01x13 - Never Kiss an Empress

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little armad two centuries ago little

armados the Star

ofo Master of harmonies beautiful

Melodies operas and Symphonies each one

of

Masterpiece however there's an envious

arrival trying to put in your

way but he'll always end up failing

whenever you begin to

play and when we hear your magic music

all Sorrows Fly

Away Little your music and your sound

little they make the world go round no

matter what will be with your fantasy

you'll make it finally CU music is the

key

never kiss an

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empress we've been here in Vienna for 2

weeks already I wonder when we will

receive an invitation from the empress

to play at the court but Papa the

empress loves our music she already

heard us playing in the harbor I'm sure

she'll call for us soon one moment

please here Mozart what can I do for you

landlord well um the second week's over

it's time to pay for your accommodation

sir well I'm afraid it will take me a

few days to pay you yes yes everybody

will only be able to pay in a few days I

will have starved to death by

then but we have good references from

the Imperial Court I'll be playing there

for the empress playing music I see but

how it we don't have an

invitation anyway if you haven't paid by

12:00 midday I will have to ask you to

leave my house I'm very sorry about this

sir very s how am I supposed to get the

money in just 3 hours P there's nothing

to interest us

here I'd better go and ask at court

about the

audition you go upstairs to your mother

Amadeus good luck Papa

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didn't I tell you they are cheats who

never pay their bills the empress will

never lay I on them

ever but what if they what a

recommendation that would be I could

change the name of this place from the

white Ox into the Imperial

Ox what a stupid man or maybe the

Imperial

Empress come here

in good day Mr postmaster head

postmaster Mr head post my name is leopo

Mozart I'm trying to trace the

whereabouts of a letter of

recommendation for the

empress what do you think hundreds of

letters of recommendation petitions and

inquiries are delivered here every week

do you think they're answered right away

of course not I just thought have

patience sir sooner or later you'll get

an answer

have a nice

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day there you are you oh so important

letter of recommendation well done my

friend you've done your empress a good

turn with this I just hope

so I told you they are a lot of crafty

swindlers they sneak into the court and

pass themselves off as musicians the

little boy play some simple tunes on the

piano while everybody is listening the

others steal everything that's not

screwed to the floor I should have

arrested the man right

away oh what a

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day

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hey and Maria Nano Amad deos oh my

goodness where are you going oh papa oh

Leopold I'm so glad you're back does it

mean the landlord has really thrown us

out Papa do you remember my friends here

yes of course I do you were playing

music with them on the streets the other

day that's right Tom and Jamie they're

just the people we need now you can stay

at our place overnight that's very

friendly of you I don't know how we

still owe your family a favor thank you

that's really nice oh leapold

don't worry Anamaria we will get through

this

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somehow have a good journey home it

seems it will become a great day for us

after

all now start reading the letter from

the

Archbishop my dear highly esteemed Leave

Out All the title tattle well

um ah here I just wanted to ask you if

the Mozart family which I recommended to

you as a highly talented group of

musicians have already performed for you

just a minute the

mozarts yes oh my goodness they should

have got in touch with us long ago Mr

secretary your Excellency secretary uh

go and get the head postmaster right

away right away

certainly that's our place over there

down the

stairs hello Grandma do you remember our

friend

Amadeus of course I do oh my goodness

quick har do come oh ponro everybody is

so sad I think you and I should do

something about it come on I'm a dance

where are you going tell you

later I'm a deos please don't do

anything

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stupid hey papa be

careful hey bu

girl I only have two ideas I better

forget the first one nobody need Street

musicians in this weather so here's the

second idea we must meet the empress

right

away your

majesty haven't you received a letter of

recommendation about the Mozart family

uh yes I have but but what I'm extremely

sorry but I've been told the Mozart

family were a bunch of swindlers I see

swindlers the

mozarts secretarias are you completely

out of your mind of course not no it was

all a terrible mistake your

majesty you know what this means for you

yes I know standing Garden

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sh thank you for letting us stay

overnight you're welcome this way we

have two more strong arms to help Tom

with the coal

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Nana please tell your father and Tom

