01x10 - Star Crossed / Night of the Fweeebs

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mission control it's fun

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it's fun to learn

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welcome all you star struck fans i'm

here with the hottest stars who are

talking thousands to millions of degrees

they're all here for the premiere of our

next episode

here comes a movie star

hello darlings please start the show

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what are you doing oh being scared silly

thank you

i was looking at the constellations

all i see is a bunch of stars that's

because the constellation is a bunch of

stars a grouping of stars to be precise

sometimes they even look like pictures

see

oh yeah i've heard of that before like

the big dipper

you're right and that group of stars is

actually part of a bigger constellation

earth the major the great bear

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awesome

what other constellations are there

let's check the multipedia

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since ancient times people have noticed

constellations in the sky sometimes they

named them for what they looked like

like taurus the bull

they used to call me

the sacred bowl of light cool

sometimes constellations are named after

characters and myths and stories

like me leo i'm the nemean lion fiercest

of all a beast of antiquity would you

like to arm wrestle oh no thanks

and sometimes constellations are named

in honor of something like mensa which

is named after mensa mountain where it

was discovered

there are a lot of constellations but

you can't see all of them in the sky at

once right pegasus

right otherwise there'd be no wing room

instead you can only see some of us

during certain times of the year

depending on where you live in fact

sailors used constellations like orion

the hunter as a sort of road map in the

sky to help them guide their ships hey

that's what cedar does too zula is that

away

whoa that was cool

we heard the distress call did someone

need our help

that's what we're working on

you getting anything

not yet keep trying monkey wrench

please need help

i mean

please need help

we lost it can you trace where the

message came from zeder got it

oh it's not exactly the middle of

nowhere but it's close

the stingray nebula then we'd better

hurry that message sounded urgent

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i knew those zulu do-gooders wouldn't be

able to resist my fake distress call who

can resist a baddie in a mohawk and now

with them out of the way i can begin my

most masterful plan yet to steal a

constellation

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yeah you do that trudeau i'll start

planning our defeat

the zulu patrol uses the stars to guide

their ship right

but if i take a constellation away

they won't be able to find their way

back home

and they'll be out of my hair forever

ah that's not gonna stop them from

finding anything if you haven't noticed

there are a lot of stars in the sky

roxy you're right i've been thinking too

small

i won't steal one constellation i'll

steal them all

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look there's leo taurus orion and ursa

major i think i went to school with him

you've got my wings you're wearing my

coat i don't mean to not but everyone

needs to stop panicking

you're only making things worse

oh great now look at us i don't care

what they say three heads are not better

than one

uh trudy which constellation has a bear

head a fish tail and hooves like a bow

oh fun i love riddles which one i don't

know but it's over there

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oh this is even better the

constellations are getting mixed up now

no one will recognize them it's the

perfect disguise

me i would have gone with sunglasses

according to my calculations we should

be close to that call for help it

doesn't look like we're close to

anything

what do you think navigation computer

eyelash i found the source of the signal

but i didn't think it's a planet it's so

wee

that's what was calling for help a decoy

and it sounds like something dark truder

would do to get us away from zula

zeder got it hold on

wow

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i think that's the second time i've seen

jupiter why don't you see if you can

tell where we are by looking at the

constellations we would but we can't see

any can't see any

oh my

what will we do without the

constellations we can't tell which

direction we're going

he's right

nav computer give us our location

i can't do it purple lassie without the

constellations i'm lost we'll never get

home

or

we could just ask for directions

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unless you order the pizza i think we

have company it's the zulu patrol i've

got to think fast let's pull up to that

rest stop

excuse me do you know the way to zula we

were a little lost

hey moto look you think those are the

missing constellations

my they don't look like any

constellations i've ever seen

oh uh those

that's cause they're um uh new new

constellations what was wrong with the

old ones oh they're all being cleaned

huh yeah too much stardust these are

replacements fascinating what are they

called

cold uh right

well this here is a flying doggy man

yeah and this one's a big round thing

and uh

this is uh

larry look there it's sloshula patrol oh

please don't wait

you must come

right over here you see me

please even with my loudest roar they

can't hear us but they can see us i have

a plan but we'll have to work together

and this one here at the end is a huge

scribble

oh

hey look

you think they're trying to tell us

something yeah

or maybe they're pointing to you

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this is a job for the zula patrol

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you free the constellations we'll go

after trooter come on cedar

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no

i'll take care of trudeau no i will i'm

the fastest

what about me why don't we all go after

truder you mean together

cedar and i could use the extra help and

you three made a pretty good team back

there we did didn't we let's go

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we'll be safe in here

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i think we lost them

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i think that's the last of the mixed-up

constellations

wait what about him i'm capricornist the

goat-headed fish i'm supposed to look

like this

so once again the zulu patrol manages to

foil dark truder's plan and restore

peace to the universe

how do they do it

i guess that's why they're the stars of

the show

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all right everyone it's time for our

malto moment so if you want to be a star

what kind of group should you be in

hip-hop rap

and tuba quartet

not quite do you know

that's right a constellation

constellations are groupings of stars a

long long time ago sailors used the

constellations to tell which direction

they were going well you hang a left at

the next asteroid go two miles to the

space probe not the blue one the big

brown one you can't miss it then you go

straight down in fact the constellations

are so amazing i'm a little star struck

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