01x29 - Monster Truck Mania

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A little boy name impressed me found a

secret house this year that he was once

a pharaoh when Egyptians ruled the world

and now tries to get up day and night

but he has more guardians to protect his

very life. has a money

25 by the

crystal of the world

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today. He has the

money. They're going to take the world

today way the world is

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alive. Honestly, they don't make demon

spirits like they used to. A chariot

sacrifice.

In my day, villages begged for the

honor.

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Look out, folks. It's the demonator.

Just part of the eye popping here at

Monster Truck Mania.

Yo, going down here.

Jory, all out. Now entering the stadium.

The main event. The most carous monster

truck of the century. Whoa, doggies.

Look at that beast.

Beasts, monsters, doggies. We never

should have brought the young prince to

this dangerous place. Don't worry,

Jakal. This race driver friend of his

will make sure he's safe.

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This is so cool, Bubba. Glad you like

it, Press. Little Bubba told me to tell

you, "Hey,

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the boy helped paint the blood stains on

the teeth." I bet you're going to win

today, Bubba. I hope that prize money is

my ticket to Memphis. Little Bubba's

back there with his mama now. You know

how it is. Yeah, I do. How about a test

drive? You kidding? Let's go.

Hang on your cookies. Here we go.

That poor beast must be dying a slow and

most painful death. Or it could just be

the timing needs adjustment.

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Hey, who's a gorgeous grease monkey?

Press monkey? Maybe there's a slight

resemblance, but

actually she's my cousin. They're all my

cousins. Uh, distant cousins. And this

is my old buddy, Bubba. Turn her over,

Bubba. Maybe we can smooth her out.

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How'd you do that, gorgeous talent?

Well, take this rag and wipe those

talented hands. Then you and I should go

for a little spin.

Hey, what's wrong? Huh?

Bubba, Bubba, speak to me. All officer

trucks, report to the staging area. The

rally begins in 2 minutes. Oh my gosh.

What are we going to do? Bubba has to

win this race. I don't think he can

drive right now. No, but I can. Perfect.

Come on, we have to hurry.

We

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tell me again why we're doing this. If

Bubba doesn't win the prize money, then

he can't go visit his son. And if he's

not in the truck when it crosses the

finish line, then he can't win. Relax,

Jakal. It's going to be okay. And with

this crew, there's no way Bubba can

lose. Right, Bubba?

It seems a simple enough

course.

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What I can't see

Sorry. Beans for lunch. Someone wrote

down a window. I'm thirsty.

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Gibb, mighty spirit of the earth, wants

to take his mud bath in peace.

I believe we're on the correct course at

last, Nepatina. Really? So, where are

all the other trucks, oh, wise one?

There they are.

Ah, and here we are. Turn right now.

Remember, you asked for it, hot

shot. That's more like it. Do your

magic, my precious mud.

Stinking

bird. Now leave me

alone.

Everyone kept won't be so nice next

time.

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We got to catch up. Nefertina, go

faster. You just said the secret words.

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Sorry about you missing the monster

truck rally today, Bob.

Work is work. Well, maybe this will make

you feel better.

Donuts. Joe, what a pal.

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Oo, I love

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mooseies. Who dares disturb them

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again? Go away.

Now the

medic. I just want a little rest and

relaxation. Is that too much to

ask? That's better.

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That's it. No more Mr. Nice Ke. The next

thing that disturbs me, I will destroy.

I'm waiting, Rat. Where too? Patience,

Nefertitina. Hasteful reflections make

wasteful directions. What? Let me see

that wrap.

It's upside down, Rap. Well, of course I

was compensating for that. Now go right.

Good call, Rat.

I meant hit the next corner. Uh-oh.

We've got more trouble. I think Bubba's

waking up. That's not trouble, Presley.

That's trouble.

It's Kevin. And man, does he look mad.

Why can't you all just leave me alone

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now? G will destroy you. Bubba, nap time

is over. Let's go.

Let's go, Bubba. Get away. Leave me

alone. I'm out of here.

Hey, go

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back. I said leave me alone.

