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03x09 - Last Call

Episode transcripts for the TV show "The Summer I Turned Pretty". Aired: June 17, 2022 - present.*
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Based on the best selling novel, a girl is caught in a love triangle between two brothers as she deals with her first love and first heartbreak during the perfect summer.

03x09 - Last Call

Post by bunniefuu »

Previously on
The Summer I Turned Pretty…

I love you. I will never not love you.

[Belly] I'm marrying
your f*cking brother


and I'm supposed to let you
stand up there with him,


on his wedding day?

I need to get through this rehearsal

and this dinner,

and then I can marry my best friend.

[Taylor] You're the exact kind of girl
that I always thought he'd end up with.


[Denise] Anything?

- No. You?
- Nothing.

There's nothing happening
with me and Denise.

[Belly] Last night, Conrad told me

he still has feelings for me.

[scoffs] I can't believe he would

- do this to me.
- [grunts]

- I don't think you should do this.
- Do what?

Marry Jeremiah.

I-I honestly… I don't think

that you want to.

[Laurel] It's for you, from Susannah.
Jere has one, too.


[Jeremiah] You're not my brother anymore.

You're dead to me. This is for you.

There's a piece of you
that will always love him.


And I think it's bigger than you know.

You can't marry me to erase him.

[sobbing]

[Belly] Can I please have a ticket
for the 10:20 to Paris?


[Conrad] I need you to know

that whatever happens,
being with you, loving you…

it was all worth it.

[gentle music playing]

[indistinct announcement over P.A.]

[male agent] Have a nice flight.

[female agent] Next, please.

[male agent] Passport and ticket, please?

[man] You're up.

Um, go ahead.

[female agent] Ticket and passport.

[male agent] Miss?

Passport and ticket, please.

[female agent] Ticket and passport.

[scanner beeps]

- Have a safe flight.
- [Belly] Thank you.

Passport and ticket please.

[phone vibrates]

Hey, Dad.

- I know you're probably…
- Connie.

- How's he holding up?
- Uh…

Poor guy.

I know he says it was his call,
but we both know


it was probably Belly who called it off.

- The wedding?
- Yes, the wedding.

What a mess.

Hey, listen, I'm gonna be hung up here
for a few more hours.

Um, you can take care of him, right?

Conrad?

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, okay.

Of course. Um…

I got him.

[* Franz Ferdinand plays "Take Me Out"]

[sighs] Great. Thanks.

So if you're lonely

you know I'm here

waiting for you

I'm just a crosshair

I'm just a shot away from you

And if you leave here…

[guys] Chug! Chug!

- Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
- Okay.

- Hey, what the f*ck?
- Oh, don't…

Whoa, man, yeah,
I'm just looking out for you, man.

- Yeah. [whoops weakly]
- Okay.

Hey, uh, bartender, can we get two more?

What do you say the next one's water?

- Huh? Yeah?
- Uh…

- Please?
- Denise, Denise…

Look, I majored in beerology, okay?
I'm not even drunk.

Let the man drink, Ma.
He just got dumped at the altar.

I will slap you.

Okay, I didn't get dumped,
I called it off.

Damn right you didn't.
Damn right you didn't.

Want to know why? 'Cause my boy…

my boy knows
not to lock himself down, okay?

And there's plenty of guys and girls
out there hotter then Belly.

- [bartender] There you go.
- Thank you.

- Uh, that is my sister, so…
- Sorry.

- [Denise] Oh, my God.
- Listen. Dude, look around this bar.

Look around this bar. This bar's filled

with so many hotties… guys, girls…
whatever you want.

- Just let me know and I will hook you up.
- [mouthing]

Or we… [laughs] Or you can use this phone
and order a little Cabo action.

- Okay, dude, f*ck off.
- Come on, man.

We definitely know one girl
who will travel for some dong.

[Denise] Okay, can you please be, like,
ten percent less disgusting?

- Dude. [continues indistinctly]
- Um…

I-I'll be right back, okay?
Um, can you just make sure

that, I don't know, they don't drag him
to a strip club or something?

- Yeah. I got him.
- Please?

- Yeah, yeah.
- Thank you.

- Just a little… little pain relief.
- Thank you so much.

- Like an ibuprofen.
- [Denise] Please stop.

- Hey, can we talk real quick?
- Okay, please stop.

- Yeah. Yeah.
- [Steven] Yeah? Um…

Crazy night, huh?

- So crazy.
- Yeah.

- I feel terrible for Jere.
- Yeah, yeah,

and your sister, like, wherever she is.

Oh, totally. Totally. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I say "You don't know"…

C-Can we, um…

Talk about the thing
that we were gonna talk about earlier?

