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02x05 - Olivia and the Treasure Hunt

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Olivia". Aired: 26 January 2009 – 29 October 2015.*
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Taking place in a world where all characters are pigs, Olivia revolves around the title character and her family.

02x05 - Olivia and the Treasure Hunt

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[Music]

Olivia.

Oh, you

[Music]

Hallelujah.

Hallelujah.

Hallelujah. Hallelujah.

[Music]

Julian, where's Mrs. Hogen Muller? She's

never been late before. Not one time.

Good morning, class. Good morning,

Hoger.

Who knows what this is? A hat with a one

on it. Yes, but what does it mean? That

one is your favorite number? That you're

the only teacher in our class. Mm-m.

That you're the number one teacher? Very

close, Olivia. Very close. You all know

the treasure hunt our town has every

year. Guess who was named Grand

Marshall? Is it me?

It's you, Mrs. Hogen. That's right.

They're even going to call it the Hogen

Muller hunt. They're going to hunt hog

and mers. No, Harold. Families follow

clues all over town and one family finds

the treasure. I hope you'll all

participate.

[Music]

First thing we need is a team name. Uh,

I propose team Olivia. All in favor?

Okay. Now, moving on to the next item on

my list. We need a team uniform. I have

a few ideas. How about something like

this? Or maybe this would be better. Or

this. Sweetie, we're just supposed to

wear regular clothes and a helmet. Color

of our choice. Oh, and I'm going to

start coloring our special team Olivia

helmets right away.

Grandma, what are you going to do? Tai

Chi, Chinese exercises. It gives you

balance, right?

and concentration, which might help our

team in the treasure hunt. What can I

do?

H, you and dad can be in charge of

snacks. We'll need something to boost

our energy.

Bananas. Bananas.

Welcome everyone to the Hog and Muller

hut.

Mom, Dad, I think we need to approach

this race scientifically. Good. Good

thinking, Julian. Francine, we're going

to do whatever it takes to win this

year. I can't

wait. Warm up time. Now, touch your

knees, stretch your arms, reach to the

sky, and jumping jacks. Five, four,

three, two, and

one. Now, let's make sure we have

everything we need. Water bottle, check.

Bananas, check. Perry.

Check. I'm still not so sure bringing

Perry is a good idea. We're searching

for treasure. And since Perry is so good

at hiding things, I think he'll be good

at finding things that someone else hid.

Good point. Roller skates. Check. Check.

All right, everybody. One, two, three.

Follow me,

[Music]

ladies and gentlemen. and children, it's

time to

begin the hogen

[Music]

[Applause]

mer's grand marshall,

me. Now, listen carefully to the rules.

In this race, you'll go to three places

around town. At each place, your team

chooses one member to perform a silly

stunt. When they succeed, I'll give you

one of these. These are the pieces to a

puzzle. When you put all three pieces

together, you'll have a clue that leads

to the treasure. And whoever finds that

first

wins.

Questions. Our first stop is the

supermarket. Better have your skates on

because when the bell rings, the race

begins.

On your mark, get set, go. Yay!

Come on, team Olivia. Let's go. Yay!

[Music]

Oh dear. Oh

[Music]

my. Oh no. Mom's wheel came

off. Hey

Olivia, we have to fix it. Everyone's

passing us. Hi, Olivia. Bye, Olivia.

Come on, Princess. Let's go.

[Music]

Gosh, this is a rotten break for team

Olivia. Can her pit crew fix mother

skate in

time? They're trying everything, but

that wheel does not want to stay on.

They're losing seconds, minutes. Is it

all over for team

Olivia? Will Olivia's dreams of glory be

[Music]

shattered? Wait, it looks like Olivia

has a plan. Maybe all is not lost. Can

they do it? Can Olivia and Perry snatch

victory from the jaws of defeat? And

here they come. It's Perry and Olivia's

mom coming up around the bend. There's

Olivia and their family. Oh, they're

gaining on him. They're gaining on

him. There they are. Up near Julian's

parents and Francine's parents. Here

they

go. Yes. Here, Mom. This will work.

Boy, am I glad we brought Perry. So is

Perry, right, boy.

[Music]

We made it to the supermarket team. Yay.

Welcome to silly stunt number one, the

single strand spaghetti slurp. Ah,

Olivia, who will perform the silly stunt

from your family? Okay, let's pick

really carefully because if that

spaghetti goes like up your nose or

something, we can have trouble. Yeah,

I'll do it. I'm great at spaghetti

slurping. Let's put it that way.

Spaghetti slurp. Yeah, that's definitely

him. Yes. Yes. Let's get Ian to do it.

Okay, I'll do it. My brother Ian, he'll

do it.

Francine has a head start on young Ian.

Can he catch up?

He's not about the style this lad. He's

all about the speed. Hurry, Francine.

[Music]

Yes. Y,

good job. An amazing performance. A

sloppy, slurpy, slobbery.

Anyway, team Olivia takes the lead.

Way to go. Good job. And here's your

first clue.

[Music]

The treasure is a nut or near a nut or

inside a nut. Ian Wood. Team

Olivia, your next stop is the town

library, but by scooter. Vroom vroom. Go

team Olivia, go.

Don't worry, Francine. They've got

speed, but we've got manners.

We have to hurry.

[Music]

We can do it. Look at the size of that

hill. Maybe daddy will meet you down

here. Woo!

