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01x03 - Olivia Makes Magic Olivia and the School Concert

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Olivia". Aired: 26 January 2009 – 29 October 2015.*
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Taking place in a world where all characters are pigs, Olivia revolves around the title character and her family.

01x03 - Olivia Makes Magic Olivia and the School Concert

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Olia

Olia ol

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ol

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ol I'm so glad you came for a visit

Grandma me too what are we going to do

tonight let Grandma catch her breath

sweetie she just got here oh I'm fine in

fact I've got a surprise a magic show

wow a magic show now everyone sit down

and get ready for the magic of the great

grand

muchi now then for my first trick I'll

need a coin anyone have a coin I don't

have a

coin yes you

do wow do I have a coin Grandma you

certainly

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do look William you have a cr*cker

behind your

ear Olivia Ian hand me back those coins

please they

vanished whoo maybe they're invisible

or maybe they've become something else

wow

what do you say kids how' you do that

great magicians never reveal their

secrets isn't there something else you

want to say I want to be a magician

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too Thank you Grandma everybody stay

here I'll be right

back I know I saw one here

somewhere yes my magic kit

and now I Olivia the great will also

perform a magic show for

you does anyone have a

coin right

here and now I will make this coin

disappear you can't do magic bet I can

bet you can't bet I can bet you can't

Olivia

and now for the magic words woly

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cahi Told You

So H I think I just need a little more

practice good idea practice makes

perfect then I'm going to practice until

I'm perfect

want to play tag I'll be it not right

now Julian I need to practice my magic

trick until it's perfect

Tada I don't get it the egg is supposed

to disappear all the best tricks are

about making things

disappear

H ladies and gentlemen I will now

present to you my greatest trick I will

now make myself

disappear woy

[Applause]

cahi bye Julian got to go

practice

Olivia what can I try a trick not right

now oliv

yes Ian can I please try to do a trick

just one trick I really want to do a

trick come on okay Ian how would you

like to be my assistant great what do I

do help me hang this

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up okay say the magic words then count

the three and pull the sheet down it's

very important that you do exactly as I

say for this trick to work okay I think

you're really going to like this

one woly

cahy one 2

3 I made her

disappear my walkie-talkies testing 1 2

3

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Olivia where did you go Olivia Ian

you've made me invisible you mean you're

here but I can't see you that's

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right if you don't und disappear I'm

going to get in big trouble Ian Olivia

snack

time where's Olivia uh she's busy in her

room I'll just take this into her just

make sure she brings the plate back I

will I mean she

will Olivia are you

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here rule of Life number

312 even a plain old peanut butter and

jelly sandwich tastes special when you

pull a really good trick on your little

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bother Olivia are you still here I'm in

my

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room

waa Olivia's in her room Julian just go

on

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up Julian you have to help me I was

being Olivia's assistant in doing a

magic trick and I made her invisible how

do you know she's invisible cuz I can't

see her but I can hear her and she ate

the sandwich I brought to her but I

never saw her do

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it I bet she's hiding in the closet

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please Julian can you help me make her

Not Invisible it's very hard to do that

Grandma's a good magician should we ask

her to do it do you want to tell your

grandma you made her favorite

granddaughter disappear Olivia is her

only

granddaughter even worse well maybe you

could try to do exactly what you did

when she disappeared and it could make

her come back great idea Julian

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she was right here and then I said woly

cahi and I counted to three like this 1

2 3 and I ripped on the sheet just like

this oh

no we turned Olivia into

Edwin did you hear that I know we can

hear her we just can't see her I think

she's playing a trick on you you do I

have a way to find out do you have any

cupcakes in the house make sure they're

red Olivia can't resist cupcakes all we

have to do is hide and wait for her to

come in and take one M

cupcakes yum red

ones let's head down to the table

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Ian please get that cupcake away from