Yes. Yeah.

Or does that make us assholes?

[both laugh]

I mean, I don't know, I mean…

f*ck it.

f*ck it, right? Let's-let's be assholes.

[car door closes]

Is he, like, asking
to get punched in the face?

Ah… yes! Yes.

Okay. All right, all right.

Tell me that you didn't call him.

Hell no.
After the sh*t he pulled last night,

he'd be the last person I'd be calling.

Okay, we need to get him out of here
before Jere sees him

and ends up in jail.

With you


What are you doing?

I have to talk to my brother.

Yeah, no, no, no, you need
to get your a*s up out of here.

- Steven, I need to talk…
- Is my sister with you?

No.

She's not here?

It's none of your damn business

- where she is, okay?
- Okay.

- [Steven] You friggin' vulture.
- [Taylor] Okay, Steven, can you go inside

and make sure that Jere
doesn't wander out here?

Please?

- Yeah, fine.
- Okay.

[Steven] Actually, uh…

…j-just when you're done,
uh, we-we still need to…

Yeah, yeah, we will.

- Yeah.
- Okay.

[busy chatter]

Can you get away from the windows?

What are you doing here?

I-I thought that
your dumb a*s would be, like,

halfway back to California so you can hide

in your little hermit hole
for the next ten years.

Yeah, that was the plan,
but then my dad called.

He's… They called off the wedding?

Congrats. You must be thrilled.

- How's Jeremiah?
- Um…

he is about as good
as you'd expect him to be

after his fiancée bails
and his brother stabs him in the back.

I know, okay? I know.

I f*cked up.

It's my fault. I know.

It's… I mean, it's only, like… it…



The other half is on them.

Taylor, please, I need…
to help him somehow.

- He's my little brother.
- Look, I-I know, I get it.

I do. Um…

You are not what he needs right now.

- Is he sleeping here tonight?
- Yeah.

All right.

- Yeah, I'll go back to the house.
- She's not at the house.

Is she okay?

I don't know.

Um, Jere needs something in his stomach.

He's gonna say he's not hungry,
but get him a cheeseburger.

- That'll help.
- Yeah. Yeah, okay. Um, wait.

Uh, about Belly…

She told Laurel
that she needed some space.

So, um, will you just do us all a favor
and leave her alone for a little while?

I-I will let you know
when I hear from her.

[pensive music playing]

Thanks.

Okay. Get the f*ck out of here.

Paige says we have to get all the flowers
out by tonight or she's trashing them.

It's okay. Let's, um…
I'll go talk to her.

Thank you.

Oh, so sweet.

- Ain't gonna last.
- Where's Kayleigh?

Oh, you mean the woman who planned
this whole godforsaken event

because you couldn't be bothered?
She's helping her parents pack.

I still cannot believe
you invited her parents.

You're shameless, you know that?

Don't start with me right now, Laurel.
I'm not in the mood.

It's bad enough I have to drive them
all the way to Wellfleet tomorrow.

Are you kidding me?

You're gonna play chauffer
to your future in-laws

instead of being an ac… [grumbles]

You know what? Forget it.

- Yeah.
- Oh…

What are you doing
with all of the uneaten food?

- Can't we donate it?
- Can't. Liability issues.

Fine. We'll take it, since we paid for it.

[Adam] We paid for it?

I paid for it.

Oh, God, I look forward
to never hearing the end of this.

For the record, I told you
this was a bad idea, from the start.

But did you listen? No.

Forgot, wait, you're parent of the year
over here, right?

How long did your daughter
ice you out for this summer?

One month? Two?

At least I didn't cave to the kids
after two seconds.

Oh, I apologize for caring about my son.

Caring about my daughter is exactly
why I tried to put a stop to this wedding.

- I knew it was a terrible idea.
- If you knew so much, why'd you give in?

Because I didn't want to lose her.
Because your other son begged me to.

Uh, w… uh, what do you want me to say…

that I have no idea what I'm doing either?

Is that what you want to hear right now?

No.

Yes, actually.

[laughs]

[manager clears throat]

[Laurel groans]

Come on, dickhead.
Help me take this to the women's shelter.

- Okay, but I'm keeping the champagne.
- Of course you are.

It's good stuff.

[blues music playing on speakers]

Whee.

- Jere, stop that, okay?
- What?

- You're gonna lose it.
- Why? I don't need it.

Actually, excuse me, miss, do you want
an engagement ring, by any chance?

- Hey, no, no.
- No.

- I'm putting this in your pocket.
- [Steven] Dude, that's your mom's ring.

[Jeremiah groans]

[sighs]
What do you say we call it a night?

