the face-changing

doctor that verbal beatdown was insane

we're like a word nato of slams i bet

when he wakes up tomorrow he'll be in a

coma

gabe's on the bottom bunk

[Laughter]

could have been worse imaginative

the step brothers find the trap door in

their cell

and land themselves in first place but

other teams continue to search

getting more and more desperate jose

does this spot sound different to you

listen

it's like there's no air in here do

prisoners not get air

is that part of going to jail no air oh

there's plenty of air

are you okay yes i just want some air

it's these bars they blocked the air i

don't think they're using special air

blocking bars

i gotta get out oh stop it

you're going to find the way out

yes

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wait if you help us now we'll owe you

one you have my word

one condition i want to hear your

partner say that ice dancing is the best

sport in the world

you think it's a sport macarthur come on

not happening never not gonna so hey

we could be stuck in here for hours this

is our get out of jail free card and

all you have to do is play nice for ten

seconds

fine ice dancing is the best sport in

the world

like you mean it and louder

ice dancing is the best sport in the

world

and who is the best ice dancer

you are you are the best ice dancer

in the world that is so nice of you to

say

bye-bye i knew it you promised to help

us

i am i'm helping you go home

i warned you about those dirty lousy

no-good ice for brains

jerks you did and you were right we're

never playing nice with them again

ah come on we need to win this round

or we could take a break breaks are good

right

and um i need to tell you something

so what you need to tell me um

um growing up together i remember many

things like how you were happy when your

training wheels came off your bike

or when you wore your favorite shirt

backwards for a whole school year but

the one thing i can't remember is a time

when

i wasn't in love with you

devon did you hear me no tell me later

come on homie

oh that's a load off

huh where do you think it went it went

somewhere

trap door come on help me open it

no no we are not escaping out

we broke into another cell emma hi

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have you guys found a way out um

maybe okay this way

down the poop tube everybody ew

it's okay the prison's been closed for

decades so no one's been using the

toilets

um w

number one or number two two but it had

the consistency of

number one we're in first place

first time first place you're the

coolest brother

ever all in craft a raft for today's

second challenge

teams have to construct a raft and sail

it down the barwon river

to today's chill zone last team to

arrive here at the carpet of completion

may be eliminated forget the raft let's

build a floating spaceship

it's like you're inside my brain taking

my ideas before i have them

we should have our own theme song

totally

step by step by the a*s with a step

brothers

that was genius

can we please so there's the dawn box

come on

see what happens when you play nice

people walk all over you

okay okay there's no tool in the bedding

so look somewhere else

i wasn't looking for a way out i was

just mad you want a way out

here after you

you think that was impressive i can lift

a boat if i could kiss my own glutes i

would

you want to get some oh it stinks so bad

down here

well there could be any number of

reasons for that

i mean who can really say yeah it's a

real

mystery everybody poops

there's even a book about it what was

that book called again

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full impulse captain prepare to engage

trans warp drive mr chet

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stroke stroke

this is so awesome as the step brothers

celebrate falling from first to second

place

more teams have busted out of jail and

gone into the raft building business

and the currently in last place rockers

are finally headed for the river to join

the other teams setting sail for the

chill zone

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who laughed i believe you mean whom left

[Laughter]

you just messed with the wrong cadet

oh i am going to enjoy this

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drop it no you drop yours

none of us want to go home today but if

we boomerang each other

oh she's right this is a bad idea

rip yours in half and i'll do the same

she's lying she's a liar

don't you call me andre we do it

together

on three on three one

two three

i knew it it's a true fire wait wait

the boomerang's teams are returned to

the mother of all geelong cells

the black hole for the cadets and the

ice dancers

the race for not last place begins

perhaps a temporary truce is in order

it's just until they're free

trap doors tunnels tools bars

go

there's the chill zone come on homie

first place congrats yeah you've won the

phone call home

i'm gonna call shelly cool cool

ah keeps going to her voicemail you can

keep trying until you reach someone

devin i really need to tell you

something before you talk to her

prolusive systems activation guidance

guiding now affirmative

you are cleared for docking merger

alignment prosthetics

i wonder if don will let us keep our

spaceship

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how cool did we just look so cool right

not

really but second place

oh trap door yes if we get onto each

other's shoulders we can reach it

hey once you're up there if you double

cross us

i'll make you pay you don't scare me

i'll break your limbs tie you into a nut

and throw you off a cliff

okay that actually does scare me

third place fourth fifth

sixth place can i please just tell you

come on pick up god's in seventh

eighth place

come on glutes people

voicemail again ah you can keep trying

but once the final team checks in

time's up is it bad that i hope he runs

out of time

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shelly oh thanks ashton ashton's our

tennis instructor he's just getting her

now

shelley hi it's me devvin

i miss you so much what

no we never broke up you're dating who

ashton no please shelly don't

wait no no i need to call her back

sorry one phone call only so how's the

girlfriend

oh she's dumped me for her tennis

instructor

whoa the tennis instructor that never

happens maybe i should tell him now

or maybe i'll wait for him to stop

sobbing

yeah yeah i'm gonna wait the final teams

are neck and neck

who's gonna take it

tenth place to the ice dancers

we weren't cheering our ranking

finishing intent place is shameful and

disgusting

but knocking the police cadets out of

the competition literally

that's worth celebrating

[Laughter]

sometimes the bad guys win glad i got to

do this with my partner

it was uh it was are you crying

one tear is not crying sanders

macarthur i am very sad right now you

two are such a good team

i wish you nothing but the best in the

next round because this one is a

non-elimination

yeah we just gotta put this one behind

us and focus on winning

winning and introducing the ice dancers

to a world of pain

i can't agree to that a close call for

the cadets

and heartbreak for devin who knows

what'll happen next you don't

so tune in next time for more of the

redonkulous race

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