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03x03 - Hey Kids, Amazing Space Monkeys! / The Blorp!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Zula Patrol". Aired: September 4, 2005 – June 18, 2008.*
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Series is about a group of aliens that travel the galaxies to learn about science and space exploration.

03x03 - Hey Kids, Amazing Space Monkeys! / The Blorp!

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[Applause]

[Music]

it's time to play

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[Applause]

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mission control it's fun to learn

[Applause]

[Music]

it's fun to learn

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space chock full of weird aliens

this is the kind of far out exciting

space stuff i used to read about in

comic books

check this out hey kids amazing space

monkeys

[Music]

why not i'll just order them

[Music]

order set

you know these comic book ads it'll take

eight to ten weeks before you get them

package for whizzy and wig

[Music]

where are the space monkeys what are

these things

according to the instructions they're

space monkey pods

they need to be stirred into a container

filled with soil and water to make a

mixture what's a mixture let's check the

multipedia

[Music]

a mixture it's formed when two or more

substances are mixed together but the

substances stay the same take river mud

it's a bunch of different things sand

rocks water all mixed together or a

mixture with my pan i can separate the

mud mixture back into the things that

made it because none of them have

changed

sand rock and water and gold

sorry fake multipedia gold not worth one

zula dime

the kitchen is mixture madness look at

that mixed salad mmm lettuce tomato

carrots

oh my now we're in another kind of

mixture bran muffin mix but the stuff in

the mixture flour oat bran salt baking

soda and raisins all stays the same at

least until you add eggs and cookies

speaking of mixtures let's get back and

make our space monkey mixture good idea

time to make our mixture i'll put in the

dirt and i'll add the space monkey pod

so now you have a mixture of space

monkey pods and dirt

then i'll add water huh voila

[Music]

now stir some things together and though

they stay the same what you've got some

mixture cause that's what it became now

river mud is made of things like water

rocks and sand mix them up they're still

the same well don't you think that's

grand now mix in some space monkey pods

for water on the top you won't believe

what you will see when you hear pop pop

pop add carrots and some lettuce and add

tomatoes too a tasty salad mixture yes

and it was made by you

okay you two that's enough space

monkeying around for one night we've got

a big day tomorrow so at zula patrol

lights out

[Music]

good night amazing space monkeys

[Music]

oh

ah

cold i need my slippers

huh

no slippers

ah no clothes

everything is gone

even our space monkeys

this is a job for the zula patrol

[Music]

gorgeous found something maybe he saw

who took our headquarters

gorga found footprints perhaps we should

follow them

[Music]

excuse me they even took our breakfast

and i'm starved i've got some leftover

trail mix

thanks

hey wig wanna share some trail mix it's

a mixture of nuts and seeds

but this mixture's full of zorp nuts

yeah absorbed nuts are too

sorby and kipple seeds ew they stick in

my teeth let's see

how to separate a mixture just pick the

zorp nuts and kipple seeds out by hand

that'll take forever

i know we could sift it like molto sips

flour when he makes bread he puts flour

through a thin wire screen the tiny

pieces fall through but the lumps stay

in the screen

now if we only had a sifter

[Applause]

hey thanks gorga

well that got the zorf nuts out but the

kipple seeds were so small they fell

through they're still in the mixture i

can fix that i went to sleep with my pet

magnet last night i call him jeffrey

i'll drag him through the trail mix the

kipple seeds will stick to the magnet

and separate from the rest of the

mixture quick magnets only work with

magnetic metals like iron kipple seeds

aren't iron no but they've got iron in

them hey it worked thanks jeffrey you're

the kipple sorting king

[Music]

wow

where are we the great zuhara desert

nothing but sand dunes for miles sand

dunes and a big rolling ball

it's all our stuff i just saw my

slippers

are we ever going to get all our stuff

out of this ball

and how are we going to get these space

monkeys out of the sand monkeys

that's a mixture right well uh true yes

then let's separate the big gloves the

monkeys from the smaller bits in the

mixture the sand the best way to

separate big lumps from small pieces is

[Music]

