Welcome to our World! Where we serve you cookies to ensure you get the best viewing experience on our site.

Did you know that you can remove censorship board-wide, use our advanced search functions, be notified when new content is posted, join our memberships, set episodes to show in any order you want & more if you are logged into your account?

Register or sign in here: ucp.php?mode=register

01x13 - Matter Matter Everywhere / Family Feud

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Zula Patrol". Aired: September 4, 2005 – June 18, 2008.*
Watch/Buy Amazon


Series is about a group of aliens that travel the galaxies to learn about science and space exploration.

01x13 - Matter Matter Everywhere / Family Feud

Post by bunniefuu »

[Applause]

[Music]

it's time to

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

mission control it's fun to learn

[Applause]

it's fun to learn

[Music]

space it's big it's strange and it's the

job of the stalwart heroes of the zula

patrol to protect the universe against

intergalactic invaders bodacious bodies

and

and a fuzzy bear in

[Music]

Space Control

getting hot out space

control the venus one mission aborted

mission recorded landing pad has been

destroyed

[Music]

oh my what happened here

we had to have a splashdown landing

because our landing pad disappeared

it didn't disappear wizzy the heat from

the sun melted the snow which is the

solid turning it into water which is a

liquid

that's matter for you it can change form

matter

matter

all the stuff around us is made of

matter the air we breathe this snow even

mount zulu everything is made of

something and that something is called

matter matter that holds its shape is a

solid like this toy spaceship

all matter can be a liquid like this

water

but a liquid needs something around it

to hold it all together

mata can even be a gas which you can't

usually see

it needs something to hold it together

too

like the helium gas inside the balloons

zeta is flying you mean like the helium

gas inside the balloons that are flying

cedar

[Music]

malto what a fiery meteor rocketing

towards a planet be matter too

absolutely wig but why do you ask

that's why

Treasure Map

[Music]

sounds empty and look there's some kind

of plug in it

[Music]

[Applause]

looks like some sort of a map why would

someone put a map in a meteorite not put

zeta hide this isn't just any old map

this is the long lost treasure map of

long john jupiter the legendary space

pirate who hid his treasure somewhere on

zula

[Music]

john himself gather round and listen

well and heed the warning i do tell

he seek to find me treasure troll but

first she must uncover

all the clues that matter holds in one

form or another

a treasure sought may not be found when

time is very dear

for when the sun has set at last the map

will disappear

[Music]

what did he mean the map will disappear

who cares we're rolling in treasure

Travel

what are you going to do when we find

the treasure bulla travel i'd like to go

someplace exciting and see stuff i've

never seen before i'm going to go

rafting i always wanted to have a river

rafting adventure

[Music]

i want to find the coolest roller

coaster ride in the universe

i would like to find the rare and

elusive phrygian moth lava it's true

nothing says good times like moth larva

according to the map this must be

created a cave how are we supposed to

get in with this blocking the way

shiver me timbers you lunar livered land

lovers take a hit from your old town

long john

oh brother here we go with the poetry

again your path is dark no light a day

and there's a rock that blocks the way

a buzzing solid is the key

but first a liquid it must be

[Music]

Buzzing Solid

[Music]

now what could long john have meant by

buzzing solid

by jove i think i've got it

give me a hand

the beehive is made up of beeswax and it

has a definite shape that doesn't change

so it's a solid and bees certainly

[Music]

[Applause]

he's changing buzz solid beeswax into

liquid beeswax just like the heat from

the sun melted the snow right and the

liquid wax takes the shape of this mold

now we add a wick and when it cools it

changes back into a salad

[Music]

no that's what long john meant by a

salad that had to become a liquid first

hmm

long john did say that a buzzing solid

was the key

oh nice going malto come on everyone

there's no time to lose

[Music]

[Applause]

a golden statue there she blows but

touch it not

for no one knows what may happen if you

dare

but if you did

then best beware

what was that rumbling

cedar me

uh nothing

other than i touched that statue over

there and then long john jupiter told me

beware

he used me candle that be true to guide

you on your way

but now another form of matter helps to

save the day

blow me down mateys

[Music]

Blow Me Down

blow me down

oh think bulla think

i've got it we've already used a solid

and a liquid form of matter to get this

far and now long john's telling us to

use another form of matter

exactly and in this case the gas is air

gorgeous we need a river raft and air to

fill it up

[Music]

