00x11 - I Love Ridonc & Roll

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last time on the redonkulous race

our teams got skewered in china and even

though they say love conquers all it

seems hate

is also very effective the daters came

in first

and while it was sweet that the rockers

tried they totally crashed

but it was a non-elimination round so

they lived to fail another day

these 12 proud teams remain time to send

one of them packing

because this is the redonkulous race

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last episode's chill zone sits atop the

great wall of china

that makes it today's starting point and

last episode's winners are the first

team to grab a tip you gonna tell me

what it says

you're gonna let me read it we can't

quit now the prize money's like our

children we're staying together for the

kids

i heard they're changing our name from

the daters to the haters

hey go for it my hate for him won us the

last round so today

i plan to hate him even more i couldn't

hate her more if i tried

they might as well just give us the

money right now fly to oolu finland

finland this european country is home to

countless coffee drinkers

cell phone users and the most saunas per

capita

which is where the teams are headed here

to this dawn box at the piping hot

saunas of the apina pile spa

why suffer in the cold when you can

suffer in the heat

finland is a paradise they have four

months of almost total darkness

and goth is mainstream this guy ran for

office

and won

a cab taxi

dude wait a flag rock asked me to step

up my game on account of how i tank

everything

i was like dude and he was all but dude

so i was like dude and he was all

dude that's exactly how it went down

first place here we come right on

anyone want to lift

hey since we gave you guys a lift maybe

we could have a

alliance or something you know no

alliance okay team just a heads up

i'm gullible get distracted easy and

like cannot

say no to a dare good

to know our teams are our route to

finland

and thanks to the power of editing

they've now

whoa arrived one's here

it's an all-in finish spa day

teams have to sit in a dry sauna awesome

fully clothed at the highest heat for 10

that's minutes each spa hut has just

enough room for two teams and the

10-minute timer doesn't start

until both teams have crammed inside

after the sauna collect a tip from the

next

dawn box by crossing the semi-frozen

river

let's do this first place wait

you mind if we wait for uh i don't know

emma and kitty

do i mind not in the least i'm making

headway with emma

the trick is to constantly be in her

face girls love that

but i won't let it affect our race my

top priority is them

i mean winning

it is all right first place

now we're in second place relax buddy

we'll get there

third place still top three

seventh place okay seriously where are

they

oh hey so it's two teams per sun

hey look at that we're two teams

a sauna together huh sounds hot

so hot how long's it been

ten seconds so uh too hot to talk

right yep making headway and all it cost

us was our lead

what's your problem you like noah noah

doesn't know that and i don't want him

finding out

i'll ask him out after we win okay

you're gonna ask out no

uh uh why are ice dancing claws so well

insulated you know your good luck charm

thing must be broken

perhaps not our main competition are

those weakling twins

the heat will destroy them uh we heard

all that

and we're fine thanks we suffer from a

rare condition called temperature

dyslexia i can't feel hot or cold

we get burns and frostbite a lot but

we're gonna own this challenge

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as the remaining teams get cooking some

take the chance to unwind

while others take the chance to talk

strategy

when we get out we should go fast

nice plan bicep brain

almost time to jet oh sweet cause this

heat is getting to me

it looks like those two are melting dude

relax they're totally not

whoa those two are melting

first place and they're off some very

fast

others not so much bye have a nice race

oh i didn't know dry saunas had water uh

it isn't water it's owens sweat

i am a sweat volcano

well that was rude

here's the semi-frozen river

this is so unclean

whoa that looks way too cold uh come on

it's not that bad

uh i got it right owen are you sure

of course

he's fine head to downtown ulu and get

ready to air out your rock on

i hope you're not allergic to rocks

probably

seriously though i should check my

records

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my face don't look at me we've only been

dating for three years

so naturally we've never seen each other

ungothed i feel like a dead body that

washed up on shore

but in a bad way i'm already shivering i

can't jump in that

you're right there's only one way we can

do this go for it

you're pure evil

i hate you so much okay spud

let's do this here i go he's fed

dare you to kiss that seal

bro no don't listen to double dare

there's a lesson i've learned again and

again if something

sounds like a bad idea looks like a bad

idea

and requires a dare to do it it's gonna

be crazy come on

he's just a cute little guy he probably

kisses people

okay did not see that coming

k*ller baby seal i like it delayed pain

reaction over in three

two one

it went boom onto his head and i was

like whoa

okay man he's so good all the time even

when he's trying

it's that totally harsh in my mellow man

cool i wonder who's playing

uh we are it's about your watch

teams must battle it out in finland's

national sport air guitar

air guitar for real for very real

performances will be judged by this

applause meter get the crowd into a

maximum frenzy

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and teams can rock on over here to the

chill zone

bottom out and it's off to the back of

the line to try

try again whoever didn't pull the

rickshaw in beijing must perform here

oh wow

how do i look like a lunatic but i think

that's what we're going for

so keep it up strum it like you own it

i feel ridiculous maybe you need to rock

harder

what like this power slide

not really air guitar all the coolness

of not being a musician

all the lameness of jumping around like

a buffoon yeah this one had owen written

all

over it don't worry buddy i'm gonna

channel my

inner owen

yeah it's kind of hard to dance like no

one's watching

when someone's actually watching i was

just trying to be supportive

oh you mean emma

safe and sound

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i love who you are on the inside but i

