01x11 - Let's Go Home and Get the Paper Work Done

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[Adapted from the novel
"Counterattack" by Chai Ji Dan]

[Episode 11, Come on,
Let's Go Home and Get Registered]

Dr. Jiang, how many boxes
of aspirin do we need?

Three.

Three boxes.

There are only three days left...

until the ultimatum
Chi Cheng gave me.

What should I do?

Dr. Jiang.

It's been a while, Dr. Jiang.

Aren't you going
to pursue someone else?

Why did you still come here?

If I'm pursuing someone else,

shouldn't you feel glad?

I am.

Don't I look happy?

Don't I?

Dr. Jiang.

How can someone like you...

be someone's teacher?

Doctor.

What's wrong?

She said
she doesn't want to live anymore.

Treat her.

- Where are you going?
- Chubby!

- Get the first-aid kit.
- Okay.

- Cheng Yu, come and help me.
- Okay.

Let's go.

Don't go.

Hurry.

You can both go first.

I'll stay here.

Okay. I'll get going then.

Bye.

If her root problem isn't solved,

it's useless for you
to stay here either.

If I don't watch over her,
it's the same as not saving her.

You should go home first.

I'm fine.

[The message was sent,
but was rejected by the other party]

You're awake.

Why did he do that to me?

Why?

Calm down first.

Here. Let me see.

- Let go!
- What are you doing?

Let go.

Give it to me.

What's wrong?

Xiao Shuai, are you all right?

Xiao Shuai.

- What exactly do you want?
- Cheng Yu, don't act this way.

Let her die.

She's doing this over a guy.
Does she deserve to live?

Because of playboys like you,

those who take
relationships seriously...

lose the courage to love themselves.

Xiao Shuai.

I was speaking up for you.

Are you okay?

Calm down.

I'm sorry.

- I didn't do it on purpose.
- It's okay.

I know it was an accident.

Lie down and rest.

Don't think too much first.

It's all right.

Get some rest.

Xiao Shuai.

Xiao Shuai.

Xiao Shuai.

Let me treat your wound first.

I'm a doctor.

I can do it myself.

It's inconvenient for you
to do it yourself.

Let me do it.

Come on. Be careful.

Slowly.

It might hurt a little.

Bear with it a bit.

Does it hurt?

I'll be gentle then.

Earlier,

didn't you leave?

I did.

I ran some errands,

then I came back.

It's late.

What errands could you have?

Didn't Wu Suo Wei tell me...

to pursue someone else?

I went out to see...

if there's anyone suitable.

Forget it.

I'll do it myself.

Okay.

So...

you don't like that idea.

It's okay.

I'll think of another one for you.

Endure it a bit.

Dr. Jiang, I'm going home.

Thank you so much
for taking care of me.

Xiao Zhuang.

You must love yourself more.

Call me if you need anything.

[Xiao Zhuang]

What are you doing?

Get to the point.

I've come up...

with a perfect, new plan.

Do you want to hear it?

What is it?

- Hello?
- Da Wei.

I have good news for you.

It will definitely make you happy.

What is it?

Chi Cheng's Snake Lord...

is coming back to the country
in three days.

His flight lands at midnight.

After that, we'll be free.

Snake Lord?

What Snake Lord?

Which Snake Lord
do you think I'm talking about?

The one Chi Cheng
has been missing for six years.

And for his sake,

he was willing to turn
against Guo Cheng Yu.

The handsome Mr. Wang.

So what if he's coming back?

What do you think?

If his original lover is back,
he'll have no time for us.

If that's the case,

Chi Cheng
will lose interest in you...

and won't bother me too.

Guo Cheng Yu had a thing
with him before.

Maybe after he seduces Guo Cheng Yu,

I'll be completely free.

It's k*lling three birds
with one stone.

When else can you get
something as great as this?

It's not bad.

Da Wei, tell me. Aren't we lucky?

Yes.

I have a patient here.
I'll get back to work.

Bye.

Done.

You know what? My boyfriend
got back together with his ex.

It's okay.

I'll find you a better one, okay?

No, I just want him!

Mr. Wu.

Let's get back to work first.

Come on.

Mr. Wu.

Mr. Wu.

What's wrong?

I've checked this contract
with Legal Affairs.

Do you have any questions?

No.

I was thinking
about something else just now.

Isn't Chi Cheng
the one checking this contract?

Why did you come to me this time?

I don't know
where Mr. Chi is these days.

I can't reach him.

Here.

These are loquats from my hometown.

Share them with our colleagues.

Okay.

[Chi Cheng]

Chi Cheng.

I've been waiting for so long.
I'm going to k*ll you, jerk!

You were freaking cheated on...

and you're still being a fool,
waiting there.

What did you tell me before?

You were so ruthless.

You said when he comes back,
you were going to k*ll him.

Now that he's back,

you're sucking up to him.

Darn it.

