01x11 - The Ice Goose Cometh/Pirates with Dirty Faces

[bunniefuu]

[theme song playing]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom ♪

♪ Boom-uh, boom-uh,
boom-uh, boom-uh ♪

♪ Here he comes,
that Mighty Mouse ♪

♪ Coming to vanquish the foe
with a mighty blow ♪

♪ So don't be afraid anymore ♪

♪ 'Cause things won't be
like they've been before ♪

♪ "Here I come
to save the day" ♪

♪ Thank goodness
Mighty Mouse is on his way ♪

♪ So let
the trumpet players play ♪

[chorus sings
heroic fanfare]

♪ For Mighty Mouse
is here today ♪

♪ Boom-uh, boom-uh,
boom-uh, boom-uh... ♪

♪ Here he comes,
that Mighty Mouse ♪

♪ Just like a bolt
from the blue ♪

♪ With a heart that's true ♪

♪ Fighting evil,
fighting crime ♪

♪ And always there
in the nick of time ♪

♪ Here he comes
to save the day ♪

♪ And he will prove
that crime will never pay ♪

♪ So let
the trumpet players play ♪

[chorus sings
heroic fanfare]

♪ For Mighty Mouse
is here today! ♪

NARRATOR:
What's this?

A strange new phenomenon?

Why, it's Mighty Mouse
testing out some new stunts.

Is there anything
that mouse can't do?

No, there isn't.

What is that mysterious shape

inside this chunk
of glacial ice?

Why, it's Gandy Goose

of the famed
cartoon comedy team

Gandy and Sourpuss.

Oh, Sourpuss, my buddy.

Sourpuss?

Sourpuss?!

Sourpuss?!

Oh!

[screams]

[vehicles whooshing]

[laughs]

Hello, kids.

Want my autograph?

Nah, why should we?

You a rock star?

A rock?!

Why, no, I'm Gandy Goose
the cartoon star.

Kids all over
the world love me.

Huh!

Geez, silly goose.

Ah! Food!

It smells wonderful.

Ooh! I feel like I haven't eaten
in 40 years.

[laughs]

I'll have some grub.

On second thought,
I'm not hungry.

Uh, sorry.

We don't take
play money, sir.

What?!

This is honest U.S. of A
1944 legal tender.

1944?!

Who are you kidding,
Jack?

GANDY GOOSE:
1987?!

Hey!

You can't do this to me.

Why, I'm Gandy Goose,
major star!

Partner of Sourpuss.

Who the heck are they?

I've never heard of any of them.

[kids clamoring]
Sign mine, Mighty Mouse!

No, no, mine! Over here!
Mighty Mouse...!

Come on, please?

Sign my autograph!

Over here.
Come on, please?

Mighty Mouse,

uh, it's me, Gandy.

Where's Sourpuss?

Well, times are tough, pal.

Are you working?

Working?!
I just got here today.

Nobody remembers me.

Why are you
still popular?

Well, some of us are built
to last.

Oh! Oh! A big shot, eh?

A real big shot.

Oh, well.

Okay, take it easy now.

No, I won't
take it easy!

You're overwrought, Gandy.

Oh! What's wrong here?

I asked about Sourpuss,
and you don't even care.

Who are you, Mighty Mouse?
Who are you?!

[sobbing]

Easy, boy, easy.

I'm with you, man.

Go on home, folks,
the show's over.

Let this poor goose
crack up in peace.

[siren wailing]

MIGHTY MOUSE:
Uh, Doctor...

can you do anything
for him, Doc?

[light fixture squeaking]

GANDY GOOSE [echoing]:
Sourpuss...

Sourpuss...!

Cut out that nonsense
and come to bed.

Oh!

Sourpuss!

Gandy, Gandy, wake up!

Sourpuss?!

Sourpuss...
I've just been having the
most wonderful dreams.

♪ Tra-la-la-la-la,
tra-la-la-la-la ♪

Sourpuss!

Hello. Getting anything?

Sourpuss...

Sourpuss.

Sourpuss.

We're wasting time.

Where's Sourpuss?

Save me!

What's the matter?

Sourpuss...
There's a skunk following me.

We had happy times.

Where's Sourpuss?

I don't know.

I somehow feel responsible
for him, Doc.

He's suffering
from culture shock.

You must try to get him
into a daily routine.

You can start
by taking him

along with you
everywhere you go.

♪ Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom ♪

Sour... Where's Sourpuss?

♪ Boom-uh, boom-uh,
boom-uh, boom-uh ♪

♪ Boom-uh,
boom-uh, boom-uh, boom-uh ♪

♪ Zoom, zoom! ♪

Uh-oh, looks like
it's gonna be bad weather.

Hold on, Gandy.

♪ Boom-uh, boom-uh,
boom-uh, boom-uh ♪

♪ Boom, boom, boom-boom... ♪

We'll take a shortcut
through the forest.