excellent mixture separation now to get

our zula headquarters back where it

belongs

okay now that we're back how do we get

this big ball apart so we can rebuild

our headquarters don't worry we know

what to do just like space monkeys and

sand this big ball is a mixture with

heavy parts and lighter parts so

remember how the space monkeys used to

fly off their merry-go-round when they

spun around too fast

i get where you're going

zuma patrol prepare to spin

everybody duck

great idea stuff gets pushed outwards as

the ball spins throwing it free that's

called centrifugal force

i've got some of the stuff out but not

all of it maybe we could separate the

rest with a magnet yes jeffrey's not big

enough for the job

all right go ahead to the rescue

they tied the whole ball together with

my iron toe cable

oh no

not again

we just got that mixture separated

great idea

oh sure you're great at taking stuff

apart but can you put things back

together

or are you just a bunch of silly space

monkeys

[Music]

our headquarters are back in one piece

well except for this extra bolt i found

huh i wonder where it goes where do the

space monkeys go we can't keep them

they'll separate us out of housing

headquarters look an urgent message from

the galactic baking company it must have

been delivered while we were away our

bakery elves all left to join a

leprechaun dance troupe in desperate

need of bakers skilled at mixing and

separating awesome these are mighty

mixture making mixture separating space

monkeys

so the space monkeys can go up there

i'll fly them to their new home come on

baker monkeys climb aboard

[Music]

i think i know where that mystery boat

goes well that's enough monkeying around

for today

[Music]

hello space monkey lovers it's time for

our malto moment do you know what it's

called when you combine two or more

substances but the substances are still

the same leftovers

no way it's called a mixture one way you

can tell something is a mixture is that

you can separate it back into its

original part

for instance if you combine lettuce

tomatoes carrots and mushrooms

you have a yummy mixture called a salad

but if you take it apart you've got

lettuce tomatoes carrots and mushrooms

again

not to mention a mess in the kitchen

there are different ways to separate a

mixture filters sifting magnets

centrifugal force

[Music]

or an unruly mob of space monkeys oh

dear i guess that'll work too

till next time bye bye

[Applause]

[Music]

it's time to play

[Music]

[Applause]

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mission control it's fun to learn

[Applause]

[Music]

it's fun to learn

[Music]

space a beautiful sight but you know you

can't tell everything just by looks take

that comet for example he may look like

he's only a ball of ice and dust but

he's also an avid reader and fabulous

tap dancer

all planets are in orbit check all

planets moons are in place check gravity

fully functioning

check and the announcer has finished his

opening joke check

looks like everything in the galaxy is

in order zula patrol we have a day off

who's up for a batch of ice-cold zula

aid

me please

thanks gorga what'll it be banana fana

yellow or zuma berry blue berry blue

strange the water changed color but the

zulu berry powder is gone yeah i wonder

where it went we know the berry powder

couldn't just disappear it has to be in

the glass somewhere

maybe we can't see it because it's part

of the water now that's correct our zula

berry drinks are a solution what's the

solution let's check the multopedia

[Music]