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What was that? Well, it appears that

Gibb's mud contains a rejuvenating

elixir that imbuss life into inanimate

objects. The mud gave the truck life?

Isn't that what I said? That's

it. I'm going to have to hurt someone.

Wait, Almighty Keb, ruler of the earth,

greatest and most powerful spirit of

all. You forgot most handsomest and Oh,

yeah. Most smartest, right? Um, may I

speak? No talking. I want quiet.

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You're uh sure it's okay if I leave

here, Joe? Oh, I'm sure. I don't want to

listen to you whine about that monster

truck rally another minute. Go have fun.

I'll call you and tell you who won. Oh,

yeah. You do that. Monster trucks.

Where's the excitement in that?

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No

more. No more bothering

camp.

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Heat. Heat.

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Nice save. You're welcome.

Whoa.

He's too strong. I can't hold him.

Mighty one, stop. Think you don't want

revenge. You want relaxation.

Right.

Relaxation. But nobody will let me

relax.

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GB, please let us help. Allow us to

track down those horrible monster trucks

for you.

Okay, you help, Gab and Gab let you

live. The most equitable arrangement.

Gibb, how do we transform those

creatures back to their previous forms?

Beats me. Gibb is all powerful, not all

knowing. Look out.

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Hang on, President. We're coming.

Calm down, baby. No one's trying to hurt

you.

Hey, stop. You can hurt the friend.

Stay with him, Nepertina. I'll go for

more help. Hey, Joe. Hey, it's Bob. So

far, I haven't seen a single monster

truck here at the stadium. Hope you're

having more fun than me. Joe, everything

okay there?

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Yeah, great.

Baby, settle down. Tina's going to make

it all better.

That's it. That's it, baby. Settle down.

Good fella.

We must hurry. Nefertina could be in

trouble.

So, who wants to help me pop the hood?

All right.

Bubba, you have to get Bubba out.

I'm sorry, my prince. It appears that

Bubba is part of the shark breath now.

Change him back, Jakal. We will, your

highness. I promise. And just how do you

propose we go about doing that, Jakal? I

don't know yet. Well, you'd best figure

it out soon. If those vicious beasts

find their way back to the crowded

stadium, well, they could do some

serious harm. So, what are we waiting

for?

Let's go kick some tut.

There they are.

Let us separate and round them up.

That

beast. Not so tough now, are you?

Okay. So, maybe you are a little

You catch more bears with honey than

with salt.

Okay, big guy. Come and get

it. Here he

comes. Here he

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comes. Come, trusty steed. They're all

dragons to be slain. Charge.

Run away. Run away. Um, well said,

young. Come on, my little beauty.

There's nothing to be afraid

of again.

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So, that's the secret. I'd better hurry.

Please, mighty one, you must help us.

Why should I? No one's bothered me for

hours. True. Until I arrived.

So, go away. I will go, but others will

come. Unless Unless

Well, you could move the river and block

the entrance to your woods. H block the

entrance. That might

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work. Where is he?

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Bubba, are you all right? Uh, I think

so. Where am I? You're in the lead.

Well, what are we standing here for?

Let's win the race.

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Congratulations to Bubba Baxter and his

almighty shark, today's vape winners.

Yeah, Bubba, I knew you could do it.

Cool trophy, Bubba. I want you to have

it. You and my good luck charm pres.

Hey, thanks. You say hey to little Bubba

for me, will you? You bet. Bye,

Pres. Are you all right? Yeah. Little

Bubba sure is lucky to have a great dad

like that.

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What a race.

What happened?

You know, Bob, I could tell you, but I'm

not even sure I believe it.

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A little boy named Presley found a

secret out this year that he was once a

pharaoh when Egyptians ruled the world.

And now some sorcerers named Scarum

tries to get him day and night. But

Presley asked for guardians to protect

his very life. He has a 1525 BC. He has

a protection for the new.

They're hanging by the Frisco Bennett.

He has protectors of the world today.

No.

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He has the from 1525 BC

protection for the pharaoh. He has the

mummies. They're hanging by the western

gate. He has the mummies. They're going

to save the world today. The Egyptian

way.