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00x07 - A Tisket, a Casket, I'm Gonna Blow a Gasket

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Total Drama". Aired: July 8, 2007 to present.*
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Canadian animated comedy of teenagers who compete in a reality show in parody of reality shows.

00x07 - A Tisket, a Casket, I'm Gonna Blow a Gasket

Post by bunniefuu »

last time on the redonkulous race

some teams had more fun than udders the

ants came marching one by one

and an alliance between the sisters and

the twins ended before it started

the pressures of the race started to get

to the daters the ice dancers came in

first

and we said soy long to the vegans who

came in last and were cut from the

competition

sadly their flight home crash landed on

a small island populated by cannibals

it's weird i can't even think about it

without laughing

now get ready for more deliciousness

because this is

the redonkulous race

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last week's chill zone was here on

copacabana beach which is the starting

point for today's race

leaving first will be the ice dancers

we've won gold for the second time

today we'll use our lead to widen the

gap even more

i will move so fast that we'll lose our

camera crew

then we'll slow down until they catch up

because our fans deserve to see us

perform

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make your way to dracula's castle in

transylvania

transylvania home of majestic mountains

old saxon architecture

and the birthplace of the heebie jeebies

teams must travel here to this castle to

receive their next tip

this shuttle bus will take you to the

airport first

first first place

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what is this strange feeling i fear it

maybe

happiness transylvania i can't

believe it awesome we are

disappointed it seems all the teams are

taking the same bus

can i show them let me show them yes yes

show them

i bought it off a local here who as it

turns out is

a distributor so tom ordered 4 000 of

them to be shipped home

i am gonna make fez's happen put yours

on

maybe later

there are only two flights to

transylvania and we are not getting

stuck on flight number two

no way but we pick me up and throw me to

the front

oh steph i can't do pick me up

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ryan has voiced some concerns about how

competitive i've been getting but

we've reached an understanding i need to

try harder so that stephanie doesn't

feel the need to be the constant

and lone motivator

we are so going to win this the first

seven teams are on flight number one we

did really well on the first couple of

days but at the last two chill zones we

came in 11th

and 13th but we got ourselves on the

first flight today so we're back in

kick and butt mode

the remaining seven teams on flight

number two leave 45 minutes later

a hurdle that may be difficult to

overcome come on rock

i know you wanted to be on the first

flight hey what can i do to cheer you up

you can help us win this round

we can do it we just gotta dig deep yeah

let's do it

yeah yeah are you just telling me what i

want to hear

yeah amen did you look happy

plane number two has finally departed

brazil as plane number one touches down

in romania

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wow okay dracula was the first goth ever

he was our king to be here is i just

i can't i'm so hey that was close

you almost got color in your face

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there's no taxis around but we look up

the road and there's the castle

oh so creepy i got goose bumps ah dude i

nearly took a goose dump

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oh sorry i didn't see you there

junior officer down shots fired

so you do a fashion blog that is so cool

which one of you guys started it i did

no i did i did i did

okay you typed it up but it was my idea

so i was the creator and you were more

like

a secretary i'm sorry what

yeah baby first one's here wait a minute

how is that possible

the gods were ahead of us

doesn't vlad look striking i see the

similarities

stop you'll make me blush

it's an all-in oh i love it when we get

to do things together

for this all-in challenge teams must

enter dracula's castle and find an empty

coffin

whoever took the tip from the dawn box

must then drag the coffin to the

graveyard with their teammate

inside and tip it into an open grave

creepy complete the task to get your

next tip from the local gravedigger

the teammate in the coffin may not get

out or help at

all oh boy

you are making us fall behind then let

go

you first stop it's never gonna happen

as the cadets and ice dancers play in

the mud plane number two

arrives carrying the last seven teams

oh boy we know vampires aren't real

we're not silly kids but werewolves are

a different story

and if they can smell fear then i'm in

trouble because i am doused and odd to

terrify

last one to the top eats snot

don't wait stay with the group okay

let's just get to the castle that's what

the tip said

or did you want to take credit for that

idea too

then he screamed dude that moose doesn't

need mouth-to-mouth it's just a head on

the wall

time out let's split up kitty and i will

continue down this hall and you two can

go away right idea cover more ground if

we find coffins

we'll call you with our secret signal

no way whoever took the tip must

what now don't get out or do

anything that will get us penalized

i'm loving all the father and son wayne

junior is the best

i mean he's almost too obedient i really

want to teach him that part of growing

up is thinking for yourself

deciding what rules can be ignored so i

can ignore my curfew no no

you can't drive your car you better not

touch my school no no not a tattoo

will any of these teams make it out of

dracula's castle alive

probably not but find out when we return

on

the redonkulous race

the race continues in transylvania as

teams struggle to complete the first

challenge

my girl is bionic i'm just trying to

keep up with my superhero here

i'm not sure if you can see it at home

but i'm 75

upper body

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slow down i know it's a rest but the way