♪ Boom-uh, boom-uh,
boom-uh, boom-uh ♪

♪ Boom. ♪

[R&B tune playing]

Oh, my gosh, that sounds

like the annual
forest rangers' convention.

[all screaming]

[alarm bell clanging]

Let's hope we can reach bottom
before it topples!

You said it!

I'm glad lightning
doesn't strike the
same place twice.

[all screaming]

Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo...!

Oh, no!

[screaming]

[all cheering]

And you'll have Sundays off

plus all the bread crust
people throw you to eat.

Thanks again for getting me
the job, Mighty Mouse.

I've never been
a park pond goose before.

All right, bread crust.

Hey, that's enough!
Stop!

Help! Help!
What's happening

to the world?

What a silly goose.

I go off
for a few seconds,

and look at the fix
you get into.

Can't I leave you
alone anywhere?

Where's Sourpuss?

Tell you what--

you can live at
my place for a while

until you get used
to life in the '80s.

Oh, thank you,
Mighty Mouse!

I promise I won't
cause you any trouble!

[insects buzzing]

[whistling jauntily]

There.

Welcome home,
Mighty Mouse.

Please, Gandy, remember
not to call me that

unless I'm wearing
the suit.

Right.

I'll not forget,
Mighty Mouse.

What did you put
in the sandwich, Gandy?

Birdseed.

Gandy, not everyone
likes to have birdseed

every day for a month.

But Sourpuss
always liked it.

Never mind about dinner.

Did you get my favorite chair
reupholstered like I wanted?

But Sourpuss...

Sourpuss?

Sourpuss?!

That's enough
about Sourpuss!

I take you in,
give you shelter,

and how do you repay me?!

Newspapers on the floor!

You ruined
my favorite chair.

Birdseed!

Now you're cross with me.

I'm sorry,
you poor creature you.

I'll not be firm
with you again.

We'll make it work.

No, you're right.

I've been
fooling myself.

It's over.

I'll just go my own way
from now on.

[sobbing]

All right, pal, give us
your catnip mouse.

Hand it over.

♪ Here I come
to save the day! ♪

We'll take care of
this big squeak!

Oh, I'll say one thing--

this town's got one heck
of a neighborhood watch!

Don't worry, old-timer.

Here's your catnip back.

[ducks quacking]

Oh, boy! Coffee cake!

Gimme back
my schnozola!

Sourpuss!

It's you, at last!

[laughing]

Oh, oh, Sourpuss, my buddy.

[laughing]

Thank goodness that's over.

NARRATOR:
Don't speak too soon,
Mighty Mouse.

For at this very moment...

[guffawing]

Musky... where's Musky?

9,248, 9,249,

9,250.

Right here.

At last, Moe.

I thought we'd
never get there.

Oh, don't blame
me, Bob.

First Mate Frawley
drew the map.

Duh, timber my shivers.

Oh, my begonias is ruined!

Avast, it's the
evil Sea Hog.

Run, mateys!

ALL:
It's Mighty Mouse!

Duh, hi, Mighty Mouse.

A sliver in me finger.

I've just had a word
with Mrs. Burp down the road.

In fact, mice
all over Mouseville

have been complaining about
your mischief.

What's gotten
into you boys?

We're practicing
to be pirates.

Yeah, you know,
buried treasure and like that.

Don't you boys realize

that pirates were
thieves and cutthroats?

Do you really want
to be like them?

Good. Then I'll expect
to see you tomorrow morning

at Mrs. Burp's house,
helping her plant
a new garden.

So long.

Uh, Moe, does this mean
we're not pirates no more?

Of course not, stupid.

And we're certainly not
going to plant begonias.

[all laughing]

[rumbling]

Oh, livers and wafers,
what was that?

[evil laughter]

Well, look what we caught--
a jellyfish.

A bunch of jellyfish.

Get goin', ya barnacles!

Huh?
What?
Who?

We're on a pirate ship.

You don't say.
[cackling]

But where's the captain?

The captain?
Oh, the captain.

The captain?
The captain.
The captain?

The captain, the captain,
the captain.
The captain!

[all repeating "the captain"]

We thought you'd never ask.

ALL:
♪ The captain. ♪

♪ The captain
he's awfully rude ♪
♪ Ta, ta ♪

♪ He's got a severe attitude ♪
♪ Ta, ta ♪

♪ He's a guy we admire
but we wish he'd retire ♪

♪ For he's left us
and that's totally rude ♪

♪ At first he may seem
like a gent ♪

♪ Until he commences to vent ♪

♪ His anger on us,
he will holler and cuss ♪

♪ Till our pleasures
is heartily spent ♪

♪ Oh, the captain ♪

♪ Oh,
the captain ♪

♪ What a magnificent bloke ♪

♪ Oh, the captain... ♪

[yelling]

♪ Oh, the captain... ♪

♪ Oh, how we wish
he would croak. ♪

[frog croaking]

♪ The captain is oozing
with flap ♪

♪ He's as cute
as an inside out crab ♪

♪ His head is real bald... ♪

♪ I'll have you
keel-hauled... ♪

Please excuse me.