Huh, Jere?

- Blegh.
- Get some rest?

I don't need a babysitter, okay?
I-I'm not a child.

You have mustard all over your mouth.

Rude.

Rude.

There's so-so…

She's-she's so rude to me.

Isn't she rude?

I think she's pretty perfect.

[Jeremiah groans]

Well, at least you chose me over Belly.

[scoffs] Yeah.

I-I adore you, I really do,

but I'm just here
because Belly's still on silent mode.

Think she ran off with Conrad?

- Hell no.
- No.

Not even.

[Jeremiah] I bet you're wrong.

I bet she's on a flight
right now to California,

curled up next to "Con-Rat."

You know I'm right.

What?

Nothing. Nothing, Jere.

What? You-you talked to her, didn't you?

What?

- You didn't think I could handle it?
- No.

Hey, stop, Jere, no. We…

we talked to Conrad, okay? He's…

he's at the house
and he's-he's nowhere near my sister.

Mm.

Cool.

Cool, maybe I should go over there

and smash his face again.

Jere, come on.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's not worth it.

Just sit here, sober up,

drink some water, finish that burger.

Like, all of it.

[scoffs]

If she's not with Conrad,

then where is she?

[door closes]

[Steven] No. Jere.

- Come on, man.
- Just…

"Mr. and Mrs. Fisher,

Congratulations and best wishes

for a lifetime of happiness together."

- I'm calling her.
- No, no, no, Jere, I don't…

- I really don't think that's a good idea.
- I didn't ask you, okay?

Nobody asked you.

It's… it's not…

Very funny. Tay.

- Give me the phone.
- It's…

Give me the phone.
I-I-I need to talk to her.

Okay, and say what, Jere?

That I-I… I just w…

That we can, we can work st…

I just, I want her…

- [sighs] f*ck.
- Jere, let's call it a night, okay?

Let's call it a night.

Brush teeth, drink water.

Go to bed.

I-I know.

- You're all right.
- Leave me alone.

[bed thumps]

Hey.

Wake me up if she comes back, okay?

- Yeah.
- Okay.

[Belly] I just blew up my life
and hurt everyone who has ever loved me.


[somber music playing]

The only thing I could think to do

was put an ocean between me and them.

[quiet, indistinct chatter]

[bell dings]

[flight attendant] Ladies and gentlemen,
we have begun our descent into Paris.


Local time is 11:15 a.m.

and the weather
is currently clear and sunny.


We should be touching down in 15 minutes.

[flight attendant speaking French]

[indistinct announcement over P.A.]

[officer speaking French]

[in French] Next.

- Miss, next!
- Oh.

[in French] Hello.

Please have your passport open
to the right page.

Uh…

I don't understand.

- [in English] Passport, please.
- [in English] Yes. Yes.

- [object clatters]
- sh*t.

f*ck. [mutters]

[officer] What is the purpose
of your trip?

[clears throat]

Mademoiselle?

Okay.

Mademoiselle?

Um. I'm a-I'm a s-student.

Student visa?

No. I-I don't, I…

- No visa?
- No.

Um…

I mean, I-I… I did have one,

but I-I gave up my spot

at this program, um…

and last night I found out

that I-I have it again,
so I just have to…

I have to go to the school and just…

Found it! Found it.

I found it.

Tourist.

[sighs]

[in French] Thank you.

[officer speaking French]

[in English] Oh, my God.

[* Taylor Swift sings
"You're On Your Own, Kid"]

I see the great escape

So long, Daisy May

I picked the petals

He loves me not

Something different bloomed

writing in my room

I play my songs in the parking lot

I'll run away

From sprinkler splashes
to fireplace ashes


I called a taxi to take me there

I search the party of better bodies

just to learn that

my dreams aren't rare

You're on your own, kid

You always have been

I looked around in a blood-soaked gown

and I saw something
they can't take away


'Cause there were pages turned
with the bridges burned


Everything you lose is a step you take

So, make the friendship bracelets

take the moment and taste it

You've got no reason to be afraid

You're on your own, kid

Yeah, you can face this

You're on your own, kid

You always have been


[speaking French]
Hello.

Uh… [speaks French] I would like…

…re-regis…

Um…

d-do you speak English?

Yes. How can I help you?

Um, I'm an American student
from Finch College.

I'm just here to enroll.

Yes. What is your name?

Isabel Conklin.

Uh, with a K?

C.

You were on the wait list, yes?

Yes.

Unfortunately, you missed the deadline.

We already gave your spot to someone else.

Uh, no, I spoke
to someone late last night

and he told me
that there was still room for me.