[Applause]

and the map is almost faded away we're

running out of time we can still make it

but we're down here and according to the

map we have to get all the way up there

this isn't just a treasure hunt anymore

this is a job for the zula patrol

well that was inconvenient look there's

the green x just like the one on the map

but i don't see a treasure

you'll find me treasure at your feet

when you are in a place

where different forms of matter come to

share a single space

Hot Spring

if you ask me this whole treasure hunt

was just a complete waste of time

[Music]

cedar are you okay

yeah i think so

luckily i landed on this nice hard ice

instead of this soft pool of warm steamy

water

[Music]

that's no ordinary pool of water it's an

underground hot spring hey

maybe this is the place long john was

talking about it's got all three forms

of matter the water is a liquid

the steam is a gas

and that ice is a hard solid you can say

that again but where's long john's

treasure

right here

[Music]

everything that you can touch is made of

the same stuff

a pirate's chest an ice cream cone a

mermaid powder pop

liquid water splashy wet or solid when

it's ice and when you heat it up your

teeth the steamy gets it nice oh what's

the matter it's all matter liquid solid

gas

everything that takes up space from down

the lines to glass

Pirate Ship

but where's our treasure well when you

think about it maybe that was it

i wanted to go someplace exciting and

see stuff i've never seen before and i

always wanted to go river rafting and we

wanted to ride the coolest roller

coaster in the universe and we've got to

do it in a pirate ship and if i'm not

mistaken this is the rare phrygian moor

well looks like everyone got exactly

what they wanted even gorga as a matter

of fact

no bulla that's a fact of matter

and so on that touching but slobbery

note we leave our valiant heroes

thrilled with their newfound treasure a

chest full of dancing bears and a moth

our mateys

Matter Moment

[Music]

all right everyone it's time for our

malto moment come on in a little closer

that's better

all the stuff in the universe is made up

of matter and mata can have many

different forms do you remember the

forms we talked about

that's correct solids liquids and gases

heating up solid ice turns it into

liquid water and heating up liquid water

turns it into steam a gas

almost everything you can see touch

smell or taste is matter including

plutonium pickled peanut butter pizza

delicious

[Music]

you

[Music]

space. It's filled with all kinds of

cool things. Some things are really,

really big, and some things are

teensyweensy.

But big or small, the Zula Patrol

protects them all. An emergency call

from Earth. I wonder what's up.

I hope it's not her volcanoes again.

Look, there she is.

[Music]

Earth. What's wrong?

Look at me. Parts of me are

disappearing. I got no ice caps at my

north pole or my South Pole gone. And no

clouds either. And my rivers, lakes,

even my oceans. All gone.

Ice, clouds, rivers.

All of those are water.

Yeah. And I got a lot of living things

that need water.

M. What could have happened to all that

water?

H Let's check the Motoedia.

Perhaps looking at what water is made of

will help.

And we're going to have to look very,

very closely through a microscope. In

fact, to understand water, you have to

understand that everything, I mean

everything, is made of something called

molecules.

Rocks are made of molecules.

Yes. pizza,

right?

Even us and people on Earth

definitely. And here are water

molecules. In fact, since our bodies are

mostly water, most of our molecules are

water molecules, like those. Put lots

and lots and lots of those molecules

together and you'd have a glass of

water.

Wow. all from molecules that are smaller

than Wizzy and me.

Yes. And molecules are made up of even

tinier things called atoms. A water

molecule is made of two hydrogen atoms

and one oxygen atom.

So that's why water is sometimes called

H2O.

Then those are the atoms we've got to

find. Hydrogen and oxygen.

[Music]

Now to see our tiny water molecules, we

need an electron microscope like my

moltoscope. This microscope will make

the molecules appear large enough for us

to see them. H curious. Those are the

hydrogen atoms that make water.

But where are the oxygen atoms?

There.

It seems that these two groups of atoms

that make up Earth's water molecules

have somehow

separated.

But why?

That's what we'll find out. This is a

job for the Zula patrol and a job for

the Scizerizer.

Uhhuh.

[Laughter]

I guess it hasn't been used for a while.

Zeter and I will go and investigate. The

rest of you stay here and monitor

Earth's condition.

Okay. Now, Kabam you down to Earth.

Then shrink you down to Adam's thigh.

Here we go.

Wow, that's an island except all the

water around it is gone. All the more

reason to find those hydrogen and oxygen

atoms.

