00x09 - Hello and Dubai

[bunniefuu]

last time on the redonkulous race our

teams took a blistering stroll through

hawaii

the surfer dudes showed some love as

they took first place

jose found a new good luck charm kelly

told taylor she's not that chipotle

after all

and carrie's heart broke into a million

pieces but it was all eyes on the daters

who became haters and arrived last when

they found out it was a non-elimination

round you could really see the joy on

their faces

let the madness continue this is

the redonkulous race

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welcome back to the redonkulous race

where our racers are ready to say aloha

to hawaii

our surfer dudes came in first whoa

dibs on first tip i don't know what's

crazier

that we're in first or that we're not in

last

did deep

we're going to debate

huh or as it's more commonly known

dubai an oasis of luxury man-made

islands and a mall so big

even teenagers get lost once here

teams must bust to burj al-arab the

world's only seven star hotel to find

the next dawnbox

d-boy please flight leaving now time

12-seat rest on next flight

all right we made it count again

two four darn it already tied for last

yay don't count us out yet kiddo last

time we were on the first flight and it

got delayed remember

while the last seven teams wait to board

their flight out the first six are about

to fly

air dubai with the world's most opulent

first class section

for winners only

cookie oh may we

huh guess not ah that octave should be

ours

how did we place turd as my mother

always says

bronze is the medal of failure but

mama our luck is about to change just

has replaced our lost lucky rabbit's

foot with a pretty rock on

our luck is bound to improve

forage from lava this stone embodies my

fiery determination

to win

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you mean our determination to win

oh yeah sure both flights are headed for

dubai one an hour ahead of the other

it'll be a quick flight what 17

hours ouch well plenty of time to rest

and enjoy each other's company

seriously you're giving me the silent

treatment oh two can play that game

i'm the queen of silent treatment i've

got a whole bag of quiet to drop on you

i look forward to it you just wait

mister you're about to hear pins

dropping

it's gonna be a library up in here

you'll be still

talking

i know the seat belt sign's on but why

bother

it's cozy flying's the scariest

i usually squeeze my teddy bear berry to

get through

it but i swallowed him so now i squeeze

my noah

hey want the window seat uh

gonna pass

really but you always want the window

seat

i wonder why you'd want to stay there

i was thinking we should form an

alliance with like

i don't know no i know it i have enough

trouble keeping this one on track with a

whole other team to worry about

i wouldn't be able to ride her as much

yep we really need an alliance

noah's a snarky know-it-all do you have

any idea what it's like to be around

someone like that

i can't imagine but they are pros

they know what's what okay i almost

got it

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i'm gonna hang in the toilet where it

smells better

this altitude is giving my brother a

nosebleed and an inner ear infection

how much longer is this flight we're

still on the ground you babies

i like how you handle that honey oh do i

get a fake trophy for it

honey i feel terrible about this oh then

all is forgiven

psych that means it isn't mom

i need some space i'm giving you a

timeout i'm not sure it works like that

okay sure hi there

is this seat taken uh no but uh

i am get married she's not into you dad

oh sorry no problem

i'm just having some family issues right

now

it all started back when taylor was play

our cards right pal and this could be

our first alliance

uh great huh uh have you met them

and i guess i shouldn't have told her

the truth oh yeah our opinions mean a

lot to them

at one time junior made pancakes for

mother's day and i said they were

overdone

he almost cried i had the exact same

thing happen with taylor

except i was the one making pancakes for

her and she threw them at me

and the pan oh uh

well it's kids for you kitty's so

unfocused

oh they're both so snarky and full of

themselves

how are they not a couple yet it's emma

she still hurt from her last breakup oh

still fresh it was three years ago

oh yep getting these two together is

gonna take some work

flight number one has landed in dubai

and the teams are being shuttled to the

burj al-arab

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either or serve or squeegee

teams can either return one serve each

from the world's toughest ball launcher

the tennis menace

or wash an entire column of windows from

the top down

are you sure legal cleared this really

team one was the first to arrive here at

the hotel and have a choice of either

serve or squeegee come on let's go

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the surfers are ready to take on the

tennis menace participate

okay buddy you got this i got this

stannis is the ultimate wimp sport no

checking

no tackling just a fluffy little ball

it's like super-sized ping-pong what

could be dangerous about that

you got this i got this

i know you're scared but whatever

happens i believe in you

[Laughter]

anyway shelley hangs out with her tennis

instructor like all the time

and she says tennis is a mental game

nice going chat now we have to wait

until it's our turn again

you're just jealous cause i talked to a

girl that's not talking that's pointing

and laughing like a chihuahua

same thing no it's not

well and that's it right and after she

crashed her third sports car

i wanted to cut up her credit cards but

you know i just knew she'd steal mine

that's parenting right well i guess

teens are more challenging

oh no no if this all happened when she

was 10 the real drama started when she

turned 12.

