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01x42 - Show Me the Mummy

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Mummies Alive!". Aired: September 15 – November 25, 1997.*
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In ancient Egypt, an evil sorcerer named Scarab kills the pharaoh's son, Prince Rapses, to become immortal.

01x42 - Show Me the Mummy

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[Applause]

[Music]

a little boy impress me found a secret

out this year that he was once a pharaoh

when Egyptians ruled the world and SC

tries to get him day and night but has

Guardians to

very

pring by

the of the world

[Music]

[Music]

to

mummies ancient history or modern fact

it's your turn to call in and help

confirm the rumors that mummies Walk

Among Us and now it's your turn to show

me the mummy I saw him the mummies a

month ago at the bakery tell us about it

well I was in the kneading room

[Music]

and this will quiet you plutus

beend

[Music]

never fa should slice this pernicious

pastry into now that's an

improvement undo me you do not worry Ral

I have got a

plan not

that hey

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don't worry he says I've got some

man a man what a lousy trick send me to

babysit while you guys have all the fun

I fear our fun may have only just begun

[Music]

look I can tell you the sourdough hasn't

been the

thank you for being brave enough to call

next caller show me the mummy mummy's

rule dude I saw one wrestle a metal guy

with one arm you miserable insects I'll

crush you like

bugs huh my strength it is back your T

is mine now tallos with the strength of

Ra

how about a rematch

[Music]

caros winner take

all Arman the plugin is heal it's your

only

chance okay tal time we pulled your

plug

a the bandage thing is awesome

awesome you're on the air well twice now

I've seen them the wrapped ones the last

time I had just closed my cart for the

night and we're all hungry Arman but I'm

really

[Music]

hungry I know that

smell so do I you're starting to M you

no that smell come on

no I'd like a hot dog Merchant why sure

here you go I I I have no

money hey I'll work it off you got

anything you need lifted I just wanted a

hot dog hey look

out

with the strength of

[Music]

raw got

you thank

you well there you go hey hey wait you

saved my cart please have have a hot dog

thanks uh uh can my friends have some

too

[Music]

friends they're

here you won't take me

[Music]

alive don't try to stop my broadcast the

people need to know the truth uh it's

the beefy Burger delivery

guy

oh just leave

[Music]

it h now where were we is the next

caller there you said you were going to

stop doing this Joe Bob I told you never

to call me here uh I mean who is this

how'd you get this

number hello caller tell us what you

know of these ancient creatures that

walk among us well they like to dance

dance yeah we had this costume dance you

know you're quite a dancer thank you

you're not so bad

yourself if anybody is out to get

Pressley I will be waiting for them

sooner or later everybody has to eat

then I'll NAB them uh excuse me but are

you with the Caterers

Caterers um

Ries oh

no

Presley do you know this man ah punch

cythia I I uh Arman I I mean a strange

man stop it this is for the guests oh

Cynthia my dress my hair my life is

over you young lady have been stalking

the prince you again I'm going to get

the chaperon H be my

guest

[Music]

uh Cynthia I you you ruined the dance I

don't imagine you'd like to have our

dance right about now would you keep

dreaming what more could go wrong young

rapies Presley will explain all of this

fill a in Slugger it seems you have some

explaining to do young man well uh who

are these people everybody said they

wanted a real scary monster party so so

had these three well three performers

performers ja call wherever you are

please

help how'd you know they were real it

was only a feeling but I just knew I

know exactly what you mean Hello caller

show me the mummy man them things don't

dance they

destroy Stand Down Scarab or face our

wrath and face me

[Music]

too to comment r as in Anger yeah well

I'm in Anger

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too

[Music]

hey never seen anything like him on the

docks and I've seen a lot I'll bet you

have anyone seen the mummies on a

rampage caller you know that is so

negative

the mummies have appeared on our planet

for a reason they're part of the earth

in tune with the waters

primeval rough water ahead hang

on he has

[Music]

