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01x22 - My Air Lady / You're Cramping My Space

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Zula Patrol". Aired: September 4, 2005 – June 18, 2008.*
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Series is about a group of aliens that travel the galaxies to learn about science and space exploration.

01x22 - My Air Lady / You're Cramping My Space

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[Music]

space. It's so huge. If it sat on a

couch, it would take up all the room.

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Hey, no playing ball alone.

I got it.

Inside the ship.

Oops. I uh don't suppose this can be

fixed with a little glue.

Nope. Direct hit to the guidance system.

This ship's not going anywhere.

You mean we're stuck here?

Uh-huh. Nice shot, though.

Wait, I see another ship.

At least I think it's a ship.

Why, it's Buzzy, the Earth fret who

wanted to be an astronaut.

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Honorary Zula Patroller Buzzy reporting

for duty. Look, Zeter, I still have the

translation collar you gave me, so you

can understand me while I speak. Ferret,

glad it's working. Say, Buzzy, that's uh

some ship you've got there.

Sure is. Can you believe I built it

myself?

The toaster was my own idea. Wa! How'd

that happen? Oh, technical problem.

Are we glad you came along? Can you give

us a lift to the asteroid gas station?

We're stranded.

Sure thing. But I have to complete my

mission first.

Mission?

Yep. You are looking at the first

Barrett ever to be enrolled in astronaut

school.

That's wonderful.

It's true. And my very first assignment

is to learn about different atmospheres.

You know, air. So, I'm going to really

impress them by finding another planet

where Earthlings can breathe the air

without spaceuits.

That's wonderful, Buzzy, but I'm afraid

Earth is the only planet in the solar

system with the right kind of air for

Earthlings.

Sure, that's what everyone thinks now.

But that's just cuz I haven't found a

new one yet. I'll drop you off right

after I do.

I don't get it. What kind of air do

earthlings need to breathe, Molto?

Excellent question, Wizzy. Let's check

the Moltoedia.

[Music]

Some planets have a layer of gases

around them called an atmosphere. On

Earth, these gases are called air.

It's sort of like this orange in this

apple. If we cut them in half, we can

see that they have a skin wrapped around

them, just like an atmosphere is wrapped

around a planet.

Some planets have a thin atmosphere,

like the skin around this apple, and

some have a thick atmosphere, like the

skin around this orange.

For instance, Venus has an atmosphere

which is very thick, and the gases in

Venus's atmosphere would hurt Earthlings

if they tried to breathe it. Mars, on

the other hand, has a super thin

atmosphere.

But Earth's atmosphere isn't too thick

or thin. In fact, Earth has the perfect

atmosphere for people, plants, and

animals to breathe.

So, just because another planet has an

atmosphere doesn't mean it's the right

kind for Earthlings to breathe.

Exactly. That's why earthlings who

travel outside Earth's atmosphere need

to wear special suits which give them

air to breathe.

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What do you think? If we help Buzzy

complete his mission, we can learn about

different atmospheres firsthand.

Well, I guess it's better than waiting

around for a tow ship. Let's do it.

Your crew is reporting for duty. You're

coming along. Oh, joy.

So, where are we heading first?

All right. Where are we heading first,

Bula?

Oh, no. This is your ship. And according

to the rules of space, you give the

orders and we follow them. Captain

Buzzy.

Captain Buzzy. I'm a captain. Me. Can I

wear a hat?

Sure, Buzzy.

This is such a special moment.

Would you mind doing that salute thing

again?

This is going in my memory book.

So, what are our duties, Captain Buzzy,

sir?

Uh, duties, right? Duties. Wizzy, you

steer the ship. Wig, you navigate.

Sure. How?

Oh, well, I'll steer and navigate. Can

you be assistant? Uh, I'll think of

something for the rest of you later.

Now, let's head for this planet right

here.

Buzzy, that's not a planet. It's a gob

of peanut butter.

Oh,

m extra crunchy. Well, in that case,

let's head here to this cream cheese

lump.

Don't you have any maps without food on

them, Captain Buzzy?

I doubt it. You can try in that cabinet.

Just pull the handle to open it. Or is

that the lifeboat?

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Uh, I think it's the lifeboat.

We're on our way to discover and

explore.

Assistant navigator to captain. We've

just reached um

Venus.

Well, wish me luck, crew. I'm about to

prove that Earthlings can breathe the

air on Venus, too. Azer better get a

picture of this historic moment.

Wait, Captain Buzzy, you'll need a space

suit. The atmosphere on Venus is far too

thick for Earthlings to breathe.

But no one from Earth has ever really

tried it. I'll be the first.

Boy, my teachers are going to be

impressed.

Got it.

Reel him in, Gorga.

[Music]

Okay, Venus didn't have the right air to

breathe, but I just know Mars will have

the perfect atmosphere for Earthlings.

Captain Buzzy, your space suit. The

atmosphere on Mars is much too thin and

light for Earth creatures.

We'll soon find out.

See, the atmosphere of Mars seems just

g*ng, this is a job for the Zula Patrol

[Applause]

[Music]

over here.

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Woohoo! Nothing but net. Did our team

win?

Aw, I've tried every planet in the solar

system and I've just gotten frozen,

fried, and frizzed.

Maybe I just wasn't meant to be an

astronaut. I'll just take you to the gas

station.

Just keep working at it, Buzzy. Part of

being an astronaut is experimenting and

trying new things.

Uh, say, isn't the gas station the other

way? Oh, it's okay. I know a shortcut.

Right through the Vuzian vortex.

What? Fuzzy, change course.

I meant away from the vortex.

[Music]

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Wa.

That was some ride. Good thing we landed

safely on on What planet are we on? I'm

not sure. Is everyone okay?

We're fine. Just a little shaken.

Yep. Never better.

In fact, I feel so good. Hey, I can

breathe.

So,

don't you see? I finally done it. I

found a planet where Earthlings can

breathe the atmosphere. It's not too

thick. It's not too thin. It's just

right. I hereby name this planet Buzzy

World.

Now, if only I knew where it was. Come

on, g*ng. Let's explore. H, there's

something familiar about this place.

We've been hiking all day. There's not a

sign of anyone. Well, at least we

Earthlings will have this planet to

ourselves. die

every monsters and delight both children

and ferrets first.

Why? It's a tortoise.

Stay calm. I know how to deal with his

kind. We come in peace. Take us to your

leader.

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Uh Buzzy, don't you see that tortoise

means we're on Earth?

Well, sure. That's what he wants you to

think. But that phony shell doesn't fool

me for a second.

Buzzy, that's the reason you can breathe

here. This is Earth's atmosphere.

Oh, can we still call it Buzzy World?

You were right, Molto. Earth has the

only atmosphere that Earthlings can

breathe.

I guess my school project is a flop.

Not at all, Buzzy. Remember your

assignment was to learn about

atmospheres and I think you've done that

splendidly.

Hey, you're right. I'll bet I get an

A++.

[Music]

And so, future astronaut Buzzy has

learned that Earth creatures need

Earth's atmosphere

to breathe. So, don't leave home without

it.

[Music]

Hello, science fans. Come on in. You're

just in time for my molto moment. Some

planets like Earth have a layer of air

around them made up of different gases.

Do you know what that layer of air is

called, Bernese?

Bernie, not really. Do you know? Right.

It's called an atmosphere. Earth has the

perfect atmosphere or layer of air for

people, plants, and animals to live. In

fact, whenever Earthlings are outside

their own atmosphere, they need to wear

special equipment like this spaceuit to

help them breathe. The gases in Earth's

air are just right, just like this comfy

recliner.

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