01x21 - Wish You Were Here / Weather Vain

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it's time to

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blue

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mission control it's fun

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mission control it's fun

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space no place for a weather forecaster

because the sun is always shining you

know it takes about eight minutes for

sunlight to reach the earth but it takes

about 11 minutes to tell our story so

i'd better get to it

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good morning zula this is bula with your

daily weather broadcast

according to malto's weather machine

today's weather will be

mild and the five-day forecast is

fair warm fair and warm fair and warm

fur and warm followed by um

oh yes fair and warm

until tomorrow this is bula saying have

a nice day and cut

another fine show bula you really think

so because sometimes i think folks

aren't all that interested oh dishtosh

what makes you say that well according

to the zillion audience meter today's

audience was five zoolands and a sand

worm and that sand worm will watch

anything

ah weather is a fascinating subject so i

must be doing something wrong tell me

what did you think of my shows eater me

it was fine bula really no go ahead tell

me what you really think give me your

honest opinion i can take it

you are perfectly all right i'm not

exciting right i have no personality on

camera am i right am i well

aha i knew it well if you think you can

do a better job fine you are now the

official weather forecaster for zula

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all i said was well maybe he just needs

a nap but malto how can i be the new

forecaster i don't know a thing about

weather well let's take a look in the

multipedia

weather is what's happening in the air

all around us oh so the weather can be

hot or cold sunny or rainy snowy windy

foggy whatever it's like when you look

outside

right when the sun is shining brightly

the weather is sunny of course whoa

i'm sweating that's because the

temperature how hot or cold it is is

high which means oh

hot when clouds get full of drops of

here come it's

water and can't hold any more it rains

and whatever the weather you need to

wear the right clothes

now the weather's getting cold the

temperature how hot or cold it is is

dropping when it gets really cold the

rain can turn into snow time to bundle

up

let's go back to studying sunny weather

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whoa

now it's windy

right wind is the movement of air and if

wind moves fast enough it becomes a wind

storm

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wow weather really is interesting you

know

suddenly i think i'm just the zooland

for the job all i need to do is talk

about weather with a little theater

style

ready zeta and rare indigo okay you're

wrong

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uh

cedar you're on

peter the weather huh

weather

oh yeah uh uh

today the weather will be uh

wear and farm i mean fair and warm i

mean oh great she has stage fright

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all right um as you can see the zooland

panhandle

it's fair and warm under here i mean

there too oh

sorry i uh

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i'm sorry i got you into this

oh you don't have to do it anymore look

i didn't want this job but now that i've

got it i'm going to show you i can do it

better than anybody hmm

you know what

i'm not the problem here it's all this

nice zula weather fair and warm fair and

warm the same every day no wonder no one

watches

hey that's it i need a place with more

exciting weather

and the weather on mars will be dry and

dusty

with an excellent chance of a dust storm

reporting live from neptune where winds

are blowing really fast

chilly nights on pluto temperature

dropping to far below freezing

oh that's it it's over i failed

miserably i just wanted to show i could

do it

zeder you don't have to prove anything i

sort of pushed you into this job which

was wrong of me i'll take over my old

weather duties from you okay

thanks bula

cheer up cedar you did your best

reporting from other planets is hard and

the weather on zula is too mild to be

exciting

oh

yeah too bad your weather machine can't

make weather

actually it just might be possible with

a few circuit changes

really

well the barometer circuit could be

reversed to increase the air pressure

while the anemometer could be changed to

control local wind speed

of course we have such wonderful weather

why would anyone want to change it

why indeed

you know maybe i'll try to do the

weather again after all

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let's see

that's right folks i said very heavy

rain today you can count on

huh

you heard it here it's going to be

really hot

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ah what does she know anyone can see

it's going to rain

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and today's weather will be

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fair and warm

have a great day see you tomorrow this

is the strangest weather zula has ever

seen and xena knows exactly what the

weather is going to be and the audience

loves it

i've got to admit that you're now zula's

superstar weather forecaster everybody's

watching to see what you'll say next

wait till you hear about tomorrow's

weather

let's see

today we'll start with extreme cold then

an extreme heat wave by late afternoon

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oh

maybe that's too extreme

great galaxies this is impossible it's

every type of weather known to science

all at the same time

what's going on

what happened to fat and warm

i want my fair and warm back let's eat

it with a fog last

this is all my fault i've got to fix

this thing

there you are

zeder the phones are ringing off the

hook everyone wants to know what's wrong

with the weather

theater what are you doing oh i

we

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i'm the reason for the weird weather i

use the weather machine to create it oh

my

cedar why

i just wanted to prove to you that i

could be a great weather forecaster now

i've messed up everything

is there anything i can do to fix the

machine let me see

no i'm afraid not

unfortunately whatever you did to this

machine has created a huge storm and

it's heading straight for our

headquarters the only way to stop it is

to drop these anti-storm weather

reversal pellets into the clouds but

that would mean flying right into the

storm

this is a job for the zula patrol this

is all my fault so i'll fix it we'll

guide you from down here

stay away from the north side of the

store it's worth it thanks moto steering

south

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quickly

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i'm really sorry i messed with your

machine

and anyway the problem wasn't the

weather i just wasn't saying enough

about weather to keep everyone

interested because when you understand

weather it's really cool

and hot and windy and rainy

well i'd say the zulu patrol really

weathered that storm

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and now our malto moment do you know

what you get when there's too much water

in the clouds hey soggy cloud not quite

do you know

that's right

you get rain

and if it's cold enough that rain can

turn into snow or sleet or

hail remember if you want to know what

the weather is like just look outside

but rain or shine

we'll see you next time

bye-bye