jose was moving that coffin

i was going to end up covered in bruises

you mean like if someone held you above

their head and dropped you on the ice

face first in a stadium full of people

on the most important day of your life

that kind of

covered in bruises

vintage hexagon oakwood with corinthian

leather interior

nice take me to the grave digger

modern coffins are so flimsy when i die

i want to be buried in one that was made

during the plague they really knew how

to make a coffin last

so true my legs are cramping

my hands hurt i just

can't do it wow

hey if mickey can't do it i probably

couldn't do it either

if this is where it ends this is where

it ends

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huh i guess they can't hear us oh well

hop in

ah sweet you did hear us got you

coughing

well he isn't the ice cream man there's

ice cream

oh let me out

come on nerd

oh thanks right on horseback to the

romanian gymnastic

training center and find the dawn box

horseback

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sweet we're in first place yeah last

time i won anything was that medal for

being awesome uh you stole that from my

cereal box

stop ruining my moment butt spray

now try to lure me in slowly

i hope there's enough room for your

giant head and all your great ideas in

there

it'll be nice to have you carry me for a

change

the only change is that this time you're

in a coffin

stop

i know it's against the rules but this

might be your only chance

well the only one you'll remember get in

it took us a little while to find the

graveyard just say it

it took me a while to find the graveyard

me hey

we're still ahead of most of the teams

you're right

i'm sorry we're a great team oh dude the

way you snuck up on us was epic

epic you guys can take the next one

so there was no werewolf but believing

there was pushed us further than we

thought we could go

i'll just tell people i spilled water on

my pants

yes i am using my glutes

there's the training center

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you'd say about your watch gymnastics

gymnastics gnastics that take place in a

gym

whoever didn't face the b*llet ants in

brazil must perform two gymnastic feats

first walk a balance beam and land a

split jump at the center

high school team second complete a flip

over this

vaulting horse no no no no no

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get a thumbs up from this local judge

balor karaoke

i hate everything and it's a foot race

down that road to the chill zone

last team to arrive could be headed home

do you have any ice

hello first place of course i'm good at

gymnastics it's a lot like ice dancing

only in our sport you wear knives on

your feet and there's no soft padding to

land

on if you fall just a rock hard layer of

solid

ice i said i was sorry

but the race for not last now

is ongoing

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tom was taking breaks every 10 feet he

needs to work out more

or maybe jen could lay off the bread a

little ah

those hats are ridiculous and you'll

never make them popular

um like the time you tried to make plaid

leg warmers happen

i can't even how are we in the bottom

four again

we're better than this right

yes why are you all like woo hoo we're

in the

bottom four man usually we're in the

bottom three

ice dancers congrats you're in first

place

still a chance

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ah

he's pretty good yeah because he takes

rhythmic gymnastics if he had any guts

he'd sign up for my class

the ancient art of karate

oh that's sweet dude you bring different

skills to the table

totally makes you a good team good team

asia

yeah right no i'm done you coming or

what

yes second place

third yes

the race for first place is over and now

it's a race for

anything but last

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get up ryan shake it up hurry if you can

i'm staying calm yeah you're doing great

baby

you're doing great baby but you could be

doing greater that's all we need right

now

greater fourth

go

it's called a balance beam not a wobble

beam

balance

oh come on you're in sixth place

or would be in sixth place if you hadn't

broken the rules with the coffin

ten minute penalty totally worth it

you got this baby

ah what is your problem

six seven eight ninth and best friends

are tent

with only three teams out there the

goths look nervous

awesome

do you know who wins gold medals doing

this 12 year old girl

yelling at me isn't helping it's a botch

or watch

i'm not allowed to help you

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tom tom are you okay

i am sorry i'm so bad at gymnastics

you know my strengths are coordinating

clothing if you were doing this we'd

already be done

you're so good at this stuff tom you're

great at

everything you put your mind to so great

it's annoying

but great oh thank you sweet girl

i won't let you down i can do this i

know you can

you do not get to quit on me you get

back in there and start thinking like a

12 year old girl mister

well if we get booted this will still be

the best night

ever being in that coffin i've never

felt so alive

you got this tom we should have been

done an hour ago you're the best buddy

i am so disappointed in you

it's about time hurry the vlog

was your idea it's yours no no you made

so many great changes to it

it's more yours than mine how about we

say it's

ours yeah yeah i like that come on

why are they so fast i don't know i

always want to work with you jen

oh i feel the same way tom

penalties over 12th place woohoo

13th you're still in the race yes

yes yes we didn't lose

hey went up i'm sorry

you're out oh but these are very in

i wouldn't call this a failure in any

way we

so kicked butt we nearly died so many

times on that skywalk

in that geyser field oh on that vine but

we totally didn't

yay us doing this race is a huge

test of how strong your friendship is

and i think we did great

greater than great there sure

well i told you they'd be popular

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