That I could come.

I-I think, um,

his name was An-Antoine?

Oh, Antonin.

Yes.

Antonin?

[speaking French] Yes?

Did you tell this girl there's still
a spot in the program?

Yes, because there is.

Look here.

Is everything okay then?

This is the old spreadsheet
from last month!

How many times have I told you,
you have to update?

[sighs] Um…

I-I'm so sorry,
but my colleague was mistaken.

The program is completely full.

No, no, no, but you said it was okay.

Antonin, yesterday on the phone,

you told me that there was room for me.

I'm… I'm sorry. I misspoke, uh…

Maybe next year, you apply again?

No, no, no. You don't understand.

I came all this way for this.

I cannot go back home.

Oh, um, I'm sorry, but…

surely you didn't
come all the way to Paris

hoping we would have a place for you?

He told me there was a place for me.

[speaking French]

Useless!

I don't want you
to answer the phone anymore.

Antonin?

[mutters]

S-S'il vous plaît.

There-there must be something

that you can do. I will room with anyone.

I will take whatever classes
have room for me.

I will do anything, I-I really…

I really, really, need this. I…

It is just not possible.

I'm sorry.

Uh, mademoiselle?

Let me call someone for you.

Your parents? Uh…

- Th-There must be someone…
- No.

No, it's fine.

Sorry to bother you.

- [indistinct conversations]
- [sniffling]

[mournful music playing]

[sighs]

[phone ringtone playing]

Oh, thank God, Belly.

I've been crazy worried
ever since you left.

Where are you?

[sniffles]

Mom, I did…
I did something really stupid.

T-Tell me where you are
and I'll come get you.

Paris.

I'm sorry, it sounded like
you said Paris.

Yeah. I was at the airport
and I saw the flight to Paris, and…

I don't know, it felt like maybe
this is the only thing I have left.

And, um…

I'm here, and I guess I, uh…

I don't have anything, so…

Oh, my God, bean.

I called the program

and the guy at the office
told me that I still had a spot


and then I got here

and it was all just a big mistake, so…

Just come home, Belly.

No. No.

I can't go back to Finch, Mom.

I… I just can't.

So finish the year online

or take a semester off.

You have options.

We can figure it out together.

I just can't face everyone. I mean…

They all must hate me.

No one hates you, bean.

No one?

Of course Jeremiah is hurting.

But we are all
going to get through this, I promise.

Did I make a huge mistake?

Listen.

I want you to go find
a quiet place to sit down

and then buy yourself a ticket
on the next flight home.

Use my card. I don't care what it costs.

Okay?

Belly?

Okay.

Can you please just
not tell anyone I'm here?

Because it's…

it's too embarrassing. [sniffles]

I won't tell anyone.

Just text me your flight information
when you have it.

I love you, Belly.

I love you too.

[indistinct conversations]

[birdsong]

Guys.

Guys.

[Steven mutters]

- Hey.
- Hey.

Sorry if I, like, drooled on you.

[Steven] No, no, it's okay, it's okay.

[chuckling] It brought back memories.

All right, who has my phone?

[Steven grunts]

Don't make me regret
giving this back to you.

[pensive music playing]

She didn't call.

You need some food and a shower.

I'm not hungry.

I'm gonna go get him some breakfast
and, um…

I have to pack before checkout.

I got him.

[door opens]

[door closes]

I'm going back to bed.

Okay, w…
I-I think you'll feel a lot better

if you shower
and put on some fresh clothes, you know?

My clothes are at the house.

And I'm not going back there,
not while he's there.

Okay.
Look, I'll-I'll grab your clothes. Okay?

When Taylor gets back. Yeah?

I told you. I don't need a babysitter.

You can go.

[* Françoise Hardy sings "Voilà"]

Bonjour.

Merci.

[beep]

S'il vous plaît.

- [device chimes]
- Merci beaucoup.

- Merci beaucoup.
- Thanks.

Where's my backpack? Did anyone see…

Uh, uh, s'il vous plaît, um…
My-my backpack is missing.

It-it-it had, um, a very, very valuable…

very, very priceless ring.

I cannot lose that ring.

Uh, if it was a priceless ring, you maybe
should not have left it in your bag, no?

O… Okay.

Okay. Um…

Did… Okay.

[* Yann Tiersen plays "Les Jours tristes"]

[muttering] Nobody saw…

f*ck.

Okay, okay, I've got my AirTag on.

Yes!

Okay.

sh*t. Come on.

[birdsong]

Jere? It's Laurel.

What do you want?

I want to see how you're doing.

I know how you're doing.

Happy.

That couldn't be further from the truth.