I must catch a cab.

Some people will do anything
for a ride.

Good morning,
fellas.

ALL:
Good morning, Captain.

Who might these charming
guests be?

We're pirates.

Uh, yeah, quiver me liver.

Pirates!?

[laughing]

Well, pirates,

here's your swords.

Now, get to work!

That goes for all of you.

So, uh, what do you say,
Mr. Squawk?

[squawking]

Quite logical, Captain.

This time he's
gone too far--

making us clean up
the captain's mess.

I am enjoying myself.
I am enjoying myself.

Oh, boy, am I enjoying myself.

Why don't you guys
have a mutiny?

We can't.

The captain never
falls asleep.

He hasn't slept
in 365 years.

If only there was a way
to make him nod off

for just a few minutes.

Uh, why don't you guys throw him
a slumber party.

ALL:
A slumber party?!

A slumber party!

I'm glad I thought of that.

[hooting, laughing,
dance music playing]

What a guy!

Oh, this is just the most,
Mr. Squawk.

Most illogical,
Captain.

Hey, Captain!

The pizzas are here.

Oh, boy, uh,
pizzas for eight.

Pizzas for eight.

That's "pieces of eight,"
Frawley.

Oh.

Oh, boy, pizza.

I just adore pizza.

Oh, anchovies.

Got any threes?

Go human.

Oh, evening, Cap'n.

I hate anchovies!

And I hate this
stupid party!

I'm leaving.

Don't go, Cap'n.

We're gonna sit around
and tell some Boy
Scout stories.

Uh-huh, uh-huh.

Boy Scout stories?

Oh, I love Boy Scout
stories.

I mean, I hate Boy Scout
stories!

Uh... oh!

How about a sing-along?

Uh, a sing-along?

How nice.

You! Sing a song!

Us?

Uh, Bub, sing that
pretty song your mom
used to sing to you.

I said sing!

[snapping fingers]
[bongos playing]

Oneness.

Eh, the universe.

Oh.

Allness.

Wow.

Nothingness.

ALL:
Huh?

Oh, that was beautiful.

I know a good song,
Captain.

[clears throat]

♪ Go to sleep,
go to sleep ♪

♪ So that we all
can mutiny ♪

♪ Before you wake,
we'll overtake ♪

♪ And subject you to scrutiny. ♪

[all laughing]

You must wake up! You must
wake up! You must wake up!

Please wake up, Captain!

♪ I can't, I won't, I shan't ♪

♪ I won't, I won't allow
this thing to happen ♪

♪ Don't count your sheep,
you'll fall asleep ♪

♪ If it's the ship
you want to keep ♪

♪ Here's what you do:
go stop your crew ♪

♪ Or else they'll do away
with you! ♪

[inhaling]
[grunting]

What's going on here?!

I thought we were going
to have a sing-along?

[stammering]

Well, well, we were just
gonna tell some stories.

Uh, uh...

Tell him a story,
Irving.

Well, well, well,

before I became a pirate, I used
to work in the claims department

of a-a trust company.
And-And then,

one day, the boss
said to me,

"I-I think you're
cute, Irving..."

[Captain snoring]

I don't like my scrambled
eggs with milk

on them and--
oh, but, uh--

but-but-but-but
the guy said

that's the way
he always made eggs.

[all snoring]

[splutters]
Uh...

[stammering]

Look at him.

[laughs]

He's sleeping
like a baby.

Just look at him.

Ain't he sweet?

Right, right.

And his crusty feet.

[cheering]

[clamoring]

Deliver me lumber, I don't want
to be a pirate no more.

Me neither.

I'm sorry we ever got
into this mess.

MIGHTY MOUSE:
Hello, boys.

Are you beginning to see
that being a pirate

isn't all it's cracked up to be?

We're sorry,
Mighty Mouse.

Please take us home.

All right, boys,

I think you've learned
your lesson.

[grunts]

Sorry, Mighty Mouse.

You didn't ask permission
to come aboard.

Uh, you can't do that
to Mighty Mouse.

You're right.
We can't.

You do it!

ALL:
Now, you're next!

Now, walk the plank!

But why are you doing this
to us?

ALL:
Because we're genuine pirates.

[all laugh]

[screaming]

[laughing]

ALL:
Gosh, it was all a dream.

I don't know about you guys,

but I'm gonna go to Mrs. Burp's
to help her plant some begonias.

I-I'm going with you.

Uh, uh, shiver
me timbers.

Uh, me, too!