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01x16 - The Ins and Outs of Planets / Young At Heart

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Zula Patrol". Aired: September 4, 2005 – June 18, 2008.*
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Series is about a group of aliens that travel the galaxies to learn about science and space exploration.

01x16 - The Ins and Outs of Planets / Young At Heart

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blue

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mission control it's fun

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it's fun to learn

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ah space my favorite place to relax pull

up a chair and take in the beauty of a

meteor shower

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hey oops sorry uh space quiet peaceful

serene but not so private

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anyone remember our teamwork meeting

today sorry bula but we can't stop

playing now yeah whoever loses has to

eat a bowl of molto's macaroni and fleas

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right well did you at least check the

backup battery levels on the zula rocket

like you were supposed to oh it's with

his turn to do that he's not is too fun

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zeder the teamwork meeting that was

supposed to start

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looks like it's time for plan z this is

a job for the zuma patrol

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the emergency is that everyone's

forgotten we're a team lately you're all

so busy doing your own thing no one has

time for the zuma patrol so that's why

i'm sending all of you on a special

teamwork mission mission exactly a

treasure hunt through the solar system

the entire solar system

you you mean the sun and everything in

space that goes around it including the

known planets yep

cedar and wig you're team number one

malto whizzy and gorga will be team

number two and you'd better get going

the team that finishes first gets a

space tacular prize here's your first

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the clue

clue is close

so please don't despair

just find the belt that the known

planets wear

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i wonder if he means the asteroid belt

you mean there's a belt made of

asteroids i don't get it allow me to

demonstrate in the multopedia

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the known planets of the solar system

are divided into two sections by a ring

or belt of asteroids called the asteroid

belt there are four planets on one side

of the asteroid belt closer to the sun

called the inner planets and four

planets than a dwarf planet farther away

from the sun called the outer planets i

see

so it's like all the planets are wearing

the asteroid belt around their metal

here

you've got it so the asteroid belt must

be where our next clue is

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i'm bored there's nothing to conquer

around here how about conquering your

laundry some of it's starting to move

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uh maybe later

hmm

now this looks interesting

i wonder what the zulu patrol is up to

now

and how i can ruin it

here we go again shampoo rinse defeat

hey asteroid guy

to find the next clue through space you

must hurl so set your course for the

next inner world

and uh good luck with all that did you

hear that track see the zulu patrol is

following clues to some sort of treasure

perhaps it's the secret of wormhole

travel or a mine of pure zoolanium fuel

i don't know sounds to me like they're

just playing a game oh traxxy traxxy

that's just what they want you to think

but they'll have to try harder than that

to trick dark truder we'll let them do

all the hard work and the minute we find

out where the treasure is we'll grab it

right out from under their noses

i love my

job inner world huh well there are four

inner planets so the first inner planet

the one closest to the sun would be

mercury and there he is hiya zeta rooney

hey there wig web what brings you to the

sunny side of the solar system wouldn't

happen to have a red hot clue for us

would you merc funny you should ask i

got one in orbit right now heads up

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oops

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hey watch where you're landing i just

waxed my craters

oh my stars peter and wig are in trouble

thanks for the lift i can't imagine what

happened to those backup batteries

uh actually

i guess it was my turn to check them

before we left

not whizzies sorry

well at least we're all together

this treasure hunt is about teamwork

good point and we already picked up the

next clue

all known planets hold a puzzle for you

go inner to outer to assemble the clue

uh whoa i guess it's a puzzle piece

perhaps there's one on each of the known

planets but where should we go next the

clue said go inner to outer that must

mean to go from the inner planets to the

outer ones oh gee i can never remember

which ones are which maybe seeing a

demonstration would help do you have any

extra ping-pong ba*ls

perfect now if you imagine this

ping-pong table as the solar system the

sun is here and the asteroid belt is the

net here in the middle there are four

planets on this side mercury venus earth

and mars

these are the inner planets because

they're inside the asteroid belt closer

to the sun

and on the other side of the asteroid

belt there are the other known planets

jupiter saturn uranus neptune and dwarf

pluto they're called the outer planets

because they're outside the asteroid

belt farther away from the sun hey

that's easy to remember inner or inside

and outer are outside precisely so if

we're supposed to travel from inner to

outer and we're here on mercury the next

planet to go to is venus

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a puzzle pace oh certainly right after