I'm heartbroken. For both of you.

That's bullshit.

You never wanted Belly to marry me.

You can go.

Please just let me in.

I'm not leaving you all alone
when you're hurting like this.

[scoffs] You're not my mom, Laur.

So you can stop pretending
like you give a sh*t

about me and go celebrate that
I didn't marry your precious daughter.

Hey…

Jere.

Okay, just…

I'm here if you change your mind.

[door closes]

- Hey, man.
- I'm grabbing Jere's stuff and I'm

out of here.
Okay? He just needs his clothes and…

I picked up some of his stuff.

I-I was gonna bring it over.

Then I got here right in time.

[Conrad] I…

There's some Gatorade in there.
Uh, it's red because

it's the only thing that works
on his hangovers.

- Thought I might bring it over and…
- What are you trying to do?

Trying to help.

It's gonna take a lot more
than f*cking Gatorade.

I know, but I need to do something.

I'm pretty sure no one gives a sh*t
about your needs right now.

That's not what I'm saying.

Yeah. Well, you know this isn't some
problem for you to fix, Conrad, right?

You are the problem.

Why'd you say all that sh*t
to my sister, huh?

Why?

[scoffs] You know what? Doesn't matter.

Doesn't matter, it's done.

Just…

You really want to help Jere? Really?

Leave him alone.

[door opens]

[door closes]

[somber music playing]

[* Claire Laffut plays "Mojo"]

Oh, sorry. Sorry.

[singing in French]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

f*ck.

Excuse me, um…

You feel insane


You decent?

- Go away.
- [door closes]

Steven gave me your key and all your sh*t.

He and Laurel are taking the flowers
over to the hospital.

[sighs]

Was kind of hoping
you'd be more vertical by now

and less rank.

Yeah, yeah, I thought about it,
and then I thought, "What's the point?"

Um, well, I grabbed you some leftovers
from the breakfast buffet,

so waffles, eggs, hash browns…

- Stop.
- No?

You're gonna make me throw up.

Um…

Gatorade?

- Red?
- Yeah.

[sighs] Yes. Thank God.

You want it, you come get it.

- Seriously?
- Mm-hmm.

- Come on.
- [grunts softly]

[sighs]

[sighs]

Mmm.

[inhales sharply] Tell Steven
I said thanks.

What?

The… well, the Gatorade
was actually Conrad, he's…

Well, f*ck, is there a note maybe?

Like, "Sorry I ruined your life.
Here's some Gatorade"?

- Here.
- That's fair.

I'm going back to bed.

Uh, wait, wait, wait, Jere.
Just sit. Just sit.

Talk to me.

What can I do for you?

Tell me the truth.

Have you heard from her?

No, Jere, I swear.

[melancholy music playing]

I don't, I don't know what to do
without her. I don't know how to be.

She's everything.

She's my whole life.

How-how can I just let that go?

Sh-She's not your whole life, Jere.

And if she is, then she shouldn't be.

Yeah, maybe you're right.

But I still feel like I'm waiting for her
to walk through that door.

[scoffs] Like, it can't actually be real.

It can't just be over, it's…

- It's pathetic, huh?
- No, it's not pathetic.

Okay, maybe, like, a little pathetic.

[both laugh]

[sighs]

- So, you and Steve-o, huh?
- What?

No, I'm… I… No.

Okay, I don't know. Like, maybe?

[scoffs] Yeah, sure.

"Maybe."

I hope you have better luck than I did.

Thanks for the food.

Take a shower.

[distant chatter]

[dance music playing in distance]

[in French] Good evening!

[in English] Um, someone has
my bag in there.

[in French] Password?

Uh… [sighs]

[in French] I need my bag, please.

No password, no entrance.

[in English] Please? I just, I will go in there
really quick and then I'll come right out.

No password, no entrance.

- [man] Mademoiselle?
- [Gemma scoffs]

- [man] Excusez-moi. Mademoiselle?
- Max, why aren't you answering your phone?

- Call me.
- [man] I swear, we've met before.

[scoffs] I'm sorry,
I'm waiting for my girlfriend.

[man laughs] You don't have to lie.

I'm not. Excuse me.

[man] Don't lie.

- [Gemma] Excuse me…
- Hey.

[chuckles] Hey. Lucy.

I… oh, my God,
I couldn't find you anywhere.

I was about to leave.

- Uh, thank God you didn't.
- [laughs softly]

Is this your girlfriend?
Huh? [laughs]

[in French] Yes.

Password?

La Jetée.

Okay.

[in English] Come on.

[dance music playing]

- And it's Gemma, by the way.
- Isabel.

