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01x10 - Olivia the Pet Monitor Olivia and the Anniversary Surprise

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Olivia". Aired: 26 January 2009 – 29 October 2015.*
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Taking place in a world where all characters are pigs, Olivia revolves around the title character and her family.

01x10 - Olivia the Pet Monitor Olivia and the Anniversary Surprise

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[Music]

oh

[Music]

good morning

i have some very exciting news

today

we will all choose our class jobs

[Music]

yes olivia

i'd like to be the teacher

well that job is already taken

the jobs you can choose from are lights

monitor

does the lights monitor get to turn the

lights on

yes

and do they get to turn the light off

yes

now sit in your chair

no hands in the air

again

the jobs you can choose from are

chair monitor

desk monitor

whiteboard monitor

and last but certainly not least

classroom pet monitor

francine i want to be the pet monitor

and touch that icky frog yuck i want to

be the lights monitor

during recess i'd like you all to think

about which job you'd like

[Music]

julian which job do you want

i don't really want any of them

i think you'd be a good whiteboard

monitor you're very neat and tidy

thanks but no thanks

i can't wait to start being the

classroom pet monitor i'm going to do

every single thing that mrs hogan

mueller asked me to do

and more

i hope you all gave this some thought

during recess

now who would like to be desk monitor

all right otto i've written you down for

desk monitor

care monitor

thank you oscar for volunteering for

chair monitor

whiteboard monitor

[Music]

huh all righty julian will be whiteboard

monitor now who wants to be the

classroom tech monitor that job involves

helping me take care of our classroom

animals it's one of the most important

jobs

the most important job

i want to be pet monitor too

you said you wanted to be a light

monitor

well i changed my mind i want each of

you for homework tonight to think of a

short speech telling the class why you

want the job you chose and why you

wouldn't be good at it

[Music]

what are you going to say in your speech

tomorrow

i don't want to make a speech in front

of the class

hmm i've got it

you won't have to say anything

you can show the class why it'd be a

good whiteboard monitor all you have to

do is draw

[Music]

julian

would you like to come up and tell us

why you'd be a good whiteboard monitor

uh

instead of saying a speech

like to show you

[Music]

thank you

julian

that was brilliant

i know an oscar please come up

[Music]

chairs and desks should be neat if you

don't understand we can repeat

desk and chairs should be straight

we can do the job just great

good job boys

now let's hear from alexandra who would

like to be lights monitor

i am very good with lights i turned the

lens in my house on and off all the time

[Music]

thank you

come on up olivia

i should be classroom pet monitor

because i want to take care of the

animals and they want me to take care of

them

these are our class pets

can you say no to what they want

all right francine let's hear what you

have to say

[Music]

instead of telling you how good i am at

taking care of animals i'm going to show

you

i brought my cat gwendolyn today

see how shiny gwendolyn's coat is

that's because i brush it every day

and see how she's not too skinny but not

too plump that's because i feed her just

the right amount

and she can even do tricks

speak gwendolyn

all right

since we have two volunteers we're going

to vote for who will be classroom pet

monitor this month whoever doesn't win

will be pet monitored next month

now

raise your hand if you want olivia to be

pet monitor first

[Music]

and now those who want francine to have

the job this month

all right francine will be our pet

monitor

but i would do such a good job

[Music]

not too hot and not too cold perfect

olivia you're the best monitor we've

ever had that's true and because you're

doing such a good job i'm bringing in a

few more animals for you to take care of

uh

[Music]

excuse me olivia

we need to straighten the desk

[Music]

if you want i can help you catch flies

for our frog at recess gross i'm not

going to catch some icky flies

but you'll help the lizard shed his skin

if he needs you to right

do what

here i'll show you

here francine why don't you hold him for

a second

[Music]