Holy smokes. We have to get up that

thing.

When the going gets tough,

everyone stops to take a rest. I think

the saying is when the going gets tough,

the tough stop for a drink of water.

When the going gets tough, the

tough

get

going. I sure could use a

[Music]

drink.

Water. Need

water.

Here you go. You had water the whole

time. Uh-huh. Well, why didn't you give

me some? You didn't ask for any.

[Music]

Well, I don't see any of the other

teams. I wonder if they're all in front

of us or behind us.

We have to pick up some speed. Is there

any way you can move a little faster?

Well, I'm doing my best. It's as hot as

an oven and my feet are k*lling me. It's

just that we're in a race to find

treasure. Treasure measure. Enjoy the

view.

Okay, don't worry. It will all get

better soon. It will. Yes, Siri. When?

Right

about now. Wee!

Woo! Hold on, kids.

[Music]

[Music]

It's time for the bike stage. We took a

shortcut.

Hurry. Come on, Francine. Welcome to

silly stunt number two, the running of

the books. Your task is to start here,

run through the tire obstacle, and

deposit the books here.

While carrying a stack of five books on

your head, which you can't drop.

If you do drop them, it's back to the

starting line. This one's easy. Well,

you haven't met the chicken lady.

Olivia, who has your family chosen for

the running of the books? I don't know.

But who's going to do it? Should I do

it? No, you do it. Okay, this is this

choice is obvious. I think we know who's

going to do it. My grandma. My grandma

will do it.

On your mark.

Come on, Grandma. You can do it.

Get set. And

come on, Grandma. That's it. You can do

it. Oh, that's some balance.

[Music]

Come on, Grandma. You can do it.

Grandma, you can do it.

That's okay, Julian. Walk it off and

start again.

[Laughter]

Just don't look at her. Don't worry.

Rule of life number 62. The harder you

try not to giggle, the more the giggles

try to come out.

[Music]

Tai Chi.

[Music]

Yes.

All right.

Yay!

Congratulations! Here is your second

puzzle piece.

A wall, a

nut, a

wall, and destination number three is

the school gym. And you get there

by bicycle. See you there.

I know we're going to find the treasure.

Come on. I know a shortcut to the gym.

Turn

here. No,

here.

Uh maybe

here. Well, it used to lead to the

gym or a gym anyway.

Oh boy, we are so lost.

Air Olivia to air traffic control. We

are so lost. I repeat, so lost. Air

Olivia, request directions. Over. Ground

control to Air Olivia. Just follow the

sound of my cowbell.

Got it. Thanks. Air traffic control. We

are coming in for a landing.

[Applause]

Over and out.

Just follow the sound of my cowbell.

Maybe we should go back to the library.

I think it would be better if we sh

listen.

Mrs. Hogen Miller's cowbell that way.

[Music]

We have to hurry. Julian's already done.

And so is Francine. Quick. Time for

silly stunt number three. The hooploop

challenge. Hoop what? Hooploop. Allow me

to

demonstrate. You need to keep it

spinning for one full minute. If it

falls, you have to start over.

This one is mine,

[Music]

g*ng. Ready, set,

[Music]

go. Two at once, ladies and gentlemen.

Two at once.

Three at once. Can she keep it up?

Five. Five at once. This violates the

laws of science. Six seconds to go.

5 4 3 2 1

[Music]

Olivia,

[Music]

excellent concentrating, Olivia. Olivia,

you're the best hooplooper I've ever

seen. Olivia, your team has completed

three silly stunts, and you've earned

three puzzle pieces. Now, it's your

mission to study the pieces, put them

together, and figure out where the

treasure is.

Wait, we haven't gotten the last piece

of the puzzle yet.

[Music]

Thank you. Don't waste any time. There

are two families ahead of you. A tree. A

tree, a nut, and a

wall. A wall, a tree, and a nut. But

what do they stand for?

Wall,

nut, tree.

Walnut tree. The treasure is in a walnut

tree. Come on, let's go. Go where? Well,

there are lots of walnut trees in town.

Let's see. Um, I wonder. Huh? Look at

this. What? There's a map on this side.

A map? I've got it. The park. The

treasures in the park. Let's go.

left, right, left, right, left, right,

left, right, left, right, left, right,

left, right, left, right, left, right.

Come on, come on, come on, come on.

[Music]

Which trees are walnut

trees? This

kind, that

kind, and those, too. I guess that's why

they call it Walnut Tree Park. All

right, we can do this faster if we split

up. Grandma, you go to those trees over

there. Mom, you check those ones.

Listen. Perry found something. I knew

we'd need him. Perry. Perry.

[Music]

We found it. We found it. Go team

Olivia. Pick me up, Dad. Pick me up.

Okay. We found it. We found the

treasure. What is it?

Wow.

A golden walnut.

Wait, I think there's something

inside. Is it jewels? Golden coins? It's

better. Way better. Tickets to the

Roller Coasterama Amusement Park. Yes.

And we have a winner. The winner of this

year's Hog and Muller hunt is team

Olivia.

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

Okay, at the top.

[Music]

I can't wait until next year's treasure

hunt. Maybe we'll get to go from one

place to another in a plane.

I don't know where you get these ideas.

Good night, Mom. Good night, Dad. Good

night, Olivia.

[Music]