- [* Bennett plays "Vois Sur Ton Chemin"]
- [singing in French]

[cheering, whooping]

There's my friends, up there.

- Follow me.
- Oh, um…

Okay.

[crowd cheering]

Guys. What the f*ck?

- Why weren't you answering your phones?
- [Benito] Hey.

Hey, babe, I'm sorry.
The reception sucks in here.

[Celine] Gemma, where have you been?

Outside. Looking for you lot.

And then a creep stalked me.

- What?
- Isabel.

Meet my girlfriend Max
and my friends Celine and Benito.

- Hello.
- Salut.

Hey.

- [kissing]
- Um, I'll be right back.

Excuse me.

Hey, excuse me. That's my bag.

[Max] What's going on? [speaks French]

[Celine speaks French]
C'mon, let's go see.

Hey. That's-that's my bag.

Hello! That's my bag!

Hello!
That's my bag!

[laughs]

Bye, girl.

[partyers exclaiming]

[in French] What's your problem, b*tch?

- What's going on?
- He stole my bag.

She's crazy. This is my bag.

Oh, really? Okay. Yeah.

This is your dress? Huh?

[scattered laughter]

- Psycho.
- Yeah, okay.

Move, move!

[sighs]

- Are you okay?
- Yeah.

This m*therf*cker stole my bag.

Right, you need a drink.
Let's get that, yeah?

[indistinct chatter]

Mm…

[exclaims]

[Steven] I mean, the nerve of this guy.

What, he sabotages the wedding

and then wants to fix it
with, wh-what, Gatorade?

And some clothes?

Isn't that literally Munchausen by proxy?

Uh… [sighs]

They dated in high school,
for f*ck's sake.

And then, wha-wha-what,

suddenly, out of the blue,
like, right before the wedding,

- he just, he just wants to…
- No, no,

but it-it's not just some, like,
high school relationship, though.

It's Belly and Conrad, you know?
Like, all their epic,

infinity soulmate sh*t

- that's written in the stars.
- Oh, whatever.

It was still four years ago.

Mm. Well, I don't know
if it's really that long ago.

What?

What don't I know? Spill it, Jewel.

Well…

s-something happened with them
over Christmas.

This past Christmas? Did they f*ck?

No, they didn't f*ck.

- What?
- No. She just…

she ran into him at Cousins,
and, like, nothing happened,

but they were together and Jeremiah
didn't know, but then he found out,

which is why… Cabo?

Cabo what?

[sighs]

Jeremiah slept with Lacie Barone
over spring break.

Jeremiah cheated on Belly?

I have been cleaning up that guy's tears

for the past 24 hours,

and he cheated on my sister
with Lacie Barone?

Who the f*ck is Lacie Barone?

I mean, technically,
they were broken up, but yeah.

Wow. Are you…?

[laughs]

Meanwhile, meanwhile, these f*ck
are out here passing judgment on us?

- [laughs]
- On us?

We're high-functioning compared to them.

Are you kidding me?
At least we're, like, communicating.

Okay, so let's communicate.

For real.

- Okay.
- Let's talk about it.

Yeah. Yeah, okay.

[emotional music playing]

- Okay, wait. Okay, wait, wait, wait.
- [mutters] Wha-Wha-What?

If we're gonna do this again, I just,

I need to say something.

Okay.

Uh, yeah, yeah. Of course, yeah.

[Taylor clears throat]

[takes deep breath]

Um… back at the hospital…

…when-when you, um,

like, changed your mind about us.

That just… that broke me.

I'm sorry.

Like, the things you said were harsh,

but they were true, you know?

And they're still true.

So…

…like, why do you suddenly want me?

I never not wanted you, Taylor.

No, but you didn't want me.

Like, that day at the hospital,
you didn't.

Because you didn't want me.

Taylor, the last thing I remember
before almost f*cking dying

was you running out of the car
when I was trying to tell you how I feel.

- Well, I'm still that same person.
- Yes.

I-I like that person, though.

The person who shows up
for the people she cares about.

The person who isn't afraid
to say the hard thing,

even when her best friend is being
a total monster. But the thing is,

is you are that person for your friends.

Why can you not be that person for me?

That's…

that's just the only way
that I know how to be…

like, with boys.

I understand.

I understand. I get it.

But these past few days,
you have been that kind of friend to me.

And I want to know…

…if you can keep doing that
if we were boyfriend-girlfriend, too?

Yeah, I want to.

But, like, what if it doesn't work?

Like, what if we still don't work?

There's always that risk.

But I really feel like you're worth it.

I do feel like you're worth it, too.

And I feel like we're worth it.

