00x06 - Brazilian Pain Forest

[bunniefuu]

last time on the redonkulous race

our teams got geysered in iceland

what fun then they had to either chip

out a fossil or

choke down an icelandic thanksgiving

feast the gods came in first

and went crazy the vegans went rogue but

still came in last

lucky for them it wasn't an elimination

challenge so they got to stay

and i found out not all girls punch like

girls

i survived that but one team won't

survive today

this is the redonkulous race

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here in iceland yesterday's chill zone

is today's starting line

and yesterday's winners the gods are

first to get a travel tip

brazil sunny sunny brazil home to bossa

nova music

makers of fine coffee and other things

that keep me awake at night

teams will travel here on these

chartered planes the first eight teams

take a direct flight

the last seven will arrive two hours

later because they're on the milk run

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literally come on

our first group of teams have reached

the airport and are running to catch the

first flight

good thing we're not on the old pal pie

express huh all thanks to this baby

kept it as a present for your mom i

still feel bad about taking the vegans

fossil

well it was an accident we didn't know

it was theirs pal

besides happy wife happy life

well it's the thought that counts

owen's a bit nervous about being in a

military plane again can you blame me

i almost died

where's barry you just ate him

oh no will you hold me i'd rather

we failed in iceland ice land

that's unacceptable agreed last time i

was this mad about where i placed

i got a new partner as teams fill up

plane number two

our first plane is preparing to leave

sorry folks flat tire must have ruled

over something sharp

in a stunning reversal yesterday's

winners now look like losers

as plane number two is in the air on its

way to brazil

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yeah so no i am not doing this come on

taylor they're just

cows you eat them you wear them it's not

so bad just be one with a cow

oh it pooped on my boots

everyone said we wouldn't last two days

on the show that we'd never survive

outside of the hills

well you know we may be a lot of things

but we're not quitters

i'm quitting if you stay i'll buy you a

car

okay done

i ate the sheep's head so we could stay

in the game but the non-elimination

meant i didn't have to

i didn't have to

okay you need to calm down what happens

in iceland

stays in iceland okay

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what what i'm sorry it's just that your

breath smells like sheephead does anyone

have a mint

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well they're not making a sneeze that's

something i wonder if being near so many

actual cows will affect our lactose

intolerance

i guess we'll find out flight number two

has started its descent to the brazilian

destination

we have our answer our lactose

intolerance extends to even being near

cows

can can you find some toilet paper or

some

some napkins clean pants

it's about your watch in this boxer

watch

whoever didn't swim with sharks in the

mediterranean must try to perform a

traditional brazilian rite of passage

and stick their hand inside this mitt

full of venomous b*llet ants

to retrieve their next travel tip

this is insane b*llet dance little known

fact

the pain caused by their venom can last

up to 24 hours

oh great

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i've been bitten by venomous creatures

so often i've developed an immunity

last year on a school trip to seaville a

box jellyfish sat on my head like a hat

we don't high-five much it's pretty new

to us

i am so sorry no

i i deserve that

what what's wrong um nothing

okay feeling defined then swing your

butts to the coconuts

teams must cross this gorge by any means

necessary and then search for their next

tip

hidden in these piles of coconuts sounds

good to me

let's go oh okay this way

called it it's my turn to box

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hey b*llet ants welcome to the g*n show

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he was here first it's his turn uh fine

but i'm next wow

uh thank you you're welcome

cute girls don't talk to us unless it's

stuff like are you okay

how many fingers do you see who's your

emergency contact i can't understand you

when you're sobbing you know

stuff like that

here thank you

what happened to our no alliance

agreement i didn't form an alliance

and i never agreed to your agreement

kitty's in favor of trusting our

competitors and emma doesn't trust

anyone since jake broke up with her

that's not just so

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doctors say my lung capacity is like so

huge they can't even measure it with

their lung rulers or whatever

when she was five she held her breath

for seven minutes

until we bought her the very expensive

malibu bonnie dollhouse she wanted

it was totally ratchet i played with it

once and threw it out

the wind hurts my face

now the cliff hurts my face

yeah first place that's tell the girls

in blue road

come on guy you gotta get the tip

spud's got a delayed reaction to

everything including

pain so i don't expect him to feel those

hundreds of excruciating bites for like

two hours then he'll be all like yo

and then like and then like yeah

uh what are you talking about

watch or watch you're up shock

get the tip

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it spins like missing gold in vancouver

