01x01 - A Comet's Tale / A Job for the Zula Dudes

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it's time to play

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space there's never enough in your

closet but just oodles of it out here

and it's chock full of goodies there are

planets with rings it's for you and

there's a flying snowball snowball

excuse me I'm a comet not the gorgeous

tail stretching thousands of miles into

space that's a clue you know it takes a

lot of time to make Dustin ice look this

stunning

well you're easily the best-looking

chunk of dusty ice I've seen in years

oh you think so I don't like to brag

although I do fly the same path over and

over for millions of years just to make

sure all my fans get a peep

oh my goodness this is truly amazing

bula Vita everyone comfy fine tuning the

ship's new turbo racing drive please

keep it down

this is kind of delicate work

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huh huh this belong to you my beautiful

turbo drive everyone come look it's a

comment passing right over Tula

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he must be starlight let's check the

motel pedia

actually a Commodus made of ice and dust

sort of like a big dirty snowfall it has

a long tail streaming up behind it being

able to see a comet it's quite rare you

know this could be an exciting

opportunity

I meant an opportunity for scientific

study

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I've wanted to race a comet all my life

and now I've got the turbo drive to do

it hang on there's eater we don't know

that much about comets it could be

trouble trouble now you're talking

Hey look you can feel without a

telescope just giving away I don't want

anyone all right but just try and stay

out of the way

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you want to race a comment

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Cedar come in Cedar come in are you

alright

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this is a job for the Zula patrol leader

comets can spin really fast if you can

get him to spin fast enough ship might

be thrown off over tula and we can get

home hey exactly I'll compute the

precise moment you'll be in position

over Zula and the spin speed necessary

looks like I need a little one-on-one

with this comet

you two stick close and remember this is

serious business

we're not here for fun

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I've never met an oath

my name's Conrad please hold your

applause wow your ice sure is dirty it's

supposed to be I'm a comet remember

notice my handsome tail yeah it's really

something hey I hear you can also spin

super fast please

spinning is my middle name I changed it

from Virgil great mind showing us a high

speed spin okay but wait if I spin too

fast you might be thrown off into space

that's just what I'm counting on you

should throw our ship off and we can get

home but but if you leave then I won't

have anyone to chat with and there's so

much more I want to tell you about me

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here's someone you can talk to uh I'm

afraid he can't talk back though

can't talk back hey let's get you home

so I can tell my new friend everything

there is to know about

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fada we've uploaded the precise time and

spin speed for the ship to be thrown off

the comment it's important that you hit

these exact coordinates or you'll miss

Zula completely you need to hit

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she's coming in too fast temperatures

rising Zhi tur look for our landing

beacons will bring you down in sponge

bottom crater come on

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welcome homes eater thanks everyone and

I'm sure glad you two came along I

thought you just give him away but you

figured out what I didn't that everyone

needs someone to talk to you and I ever

tell you about the first time I knew I

was stunning huh oh yeah

and so the comic Conrad continues his

journey beyond the Sun spinning through

space and talking about himself Conrad

will return in a thousand years or so

but I'm really sorry I won't be able to

see him I have a dental appointment

alright comet lovers it's time for our

Montel moment a comet is made of ice and

dust like a big dirty snowball some

comets have a long tail streaming out

behind them most comets travel the same

path over and over from millions of

years being able to see a comet is quite

rare so we don't know everything there

is to know about them that means there's

still a lot we can learn about these

beautiful space objects if a comet

passes over where you live you might

just see its tail streaking across the

sky

be sure and wave

you

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blue

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mission control it's fun

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it's fun to learn

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s-p-a-c-e

find out what it means to me rock it to

me rock it to me oh wow i'm good would

you believe i've never had a lesson

yes

everyone's a rock critic

and speaking of rocks there's a space

rock headed down for zulu right now

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luckily i came prepared behold the

