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01x08 - Olivia Goes Camping Olivia Becomes a Vet

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Olivia". Aired: 26 January 2009 – 29 October 2015.*
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Taking place in a world where all characters are pigs, Olivia revolves around the title character and her family.

01x08 - Olivia Goes Camping Olivia Becomes a Vet

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oh

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right

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good morning class

today we will be studying aha what mrs

hogg muller did this weekend i

mrs hogg muller survived in the

wilderness with nothing more than some

dental floss a poncho and a jar of

peanut

butter olivia

i'm an expert camper too

actually my family and i are going

camping this weekend you what do you

mean you it's the most fun ever well i

have to agree with olivia here francine

camping allows us to get close to nature

nature is dirty and sometimes wet

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five things you

must do

on a

great camping trip

oh hi mom hi dad i have a big surprise

for you i can sleep in my own tent this

time with francine

is coming but she doesn't even like

camping well her parents just called

they have to go out of town this weekend

and they asked if she could come with us

well then

i'll just have to turn francine into an

expert camper

spirit she's gonna love it

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come on francine

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have a great time

family song time

99 buckets of slime on the wall 99

buckets of slime

66 buckets of slime on the wall

if one of those buckets should happen to

fall 65 buckets of slime on the wall 23.

23 buckets of slime

no more buckets of slime on the wall the

end

again

99 buckets of slime on the wall 99

we're here

okay there are five things you must do

on a great camping trip number one watch

dad try to put up the tent

this is where he realizes that he didn't

put all the poles in oh and

here's where it collapses

oh

now he says he's all right

i'm all right and here's my favorite

part olivia would you help me put up the

tent

sure dad come on francine

okay francine here's your part you have

to bang the steak into the ground

i do

my dad will help you with the hammer

okay let's test it

great job

thank you girls no problem

now we get to put up our tent great i'll

get the poles watch this

no poles

cool

okay number two go mountain climbing

mountain climbing

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rule of life number 47 walking up things

is harder than walking down them but the

view is beautiful

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ow

my foot hurts

are you okay

i'm okay are you sure you're okay maybe

you should lie down but if i lie down

i'll get dirty right getting dirty is

number three on my list i'll pass

i'm going to go back to the tent now

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i have my comforter and my pillow and my

cot what are you going to sleep in a

sleeping bag on the ground

that doesn't sound very comfortable

we're supposed to be roughing it i don't

think so

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number four on my list find a really

cool bug

bug number four

sometimes you can do that with number

three and get really dirty at the same

time

ow

i got bitten by mosquito mosquitoes

don't count they're not an unusual bug

but it itches

i know the best treatment in the world

for bug bites

what is it mud

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what do you need francine

what i really need

is a shower

but how am i going to have a shower

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cool

you know what you might become an expert

camper too

really

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it's now time for number five the

absolute most incredibly important part

of a great camping trip kayaking on a

mountain lake snuggling in a sleeping

bag sleeping under the stars finding the

absolute perfect stick for roasting

marshmallows wait we don't need to do

that my mother sent me some long silver

forks

but expert campers don't use forks do

they they use sticks

now let me explain the perfect

marshmallow roasting stick one end needs

to be sharp enough to put the

marshmallow on but not sharp enough to

poke you

too many branches on it

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too long

too short how about this one

huh that is the best most perfect

marshmallow roasting stick i've ever

seen

francine you have a real talent for this

how's this one

too long and it has too many leaves on

it here let me help you look i have a

talent for it

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these are so much better than the heat

and surf marshmallows my mom gives me

number four

wow

cool fireflies

wow francine that takes care of number

four find a really cool bug

let's just use flashlights

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this is kind of scary but fun i'm cold

that's why a sleeping bag is good for

camping it keeps you more snuggly than a

bed

let's get in ours

there isn't that better

it is i'm getting toasty

and we can make shadow puppets

cool what's this

a rabbit

what about

black nice one and my favorite

what's that

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what's wrong

you really scared us i just wanted to

say sleep tight don't let the bed bugs

bite

good night girls

hey you want to tell ghost stories now

that's the spirit

but not too scary just a tiny bit scary

you start

there once was a very silly

uh goes to

who

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you know what this is the best camping