just can't look at you

on the outside i know looking at your

perky nose

makes me want to vomit sorry only

redonkulous race contestants allowed

but it's us i'm on we this is crimson

that can't be because i'm not even

remotely creeped out

but we have a camera crew with us

fine i guess that checks out i don't

know

man your crush on emma just got you

crushed it's fine

sure we're at the back of the line but

we're still in the top three

four five six ah crud

looks like i'm up watch out for the tree

of speakers they tend to fall

well when mickey was ten he got a part

in the school play

i was a tree when the music started he

tripped over his own roots somehow and

took out the set

the whole thing landed right on him you

never forget your first concussion

it's the rest that become a blur

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it seems like no one can air out their

rock on

did that make sense and even when they

get a groove

on they trip over it

why are there even wires up here this is

an air guitar

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or they just lack that special something

crimson wow your skin is so

flesh-colored i love your hair you're

throwing a lot of positive emotions my

way

and i don't know what to do with that

crimson wait

this is just what the world is for us

now i think i know how to handle it

we're quitting i'm not a tree i'm not a

tree

will anyone pass this challenge

seriously this is pathetic

hey have we lost yet no but i have faith

air guitar i can totally do that

actually you can't you were supposed to

pull the rickshaw on china so it's his

turn

but he needs time to recover from like

seal venom or whatever he'll watch it

and we'll

all watch it

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oh man this is so over

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man all this time i was worried about

spide being all woo

and never using his brain but then i

realized

that's what makes him so awesome

rock lightning up

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and so we have the winners of this round

rockers take first place

there isn't a soul in finland who isn't

filled with joy right now

i wish it didn't have to end this way

maybe it doesn't

we could try to accept each other the

way we are

look

you thinking what i'm thinking

with the rockers example fresh in their

minds teams amp up their performances

with

rockin results it's air guitar

not pick your belly button stop tell me

what

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one by one teams are crowd surfing to

the chill zone and the race for not last

place

comes down to the final three teams

which pair will be rocked out of this

race

how did we go from first to last

oh right well on the bright side the

gods aren't even

here

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step aside we're here to rock

oh there you guys are you won't believe

the super cute preppy couple who said

they were you

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i've never felt closer to crimson than i

do right now

i can't believe we almost gave up on

each other

it's the blackness deep down inside that

counts

oh that was beautiful

that went well yeah great i'll be having

nightmares about it

whoa is that a hawaiian lava rock what

of it

that's hardcore those things cast a

shroud of darkness upon all who plunder

them

can we have it your good luck charm's

been cursing us all this time

well done jose thanks how do we break

the curse

just toss it anywhere in hawaii

can't go out there i'll knock the whole

city down mickey

you can do this i know the school play

was a disaster but despite

everything that went wrong really really

wrong you were the best tree out there

yeah

me everyone said so you're a natural

let's rock

just tell noah you think air guitar is

cute or something and he'll do better

no then he'll know i like him we'll end

up dating falling in love losing the

race i won't be able to pay for law

school he'll break up with me and i'll

spend the rest of my life crying into a

bowl of cereal

okay then noah will be fine it's not

like mickey's gonna finish

first move it trying to get my air on

you have to do something mickey

hey i'm impressed you're doing this wow

so brave thanks emma i mean with your

germ phobia and so

many people using that air guitar today

all those fingers those

germ-covered fingers but it's an air

guitar

exactly you're breathing it in too ooh

all those germy fingers

anyway good lucky

mickey's been known to break out in

hives from stress i think he's stressed

away from me

i'm here mickey

poor mickey i feel awful do you though

well i couldn't let noah get sent home

i like him tell him

wow this might be our last chance but if

emma's watching i

can oh come on do you think emma wants

to date a quitter

maybe racing with you has been the most

fun

ever there's no one in the world i'd

rather eat eyeballs with but if we get

eliminated it's over for us

and for you and emma is that really what

you want

gee big guy i don't know what to say

you need to stop worrying about being

some girl's hero

and be my hero

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all right don't tell anyone but noah

just got me to like air guitar

ah good to have you back pal i know i

can't believe my feelings for emma

almost

cost us the race whoa buddy i am off

emma for good

yeah that's what no you don't have to do

that

no no no if she was into me she'd have

said something by now

it's time to move on i didn't realize

how much i liked noah until he almost

left

i've been taking him for granted all

this time that's gonna change

i don't know are you sure he's still

into you

twins you raced hard and overcame a lot

of issues no one has ever heard of

but i'm sorry you're out we gathered

that

we didn't win but i'm proud of us our

doctor said we'd last a week

our physiotherapist said a day our gym

teacher just laughed and laughed

yeah but we showed them i think we've

come a really long

spider

seven teams are gone 11 remain who'll

make it all the way

only way to find out keep on watching

the redonkulous

race

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