03x03 - Odyssey of the Twelfth Talisman

[bunniefuu]

give me a break

look out

fear not Ranger

our billion magician thief

Cavalier and Krabat

why there that was Benja the force of

evil

I am Dungeon Master you guide in the

realm of Dungeons and Dragons

oh here she comes

this'll never work

I don't care if Dungeon Master did tell

us to find that stupid bone of Shasta

goal of Astra Eric yeah that

hey Diana

I saw it but I don't believe it

yeah it worked all right Eric

way to go I'm sorry we ever doubted you

yeah way to go Eric you see you see the

lure presto

if you please thank you I don't know

Eric they set an awful man

he'll hussy Aussie Aussie

tarek you just had another great idea

you

I say we stop running and fight too many

Bobby fighting will only make them mad

you mean man air-ground camels let's see

what you got hey we've got no time for

heroics Bobby I'm never gonna find any

food out here

what's this okay okay maybe six loaves

of bread is too much

surely this talisman is worth five

loaves no no even if my people could

spare it five rolls is too many go leave

us go back to your people we have no

room for you here thanks a lot

and you can keep your old bread

stop him that boy is an evil wizard huh

ah wait I didn't do anything

you'll must destroy him before he

returns to destroy care 1 anymore we got

a fight about time

some cover you guys are

all right now that's what I call a

weapon that's what I call rude listen

hotshot next time be more careful who

you crashing into car Eric he did save

your life

what oh he did didn't he Thanks don't

mention it

don't worry I won't so Eric who's your

new friend friend friend I don't see any

friend

are you kidding you mean this guy has

friends

sure us boy you and that weapon sure

showed up at the right time

uh uh names Lauren that's easy to

remember

rhymes with corn listen Lauren what you

say you come along with us

well I hey what do you say guys is

Lauren in whoopee all right come on

let's find a campsite before nightfall

huh well hello Sleeping Beauty it's nice

to know somebody kept warm last night

hmm

morning thanks for the loan of the Cape

fancy pants

speaking of fancy I'm simply dying to

know the name of your tailor oh yeah

maybe you could sell your mouth shut if

you ever get your foot out of it here we

go again

I don't believe last night six straight

hours of put-downs those guys ought to

take their act on the road hmm you'd

think they were identical twins

you mean identical twins yeah yeah

that's all we need to Eric's

listen Lauren old buddy I hate to tell

you this but if my parents even

suspected I was like you they'd

disinherit both of us I wouldn't know I

don't have any parents huh Oh oh hey I I

didn't know come on we better get moving

we've got to find Dungeon Master's stone

of Astra stole the basket how we

supposed to find it anyway dungeon

master never even told us what it looks

like

I'm so hungry I could eat I could eat

one of those now listen I'll go flush

the little wipes it out of the bush and

when it runs out you get it got it got

it good Dungeon Master what are you

doing with our lunch oh I mean we were

just taking a lunch break well what I

mean is we really are working hard to

find your to find that stone of Astra

yeah that mine

calm yourself cavalier you have already

fulfilled the first part of your mission

oh yeah

well you can take your with it yes but

soon the stone of Astra will have to be

destroyed and it's chain of terror

broken then and only then will one among

you find home I know of your despair boy

but loneliness cannot be overcome by the

use of this deadly and dangerous weapon

your strength will be found in weakness

destroy the talisman what no way forget

it

we need a Dungeon Master you got to be

kidding

yeah with with Lauren's weapon we're

invincible

on the contrary cavalier the boys weapon

protects only him all others who stay

close to him are in terrible danger from

evil ones who desire his weapon for

themselves what are you talking about

Lorne's the best thing to come along

since it since we got stuck in

stupid realm then you know it huh coward

look I say we've got Lorne and the best

weapon in the whole realm and if anybody

out there wants to try and take it away

just step right up and give it your best

shot

powers of the 12 evil talismans here

comes some more look ow

don't worry I'll handle this

Thanks making it worse Hey

but he's got this thing

did you see that Eric your wiseguy

friend almost got you nice quashed my

friend

listen Lauren give us a head start next

time you want to use us for target

practice okay but I dungeon master was

right Lauren that weapon is dangerous if

you want to stay with us you'll have to