rapies that really makes my water

cool

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

Moon changes

again will be living hail that's it head

for the mall I would if I could see the

street go down way I smell chili

fries skating that

[Applause]

way thought you could make me look like

a

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

Granda I

you and me

[Music]

both we must not fear them we must join

them uh thank you caller let's see if

our next caller

is the attack has

[Music]

begun True Believer yes who are you I'm

calling into your show did you have your

phone near the radio cool huh guess what

True Believer I saw those mummies in the

park with my mom uh guys I think I'll

pass on the desert Prince thing for now

but thanks

anyway hello mummies you can save me

anytime now oh over really anytime over

beat me up Scotty

anybody come on

guys back off desert

dork way to hey

no do not hurt the

[Music]

[Music]

woman give me the boy he must pay for

what his grandfather did to me I need

him

alive with the strength

of

[Music]

don't lose the boy the rest of you stop

them

[Music]

call off your monsters Scarab fool they

aren't

mine don't drop him

no

Arman R we must save the prince

coming then again maybe

not you got any evidence no blasted kids

I got evidence man you do yeah the dudes

played a club in Chinatown they rock man

got it on

tap ladies and gentlemen the uh

mummies

boo you dare talk to us I think they

expect us to play

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

something we were on this boat and we

had we had to jump out and well we got

really wet we we just wanted to go

home uh this guy threw hot dogs at us

and we gobbled them down but we knew we

were walking in the wrong part of town I

I tried to take the bus and wouldn't you

know these two puns tried to grab me but

I gave them a show so we ran down this

alley and into the door and man I got to

tell you this ain't no fun no more boy

we're having trouble home tonight

everywhere we go we get into a fight

we're tired and hungry and a

terrible boy we're having trouble

getting

[Music]

home so so no living band plays like

like that man I hope the next caller has

something better than that uh I uh

kissed one what well she came into my

store and into my

life I the ship of calm in stormy seas

I'm the ship of calm in stormy

seas yes this should do it this is

definitely the

[Music]

one oh oh mister I am so sorry oh please

no miss it was my fault everything's

always my fault believe

me oh dear I'm allergic to

wool oh you poor soul here here let me

help

[Music]

you Pardon Me Miss but you've been so

kind could I buy you a cup of coffee

sometime perhaps you're asking me out no

I'm sorry I I hope I didn't offend you

you oh no no no no no you you didn't I I

just um don't drink coffee here maybe we

could watch a sunset together sometime

from here how about

Friday

sh

[Music]

whates What the the strength of

[Music]

rock stay

there this isn't happening this isn't

happening where strength the

[Music]

th

[Music]

[Music]

so you did track down the mummy's valley

puny human where is the boy Prince I

want his

soul

[Music]

soul

chabes have you destroyed the

mummies huh

[Music]

what what have you

done you will pay for helping

them leave him alone he means nothing to

you but he seems to mean something to

you back away Scarab

you order

[Music]

me

no give me one good shot at Scarab we

can't risk this man's life wrath get us

out of here

understood I wish I'd never met him

I don't vixs hi I didn't know you knew

my name after what you've been through

I'm afraid the whole city does sorry oh

don't worry I'll be okay it was worth it

to meet

you thank you for

that no wait wait please

wait

that's that's beautiful yes and I hope

my story will convince you and others to

stop efforts like this show that invade

their privacy they haven't hurt anybody

let them live in

peace yeah you're right mummies have

consumed every waking hour of my life

for the last year I've had good times in

bad trying to prove that there are

mummies alive but now it's time for me

to say

[Music]

[Music]

goodbye a little boy Nam prle found a

secret out this year that he was once a

pharaoh when Egyptians ruled the world

and now some sorcerer named Scarab tries

to get him day and night but Presley has

more Guardians to protect his very

life 5 BC has the M protection for the

new rap SE the they're hanging by The

Frisco Bay the M Protectors of the world

[Applause]

today he from 1545 BC he protection for

the he they're hanging by the Western

Gat they're going to sa the world today

the Egyptian way the RO is alive