[* The Weeknd featuring Lana Del Rey sing
"Stargirl Interlude"]

I had a vision

a vision of my nails…

Just to be 100% clear: with us,

- it is not just about the sex.
- Mm-hmm.

I was screaming…

- I mean, the sex is great.
- [chuckles]

It's the best of your life.

No contest.

My position couldn't stop,
you were hittin'


And I shouldn't cry

but I love it

starboy…

I love you.

I love you, too.

But I love it, I love it

starboy

And I

shouldn't cry, but I love it

starboy


Yeah, I just saw that guy
with my bag and…

and, I don't know, I just kinda…

I kinda lost it. [chuckles]

So, yeah, that's been
the last 36 hours of my life.

[in French] Well, sh*t.

That's quite a story.

[Gemma] Hold on.

Let's get back to the wedding of it all.

So, you left Jerry, hopped on a plane,

and you two haven't spoken since?

[clicks tongue] Jeremiah, and no.

What's the story with the brother?
Isabel,

you just left the brother at the airport

after he blew up his whole life for you.

Yeah, well, I mean,
I didn't ask him to do that.

[laughing]

[Benito] Wow.

- Mm.
- You're a badass.

No, no, I'm just bad.

Ah, we've seen worse.

Done worse.

So much worse.

[Benito] Yeah.

[Gemma] No, seriously.

Celine, how many married men
have you slept with again?

Oh, come on, I don't do that anymore.

And they were the married ones, not me.

Touché.

[Max] I told my grandmother

that I was going to business school,

and I used all the money
she gave me on art supplies.

Yeah, and that leather jacket
that you're wearing.

Come on, Benny, huh? What about you?

Didn't you almost marry a girl for, um…

hmm, a spouse visa?

Shut up. I didn't go through with it.

Only because you got into art school.

[chuckling]

Fair enough.

[laughs] Look,

you don't make it through your 20s

without inflicting some damage.

Otherwise you haven't lived.

[scoffs] Well, thank you for…

being so nice to a total stranger.

I mean, I guess you know a lot about me

- now, but…
- [laughs]

…um, I really should start
making my way to the airport, though.

Quoi?

Wait, what? You're leaving tonight?

Yeah, I've got a return flight
in, like, f-five hours, I guess.

- [Celine] No, no.
- Oh, boo.

- No.
- [Benito] Or…

you could stay.

No, I… [groans]

I told you, I lost my spot, so…

[Gemma] So?

You tracked down
your stolen bag and mauled a man.

- Mm-hmm.
- I think you can figure out

a way to stay in Paris
if you really wanted to, Isabel.

[Max] What's stopping you?

Doesn't sound like anything good's

waiting for you back home.

Babe, why are you so blunt?

Thank you for that reminder.

[laughter]

No. I need to…

I need to go back home
and-and-and figure out my life.

[Belly sighs]

It was really nice meeting all of you.

Mr. Jules!

One more round, please.

- Okay, you got it.
- Wait. No, no, no, no.

- Mm-hmm.
- Si, si. si. Oui, oui, oui.

You have time.

Mm? You have time.

- [chuckles]
- [Benito] Come on.

- Drink up.
- Oh.

- Okay.
- [laughs]

[Belly sighs deeply]

[inhales deeply]

[phone vibrating]

Bells?

Hi.

Uh, I-I was hoping you would call.

You were?

You don't want to, like, m*rder me?
[chuckles nervously]

Um… I don't know.

Uh, a little.

But I also…
I can't sleep without you, so…

Yeah.

It just, it just f*cking sucks, you know?

I know.

I've been worried about you.

Thanks.

Uh, you know, you know,
I saw Taylor and your brother

spooning on the couch this morning.

Oh, God. No way. [laughs]

Yeah, yeah. I guess, um,

I guess cleaning up our mess
makes for good foreplay.

[groans] Jerks.

Hey, what-what is this?

Can you just come home so we can talk?

Jeremiah…

I'm in Paris.

Paris?

[quiet, emotional music playing]

Yeah. I just…

I just needed some time to think.

Okay. Um…

I've had some time to think, too,

and things got really screwed up here.

The-the wedding was just…
it was a bad idea,


but that doesn't mean
that things have to end, does it?

I mean,

we could just go back
to the way that things were.


I… I don't think that's possible, Jere.

I mean, I don't even know
who I am anymore.

Well, I know who you are.

And I will remind you every single day.

Y-You just need to come back home.

I don't want to hurt you, Jere.

I… I'm not

the same person that I was…

before summer.

And I, I think I need to find
the person that I can be

without you.

What does, what does that mean?

I think I'm gonna stay.

Great.

Yeah. That's great. You do that.