Perry come on Perry drop

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it good boy now go sit over

there uh-oh looks like he already ate

the cupcake woly cahi

you're

back hey what's going on I said the

words Olivia told me to say and she

disappeared and she was invisible and

then she made herself appear again

pretty good trick huh tell me how you

did it how did you do it great magicians

never reveal their secrets nope they

never do well I don't care as long as

you're

back can't you sleep over tonight

not tonight I have to be back home early

for a class I'm teaching what kind of

class why magic of course I love you to

bits good night Grandma Good Night

Olivia

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Fruit or Vegetable

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one two three

eyes on me

very good now i have some very exciting

news

today we are going to prepare our

presentation for next week's school

concert

we will be saluting fantastic fruits and

vibrant vegetables in a lovely song

written by yours truly

yes olivia are we all going to be a

fruit or a vegetable

yes

each of you will choose what fruit or

vegetable you would like to be

can i be the broccoli it's full of fiber

yes it is and yes you can francine

if she's going to be the broccoli then

i'll be

is pudding a vegetable no

is it a fruit no it's a completely

overrated dessert then i'll be a radish

radish it is i'm gonna be a rutabaga

nice appreciation of our root vegetables

daisy now olivia we don't yet have any

fruits

how about a lemon i love lemons

okay

julian it's your turn

celery i'll be celery

celery why not a pepper or a yam because

nobody notices celery it can just be in

the back where no one will notice

fine so julian is celery now that you've

all picked your food i will give you

your costumes i'm also giving you a copy

of the two lines you'll be singing as

your vegetable or fruit of choice

singing i have to be a singing vegetable

or fruit

yes everyone will be singing that's how

we pay tribute to these marvelous gifts

from mother nature

even the celery has to sing

even the celery

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Even the Celery Has to Sing

i i don't think i can sing in front of

people

what do you mean we sing all the time in

class actually i just moved my mouth

i'm too embarrassed to sing try singing

just in front of me

do i have to go ahead you'll see how

easy it is

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look at me

[Laughter]

i'm a celery

i can't sing in front of people but it's

just me then i guess i can't sing in

front of a person either

but julian don't you want to be a famous

rock star well yeah

when you're a famous rock star you'll

have to perform in front of lots of

people

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i can't do it

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you can do it i have an idea

close your eyes what are you gonna do

just trust me okay

now when you open your eyes you're going

to see an audience an audience don't

worry they're friendly they won't say a

word or throw anything okay open your

eyes

try singing to them then maybe you can

work up to real people

could you leave the room sure i'll be

right outside

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look at me i'm celery tall and green and

crunchy

rule of life number 114 be nice to your

toys and stuffed animals because one day

they may end up helping your best friend

why is julian singing to your toys quiet

ian i'm trying to listen me too but

couldn't we hear better if we were in

the room

you're right

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Im Tall and Green

i'm tall and green

and so crunchy

use me chopped up in soup or with dip on

my scoop hey world i'm celery

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we couldn't hear you very well in the

hall you sounded really good really

really good pretend we're not here

but i can see you sitting there

right in front of me hey i bet you could

sing better if you wore your celery

costume i'll put on my lemon costume too

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i wish i had a costume

i'll be right back

now that you're wearing your costume

you're no longer julian who's

embarrassed to sing

you're a celery but i don't feel like a

celery look i'm a banana

julien you need to be celery not julian

walk like celery talk like celery

sing like celery

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look at me i'm celery i'm tall and green

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hey

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okay i'll try

look at me

i'm a celery

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you're doing great julian

yes

i'm tall and green and so crunchy

how did practicing with julian go

not very well

mom i just wish julian liked to sing in

front of people well honey not everyone

is as comfortable as you are performing

in front of people but i'm sure he'll do

better with your help

he'd do better if no one came

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Hey World

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oh good evening and welcome to our

annual school concert entitled fantastic

fruits and vibrant vegetables

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[Applause]

look at me i'm broccoli i'm green and

full of vitamin c

to season a good dip to cheese hey world

i'm broccoli

i'm telling ya i'm a rutabaga if you

like me let's hear you paula

don't give me lip i'm not a turnip hey

world i'm a rutabaga

don't you wish were a reddish red or

water waterish a good intelligence

hey world i'm a simple radish

i'm a lemon can't you see a yellow fruit

so citrusy in sun or shade squeeze me

into lemonade

i'm a lemon hey can't you see

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time to sing mr salary

julian just imagine everyone is a

stuffed animal

stuffed animals don't cough or clap or

videotape you maybe i should just sing

from behind the curtain so i can't see

anyone

aha

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look at me i'm celery i'm tall and green

and crunchy

use me chopped up and soup or in a dip

i'm a scoop

hey world i'm celery

[Applause]