H

huh.

Wow. Everything's so peaceful and

friendly.

Sure doesn't look like there's any

trouble.

Well, howdy. I'm Hyram Jen. This is my

wife, Hetty. Welcome to Hydrogen Hazes.

You're not from around here, are you?

No, we're the Zula Patrol.

From Zula. We're trying to figure out

why all of Earth's water has

disappeared.

Nice to meet you, Zoolands.

All the way from Zula. You must be plug

chuckered out.

Right you are, Hy. Where are our

manners?

You already waved to Aunt Helen and

Uncle Harry. There's our children, Henry

and Heidi. How about you?

Our neighbors, Polly and Hermione. The

twins, Hie and Hazel.

I'm Hie. She's Hazel.

Our nephew and niece, Howard and Hayden.

Hello.

They're best friends, Hannah and Har.

Kenny's sisters, Heather and Helen.

Nathan, careful. The proton cobbler

still hot.

Cousins Hugh and Hugo. Hi. And Harvey.

Hector and Henrietta.

Hello.

It's nice to meet you. Oh, of course

you're sight for supper.

Petty's making ion stew.

[Applause]

Ion stew sounds delicious.

Will oxygen atoms be there, too?

Oxygen.

Uh,

[Applause]

what did I say?

[Music]

I don't know, Mosto. I don't think they

like oxygen much.

But hydrogen and oxygen atoms need to

get along and form water molecules.

Without that happening, the Earth would

have no water.

Have you met the oxygens yet?

Not yet, but I think we're about to.

Oxygen atoms.

Yep. I'm M oxygen. This here's my boy

Olly. Who are you? You family to them

others? No. Where's the lions? See?

Hey, Ma. Maybe they're friendly.

We're very friendly.

You trying to sell me something?

No. Uh, we just want to talk to you

about hydrogens.

Hydrogen?

What did I say? What?

[Music]

How are we going to find out why they're

mad at each other if they keep chasing

us away?

And maybe we can help.

So then the oxygen atom said that since

it takes two hydrogen atoms but only one

oxygen atom to make water, that he was

more important. And then the hydrogen

said that the oxygen was acting all high

and mighty. Well, that's how this whole

disagreement started. Now, neither

family will talk to the other one. It's

just wrong.

But they're both really important. Every

living thing depends on water. And if

they're not together, there is no water.

Oh, you'll never get them to agree to

get together. We've tried.

Well, we'll have to think of something.

In the meantime, you kids had better get

home before your families start to

worry.

All right.

Come on. I know a shortcut.

I don't know. This looks kind of scary.

It's not that bad, but if you don't want

to come, bye.

[Music]

[Music]

That's Henry and Heidi. They're in

trouble.

Aunt Helen, Uncle Harry, Holly,

Hermione, Haley, Hazel, Howard, Hayden,

Hannah, Harley, Heather, Kellen, Hugh,

Hugo, Howie, Harvey. Keep the others.

Come on. Come on. We got

We're coming, Ollie.

[Music]

Come on all of you. Your kids need your

help.

[Music]

For Ollie's sake. For Haddie and Henry.

If the island were surrounded by water,

we could just roll across. H.

You might have something there, Sulean.

Let's do it.

[Music]

He has the photo.

Hey,

[Music]

great teamwork. Keep it up.

No problem.

Oh, great. I'm talking to water.

[Music]

We can't thank you enough.

I guess we plum forgot that the entire

planet counts on us for water and life.

When atoms team together to form

molecules, there's nothing we can't

create. Come on, everyone. Group hug.

Great work. Now that the atoms are

coming together, I need to bring you

home.

[Music]

And so, thanks to the Zula Patrol, Earth

once again has water to fill her oceans,

water to support life, and speaking of

water, it's bath time.

[Music]

Oh, hello.

Time for the mult moment already. This

is a model of a molecule. Molecules are

very small and everything is made of

them. Do you remember what tiny things

make up molecules?

Atoms,

right? Atoms are what all molecules are

made of. And everything in the universe

is made of molecules.

Rocks are made of molecules.

Yes.

Pizza,

right?

Even us and people on Earth

definitely. And here are water

molecules. In fact, since our bodies are

mostly water, most of our molecules are

water molecules. And molecules are made

up of even tinier things called atoms.

From one collection of molecules to

another, bye-bye.

[Music]