you answer one tiny riddle what do

whales like to chew whales chew blubber

gum

correct you are

good job wig

a puzzle piece

very interesting the finished puzzle

must show the treasure location pay

attention traxxy we have to figure this

out before they do puzzled huh

you usually bite off the corners to make

them fit

all right why are potatoes good

detectives

because they keep their eyes peeled

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oh you're not getting a thing till you

answer this one

what do you call a funny book about eggs

i've got it mom a yoke book

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thanks jupiter

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it's a picture of an asteroid that must

be where the treasure is but they've

only gotten clues from eight planets i'm

pretty sure there's also a dwarf planet

in the solar system

no don't split hairs tracksy

never

besides i'd recognize that asteroid

anywhere and it's going to make us rich

here it is pluto had the last piece of

the puzzle

teamwork's important you must realize

now fly back to zula to claim your grand

prize

and our very own asteroid belts that was

great teamwork it's good to know that we

can count on each other

are you leaving to play ping-pong

already

nah there's some backup batteries i need

to check on

i did it

i finally beat those zoolands at their

own game i don't know this place looks

kind of familiar for some reason aha

that cave the perfect place to hide

treasure wouldn't you say

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uncle fred

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it's times like that i'm glad i don't

have hair all right solar system fans

get ready for a multi-moment the known

planets of the solar system are divided

into two sections by a ring or belt of

asteroids called the asteroid belt there

are four planets on one side called the

inner planets and four planets then a

dwarf planet farther away from the sun

called the outer planets i see so it's

like all the planets are wearing the

asteroid belt around their metal here

you've got it

so the asteroid belt divides the solar

system and it also comes in handy for

holding up your pants

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Hello. Welcome to the lifestyles of the

rich and villainous. Today we'll go deep

into the not so secret lab of Dark

Truder.

Do you feel it, Traxxy? My plan is

almost complete.

What I feel is ridiculous. Tell me again

what's with this handoo.

It's what all the great Bugaloo baddies

wear.

Hey, did I say you could borrow my

conditioner?

Oh, sorry, but I think you'll agree that

it's well worth it, especially when it

gets those Zoulean dooters out of my

way.

Uh-huh. So, what does it do?

Let's just say it's going to help the

Zula patrol get in touch with their

inner child.

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Are you sure we got everything? I can't

see my yogurty pretzels.

And I can't see anything. I'm sure we

got enough snacks.

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You mean we had enough snacks?

That's the ship's alarm. Let's go.

You're just in time. We've detected a

ship speeding in space.

Looks like we've got a hot rod to catch.

Why don't you go after him while I stole

all this below?

Good idea, Zeter. We'll help. You just

want to be close to the snacks.

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Pull over, please. You're going 80 in

the zero G zone.

Perfect. The Zula Patrol caught up to

us.

Um, don't we usually try to escape at

this point?

Not this time, Traxxy. Now we've got

them right where we want them.

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Did you guys catch up to that speeder

already? Hello.

Where are you?

Huh? What's wrong, Zer?

Wow, they turned into toddlers.

Silly Gorga goes snort snort.

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This job's for Zuzu patrol, but not for

toddlers.

Who don't want to play leader?

Bring back my widow bear and my

skateboard.

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Fun experiment. More. More.

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Yikes.

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I'm so tired. Can you two please watch

these toddlers while I try to figure out

what happened?

Hey, wait. I'm coming back here.

Now, let's see if the ship's camera

recorded anything.

I should have known. Darkt behind this.

Judah,

it sounds like they know who you're

talking about.

I don't know what he did to them, but

it's up to us to undo it. We need to

find a formula that will get them back

to normal.

Yeah, but how? We're not scientists, and

Moto's busy sucking his thumb.

Planet stuff.

Maybe we can find something in his lab.

No. No. Planet stuff. Planet stuff. I

think he's trying to tell us something

about the planets. Maybe it's about a

formula.

Yeah, you're right.

Molto, you mean we need to get stuff

from the planets?

We huh?

Stuff from inside the planets? Yeah, but

what stuff?

What a story.

What a story.

The Mosopia.