Just don't f*cking call me again.

[disconnect tone]

- [* The Beatles play "Oh! Darling"]
- * Oh, darling…

[Steven] You want to keep up with me,
you got to keep your strength up.

[both laugh]

- Mmm.
- Oh, wow. Really?

[laughs]

I'll never

do you no harm…

Come on.

Believe me when I tell you

- * I'll never *
- [bucket clatters]

- * do you no harm *
- [laughs]

[Steven moans]

Oh, darling

If you leave me

- Hey, wait.
- Wow.

- * I'll never make it *
- [Steven speaks indistinctly]

alone

Believe me when I beg you

Ooh

Don't ever leave me

alone


sh*t.

They delivered it?

Yeah, it was at the front door
when I got here.

It's one of Mom's.

I found it in the garage
when I was cleaning.

It was supposed to be your…

…wedding gift.

You know, she's not here,
if that's why you're still hanging around.

I'm not. That's not why I'm here,
Jere, I'm here for you.

[laughs sarcastically]

You're not here for me.

Jere…

[mockingly] Con.

I don't know what to say.

- I'm sorry.
- D-Don't be. I'm fine.

Hey, d-did you hear that,
um, Belly's in Paris?

What?

Oui. Oh, so, so she didn't call you?

Only me. Huh.
Well, I guess that's something.

What do you mean…?

What do you mean she's in Paris?

[chuckles]

God, I love that I'm the one
that gets to tell you this.

She's staying.

She's not coming back. [sighs]

So you stayed here for no reason.

She didn't choose me,
but she didn't pick you either.

So why don't you get the f*ck out,

go back to California,
and never come back?

[wistful music playing]

[Adam] Thanks for meeting me.

Sitting all day in traffic
listening to Kayleigh's parents bicker,

I could use a drink.

My flight leaves in a few hours.

You're leaving?

- You said you wanted to talk about Jere?
- Yeah, it's just, uh…

Yeah, how's he holding up?

- Why don't you ask him yourself?
- Come on.

We both know I'm not good
at that kind of thing,

so that's why I asked you
to take care of him.

Trust me, it's…
the last thing he needs right now.

Hey, whatever Jere might have done
to screw this up, he's your brother.

- Just cut him some slack.
- He didn't…

do anything.

I did.

What?

I told her I loved her.

Who?

Belly.

Well, why the hell would you do that?

Because I love her.

Oh.

- sh*t.
- Yeah.

I don't know what to do, Dad.

I ruined the wedding, I…

ruined everything.

I broke him.
And the worst part is, I wanted it.

I prayed for it,
for her to change her mind.

How messed-up is that?

I can't stand it. I mean, he's…

He's hurting so much,
and there's nothing I can do about it.

I thought if I stuck around…

…if I could get him to listen…

I don't think he'll ever forgive me,
and he probably shouldn't.

So I give up.

Or you're giving him space.

And sometimes that's all you can do.

You would know.

I would know. I would know.

When your mom was sick,
when we lost her…

…it k*lled me
watching you carry all that.

But you treated me like the enemy.

- Do we really have to do this right now?
- Well, what I'm saying is…

you're my son and I wanted to be there
for you, but you wouldn't let me.

Because you made everything worse.

Exactly.

And I had to live with that.

You have people who love you,

and I trusted that you would lean on them.

And you did.

And so will he.

[* Taylor Swift sings "How Did It End?"]

Oh-oh, oh-oh

We hereby conduct this postmortem

He was a hothouse flower

to my outdoorsman

Our maladies were such

we could not cure them

and so a touch that was my birthright

became foreign

Come one, come all

it's happenin' again

The empathetic

hunger descends

We'll tell no one

except all of our friends

We must know

How did it end?

[Belly] I had these pillars in my life.

Cousins. My family.

Taylor.

Jere.

They made me feel like I was safe.

Like I was on solid ground.

But now they're gone, and it's just me.

I have no idea where I'm headed,

what my future is,

or who it's with.

But I know this:

rebuilding is always possible.

It has to be.

"At the shops

walking in circles like she was lost

Didn't you hear?

They called it all off"

One gasp

and then

"How did it end?"

Say it once again with feeling

how the death rattle breathing

silenced as the soul was leaving

The deflation of our dreaming

leaving me bereft and reeling

My beloved ghost and me

sitting in a tree

D-Y-I-N-G

It's happenin' again

How did it end?

I can't pretend

like I understand

How did it end?

Come one, come all

It's happenin' again

The empathetic

hunger descends

We'll tell no one

except all of our friends

But I still don't know

how did it end?


- [waves crashing]
- [seabirds calling]