01x07 - Olivia Makes a Video Olivia Takes a Road Trip

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oh

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okay everyone i'm ready to go

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how long will you be gone dad

oh it's a short business trip honey i'll

be back in two days which is 48 hours or

2 80 minutes or 172 800 seconds

or let's see what percentage of a year

is that in 12 months uh let's see

why don't you figure that out on the way

to the airport you don't want to miss

your plane

and bye dear

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bye dad

i'll miss you dad

hmm i'll miss you too olivia

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oh one last picture before i go

sure

there

and when i get back i want you to tell

me everything that happened while i was

gone

okay dad

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presenting

olivia at breakfast

presenting olivia and her family at

breakfast

ian don't gulp the milk just sip it

olivia your eggs are ready

what are you doing with the camera i'm

making a video diary of what happens

while dad's gone and dad loves breakfast

well that's nice sweetheart but you

still need to breakfast okay mom

why are you wearing roller skates they

match my outfit

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today on the a day in the life of olivia

show

mom is making toast

william is playing with toast

and ian is

being ian

hmm

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and now

i present to you the mysterious eating

habits of

the little brother

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exhibit

a

exhibit b

but with some work he can be turned into

exhibit c

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presenting ian with the hiccups

time for school kids just one more

picture before i go

okay julian let's set up the camera

presenting olivia at school today on the

a day in the life of olivia show

mrs hoggin-muller is teaching us about

what is she teaching us today

cowbells where's the zoom button

right here

um does it zoom out to

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olivia julian yodelly

hoo time for me to teach you

why is there a camera

i'm making a video diary for my dad it's

a home project

like a school project

but for home oh and you're teaching

about music and dad loves music well i i

guess it's all right then

so we're learning about cowbells

yes isn't that a lovely tone

cows used to wear cowbells so herdsmen

would know where they were

cow bells are also musical instruments

by hitting different parts of a cowbell

or holding your hand over the end you

can make different notes

oh lovely

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next i present to you my musical

masterpiece featuring the cowbell

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rule of life number 53 when playing a

cowbell never underestimate the

importance of enthusiasm

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olivia

olivia

thank you for that

interesting

version of mary had a little lamb you're

welcome

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okay olivia it's recording

hey dad now presenting olivia at the

playground

julian you'd get a great angle if you'd

climb up beside me

i have a good angle and i'm fine here on

the ground

where it's steady and stable and not too

high

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oh look

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today on the a day in the life of olivia

show we're joined by twins

oscar and otto actually i'm otto and i'm

oscar well you look exactly alike that's

because twins

yes

swinging twins

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and now i present to you the magical

swinging talents of twins oscar and otto

actually i'm oscar and i'm otto

like i said they're twins

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thanks for being in my video twins it's

cool

so we're learning about cowbells

your dad will love this video diary

olivia it shows everything he missed

while he was gone it's good but it feels

like it's missing something

like what a name

some tuna

a big ending

dad loves a big ending

and that's what happened while you were

away dad

so what did you think of our video

journal oh sweetheart what a great job

we're very very proud of you well that

was quite something

oh yes thank you olivia that was very

wait there's one more thing

a big ending

hit it julian

welcome home dad

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you were gone and now you're not i can't

tell the twins apart and we really

missed you a lot

welcome home dad

you went on a business trip playing

cowboys is so hip mottled ian don't gold

just sip

welcome home dad

i'm glad you're back cause i missed you

the days you were gone at up to two i

want to say i love you

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welcome home dad

bravo

now i feel like i didn't miss a thing

bravo olivia bravo julian

thank you honey for the video diary and

the song you mean the big ending ah

quite right the big ending i'm very

proud of you olivia i'm proud of you too

dad and i'm glad you're home

me too

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you

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all packed olivia

oh

most

done

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it's just for the weekend dear

but mom i never know what i might need

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of course i'll need my best toy

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of course

ian you don't need to bring food but

this is my grandma will have plenty of

food for us

no this is it's what grandmothers do

this is my suitcase

that's it yep

will they let you on the plane with all

that they'll have to

but what if they don't not let me fly

my first time on a plane

are you kidding

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dad i'm

ready kids i've got some bad news

there's a big storm moving in and our

flight has been canceled looks like

we're driving to grandma's

driving

i'm afraid so olivia

there must be a plane we can take

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welcome aboard air olivia a fancy flight

olivia it's time to go

Its Time to Go

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hey olivia

getting ready to take off yeah but not

in a plane

we're driving too bad

lucky i brought these

walkie-talkies excellent

testing one two three come in olivia do

you read me

over

read you loud and clear over

all aboard kids

bye julian

i get the side with the snacks

they're in the middle

uh that's william

front middle

i'm approaching the vehicle

i'm entering the vehicle

i'm now inside the vehicle over

roger that

here we go

are we there yet

honey how can we be there if we haven't

left the driveway

my brother poked me

welcome back

roger will do over and shh

you're breaking up

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that was ian

my little bother over and

that plan to out grandma's over and out

welcome aboard olivia's flight to

grandma's

ian

are we there yet no

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are we there yet just a few more hours