[Applause]

hey you're scaring our sweet little

lizard i'll take care of you

there you go

olivia

i think you should be pet monitor

yes

i mean thank you francine

[Music]

yes olivia since i'm so good with

animals do you think we could get a few

more

like maybe a sea lion or an elephant

i'm afraid not

rule of life number 55 if your teacher

says no to a sea lion or an elephant a

tiger is probably out of the question

[Music]

and then the lizard got out and then

francine knocked over the desks in the

chairs and then the lizard started

running away but then i stopped all the

kids from scaring him and then francine

said i could be the pet monitor because

i was so good with the pets

this sounds like a very exciting story

sweetie but let's finish it tomorrow

time for bed now

okay

but you're happy on pet monitor right

i couldn't be more thrilled i couldn't

be more thrilled either good night

olivia

night mom

[Music]

Olivias Birthday

[Music]

as you can see by my credentials i have

taken care of children for 33 years

well that's quite a relief you must

enjoy your job

tremendously

she smells like soap that can't be a

good thing shh

i want to hear what she says about

bedtime how do you feel about schedules

mrs berkshire

i believe in keeping to a very strict

schedule first a very small dinner so as

not to upset young tummies followed by a

long bath i knew it and naturally i

stick to the one book per night rule

only one book

who said that

oh i didn't see that cat

that's just edwin

he never moves i'm olivia only one book

sometimes i have 11 or 12 books at

bedtime olivia perry oh

give me back my airplane

sorry

perry likes to chew the children's toys

really there's no need to explain 12

books at bedtime cats little boys

wrestling with dogs

i'm afraid to inform you that i'm no

longer interested in the job

[Music]

well tell me about yourself lily do you

have experience babysitting children oh

sure lots i love kids as a matter of

fact i have 15 cousins well actually

some of them aren't real cousins but you

know they're friends of the family let's

see um well i'm 15. i go to river valley

high raw raw river valley river valley

high

you know the chair

do you think you can handle two children

and a baby well i once took care of

three kids in their pet lizard which was

really gross the lizard not the kids

do you think kids should be allowed to

jump on the furniture who are you

this is my daughter olivia

olivia please apologize to lily for

scaring her sorry lily

i like your outfit oh you do thanks i

like yours too

she's perfect you should hire her don't

you have any more questions i do

do you like dogs

oh no

let me guess you're no longer interested

in the job

uh well it's just that

i'm allergic to dogs

[Music]

Olivias Restaurant

i had no luck finding a babysitter

so i canceled our reservation for dinner

tonight well then we'll just celebrate

our anniversary at home this year honey

celebrate at home

[Music]

all right ian we have to make our

restaurant just like the fancy

restaurant where mom and dad were

supposed to go for their anniversary

and i could make them my special peanut

butter and pickle sandwiches

we just need a centerpiece what's that

what fancy places have on the table for

decoration like shells or flowers or

how about a flying saucer

ian that's not a good centerpiece why

not it makes ten different sounds

of course it'll be like they're having

dinner on a whole new planet

[Music]

table for two

i think you'll enjoy the view

on planet olivia

what a beautiful restaurant

oh i can see the entire solar system

if you look past that little pink planet

and count three stars over you'll see

our planet earth

you're right there it is

planet olivia cheese toast it was voted

best in the universe

and such an appealing color

all the food is red on planet olivia

and now for your entertainment

this is the best anniversary ever

and that's not all i saved the best for

last

[Applause]

[Music]

Birthday Surprise

grandma

mother what are you doing here

you didn't think i was going to let you

stay home on your anniversary did you

but i thought you were away climbing

mount everest oh mount everest can wait

it's not going anywhere

now you two better scoot if you're going

to make your reservation but i cancelled

it back on for oh 20 minutes from now

and double scoot happy anniversary

bye

bye bye kids listen to grandma

[Music]

now that my flying saucer doesn't have

to be a centerpiece i can play with it

centerpiece

what's that all about i wanted to do

something special for mom and dad's

anniversary so i made them a restaurant

outside ah

and now that i'm here to babysit you you

don't get to show them your surprise

oh grandma i didn't mean it like that

you're the best babysitter ever well

maybe there's some other surprise you

can do for your mom and dad when they

get home

or

we could go to the restaurant and

surprise them there

i just like the way you think

here's the restaurant

it's not like i imagined

me neither but i'm sure it has its

charms

grandma

do you think

[Music]

i'll ask the owner

[Music]

surprise

surprise

surprise

what in the world

happy anniversary

[Music]

yay way to go mom way to go dad

we've been coming to this place every

year since we met

i hope you don't mind us crashing your

party

mind not at all in fact i think from now

on we'll all be coming back here on our

anniversary huh sit down everyone come

[Music]

