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02x13 - Teacher of the Year Olivia and the Talent Show

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Olivia". Aired: 26 January 2009 – 29 October 2015.*
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Taking place in a world where all characters are pigs, Olivia revolves around the title character and her family.

02x13 - Teacher of the Year Olivia and the Talent Show

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[Music]

Olivia.

Oh, you

[Music]

Hallelujah.

Hallelujah.

Hallelujah.

Hallelujah. Hallelujah.

[Music]

Good morning class. I'd like you to help

me welcome someone new who's joining us

for the day. Ms. Stern.

Hello, M. Is she a teacher? No, Olivia.

She's come to watch our class. I'm

picking the best teacher to win the

city's teacher of the year award. She'll

win for sure. Mrs. Hogen Muller, what

does the teacher of the year get? Their

picture on the side of every school bus

in town. I've always dreamed of being on

a school bus. I'm going to do whatever

it takes to make sure Mrs. Hogen Muller

wins that award.

Let's get started class. Niha children.

Very good. I see you remember how to say

hello in Mandarin Chinese.

Mrs. Hogen Muller is definitely going to

win. Now, let's begin the day with our

morning chores.

Olivia and Daisy, it's your turn to

clean the frog's terrarium. No problem.

Mrs. Hogen Miller. Whatever it takes to

help Mrs. Hogen Miller win teacher of

the year.

I'll hold Hopper and you clean. Okay.

Hey, wait. Why can't I hold Hopper and

you clean the cave? I'm holding that

frog. No, I'm holding that frog.

Oh no.

[Music]

Ew,

something wrong, girls. Olivia lost

Hopper. No, I didn't. He's right around

here somewhere. Well, go find him,

please.

Oh, no. Look.

[Music]

Gotcha. Uh, look, I'm a princess. Oh,

excuse

me. That was close. You holder. I'll

clean the terrarium.

Ooh, very nice terrarium cleaning,

girls. Very nice indeed.

Mrs. Hogen Miller's going to win. She's

going to get her face on a bus. I

wouldn't want my face on a bus. I think

it would be great to have my face on a

bus or any place really. It would show

that I'm the best at something. I

wonder. Woohoo! Nice

one. Even better. Wa! That's the best

ever.

One, two, three. Eyes on me. It's puppet

story time. Awesome. Once upon a time,

there was a little girl named

Goldilocks. She went for a walk in the

forest and came upon a house. Goldilocks

and the Three Bears. Everyone's

favorite. Not everyone's house, which is

something that we would never do.

Mrs. Stern must be really bored. I know

how to wake her up.

[Music]

Ew. Oh my. Do you need to see the nurse,

Olivia? No, I can't leave. I feel

better. It won't happen again. Well, all

right. Now, where was I? Oh,

yes. This porridge is too hot.

Oh, this porridge is too cold.

This purge is just right. Mrs. Hen,

sorry, it's just that your story is so

exciting. Can I play the bears? Why not?

[Music]

My bears are very loud. Sure to keep

everyone awake. Oh no.

Who's been in our house? Who's been

eating our porridge? Growl.

I have and I'm very sorry. Sorry is not

good enough. Here's a song about

it. Get out of our house. Stop eating

our food. Don't sleep in our beds. Don't

sleep at all. Stay awake. Stay awake.

Stay awake.

Wake. And she left the house. And the

bears lived happily ever after. The end.

Thank you, Olivia, for that very loud

performance.

[Music]

How'd I do? You kept Miss Stern awake

the whole time. Okay, class. It's craft

time.

Yay!

There's nothing bad about craft

time. Where's the red paint? Daisy's

using it.

Uh-oh. One more squeeze and Miss Stern

will be red.

[Music]

Stop it.

[Applause]

You can forget about being teacher of

the year. There's no learning going on

here. Just shenanigans. Goodbye.

Oh well, there's always next

year. Free play outside.

It's not fair. Mrs. Hogen Mueller is the

best teacher. Yeah, remember when she

taught us the planets by dressing up

like them. And when she taught us

addition and subtraction using apples,

the planet Neptune is blue and 1 + 1 is

two. The planet Neptune is blue and 1 +

1 is 2. Hey, that rhymes like a song.

That's it. Well, show Mrs. Hogen Mueller

that to us she's the best teacher ever.

Gather around everyone. We're going to

do a show.

Class, it's time

to have something to show you, Mrs.

Hawen Mueller. Hit it.

You taught us how to write a sentence.

The mathematics too. Camels of humps.

Planet Neptune is blue. We learn to ask

a question when something isn't clear.

So to us, your teacher of the year. We

learned that words always spell how you

think. Some flowers are sweet, but

others really stink. We know that being

wrong isn't something to fear. Not with

you. as teacher of the year. Thanks to

you, if we're ever in France, we know

how to count to 10. We also can count

down to one in Mandarin. Like this,

jump w.

So, hip hip hooray. Everybody give a

cheer. A cheer for our teacher of the

year. Our one and only super duper

fabulous teacher of the year.

Hooray! Wow!

Congratulations, Mrs. Hogan Mueller.

You're our teacher of the year. Thank

you, Olivia. And thank you, everybody.