trip i've ever been on um francine this

is the only camping trip you've ever

been on well i'm going on a lot more

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can we go on another camping trip soon

definitely tomorrow

well not tomorrow how about next weekend

um probably not next weekend

how about the weekend after that

go to sleep olivia i love you

love you too good night mom

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uh

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oh

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don't worry mr mason this will be the

loveliest anniversary party you've ever

seen

edwin come on don't you want to play

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edwin come on let's play

sweetie sorry i can't hear

then i'll go play with perry

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no i i promise no carnations

fetch perry

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hmm

maybe i'll go play with ian's goldfish

hello goldfish how are you today

what do you want to do

ian sure does have a messy room doesn't

he

do you want some food well i probably

shouldn't feed you even if you are

hungry because i don't know when ian

last fed you

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mom can i go play at julian's house sure

sweetie

what's wrong with bernie julian i don't

know

i think he might be sick

he isn't eating i keep giving him flies

and he just sits there

maybe we should take him to the vet

i'll ask my mom to drive us

i'm here with my lizard bernie

she won't eat

oh dear

well have a seat and the vet will see

bernie as soon as she can

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i wish i could have a ferret

or a parrot

that would be cool

my mom says that three kids and a dog

and a cat and a goldfish are enough

if i had my own house i'd have animals

everywhere

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uh

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right

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that's better

that's better

that's better

harry that's enough

uh bernie the lizard please

he just won't eat

what do you feed him

flies

hmm

well i think i know what's wrong i'll be

right back

don't worry bernie she's a very good

doctor

lizards love to eat flies but i think

bernie might be born eating them all the

time

like if we had ice cream every day we

wouldn't want it anymore we wouldn't

something like that

let's try a cricket

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he ate it

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he looks better already

guess what mom i'm gonna be a vet

that's wonderful olivia

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just need to find my vet bag and my

stethoscope

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i'm definitely going to be a vet when i

grow up i'm gonna be dad

you can't be dad dad is already dad

oh yeah what are you gonna be julian i

just try to get through a day at a time

ian

i'm going to start right now

how do you feel perry

hmm

cold nose

that's a good sign now let me feel your

tummy

hairy you aren't done with your checkup

we'll definitely have vegetarian choices

mr mason maybe pasta

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my you are very hungry today william

no not you mr mason

have you seen perry

no but edwin is asleep right under the

table

well i guess i'll examine edwin and

finish perry's exam later

i'm going to take william in the yard

for a little fresh air

now let's see

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how can i fix you if nothing is wrong

rule of life number 31 most people think

animals don't talk but they do they just

talk very quietly

maybe you have a pretend disease

i know

you must have furry footitis you'll need

an ice bath and lots of special care for

that

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here's the problem it was your sweet

tooth

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come on and glow

you'll feel better

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let's see

oh

hmm

yes it looks very sore

i have something to fix you up

honey

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i feel better

olivia's the greatest vet ever

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here's your ice pack edwin

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you smell like strawberry jam

you must have strawberry jam disease

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hey olivia bernie's still eating want to

feed him

not right now julian i have to check on

edwin and find perry

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okay you're all cured

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i'm coming julian

bye mom

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oh edwin you naughty kitty you had an

accident

hi everybody i'm home

in the kitchen darling

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hello perry

huh olivia ian

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what happened here ask her she's the vet

perry broke out in strawberry jam

disease and it got on the couch

right okay you two get perry clean i'll

try to get these spots off the couch

before your mom sees them

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you're supposed to be helping

i am i'm distracting him

bernie's so full he's snapping

the couch is okay is perry clean yet

not quite but i have an idea

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[Laughter]

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you're cured barry you're cured

[Laughter]

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edwin i'm surprised at you

what did edwin do

he had an accident

was it a little puddle under the table

in the kitchen

uh-huh

i bet it was just water from the ice

pack

olivia

but he's all fine now and perry's

strawberry jam disease is gone and

bernie ate all the crickets

strawberry jam disease

i

have to go now and check on um

tiger or some missing stripes

olivia one more question if edwin isn't

having accidents why was the couch wet

oh you'll have to ask dad about that

well i'm glad bernie is okay me too he's

a very special lizard

and you're a very special vet

girl

night olivia

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uh

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