Grandmas Room

on olivia won't you get in trouble for

wallpapering your room

oh no my mom said she wanted to make the

house nice for my grandma's visit and

since my grandma loves flowers i thought

why not put them on the wall

[Music]

it's perfect grandma's gonna love it

olivia

what happened in here

i'm filling my room with flowers for

grandma i have some wallpaper left over

want me to do your bedroom maybe some

other time we've got to get your room

cleaned up first

why don't you start moving some of your

things into ian's room why i'm staying

here in my room with grandma

honey grandma's our guest and we want to

make her feel comfortable

she'll sleep in here by herself and

you'll get to stay in ian's room won't

that be fun

ian's room

Ians Room

[Music]

something smells in

here hmm

[Music]

stop i don't want my room to smell like

a girl

well i don't want to sleep in a room

that smells like socks

hmm

let's see

my steamer trunk can go in that corner

and i guess i can set up my easel and

paints right here

you bringing all that stuff in here

of course

but there won't be any room for my stuff

ian mom said you're supposed to make us

feel comfortable and i would be very

comfortable if you made room for my

things

mom

yes ian

olivia's bringing all her stuff into my

room and spraying stinky perfume and

telling me how to put away all my toys

where do you want your ribbon collection

olivia

over there please

thanks julian

olivia ian is very nicely sharing his

room with you and that doesn't mean you

can turn it into your room but mom

it's only for a couple of days

that's practically forever

[Music]

mom ian has fleas

look there's no way i can stay in a room

with fleas

i don't see any fleas olivia they're

very small

look harder

what happened to the blackberry jam that

was in this jar

it was empty when i found it

[Music]

i cannot stay locked up in this castle

with my brother for another minute

what are you doing

i'm looking for a secret passage castles

have lots of them

i've never seen one

that's because they're secret

i found it

see you later let me come

why

i thought you liked it here

i do but if you're going to leave then i

want to leave too

rule of life number 49

little brothers always want the same

things you want

whoa check out the spiders ew

i think i'll find another way out

olivia ian grandma's here

Grandma

grandma

hello kids

[Music]

i just can't get enough of my little ian

i'm not little anymore grandma

well does that mean you're too big for

kisses guess so

what am i saying

no one is ever too big for kisses

yuck

now where is my olivia

here i am grandma

i like your outfit

now that style darling

[Music]

okay kids time for me to teach you my

latest dance moves i can't wait

okay now

listen to the beat and move those little

feet

[Music]

that's it olivia

you are a natural

[Music]

sleepover

hi grandma

hello olivia

i love the new wallpaper

thank you

did you need something

i forgot my uh ear ribbons

what about the ribbons you're wearing

oh yeah

okay

good night

i just remembered i forgot my favorite

slippers

[Music]

you know

i might be a little lonely all by myself

do you think you could bunk in here with

me

really

you wouldn't mind

i'd be delighted

yes

and i know just the thing to make this

sleepover extra special

why don't you get cozy in bed i'll be

right back

[Music]

one sunday two spoons

you're the best grandma in the whole

entire world

i always said you had good taste

do you always have ice cream before you

go to sleep

oh no

only on special occasions

usually i end my day by thinking back to

my favorite parts of the day that way i

only have happy thoughts before i go to

sleep give it a try

what was your favorite part of today

well

i like the pancakes i made for breakfast

and i liked it when william threw his

cereal

but i think my favorite part is this

this ice cream sundae

no being with you

[Music]