oh please let it be true

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olivia

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thank you air traffic control have a

great flight i know the passengers are

in good hands with you captain olivia

does anyone have to use the bathroom i

do

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pit stop

Road Trip

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wow

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all done

let's hit the road

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my favorite ice pop

it's for the two of you to share

can i have some

sure you can have the bottom half

but i like the red part at the top

so do i

uh

just one bite

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we'll never get to grandma's

it would have been so much better to fly

here on air olivia everyone even pesky

little bothers travels in style

sweet dreams

would you like to enjoy a movie

hey

i don't suppose you have any popcorn

oh thank you hmm

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oh

this is by far the most wonderful flight

i've ever taken

thank you mom

i mean happy customer

time to begin landing buckle up everyone

we're directly above grandma's house and

starting our descent

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all right co-pilot time for me to land

this bird

hey guys how's it looking up ahead

some rain clouds ahead i better go

around them

this is captain olivia speaking i want

to thank you for flying with us today

and always remember to travel air olivia

a fancy flight

are we there yet

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Book Time

i thought yes never get here

me too

how was the drive

a little tiring

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olivia not for me i flew

how grand come on in i want to hear all

about it

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well olivia you made it through the car

trip

book time

not tonight sweetie i think we're all

too tired then two books tomorrow

i'll make it three really

how about four

don't push your luck missy

good night olivia

good night mom

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Class Jobs

good morning

i have some very exciting news

today

we will all choose our class jobs

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yes olivia

i'd like to be the teacher

well that job is already taken the jobs

you can choose from are lights monitor

does the lights monitor get to turn the

lights on

yes

and do they get to turn the light off

yes

now

sit in your chair

no

hands in the air

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again

the jobs you can choose from are

chair monitor

desk monitor

white board monitor

and last but certainly not least

classroom pet monitor

francine i want to be the pet monitor

and touch that icky frog yuck i want to

be the lights monitor

during recess i'd like you all to think

about which job you'd like

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julian which job do you want i don't

really want any of them

i think you'd be a good whiteboard

monitor you're very neat and tidy

thanks but no thanks

i can't wait to start being the

classroom pet monitor

i'm going to do every single thing that

mrs hogg mueller asked me to do

and more

i hope you all gave this some thought

during recess

now

who would like to be desk monitor

all right otto i've written you down for

desk monitor

care monitor

thank you oscar for volunteering for

chair monitor

white board monitor

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huh all righty julian will be whiteboard

monitor now who wants to be the

classroom tech monitor that job involves

helping me take care of our classroom

animals it's one of the most important

jobs

the most important job

i want to be pet monitor too you said

you wanted to be a light monitor

well i changed my mind i want each of

you for homework tonight to think of a

short speech telling the class why you

want the job you chose and why you would

be good at it

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what are you going to say in your speech

tomorrow

i don't want to make a speech in front

of the class

hmm

i've got it

you won't have to say anything

you can show the class why it'd be a

good whiteboard monitor all you have to

do is draw

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julian

would you like to come up and tell us

why you'd be a good whiteboard monitor

uh

instead of saying a speech

i'd like to show you

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thank you

julian

that was brilliant

auto and oscar please come up

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chairs and desks should be neat if you

don't understand we can repeat

desk and chairs should be straight

we can do the job just great

good job boys

now let's hear from alexandra who would

like to be lights monitor

i am very good with lights i turned the

lens in my house on and off all the time

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thank you

come on up olivia

i should be classroom pet monitor

because i want to take care of the

animals and they want me to take care of

them

these are our class pets

can you say no to what they want

all right francine let's hear what you

have to say

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instead of telling you how good i am at

taking care of animals

i'm going to show you

i've brought my cat gwendolyn today

see how shiny gwendolyn's coat is

that's because i brush it every day

and see how she's not too skinny but not

too plump

that's because i feed her just the right

amount

and she can even do tricks

speak gwendolyn

all right

since we have two volunteers we're going

to vote for who will be classroom pet

monitor this month whoever doesn't win

will be pet monitored next month

now

raise your hand if you want olivia to be

pet monitor first

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and now those who want francine to have

the job this month

all right francine will be our pet

monitor

Pet Monitor

but i would do such a good job

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not too hot and not too cold perfect

olivia you're the backpack monitor we've

ever had that's true and because you're

doing such a good job i'm bringing in a

few more animals for you to take care of

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excuse me olivia

we need to straighten the desk

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if you want i can help you catch flies

for our frog at recess gross i'm not

going to catch some icky flies

but you'll help the lizard shed his skin

if he needs you to right

do what

here i'll show you

here francine why don't you hold him for

a second

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hey you're scaring our sweet little

lizard i'll take care of you

there you go

olivia

i think you should be pet monitor

yes

i mean thank you francine

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yes olivia since i'm so good with