that I have some hot tea ready fine

that's just what they need right

now Papa Tea's ready

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M what what can I do to make the empress

invite us what do you propose

ppro good

idea Hal who goes there Amadeus Mozart

password the password is raindrops

that's today's password you're wrong

today's password is vien

mange H oh raindrops is for tomorrow he

already knows the password for tomorrow

and where do you want to go to the the

Empress of course but she's not in I'm

afraid the Imperial coach is already on

its way to the Opera House the opera

house thanks if this is true I'll tell

you the password for the day after

tomorrow tomorrow that would be

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nice P be a good dog and wait for me

here I won't beong hey just a minute who

are you Amadeus Mozart temporary help

who's temporary help second violin

second violin a young whipper snapper

like you don't insult me please not

everybody can be as big as you are but

anybody can say he's a

substitute he's a Hungarian Chun my home

land beautiful oh I think I should

travel to Budapest once in a while oh

hurry

hurry oh today of all days the Imperial

family will be here that means I'm on

the right

track quick quick careful with the

decoration ah I'm a nervous wreck the

curtain the curtain raise the curtain

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everybody take your seats

please hello brother dear have you heard

of this musical wund Kint who's been in

Vienna for some days what do you mean

wunderkin a boy he can play the piano

like an angel mother's thinking of

inviting him to sha prun for a

performance and if the boy is good he

will be swamped with invitations and

money mother has always been keen on new

Tal

where is she by the way home in the

palace busy as usual and then all that

raining and then the

music oh dear the empress isn't here

what shall I do now I think it's going

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well Uncle what now now we have all the

time in the world the mozarts are on

their way back to zburg and after a

substantial breakfast tomorrow morning

we should meet the

empress these clothes are of no use now

they

Papa amadas it was so fantastic the

music and the costumes and I was

backstage and IDI sang so wonderfully

and in the second act I'm a where have

you been at the Opera of course at the

Opera Opera yes but unfortunately the

empress wasn't there but her sons were

and do you know what they were

saying they said the empress is going to

invite a great piano player to the

castle I'd like to hear this man oh

amadas I'm absolutely sure they meant

you

me no it's too late for that now but ah

now that we're invited it hasn't

happened yet amados and we don't have

enough money to wait until then and take

a look at our clothes we can't meet the

empress wearing these Rags but stop it

we will all travel back to salsburg

tomorrow morning

hurry up I have to

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go I love these solid

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be but it's only half cooked better half

cooked than nothing at all will you stop

complaining let's drink a toast the

Mozart are out of the way all I have to

do now is EXP explain to the Archbishop

who the true artist from zburg is it is

M where are the mozarts landlord her

Imperial Excellency Empress Maria

Theresa is pleased to invite the Mozart

family to shun Castle the family will be

picked up tomorrow at

3:00 oh there's only one thing I can do

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what a fool I am I kicked him out I knew

something like this would happen oh I

wish I had excuse me sir what do you

want ha Mozart asked me to tell you that

he will pay his bill right after he gets

back to Saltsburg what Saltsburg he's

leaving Vienna where can I find him the

mozarts are already on their way to

Saltsburg oh no wait a moment

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H this is the last time I'm falling for

your schemes I know where the Barts are

right

now come with me we'll take the

coach I don't believe it hurry up

luckily we have plan

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B and this is our man unle yes it cost

me a lot of money to convince him Clen

be as in bribery and he really won't let

the mozarts in exactly and we'll be

sitting here in the front row watching

everything Changing of the Guard what

The Changing of the Guard he's being

replaced it was all in vain oh Uncle not

again we need to come up with something

else and quickly hey wait can you

imagine standing guard for a while what

ah I understand

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but everything would have worked out I

