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01x34 - Honey, I Shrunk the Mummies

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Mummies Alive!". Aired: September 15 – November 25, 1997.*
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In ancient Egypt, an evil sorcerer named Scarab kills the pharaoh's son, Prince Rapses, to become immortal.

01x34 - Honey, I Shrunk the Mummies

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a little boy Nam press me found his

secret out this year that he was once a

pharaoh when Egyptians ruled the world

and have scar tries to get him day and

night but as Guardians to protect

hisc

are hanging by the

crystal of the world

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today

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it is easier to hit a sprinting boar

with a spear at 50 Paces don't sweat it

jall golf takes practice next time try

swiveling your

hips be still my

heart well I got to get going remember

the hips to call bye guys bye

cot you're taking this whole miniature

golf thing way too seriously toal I wish

to be prepared the Young Prince told me

that most of the modern world's great

decisions are made by powerful men and

women while holding these gaming

sticks if you practice enough maybe

Presley will teach you fullsize

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golf him do you mind a no how's the

translation

coming oh not on it was going well until

you decided to drop

in oh sorry the symbols were ancient

even during our time these are

incantations that invoke the power of

this Talisman looks kind of like a

bug it may be small but if I can unlock

its Secrets it would be a powerful

weapon in the struggle against Scarab is

this one of their incantations yes the

pictures translate as by the spirit that

guides us all make me as the beatle

strong but when I say it nothing

happens I got it it says by the spirit

that guides us all make me as a beetle

small who'd want

that I'm

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on what

happened you okay ralth no you had to

open your big

mouth it appears that we've been

transported

somewhere here's a big version of that

Beetle of yours where's everybody else

it appears they weren't brought here so

it's just you and me must be my lucky

day wrath Arman you know what happened I

have an idea the magical Talisman I've

been studying was activated it brought

us here this is an exact replica H it

must be some kind of portal can it send

us back it stands to reason but I'm not

sure how if anyone can figure it out you

can I'm going to scout around get a

sense of our

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surroundings with the bre the

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raw no it cannot

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be what's wrong we we haven't gone

anywhere what are you talking about

clearly we've we're in the Sphinx we

haven't been transported anywhere we've

just

shrunk nice going wrath you spoke the

incantation

it was your Talisman what

incantation H I um I may have made an

error in the translation enlarged I see

that the image denotes size of a beetle

instead of strength it's a common

mistake don't worry wrath we'll simply

wait until the spell wears off well um

that could be a long time how long the

fine print says oh two three centuries

oh great the Young Prince will be well

protected by bodyguards the size of

c*ck we have more immediate

problems at this size we can't open our

sarcophagy he's right we can't recharge

there are other incantations on the

telisman scroll in the museum which

might make us larger but you need the

Talisman to make them work so we either

walk all the way over there find the

scroll and then come all the way back at

this size it'll be like miles or we

carry the talsman with us and you use it

there what's everybody looking at me for

I can't carry that thing by myself hey

guys back I forgot my library CL guys

jakal neptina

the prince with his help getting into

the museum will be easy as bread we must

get his attention hurry where'd they go

it's only been 15 minutes don't suppose

they mind if I grabbed a drink with the

strength of r

Ries it is Ja call stupid

bugs young friends hey hey it's

me so great wo

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Young Prince we must get his attention

do whatever it

takes sorry kid this is going to hurt me

more than it hurts

you down

here down

here

uh-oh that hurt look here Prince he

uh-oh

they must have gone to bed

early say hi to the guys for

me don't just sit there rra get me out

of

here now where did we leave the Talisman

that

way nice sacred

Kitty

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great she thinks we're lunch don't

everyone rush to save me at once we must

show cotti that we are her Masters good

luck back

Simba hey it's your old buddy Arman you

know the one who feeds you you're

welcome cotti do not toy with your mouth

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ERS good sacred

Kitty let's ride her she almost ate me

well now you know how your food feels

nefertina is right we can ride kotti

into the museum and get to the scroll in

minutes she could carry the Talisman too

I am not riding a

cat

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come on girl

left oh

no I told you this was a bad

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I so much for plan a come let us not

waste

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time

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if you wanted to take a break why didn't

you just say so yeah what's the big idea

Arman look at the size of that thing

have you ever seen anything more

beautiful in your entire life

you know I am kind of hungry oh no

absolutely not we are not stopping for

snacks and that is

final why do I let you people talk me

into these things I've almost got it

just a couple more inches well not

inches really cuz we're tiny now

but would you please hurry

up um I'm on I think you should come

down now would you give it a rest wrath

just a second it'll all be over that's

what I'm afraid

of look

out R are you all right yes disgusted

but unharmed now where is jakal help I'm

C hang on help I'm coming with the

strength of

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raw Hermon ja

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call the talsman say now what's this do