by half a point

arriving late to brazil means we had to

up a performance

like the way i did in the olympic trials

yes

like the way we did that nothing

come on where are all the tips

or you could use this i got it i can do

this

i said i got it macarthur can be um

a bit of a control freak what can i say

i'm a lone wolf

who has a partner

okay would you just give me that

nice i wore it down for you you're

welcome

oh it's an all-in and i said you're

welcome

in this all-in challenge one team member

has to make a headpiece

the other a tale worthy of walking the

parade during carnival

when this local approves of their

handiwork they'll get their next tip

basically i know how to make costumes i

went trick-or-treating as a beat cop for

10 years straight

seriously every year well one time i

mixed it up and went as a parole officer

so yeah the lady cops take the lead

and back at the b*llet ants teams from

plane one are still botching or watching

i pump iron so once righty started

swelling i just had to switch to the

left

symmetry is what bodybuilding's all

about dude

your mitts are ripped hop on and hold on

do it mom stop you know screaming makes

your neck waddle

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oh yeah i was totally shocked that was

amazing upper body strength mom

oh thanks honey are you drinking protein

shakes or something because if you are

it'll go to your hips

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watch and learn

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i can smell it i can smell the girls

whoa you found a tip maybe our luck is

finally starting to change

i mean we found that tip without even

trying sort of offsets the vine breaking

in us falling down into the ravine

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hooray

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[Applause]

oh dude you okay yeah dude

just gotta walk it off

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yes yes yes omg mom arms down you have

pit stains

made it

a tip thank you mother earth

oh don't be so dramatic

hey spud how's your hand doing fine

why whoa what happened

right on craig thinking come on i swear

my hands were the same size this morning

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wow

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ah

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no no no

this is what i think of your ruling

house we're not done

we'll be back what color b is this

there here's the headpiece i'll start

the tail

i'm gonna use some of my winnings to

start a support group called

the closet vegan society for vegans like

lori who's lost their way

hey i didn't want to eat the meat i

thought i had to

did you have to lick the plate i thought

what happens in iceland stays in iceland

still think it's a bad idea to form an

alliance with the twins they'll get us

to think they're on our side

and whammo dump us when we least expect

it we would never do that

yeah we're gentlemen awkward

ugh fine a trial mini alliance that's my

only offer

deal you can take your hand off your

face now i kind of glued it there

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i said let's use a vine that tree's

about to crack but did you listen

no oh the coconut

it's okay i got it down great let's wait

eight hours and see if there was a tip

in that one

oh you got me right in the coconut

while most teams continue to search for

their coco tips

the surfer dudes have just zomba danced

their way into first place

make your way to the chill zone

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copacabana beach is today's chill zone

teams must use one of the tandem hand

gliders

perched on the edge of that cliff to

soar down like eagles

or plummet like turkeys because they

didn't hold on tight enough

it's called being creative

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hey you are good for something no i'm

not let's try that area over there

oh yes come on

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well what do you know hurry that's ours

give it to me grandson

save yourself

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finally oh tell me again what happened

i told you a monkey jumped down from a

tree picked up a coconut and threw it at

you

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teams are working frantically to

complete the costume challenge

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what the heck didn't they just get here

we've designed and created our own

costumes since we were four

we can do this kind of stuff in our

sleep give us beads sparkles and a theme

we'll skate your dream

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bright colors are for people who are

trying to make up for the fact that they

need

sad monotonous lives yeah

yeah mom pits

on the count of three we jump okay lori

one

two three i had to take control of the

team if we had any chance of finishing

the challenge today

lori could hardly see because those mean

ants turned her face into raw meat

uh i'm sorry was that a yummy sound

as the race for first place heats up the

race to not come in last is just getting

started

yes yes from last place to first in one

day

we deserve it no you deserve a 30-minute

penalty what you're getting

why we won fair and square each one of

you were supposed to make a component of

the costume but miles

made both of yours ah

ice dancers you're in first place

yes and your face

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the fact is i'm doing pretty well

considering i'm glued to him um

that's the only reason you're doing well

fact fact

wrong fact right stanton locked in no

races

yes nice job

i'm being sarcastic

great flying birds of death the gods are

in second place

third fourth fifth sixth

as time counts down and pressure

mounting more and more teams are

finishing up their challenges

we've got each other's backs right you

betcha

looks like the twins took the sisters on

a double date to the air show

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trial's over alliance terminated

sorry guys i gotta go with my sis on

this one

totally fair and it's a painful

multi-limb tie for seventh place

only seven teams left and one of them is

about to be left behind

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nine

rock and roll

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yeah i think he feels the bug bites now

i got your back vegans your penalty ends

in three

two one

rockers in 14th second last place

well tofu break ladies you've been cut

from the race

maybe you can get a job at a tempe

agency so

long all our plans for the money

now that the last truly unselfish

players have been eliminated things

are gonna get ugly next time on the

redonkulous race

that million dollars would have helped

so many causes

i know i ate me

your heart was in the right place not

the one you ate

i mean your heart the one inside you

well i guess they're both inside you

but i mean please stop talking

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