[Chi Cheng]

I'm here to see Er Bao.

Yes. That's what I'll say.

Where's Chi Cheng?

He ended his lease.

When?

Just a couple of days before.

Why did he end his lease?

Isn't it obvious?
He's from a rich family.

He just wants to stay here
for a change...

and experience life.

After a while,
who can stand living here?

"Experience life"?

You've experienced it for six years.

You could stand it at first,
but now you can't.

Poor Er Bao...

for being with a heartbreaker
like you.

I should've stolen
the snake back then.

What? What did you say?

Nothing.

It's already the last day.

You're here.

Looks like it's going to work today.

I can use reverse psychology now.

Da Wei, how's it going?

Pretty good.

Good times are coming.
Let's go out for a meal.

We really need to celebrate.

What's wrong?

In the past few days, Chi Cheng...

really didn't bother you?

No.

At first, I was worried...

Chi Cheng would change his mind
halfway through.

After talking to Guo Cheng Yu,
I realized...

that we were worrying for nothing.

What did you two talk about?

What else?

About the three of them.

I realized...

that I'm becoming
more interested in Wang Shuo.

Before, I only thought
he was handsome and top-notch.

Now, I realized...

he's a heartthrob.

And he's very talented.

He's good at all Chinese
and Western instruments.

He held a concert in high school.

He even wrote a song for Chi Cheng.

And he's very fit.

He's a top-ranked national athlete.

Isn't that exaggerated?

No.

Guo Cheng Yu slept with him once...

and he's been reminiscing
about it for six years.

Let alone Chi Cheng...

who were with him for three years.

He'll reminisce about it
for the rest of his life.

Who can get rid...

of such a deep cancer.

Can you?

You can't.

Look at your small frame.

It's obvious that you can't.

I don't even want to get rid of it.

Yes.

And he's very bold.

He dared to sleep
with another man...

behind Chi Cheng's back.

Do you dare to do that?
I'm sure you don't.

You don't even dare
to sleep with Chi Cheng,

let alone betray him.

That's because I don't like him.

Yes.

You don't like him.

I'm just joking with you.

Why are you so mad?

Mad?

Who's mad?
How can you say that I'm mad?

Look. You're getting angrier.

Da Wei.

You look pale.

What's wrong?

Is there something on your mind?

I'm too excited.

Da Bao.

Anyone can be mad at me,

but not you.

Because when you're angry,

I'll be anxious.

Even if you don't do anything,

I'll still like you.

I promise.

In the future,
I won't let you get hurt again.

You're just my little loser.

I'm mesmerized by your loser aura.

Liar.

You're such a liar.

It's already 11pm.

Only one more hour...

before you reconcile with the man
you love but can't have.

After another hour,

we'll have nothing to do
with each other, Chi Cheng.

Hang in there.

With this slight breeze,

tomorrow will be
another beautiful day.

What time is it?

Darn it. Why isn't it midnight yet?

He's a heartthrob.

And he's very talented.

He's good at all Chinese
and Western instruments.

Guo Cheng Yu slept with him once...

and he's been reminiscing
about it for six years.

Let alone Chi Cheng.

I used to fantasize
about being with him forever.

If his original lover is back,

Chi Cheng will lose interest in you.

I don't care if you can
write songs or not.

I don't care if you're bold!
I don't care if you're fit!

He's mine now.

You're mine now!

Get lost as far as you can!

I thought you wouldn't show up
until 11:59pm.

Looks like I overestimated
your willpower.

You're mine.

I'm yours.

Then you can't sleep
with him from now on.

I won't sleep with him.

Only with you.

Then from now on,

when you're with me,

don't think about him.

Don't worry.

Why would I think about him?

I'm warning you.

That's all his own business.

No matter how talented he is,
it's his business.

From now on, you'll only hear
my clear singing voice.

No matter how fit he is,
it's still his business.

You shouldn't be concerned
about his body.

You should be concerned about
the wound on my neck and chest.

I don't care if he's bold.

Don't use his integrity
as a standard...

and treat my self-respect...

as nothing.

Jiang Xiao Shuai is really good
at making things up.

All right.

I told you. I'm yours.

Are you mine then?

Of course.

Fine.

Since you're mine,

shouldn't we get a certificate?

In this society, it's really hard
if you don't have a certificate.

Think about it.

If you don't have
a certificate with me,

who will you complain to
if I run away one day?

If you run away,

I'll find someone else
to get a certificate with.

Who the heck dares to steal my man?

What?

What are you doing?

I'm at a friend's house.

That Snake Lord's flight lands
at midnight in three days.

I'm busy.

If you're not free to come home now,

I'll make time tomorrow...

to tear down your stupid
art installation company.

- Come on.
- Wait for me.

Let's continue with the certificate.

I have to go home.

My dad called me.

Was it really your dad?

It really was.

Since your dad is calling you
at this hour,

it must be urgent.