get rid of it

listen kid dump the necklace okay

otherwise if we need any help we'll

remember not to call you oh yeah well if

you need any help I'll remember not to

know you Hey

suits me fine kiddo why don't you just

run along and try facing the realm on

your own I've been doing just that all

my life Eric until I got this weapon

it's mine and I'm keeping it I don't

have to run from anybody anymore and I

don't need anybody either including you

is that so well then get lost pal and

take that lousy piece of costume jewelry

with you alright

kind of hard on a more cherrick me now

who needs the little wiseguy anyway

not to mention that jinxed weapon of his

fish sure don't worry Eric he'll do fine

out there all alone no parents no

friends not even anybody to talk to yeah

huh yeah it is getting kind of dark you

think you think lawn will find a place

to sleep I mean you know before it gets

dark

who knows but then who cares right Eric

I think we should camp here for tonight

and Eric um you can go after Lauren and

bring him back I mean if you want to

yeah well not that I really care mind

you but I guess I might as well go take

a look you know just in case the creep

trips over a dragon or falls over his

own speeder

I don't get it why is Eric going after

it yeah well you wouldn't admit it in a

million years Bobby but I think Eric's

going after the first real friend he's

found in a long long time

Oh Eric I knew it was you

sure you did look um I'm sorry about

well I mean listen if you want to come

back with us it's okay

except huh what except for one minor

problem what's that I'm totally lost

oh that's great Eric the Explorer lost

in the wilderness oh yeah well if I

wasn't so great at getting lost I never

would have found you would I

boy you a shave are you kidding

I'm just huffing and puffing to make you

feel at home

squirt Eric look alright somebody down

there's got to know where we are

come on let's let's go wait a minute

Eric there's something you should know

about those people don't worry just let

me do the talking

any sign of them yet no well give them

another five minutes and then we'll go

look for them

they're probably okay I mean what kind

of trouble could they get into where's

your warrant I want to see my lawyer I

wanna make a phone call the widget has

returned with one of his own kind wizard

are you nuts

I'm too smart to be a wizard and he's

too dumb

we just want directions why did you come

back here wizard wait can't you see

they're only boys not so woman they're

wizards pretending to be boys they have

returned to destroy us

did you see that

hey now here's a guy who knows how to

get around sort of I have come for the

tennis Minh a talisman boy and I shall

destroy them all

give me the stone of a stir Ted the

stone of Astra you need Lauren had it

all along don't get it to him Lord don't

get it to him I'm not gonna give it to

you and there's nothing you can do to

make me give it to him Lord give it to

him but but I'll be powerless yeah give

him the star-lord or I'm gonna be roast

Cavalier on the half shield

hold it right there pal give me the

talisman and I will release your friends

take it then

it's dungeon b*stards all right

good going Lord I knew you wouldn't let

your old buddy down yeah sure

spare me Dungeon Master I have harmed no

one

I merely wanted the stone of Astra the

12th talisman then take it Kolak have

you not searched a lifetime for it take

it but he warned evil will hound you to

the end of your life as it has every

possessor of the 12th talisman including

the boy take it or break its timeless

chain of terror and destroy it

the choice is yours such as you have no

need of the talisman : give it to me if

fender gets hold of that thing we're in

big trouble no venture the journey of

the 12th talisman has come to an end you

try my patience too often don't you

master this will be the last time you

heard what dungeon master said venture

why don't you just forget about it

take the talisman : taste its power the

future you desire so desperately yeah

how finja try your powers against the

12th talisman whiskershire

the first victory of my sad life Dungeon

Master and my last no Kalakh you are

wrong

we must go well I guess this is goodbye

caviar that's cavalier you little twerp

but you're right now they're stuck with

you could be worse they could be stuck

with you could be a lot worse they could

be stuck with both of you

don't forget make a hard right to lights

past the supermarket I hate to admit it

but uh I think I'm gonna miss that wise

guy what not a lot just just a little

you have made a wise choice

Kolak I'm not sure I understand Dungeon

Master all things are possible for those

whose hearts are free of evil