hickey migger doing here I'd best to at

this gets back where it belongs great

now we've got to walk all the way back

find the Talisman and Arman and jaal and

then no we keep going what why we're

close to the Scrolls now it'll be easier

to copy the incantation first and then

go find the Talisman what about Arman

and jakal until we reverse the spell

there was little we can do to help them

we'll have to hope they can manage on

their

own stupid cleaning person pass them off

the floors never mind there's D bunnies

under here the size of a

chariot neptina just back away

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slowly oh this just keeps getting better

and

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better

hey slow down will you what could be so

important at the Museum this time of

night what is it

cotti are the mummies and

trp I learned one thing from this

experience watch that we got to get a

hot tub for the Sphinx this feels

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great

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yeah trying to get the jump on Old

Charlie HH but you never Take Me Alive

you rotten little Presley thunderation

boy you should not have sneak up on an

Old Navy man like that what you doing

here anyway uh my mom sent me to get

something from her office well grab a

sponge boy neither one of us are going

anywhere until this mess is cleaned

up rapies huh Young Prince over here

what the heck happened to you

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guys huh

so the Navy huh so like what did you do

there Presley if I told you I'd have to

k*ll

you it's just kitten son now where is

that old dog Murdoch

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Murdock careful that they can sense fear

thanks for the advice can they sense

intense

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annoying

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Nea that seems to have gotten its

attention great I'll just stand here

cracking my whip all night perhaps not

see if you can back it up a few

Paces little more

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excellent

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at last the document

chamber so where's this scroll why it's

right over there oh my it seemed closer

the last time we were here how the heck

are we going to get up there we can't

climb that thing not to worry I have a

[Music]

plan so then that old boy says I don't

think you can mail a duck and I says to

him well sure you can you just got to

put the stamps on the bill there and you

have a hard time find the scroll and

then come all the way back but you need

the Talisman to make them work and

that's how he came to be in the bucket I

only hope the others are all right we

have to get you guys out of here no

sorry boy some dang bug flying around in

here so anyway like I was saying we

wasn't about to pay full price for that

woodchuck but he said it was a grade a

woodchuck and I says I don't care what

grade he got him but then that boy was

downright crazy if you asked me because

he asked me how much would a woodchuck

of a woodchuck woodchuck wood and I said

well would what what yeah when I told

him I told him and and that's what

happened uh Charlie is that really an

autographed picture of Mike Connor TV's

manx oh yeah Mike yeah he's a good guy

that Mike I first met Mike in 56 or was

it uh 65 oh no 62 I remember cuz that

was when me and Larry met cjack but but

that's another story and so Mike says to

me he says well that's not an hard joke

he

says so we jump off this statue fly

across the room on a paper bird and let

go when we get to the scroll that's your

plan well a close approximation well I'm

glad to see you thought this out oh just

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jump

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there you see I told you it would

work wa mad dog at 12:00 lean Li

Li

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The Winds of Fate are with us more like

the central heating system of Fate

sounds like they came from the document

room I better go check on that doohickey

we can't Glide around here all night

sooner or later that hellhound is going

to get us perhaps not

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look

all right sacred Kitty quickly let's

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land excellent my friends quickly the

incantation to make us

big well a difficult translation not the

way I would have phrased it come on

wrath it's nearly done yes that's it

hold on to your rappings everyone uh no

Charlie you put the Talisman back in the

case remember right after I got here hey

did you really meet Mike Connors huh

quiet boy if anything happens to that

doohickey it'll be my

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hide well sure enough it's right where

it belongs I guess you were right huh

I'm a better you than I

thought

murog where is that dog

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murog man I must have walked 40 scale

miles tonight I'm dead on my feet

uh no pun intended I'd better put those

incantations away they've caused enough

Mischief where's our man surely he is as

tired as we are I think he went to get a

snack for some reason he wanted the

magic

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Talis

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uhoh about that shrinking

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incantation

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[Music]

a little boy Nam Presley found his

secret out this year that he was once a

pharaoh when Egyptians ruled the world

and now some sorcerer named Scarab tries

to get him day and night but Presley has

for Guardians to protect his very

life2

the protction for the new R SE the

they're hanging by the fris bay the

Protectors of the world

[Applause]

today he has from 1545 BC he protection

for the te he they hanging by the

Western gate they're going to save the

world today the Egyptian way the the is

alive