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salary

thank you dear lemon and celery for

those

uh

unique performances

and thank you all the fantastic fruits

and vibrant vegetables

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[Applause]

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can i sing the lemon song for you again

in the morning dear

how about i sing new verses

or i can sing a whole new lemon song so

you won't have to listen to the same old

one good night olivia or we can sing

together you can be a lemon too

i'll be a lemon tomorrow i promise sweet

dreams

good night mom

good night olivia

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don't worry mr mason this will be the

loveliest anniversary party you've ever

seen

edwin come on don't you want to play

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uh-huh

uh-huh edwin come on let's play

sweetie sorry i can't hear

then i'll go play with perry

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no i i promise no carnations

fetch perry

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maybe i'll go play with ian's goldfish

hello goldfish how are you

today do you want to do

ian sure does have a messy room doesn't

he

do you want some food well i probably

shouldn't feed you even if you are

hungry because i don't know when ian

last fed you

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mom can i go play at julian's house sure

sweetie

Bernie the Lizard

what's wrong with bernie julian i don't

know

i think he might be sick

he isn't eating i keep giving him flies

and he just sits there

maybe we should take him to the vet

i'll ask my mom to drive us

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i'm here with my lizard bernie she won't

eat

oh dear well have a seat and the vet

will see bernie as soon as she can

i wish i could have a ferret

or a parrot

that would be cool

my mom says that three kids and a dog

and a cat and a goldfish are enough

if i had my own house i'd have animals

everywhere

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uh

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everyone back to your seats right now

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that's better

that's better

that's better

harry that's enough

uh bernie the lizard please

he just won't eat

what do you feed him

flies

hmm

well i think i know what's wrong i'll be

right back

don't worry bernie she's a very good

doctor

lizards love to eat flies but i think

bernie might be born eating them all the

time

like if we had ice cream every day we

wouldn't want it anymore we wouldn't

something like that

let's try a cricket

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he ate it

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he looks better already

Im a Vet

guess what mom i'm gonna be a vet

that's wonderful olivia

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just need to find my vet bag and my

stethoscope

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i'm definitely going to be a vet when i

grow up i'm gonna be dad

you can't be dad dad is already dad

oh yeah what are you gonna be julian i

just try to get through a day at a time

ian

i'm going to start right now

how do you feel perry

hmm

cold nose

that's a good sign now let me feel your

tummy

harry you aren't done with your checkup

we'll definitely have vegetarian choices

mr mason maybe pasta

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my you are very hungry today william

no no not you mr mason

have you seen perry

no but edwin is asleep right under the

table

well i guess i'll examine edwin and

finish perry's exam later

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i'm going to take william in the yard

for a little fresh air

Strawberry Jam Disease

now let's see

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how can i fix you if nothing is wrong

rule of life number 31 most people think

animals don't talk but they do they just

talk very quietly

maybe you have a pretend disease

i know you must have furry footitis

you'll need an ice bath and lots of

special care for that

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here's the problem it was your sweet

tooth

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come on and glow

you'll feel better

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let's see

all better

hmm

yes it looks very sore

i have something to fix you up

honey

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i feel better

olivia's the greatest vet ever

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here's your ice pack edwin

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you smell like strawberry jam

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you must have strawberry jam disease

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hey olivia bernie's still eating want to

feed him

not right now julian i have to check on

edwin and find perry

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okay you're all cured

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i'm coming julian

bye mom

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oh edwin you naughty kitty you had an

accident

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hi everybody i'm home

in the kitchen darling

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hello perry

huh

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olivia ian

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Meet the Vet

what happened here ask her she's the vet

perry broke out in strawberry jam

disease and it got on the couch

right okay you two get perry clean i'll

try to get these spots off the couch

before your mom sees them

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you're supposed to be helping

i am i'm distracting him

bernie's so full he's snapping

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the couch is okay is perry clean yet

not quite but i have an idea

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[Laughter]

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you're cured barry you're cured

[Laughter]