animals do you think we could get a few

more

like maybe a sea lion or an elephant

i'm afraid not

rule of life number 55 if your teacher

says no to a sea lion or an elephant a

tiger is probably out of the question

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and then the lizard got out and then

francine knocked over the desks in the

chairs and then the lizard started

running away but then i stopped all the

kids from scaring him and then francine

said i could be the pet monitor because

i was so good with the pets

this sounds like a very exciting story

sweetie but let's finish it tomorrow

time for bed now

okay

but you're happy on pet monitor right

i couldn't be more thrilled i couldn't

be more strong either good night olivia

night mom

Dads Office

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oops

ian please try to stay clean at least

until you get to daddy's office too bad

it wasn't bringing alien to work day

that would be cool

and then daddy wouldn't be able to bring

us

speak for yourself earth girl

perry no chew toys at the table that's

okay he probably thinks i need a toy

phone at the office

oh speaking of which we should be off

goodbye darling

goodbye darling goodbye darling

goodbye have a good day at work

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hello i can't hear you

i'm on the subway on my way to work

yes i've got a really important job as

an

uh

dad what is your job called again i'm an

architect sweetie oh yeah i've got a job

as an architect you know designing

houses and buildings and stuff

ian there's a frog in your shh

i know his name is cedric

why are you bringing him to dad's work i

was afraid mom would find him you know

she doesn't like frogs

okay kids this is our stop

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good morning sir good morning sam what

do we have here this is my daughter

olivia and my son ian pleased to meet

you i like your badge

well this must be your lucky day i

happen to have one especially for you

what do you say i love that it matches

my outfit uh yeah besides that thank you

mr security guard

uh what was that uh ian's funny way of

saying thank you

hmm

you might have a future as a

ventriloquist ian

i get to press the elevator buttons

three

two one

blaster

uh i think we've gone past dad's office

and i know how to get to dad's office

we're taking a shortcut everybody hang

on

next stop

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okay kids that's enough with the buttons

it will take us all day to get up to the

office at this rate

yay we're at the office finally

this way guys

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wow

you can practically see our house from

up here

well is our most talented architect here

oh hello mr beeswax i'd like you to meet

my children olivia and ian kids this is

mr beeswax

hello mr beeswax

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it's

bring your child to work day oh that

explains all of the children in the copy

room ian wanted it to be bring an alien

to work day but i talked him out of it

and i'm glad you did and now is your

model for the new aquarium ready i need

to show it to the board of directors

this afternoon this afternoon but i

thought i had much more time to finish

it so did i you have until three o'clock

i know you can do it

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oh that's not very much time can we help

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what i need you to do is take these

files and empty the paper inside into

this recycling bin then put the empty

file folder in this box

that's it

but what about your model we can help

with that i uh thank you honey but i

have to do that one on my own

hey you're getting pretty good at that

trick ian okay i'll be back to check on

you in a little while

Olivia Builds an Aquarium

this is kind of fun

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not as much fun as building a model of

an aquarium

rule of life number 41

what's the point of bringing kids to

work if they can't help

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cedric says he'll help too hmm

back it up cedric we're building an

aquarium for dad

ian tell cedric the cement is supposed

to go over there

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come back cedric

don't worry he'll be okay besides you

heard mr beeswax we have to have this

model done by three o'clock but what if

cedric decides to hop home

he won't get very far he can't even

reach the elevator buttons

let's go get more stuff for our model

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i'm olivia and this is my brother ian

wanna come help us build a model

sure

you haven't seen a frog have you

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supplies

let's get started on the aquarium model

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hi wanna help

okay

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uh oh i think we were supposed to put

that beam over there

but i just finished sticking this one on

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but that's where the humongous fish tank

is going to go what's gonna go on there

a frog

a i don't like frogs

don't worry we have to catch it first

but it's going to be huge people from

all over will want to come to our

aquarium to see it

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i think someone found cedric

we'd better go get him

let's bring the aquarium

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get it away from me

don't worry center couldn't hurt a fly

well maybe a fly but not someone as big

as you

what's going on out here

sorry about that mr beeswax but my

brother lost his frog well he found a

frog first then he lost it again he

owned the office his name is cedric we

would have looked for him but we are too

busy making a model for the aquarium

here you go cedric

uh sorry about this mr beeswax i was

distracted with the aquarium project

did you make this model olivia yes

with help from my construction workers

there are some very interesting ideas

here

oh you've got a very talented young

architect on your hands

now who wants pizza

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hmm

is that your model dad yes it is i'm

worried it's not as interesting as yours

although i did borrow one of your ideas

well it's hard to beat a masterpiece

wouldn't you say

just let me know if you need us to make

any more models

and on that day the king invited every

person in the kingdom to join in

celebration didn't architect design that

castle well yes

did an architect design our house

yes i think i want to be an architect

when i grow up so that i can design a

house for you and dad

but we like this house yeah but someday

you may need more room for all the frogs

ian likes to bring home did your brother

bring home another frog uh

yes but

he named him after grandpa

i better have a talk with your brother

good night sweetie

good night mom

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good night cedric

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