Imagine that. I'm teacher of the year.

Look at me. I'm on a school bus. Let's

go for a ride.

[Music]

Did you know that there are 365 days in

a year and flies taste with their feet?

That's incredible, dear, and a little

gross. Do you know how many minutes

until bedtime? Uh, zero. You're exactly

right. Uh, but

wait, they say good night, Olivia. Your

big day is through, but how can I sleep?

There's still so much to do. It looks

like I'm tucked inside snug in my bed.

But tomorrow is chasing today through my

head. Will I climb the highest mountain

or will I paint my masterpiece? Go ride

a broco in the rodeo or wild

my princess. Astronaut from jungle star

to oceans deep I'll do anything go

anywhere just don't ask me to go to

sleep there's

still so much to

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

do good night Olivia

[Music]

Yeah. Heat.

[Music]

Olia

Olia Olia

[Music]

ol one two three eyes on me everyone

take your seats I have an enormous

announcement well I wonder what it is

can anyone guess what's going to happen

one week from today it's going to be

Tuesday again yes Francine and what else

tuna fish pizza for lunch could be what

else it's paint the school red day and

we'll all get big buckets of red paint

and paint the walls red and the floor

red and colorful as always Olivia but

actually what one week from today we're

going to have a talent show talent show

all of you are invited to perform your

own special talent sing dance play the

kazoo show us what you've got plus

everyone who participates will receive

their very own cowbell

wow sweet are you going to be in the

talent show Olivia you bet just as soon

as I decide what my talent is I like to

do so many things I

wonder I could make a sculpture or I

could cook up some of my famous super

sparkly

spaghetti or maybe I could teach an

animal some tricks

sit now Shake A Paw good

lion H picking just one is going to be

tricky whatever you do class just

remember to enjoy yourself

and you'll be sure to make a big

bang that's it I'll make a big

bang I decided to play my drums in the

school talent show Dad it's my favorite

way to make a big

bang that's great sweetie I haven't

heard your drums in a

while oh but I certainly hear him now if

I'm going to Dazzle him I need to

practice a

[Music]

lot how was that Dad oh I'm sorry Olivia

did did you say something something

tells me my talent is too loud to keep

quiet or

[Music]

indoors she's getting good really

[Music]

good hey sounds great

[Music]

Olivia oh so much fun

hopefully one two three gather around me

oh listen up my talented performers your

moment of Glory is here at last it's

time to go out there and show your

friends and family what you've

got

got Francine you're first me followed by

Olivia then Otto and Oscar then Julian

then

Daisy okay folks it's

showtime welcome one and all to our

school's Talent time I know it's going

to going to be a great show because I

wore my lucky later

hosen on with the

show wait till you see Olivia mom she's

worked so hard on her

drumming Olivia how do I look like the

best roller skating princess I ever saw

really my hat isn't crooked uh nope

perfect and here's our very first

performer

Francine go Francine I can't I'm too

scared you can do it just get out there

and

[Music]

smile Olivia all ready almost Mrs Hogan

meller I just have to do one more

[Music]

thing there now I'm ready

good J nice

Francine

Francine oh dear are you all right I

think so but I can't say Okay Olivia

gather your drums Otto and Oscar you're

next and someone please help Francine

out of the

[Music]

garbage now let's give a warm welcome to

Otto and Oscar and their amazing

pies

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

yeah

uh-oh my

drums Auto Oscar

help now let let's get her

[Music]

out W how did I do Francine thank

goodness you're free Olivia you've got

to go on everyone else has performed

just a minute I need to get my drums

I'll

stall and now as an extra special bonus

I am pleased to present that yodling

sensation that's sweeping the nation

[Music]

me y

like oh my apparently I'm a yodling and

turkey calling sensation

Ying I love that turkey I stalled as

long as I could is everything okay

Olivia oh no they're

broken everything

except for my

drumsticks what a shame I'm sorry Olivia

it's all my fault no Francine you didn't

mean to break them hey wait did you hear

that I can still make a big bang go

ahead and announce me Mrs Hogan Mueller

things are about to get

loud and now for our final talent show

performer Olivia

oh here comes our girl

last hey everybody Olivia here I've got

news you're going to cheer don't worry

if your plan goes wrong just make it up

as you go

along make it up as it go

along make it

up

go let's say your plan comes crashing

down and your big dreams are on the

ground well here's the time to show

you're strong make it up up as you go

along make it up as you go

along make it up as you go

along just make it up as you

go you certainly did make a big bang

[Music]

bedtime Olivia okay Mom but first listen

to

this and how about this and this it'll

sound even better in the morning into

[Music]

bed they say Good Night Olivia your big

day is through but how can I sleep

there's still so much to do it looks

like I'm tucked inside snug in my bed

but tomorrow is chasing today through my

head will I climb the highest mountain

top or will I paint my masterpiece go

ride a Bronco in the rodeo or while the

crow on my tra princess Dr Arthur

astronaut from Jungle star to ocean deep

I'll do anything go anywhere just don't

ask me to go to

[Music]

sleep they're

still so much to

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

do Good Night Olivia

[Music]