a solution is a special kind of mixture

that happens when one or more materials

dissolve or blend into another like the

powder of our drink dissolved into the

water exactly

the powder is the solute which means

it's the substance that gets dissolved

and the substance that does the

dissolving is called the solvent or to

put it another way the solvent dissolves

the salute to make a solution

it's a tongue twister

but not all solutions are liquids and

not everything that mixes together is a

solution some are just ordinary mixtures

if you mix sand and water no matter how

much you stir the sand does not dissolve

and become part of the water

that's because the smallest bits of sand

called molecules are not attracted to

the water molecules so they don't stick

to each other

to separate them all you have to do is

pour them through a filter

the sand stays in the filter but the

water drips through into the glass

but if you mix salt and water the salt

molecules are attracted to the water

molecules so they do stick to each other

and the salt molecules get evenly

dispersed through the water

so when you pour this salty water

through a filter the salt and water do

not separate and you still have a glass

of salty water wow nothing stayed in the

filter it all drained through that's

because the salt has dissolved in the

water it's a solution

what happened to my drink the water's

gone but the berry powder is there how'd

that happen he got separated

but how can the stuff in a solution get

separated

i know maybe a bird can buy and drink a

bottle of water but let the powder no a

bird would drink the entire solution the

water and powder together it can't

separate them

area

are you certain we should be disposing

of your factory's waste this way i mean

smellenium and

stenchite aren't exactly the nicest of

materials exactly

they're far too yucky to be near my

lovely mansion that's why you're dumping

them here on zula where no one cares

well at least i don't very well

oh dear

they're mixing into

something great gaskets

what have we done

why i've invented my masterpiece your

what an all-purpose self-propelled

masher crasher thrasher and smasher

upper i'll sell it in teeny tiny packets

for mashing potatoes and juicing

kumquats any large jumbo boxes for

demolition on demand and i'll call it

the blob

i'm a genius

now what can we put it in hmm i'll have

to go home and find something home

brilliant idea madam

[Music]

what is that i've never seen anything

like it

i've never smelled anything like it

there's no engine inside it so it's not

a machine

and it doesn't look alive i'll find out

it's weight age and magnetic properties

with my high-intensity

multi-spectrum magnet

well at least we know it's heavy

we've got to stop it

i'd like to see it get out of

and it's going to hit headquarters yikes

to the third power

hold your yikes headquarters isn't lost

yet i've got an

[Music]

we may have saved headquarters from that

thingamajig but look it's on its way to

zoolopoulos we can't pick up an entire

city we've got to find out what that is

and how to stop it this is a job for the

zuma patrol

[Music]

oh my not even a zappa bean can stop it

i hope zeta's plan works

[Applause]

we can't pick up the city but maybe we

can pick up what's wrecking it with this

parachute

ready malto

[Music]

look floyd the zula patrol

perhaps we should let them

deliria what's he doing here

may i mention that some of my parts

cannot be replaced oh pish-posh it's my

vlog

now stop right there

lloyd why isn't it listening

madam it's not alive it's just a glove

of substances

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it's going right through the parachute

the parachute is acting like a filter

because of the tiny holes in the

material but the thing is staying

together

so a filter doesn't separate

that means it's not an ordinary mixture

now see here you pesky patrollers that

is my blog and you have no right to take

it you're

you're responsible for all this

destruction uh destruction well what

destruction

oh

how could a little smell any mixed with

a bit of stench hide and do that

smellenium that's a solid it's acting as

the solute and stanchite is a liquid

which is acting as the solvent so maybe

it's possible that it's a solution

while the powder was dissolving a

solution was evolving and the problem we

are solving

easy yikes here comes the blurp and even

distribution makes up a true solution

there is no substitution

especially for the block

it's

now that we know what it is the question

is how do we separate the two

ingredients

that's how the water got taken out of my

glass the heat from the sun evaporated

the water turning it into a vapor which

is a gas and that just left the berry

flavored powder in the glass egg

factoroni evaporation is one way a

solute can be separated from a solvent

the hotter and drier it is the faster

the liquid evaporates so where's the

hottest driest place on zula the zuhara

desert

[Music]

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we'll divert the warp into the ravine

which leads to the desert

it's working the desert heat is

evaporating the liquid in the solution

turning it into a vapor but won't it

pollute the air not at all luckily

sunshine in its vapor form is completely

harmless

deliria you're going to have to clean up

all this melanin powder from the desert

and you're responsible for rebuilding

everything that was destroyed oh goody

but until the park is rebuilt where are

the kids going to play

[Music]

i saw that

and so you could say the solution to

this case was a solution get it

welcome to the malto moment do you know

the difference between a solution and an

ordinary mixture one has glasses

no a solution is a special kind of

mixture that can't be separated easily

you can't separate the ingredients of a

solution with your hands or even with a

filter right let's mix sand and water

when i pour it through this mesh filter

the sand stays behind and the water

separates out that means it's an

ordinary mixture

now if i mix salt and water

then pour them through a filter nothing

is left behind they didn't separate

that's because it's a very special type

of mixture called a solution a solution

isn't just things mixed together it's

when one substance the solute dissolves

into another substance to solve it and

now it's time for us to dissolve out

bye-bye