Well, I guess it's worth a try. Come on,

Gordon.

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Vroom vroom. Go planets.

Sure, but why? What kind of stuff can we

get from the planets? They're all just

big ba*ls of rock, aren't they?

Well, some are made of rock. They're

called the rocky planets. Some are made

of liquid and gas. They're called the

gas giants, and one is a dwarf planet.

It's mostly ice and rock.

Hey, look at Moto. It looks like we're

on the right track.

Okay, the rocky planets are Mercury,

Venus, Earth, and Mars. They're made up

mostly of rock and metal. Jupiter,

Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune, the gas

giants, are made mostly of liquid and

gas. The gas giants have a lot of rings

and moons.

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Maybe that's cuz they're such a gas to

hang around with.

Pluto is a dwarf planet. It's not rocky

or liquid and gas because it's made of

rock and ice.

That's all great, but what can we get

from the planets that'll help our

friends?

Want a rock?

A rock from Earth?

Mercury. You want a rock from Mercury,

too?

No. No. No. No. No.

Okay. Okay. No rocks for mercury.

Mercury is also made of metal. Maybe

that's what he wants. Metal from

Mercury.

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He's giving us a list of things we need.

Somebody grab a pencil.

Oh, they're so cute.

Uh, Trudy, aren't you worried that

they're figuring out the formula?

Of course not. Did I forget to mention

if Cedar doesn't figure out the formula

soon, they'll be stuck as tiny dots for

a long time.

Rock from Earth, metal from Mercury, gas

from Jupiter, liquid from Neptune. It

looks like we've got to pick up

something on every single planet in the

solar system.

Want to fly spaceship? Want to fly

spaceship?

Not till you're older. Hold on,

everyone.

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Thanks for the metal, Mercury.

Appreciate the gas, p*nis.

One

rock from Earth.

Another rock. Thanks.

Liquid from Jupiter. All right.

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A little gas from Saturn.

And some more gas from Neptune and

Uranus.

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Oo, I didn't know those Zula dooters

would understand baby talk so well.

They're finding everything they need. No

fair. out there.

Maybe the zooatots aren't the only ones

you need to grow up.

Come on, Traxxy. We've got to stop them

before they get the last part of the

formula.

So, Pluto, we just need some of your

ice. Then hopefully those little tots

will be back to normal.

Ice? Sure. I've got lots of ice. I'm an

ice dwarf. I've got ice for parties, ice

for sodas. I think I even have an ice

rink here somewhere.

Ice. Nice. Big hug.

A thanks, kid. Here you go.

Hey, Pluto.

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Now we've got something from each

planet.

They've got the last ingredients.

Not so fast, Zula patrol.

Got it.

Intruder.

Somebody should teach him how to share.

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Oh no.

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I can't seem to shake him.

Barrel roll. Barrel roll. Why not? I've

tried everything else.

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It'll take more than fancy flying to

outdo darker.

Trudy. No.

Not me. No.

Oh. Oh. No. No. Don't cry. Uh uh.

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Wonder moon.

This is the last ingredient for the

formula. Thank goodness Boo and Mo were

able to tell us how to make it.

Yeah, but we're not sure if it'll even

work. One way to find out.

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Huh?

Oh my. We're back to normal.

Thanks to you all.

The Zoodle Patrol wasn't the same

without you. Ready to get back to

patrolling the galaxy?

Maybe later. It's really strange, but I

think I need a nap.

And so we leave our intrepid heroes, the

Zula Patrol, who once again makes saving

the galaxy look like child's play.

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Oh my stars. It looks like someone was

snacking on the Molotoedia. Well, that

won't stop us from our Moloto moment.

Now, can you remember what the known

planets of the solar system are made of?

Uh, chocolate and vanilla.

Someone sounds hungry, but that's not

it. Do you know?

That's right. Some planets are made

mostly of rock and metal. They're called

the rocky planets, and some are made of

liquid and gas and are called the gas

giants. The planets Mercury, Venus,

Earth, and Mars are the rocky planets.

The planets Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and

Neptune are the gas giants.

What about me,

Pluto? You're a little different from

all the other planets because you're

made of ice and rock. But no matter what

they're made of, each planet is

fascinating to study. And that's what I

call food for thought.

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