kelly the problem here is taylor doesn't

have proper boundaries

that or she was born rotten how dare you

good talk i'm worried kelly and taylor

aren't the best

team to partner with yeah

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hey we're doing the same challenge as

you two what are the odds

maybe we should work together no

alliances remember

come on remember sis we're here to

finish first no surrender no way

distractions

did you just say noah zero distractions

with teams from flight to arriving the

heat

is on this is tough but we're making

good progress

how many is that one

i'm starting to think this is more

terrifying than tennis

just help me lower this thing according

to the manual the sides move separately

so we have to pull these two levers at

once

why would they design it like that why

would they put a tennis court on the

roof

just pull on three one two three

uh gonna say that was your fault of

course you are

the teams from flight two have reached

the hotel in time to catch up with the

front runners serve

or squeegee

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we're feeling good about this tennis

challenge sure i'm allergic to felt and

watching a moving ball gives mickey

motion sickness but at least we won't

have to deal with heights

heights give me life-threatening

nosebleeds for the first time

i know we can win this one

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participate hey my nose isn't bleeding

nosebleed we'd like to thank everyone

involved with the show

bye we're sticking with the tennis we

can't stand the sound of

yeah squeegee streaks it's like spongy

nails on a glass chalkboard

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uh we'll be switching to windows us too

mom

why i've won like a bajillion tennis

trophies

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i'm trying to perform yeah good luck

i've watched shelly play tennis for

years and believe me jacques has a

better chance at hitting a beach ball

than a tennis ball

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oh shut up now oh oh excellent idea

just watch you might learn something

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waiting in line let's switch to windows

fine

but after we win i am throwing a massive

tantrum

tantrums run in her family once i was

late picking up jose from practice and

her mom attacked me

with a lamp i don't miss that lamp hmm

or your mom now son the trick to proper

squeegeeing is to uh

wipe the window pretty much

fast learner he thinks he's parent of

the year

who is he tell me how to mom get moving

these windows won't wash themselves on

it

and good call honey working on these

challenges is good for taylor and i

at home we are so busy with our everyday

lives

actually i'm a lot busier than she is

but i try to squeeze her in

participate launcher you've met your

match

what are you gonna do annoy it to death

who are you calling a noise

still talking

uh is this part of the challenge

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hey clumsy you dropped something

you know that moment when you realize

you'd care if someone died

i didn't until then

that is so beautiful okay so maybe noah

isn't the worst human being in the world

nicest thing she's ever said

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just because that desk is menial doesn't

mean you skimp on artistic impression

the goal is to achieve greatness

winning will then be thrust upon us wipe

faster mom we're losing yelling won't

help sweetie

um i let the maid all the time then she

wipes faster i think i know what i'm

doing

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nice anyone could clobber that

well almost anyone

we know we should switch to window

washing but the streaking

we can do this nothing to freak out

about

tell mom i loved her glad we're alive

but

i'm kind of bummed we're gonna tie for

last could you be more negative

sure she implied we'll finish we only

have one squeegee between us and you

guys lost your water

it's not over yet i know how to win this

but you guys gotta agree to an alliance

first

okay i will be our squeegee

let it drop

that sound

sweet move tiny bro

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whoa swims finish first

[Applause]

two windows left the gold is ours

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way to take one for the team big guy

i feel like i just took a roller coaster

through a car wash

find the chill zone in the gold sook the

what

the gold sook just a normal plaza where

everything is made of gold

to reach the chill zone inside this shop

teams must travel here

in taxis some of which are gold

literally

they really like their gold here to the

gold

now

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you can do it just ask yourself what

would

shelley do no i'm not shelley and i

never will be

carrie wait nobody is

there all done took long enough oh

there's bird poop on my boot

there totes better

do not treat me like a doormat you were

all sweaty and gross anyway why should

we both suffer

don't just stand there like an old

mannequin help me no

i'm giving you a timeout you can't do

that i'm your daughter well that's how

it works

i won't help until you apologize

you're in for a long wait remember

everyone

we're looking for a gold chill zone

hey they even have dollar stores

i didn't get it this is it

ladies first really why would you

i mean i don't know what to say maybe

just get in before another team shows

oh right sisters congratulations you're

the first to arrive

owen and noah you're team number two

it's not like this is for the million

bucks so i might as well let her know

how i feel

wow noah is he's

he's really interested in forming an

alliance with us

welcome to the chill zone you've come in

third again

kidding the twins got here way before

you me and mickey took one of the

non-gold cabs

they're a lot faster you mean we're

forked

we didn't make the podium at all what

podium there is no podium there is

always a podium third place

we usually have worse luck than that

it's as if all the bad luck in the area

was soaked up by another team

crazy fifth sixth seventh

eighth ninth place ten eleven

as more teams arrive it's a dead heat as

two teams try their hardest to be

uncooperative

whose apathy will come out on top

taylor i'm going to show you what your

attitude is doing to us

uh it's tude mom no one says attitude

anymore

you can't even lecture right i got a tip

from the dawn box

our next destination is a mall full of

gold

we could be shopping right now

i i didn't know i'm sorry

mom i'm like so sorry you really mean it

well not for anything i did look

you're kind of lame and most of the time

you totally embarrass me

but as long as you'll take me shopping i

can pretend you don't oh

that's all i ever wanted

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the gold stuck hurry i'll feel terrible

if we lost on account of my

bad tennis skills it's okay we'll be

best friends with or without this race

plus i'll get shelley's tennis guy to

give you a few tips

are we still in the race harry and devin

you're the last to arrive

oh my mistake here come mom and daughter

now

you are still in the race all right

hi hi hi look who got their bling on

kelly

taylor your last to arrive you're out of

the race

oh i guess we should have checked in

before

shopping it was fun while it lasted i

hope

i never touch another camel but i loved

paris i can't believe how good your

drawing was

i know so good i can't believe your

upper body strength

i need to see your trainer like

yesterday you know it's funny

we entered this race to win more money

but we ended up getting something we

actually needed speaking of which if

we're gonna shop more

i'll need you to double my allowance oh

taylor i'm canceling your allowance

wait what

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