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edwin i'm surprised at you

what did anyone do he had an accident

was it a little puddle under the table

in the kitchen

uh-huh

i bet it was just water from the ice

pack

olivia

but he's all fine now and berry

strawberry jam disease is gone and

bernie ate all the crickets

strawberry jam disease

i

have to go now and check on um

tiger or some missing stripes

olivia one more question if edwin isn't

having accidents why was the couch wet

oh you'll have to ask dad about that

well i'm glad bernie is okay me too he's

a very special lizard and you're a very

special vet

girl

night olivia

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Learn About the Solar System

okay class today we're going to learn

about the solar system

oh my the eight planets in our solar

system are the coolest how cool try

jupiter but bring mittens it's over 100

degrees below zero

need to warm up try mercury

this planet is over 800 degrees hot

yaw

if the earth was the size of a grape the

jupiter would be as big as a grapefruit

neptune is the last planet in our solar

system but outer space is filled with

planets no one has discovered

yet

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hmm

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olivia to ground control just passing

the planet neptune

hi

and now on to discover new planets

[Music]

all right children i have a little

project for you to do at home

please draw write about or create

a model of one of the planets in our

solar system

like these for example from last year's

class

yes olivia any planet

any planet which one's the biggest i'll

bet you can look that up

can we make stars too

yes

stars aren't planets no but they'll make

great decorations

just choose a planet olivia

now remember space is very big and

there's a lot that hasn't been

discovered yet

i'm making a picture of venus it's the

brightest planet in the sky

i'm going to do neptune did you know it

has 13 moons

i'm doing mars

or maybe mercury

no mars

or jupiter

Choose a Planet

i don't know what planet to pick they're

all so fantastic

wow

on saturn the winds blow over a thousand

miles an hour

really

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hmm sounds really windy

maybe i should do our planet earth

must do planet jupiter where one peanut

weighs one zillion trillion pounds

hmm

peanut

too heavy

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seems like a lot of work

saturn is so beautiful with all of those

rings

but mars is red great color choice and

neptune is so big

i just can't choose one

i know

i'm going to make all of the planets can

i help

Making the Planets

gonna start by making saturn's rings you

can hold the tinfoil

saturn's rings aren't made of tinfoil

they're made of ice and dirt i'll go get

some

ian come back the ice will melt what

about the dirt no dirt just hold the tin

foil

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it looks really real olivia

naturally

and now we make the red planet jupiter

jupiter is not red well it has a red

spot on it red spots on a planet

not spot spot one big red spot see

wow that's so cool told ya

that's one big planet

thanks dad

big is good dad will you blow this up we

need it to make neptune

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[Laughter]

can you please make it a little bigger

this time

bigger please okay

a bit bigger

like this

how's it going

The Final Frontier

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that's all eight planets

mercury venus earth mars jupiter saturn

uranus and neptune wow so we're done

almost but i think there's something

missing

what's missing

i wish i knew

i wish i knew

me too

ground control i'm continuing my

exploration of deep space

the final frontier where no one but

olivia dares to go

search on olivia bravely search on

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crowd control crowd control are you

still there what's happening what is it

i found it i found it

i just discovered

a brand new planet

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it looks

just like i thought it would we're going

in

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a new planet

i hereby name you

planet

olivia

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now we're done

let's get it downstairs

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let's try it this way

nope how about like this

nope

uh oh

rule of life number 68 if you build a

really big solar system make sure you

have a really big bedroom door

now what do we do

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oh hi mom

can i have the whole class over to my

room tomorrow olivia

step right up what it and see the

amazing solar system in olivia's room

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New Planet

ladies and gentlemen of hampshire

elementary i'd like to share with you

the result of explorations that have

taken me far far away

how far

really far

really

really far

come with me on a little tour of our

solar system

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there's venus the brightest planet

in neptune where one year lasts 165

earth years

and here is our newest planet

planet

olivia

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planet olivia

it's new

brand new

oh who discovered it

me

i did with some help from space man ian

are you absolutely sure

like you said mrs hogg and mueller space

is very big and there's a lot that

hasn't been discovered yet

oh well then congratulations olivia

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night captain olivia

night spaceman ian

good crew you have there huh

you are an excellent deep space explorer

not everyone discovers a planet before

they're seven

when was your first planet well i'll let

you know when it happens

uh

maybe i'll discover planet dad for you

i'd love that

night night livy

night night dad

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