Go.

Do you think it's easy for me
to wait for this day?

Wait for me to come back.

Young Master Guo.

Do you think Chi Cheng succeeded?

He scared Jiang Xiao Shuai so much.

How can I easily let him succeed?

Ask to meet Wu Suo Wei.

Tell him...

it's to discuss a collaboration.

Where?

Shengshi Club.

That's intense.

[Shengshi Club]

- Don't be shy.
- Young Master Guo.

Xiao Tian.

Behave yourself.

I'm here to talk business.

Do you come here often?

Not as often as Chi Cheng.

Let's go.

By the way, Young Master Chi
hasn't been here for a long time.

What has he been up to lately?
I miss him so much.

We're here.

Come on.

Accompany him well today, guys.

- Okay.
- Sure!

I need to take this call.

Have fun.

You're straight, right?

Yes.

Does Chi Cheng come here often?

For a period of time,
he came here every day.

He even stayed the night.

What does he do here?

What do you think?

Could he really...

come here to sing and dance?

Mr. Chi likes hardcore things.

When you entered, did you notice
the second room by the door?

As soon as Mr. Chi enters it,

the room is filled
with cries and moans.

He's so into it.

Did he pick you many times?

I'm the one he picks the most.

He says I'm obedient.

He can t*rture me...

however he wants.

Look.

Look at this cigarette burn.

Young Master Chi did it.

Why are you leaving?

Something came up at work.
I have to go.

Come on. Let's have fun!

Let's have fun!

Let's have fun!

He hasn't shown up all day.

He didn't contact me either.

He must have completed the mission.

Please bless me.

Please let it be successful.

Please.

I'm so mad.

What's wrong? What happened?

I accidentally entered
Chi Cheng's den of lust.

The male escort told me
all about his dirty secrets.

Now, I want to destroy him.

Isn't it too late
for you to find out now?

Didn't you already sleep
with Chi Cheng yesterday?

Almost.

If his dad
didn't call him home urgently,

I'd regret that to death.

Why would I sleep with him?

He's lucky if I don't break up
with him.

It's over.

All my efforts are in vain.

Why are you here?

Is there anyone else at your home?

No. Why?

Can I hide here
for a couple of days?

Please.

You can hide here forever.

If you say that,
I'll get going then.

Don't go.

Then...

what about the clinic?

This is good for me.
I can rest for a couple of days.

Rest?

This place...

is most suitable for resting.

Let's go.

I'll be gentle.

He has a private doctor at home.

Why does he keep coming
to my clinic then?

Take a look.
What do you want to eat?

I'll make it for you.

Where have you been?

I haven't been able to reach you
since last night.

Can't you hear me?

Don't touch me.

What does this mean?

I think you're dirty.

- What?
- I said,

I think...

you're dirty.

You think I'm dirty?

Yes, Shengshi Club's
No. 6 male escort, Xiao Tian,

asked me to tell you...

that he misses you.

Did you have to go there
to investigate me?

I don't know
how many people I've slept with.

I used to be this dirty.

It's not too late
for you to regret it now.

If I regret it,
would I have scolded you?

What's wrong
with scolding you a bit?

For the little dirty things you did,
shouldn't I scold you?

I'm unhappy.
I just want to say it out loud.

I think you're dirty.

I think you're dirty.

Are you and Wu Suo Wei...

still together?

What do you mean?

Do you want us to break up?

No. I just see that
you're not in a good mood.

He won't let me touch him.

Why?

He...

thinks I'm dirty.

How dare he think...

that you're...

Why?

He dug up my dirty secrets.

Isn't this karma?

What?

Say that again.

I didn't say anything.

Pull over at the pharmacy.

What's the matter?

Get me some medicine.

What medicine?

Something that can
freaking decrease my libido.

This won't do.

I have to think of something.

Size 80.

Size 82.1.

This is...

Xiao Tian.

Chi Cheng and I have arrived
Shengshi Club.

- When are you coming?
- Shengshi Club?

I'm sorry. I sent it by mistake.

He sent it by mistake?

Darn it.

He went there again.

I knew he wouldn't be able
to endure it.

That perverted mutt!

I'm going to k*ll him!

Mr. Chi.

Didn't you say
a client wants to see me...

to order some art installations?

Why did you bring me here?

The client will be here soon.

Let's have some fun first.

Young Master Chi,
you're finally here.

Get lost.

Young Master Chi, he kicked me.

Young Master Chi.

I'll spank him when we get home.

Listen up, everyone!

From now on,

we will bid this place
farewell forever.

I'm sorry for not supporting
your business anymore.

Who wants to see him?

Take a good look.

Once he's out of this door,

you won't get the chance
to look at him again.

What does this mean?

Let's go home and get a certificate.

It's really worrying when you go out
without a certificate nowadays.

Where are we?

My new home.

However...

It's going to be
your new home soon too,

my little master.