perfect camping accessory meet the motor

grabber

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wow

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thanks

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a sh**ting star

actually

that streak of light is called a meteor

let's check the multopedia media will

start out as space

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there rocks millions of rocks traveling

in space some of them are called

asteroids most of the asteroids go

around and around the sun in a place

called the asteroid belt between the

planets mars and jupiter when a piece

leaves its home in the asteroid belt and

flies really fast through the air near a

planet it makes a streak of light in the

sky

that streak of light is called a meteor

just like the light from that butterfly

over there

enjoy your little cookout chums

things will heat up soon enough

i have a most dastardly plan tracksy

i'm going to send every asteroid in the

asteroid belt on a collision course with

zula

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did you say something

check it rock lovers i'm sh**ting the

curl

asteroid belts cluster

all asteroids leave immediately uh dude

huh

young man i've been riding the asteroid

belt for over a million years come next

tuesday where am i supposed to go now it

says here you're all supposed to go to

zula

are you like totally sure because once

we leave dude we can't stop ourselves

and when we hit zula's air whoa us

asteroids will become meteors we're

talking some serious meteorama bro

hey orange blossom i'm getting my roots

colored at four could we move this along

you heard her we're on a schedule you're

all going to zula now

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498

499

500.

the first coat of wax is done

oh

one

two

three

all tuned up and ready to go she's now

did you make such a mess

hey don't sweat it i'll put everything

back where it belongs right after i take

this baby for a spin

yeah well you better start now after all

uniqueness takes time and it isn't just

for

show

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you're welcome

an emergency alert is coming in

yo

zula dudes winds up and it's harsh like

oh dear i don't speak surfer asteroid

he says he's in trouble ask him what the

trouble is

what's the match of blue yo i was

grinding out a gnarly rail with a bald

kahuna and his wacky wig

all the nosy posey they totally drained

out the belt yes droid belt it's empty

ask them where they're heading what's

your way back dude we're hanging 10 on

course for zula and we're picking up

wicked speed wait they're heading

straight for zoo

oh that is bad that's bad indeed cha

that was my trip three i dude i was like

dude and then i was like dude and then

someone said sula dudes and we were all

good

oh

exactly this is a job for the zula dudes

yeah patrol

cedar get back down here right away

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the asteroid swarm is straight ahead we

have to get them back in the asteroid

belt

we'll use the local banner it's back at

headquarters sitting in the pile of

stuff that should have been put back on

the ship no worries we'll just use the

magnetic field net

nope back in the pile tractor beam

tweezers pile i have a feeling you're

trying to make a point

look

oh

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joe zulu dudes we're set to crash your

party big time

you know what to do right this calls for

some intergalactic captain michael

grab those asteroids

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it's not working it's not working

gee what a shaka i guess it's time for

plan b

what plan b

you know your backup plan your safety

net yet just in case

hello

is this thing on

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awesome zulu dudes that was some like

seriously gnarly rescuitch he says

thanks oh tell him he's welcome

wiggity whack on the flip side bro um

and a big polly wolly doodle holiday

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nice moves up there zeta

thanks but i almost caused this our

mission i should have finished loading

the tools back into the ship before i

left

well what do you say we put the tools

back in the ship now i say check it out

huh

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but

how how did you how couldn't go out

flying without getting all my chores

done right but now it's hot dogging time

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huh

you're welcome

or should i say wiggity whack on the

flip side bird bro

yes brush your way to a dazzling smile

with gums ahoy

oh sorry that's my other job well that's

all adventure rocked now let's roll

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all right everyone it's time for our

motto moment let's take a look at the

exciting world of asteroids shall we uh

dudes

there are millions of rocks traveling in

space some of them are called asteroids

most of the asteroids go around and

around the sun in a place called the

asteroid belt when they leave their home

in the asteroid belt and fly really fast

through the air near a planet they make

streaks of light in the sky

these streaks of light are called

meteors

and remember they're particularly

delicious on graham crackers

oh that's marshmallows not meteors

although

who knows

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