don't want to hear about it there there

they are hot hello

wait you are invited by the

impress you look a little strange

somehow Uncle it looks a little strange

Papa and you my boy look even stranger

thank you so much for the clothes much

as I would like to Dear landlord but I

can't appear like this at

court well uh the coach is here her

Mozart so we have to go there as we are

may I ask you a little favor my boy I

wonder if you could bring me a little

souvenir for from shun Brun Castle you

but a while ago you kicked us out yes

yes I know and I'm very sorry about that

but you will find me very grateful what

does that mean well maybe your debts

won't be debts anymore if you know what

I mean

good

Hey listen everybody everybody the

Imperial coaches will be arriving here

soon they are carrying some musicians to

the empress just let them pass just let

them pass yes

sir musicians just let them

pause let them

pause pass pass pass pass pass pass pass

pass

B hey stop stop immediately come back oh

what are you doing there how dare you

try to stop an imperial

cach I could swear that was dilus that's

impossible Son by the way it's Mr dilus

Amadeus one two one two one two 1 2 1 2

1 2 1 2 1 2

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oh papa look at the piano may I are you

out of your mind son we must be

introduced to the Imperial Family

First The Mozart

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family well it's nice to see you again

you've already become the torque of the

town here in

Vienna may I please

M come

on

yes 1 two one two one 2 one two one two

one

two look at that I call that Divine

luck all that matching I feel

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sick sh dear friends I would like to

propose an interesting experiment If

this boy really is the genius people

make him out to be we should let him

play the piano blindfolded

oh ooh I'm frightened in the dark all

right go ahead then and now start

playing young

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man and and

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this what a little rascal now I

understand why he's become the Talk of

the

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Town my dear child the law doesn't

permit girls to play music in public but

here we are Entre new so to speak

is this the Imperial reward if nanal

gets a kiss and I want one

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too my deest you've never had such an

admir

before unbelievable how dare he who does

he think he is the empress hiding behind

his music just a moment I want to hear

what this man has to say now speak and

do tell us what's on your mind stealing

kisses you can't just kiss an empress I

I I I'm sorry I forgot myself my name is

lorenzio Deus I am the private Secretary

of the Archbishop of zburg

and I know this

man I am

oh I know this man too and he's a friend

of our family isn't that so Mr dilus you

are a

friend he works too much he's often

terribly nervous if I was secretary to

the Archbishop I would be

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too well then we should do something to

calm him down guards take care of him

you know what I mean and Now ladies and

gentleman may I ask everybody to a py

bouet help yourselves now

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everyone I'd like to give this young

gentleman over there a present please

bring me a new napkin that's really nice

of you this will help help with what

that's a long story maybe I'll tell you

later thank you very much you are a

really nice princess thank

you stand to attention you two get a

move on don't jerk about so much please

oh that nasty brat got me into a real

fix me a friend of the

family you brought the trouble on

yourself you can call yourself lucky

they wanted to humiliate me but just you

wait I'll get even with him

somehow oh and by the way aren't you

missing anyone oh yes oh dear Mario I

have forgotten him where is my nephew

I'm sure he'll be eating something

somewhere hey where did you put the POR

r

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oh the Mozart

family landlord I want to talk with you

about the bill no more debts you're my

guests my personal guests well who could

say no to that and did you bring

something with you just a little

something

oh did you

now now I can prove to everybody that

guests of the EMP have stayed here oh

bless you my boy what can I say the

short reckonings make long

friends welcome to Monty's world he is

smart and evil welcome to Monty's world

he is small but he will show you all how

he stands tall there's much to discover

with

mon hello children that's how big cities

look today from a distance but there

were not such high houses in the old

days and there were not so many of

them in amadio times the cities looked

more like that from afar here we have

Vienna for example the capital city of

Austria in those days it was one of

Europe's most important

cities many famous people came to visit

the empress in her

castle but there were also quarters for

the AUD AR

people most of all I like the Vienna of

that time by

night and this church here is very

famous it's called the Stefan stor and

you can still find

it that was it for today bye says

Monty there is more music and fun with

little amados and his friends on our

website little Das

os.com little two centuries ago little

armados the Star

ofo Master of harmonies beautiful

melonies of Symphonies each one a

masterpiece however there's an envious

arrival trying to put traps in your

way but he'll always end up failing

whenever you begin to

play and when we hear your magic music

all Sorrows Fly

Away Little armad your music and your

sound little armad they make the world

go round no matter what will be with

your fantasy you'll make it finally C's

music is the key