02x08 - Child of the Stargazer

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hey look The Dungeons and Dragons

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ride wow me give me a break I don't like

this wa what's

happening where are

we look

out fear not Ranger

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Barbarian magician

Thief Cavalier and

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acrobat who was that that was venger the

force of evil I am dungeon master your

guide in the realm of Dungeons and

Dragons

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la la la la la la la

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travar what do you want of me Sirus to

know why tell me why travar an an

accident an oversight indeed what a CO

incidence that on the very day of

Starfall the only one who can fulfill

the prophecy and end my reign as Queen

escapes from your dungeon you have until

tonight to recapture him the prophecy

must not come true you will not allow it

to will you my king

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thanks

uni and thank you Mr Presto for your

magic that electric razor thing it's

amazing how did you hey uh no big deal

uh what's your name again I'm Kosar and

uh what was her name again

Diana where did you say you escaped from

from the city of Trad the queen Queen

locked me in her dungeon 10 years

ago it's great to be free and to see

people too you've been in prison for 10

years huh what' you do Roba bank that's

just it I didn't do anything it's what I

could do tonight that scares the queen

you

see it's a long story and a story you

must tell kosa dungeon master hey it's

okay it's okay he's on our side yeah

dungeon master knows everything hey

let's not go overboard thank you for the

compliment but the Cavalier is right I

do not know everything but I do know of

a 100,000 Souls living in Terror hoping

tonight they will be free you know them

don't you young

man the people of

Trad their Only Hope For Freedom is the

chance that an old old prophecy might

come to true tonight what prophecy a

legend a thousand years

old and on the night of Starfall the

child of the Stargazer shall come from a

far away land to stand in the Temple of

Light the demon shall be banished and

the child shall journey home what's all

that supposed to mean dungeon master ask

the child of the

Stargazer help the child do what must be

done

and you will see the way home the way

home who is this child of the

Stargazer I

am I was born in a far away land my

father was an astrologer a

stargazer when I was 8 years old queen

serth found out and and threw me in her

dungeon what a rotten deal well let's

get you back there and save that

City no Sheila you would all be in great

Danger hey you're looking at guys who

defeat Wicked Queens for breakfast Relax

The Situation's under

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control dungeon master who are those

guys now where'd he

go stay here no it's me there after

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I hate

this aazam I mean alacadabra just give

me something

anything huh oh I get

it take that

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ah

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Diana goar look

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out nice catch hey you're pretty good me

me but you were magnificent nah hey

Kosar don't let her kid you Diana's made

first place in the state gymnastic

finals 2 years straight yeah she's got

enough gold medals to start her own bank

for you to Rob Eric hey you guys

look yeah one guess where they're

heading the city of trod soon they'll

return with 10 times their number it's

me thereafter not you wait Hank Eric

where are you going where do you think

please don't Kosar would you relax it's

simple we get you to the city you stand

in that Temple of Light you save your

people and we go home home just like

dungeon master said piece of cake the

queen will probably thank us for getting

rid of the demon for piece of cake no

Queen serth is the

demon hold the

cake you fools it is only hours until

Starfall and Kosar is still free you

have

failed you must be punished

father you've already risked your life

letting Kosar Escape I know he'll get

back inside the city but it will be for

nothing if he can't get inside the

temple we will open the temple but not

this way droga you must wait our people

have waited a thousand years for this

night you expect me to do nothing droga

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no the temple cannot be opened that way

my son

sir's magic seals it but there is

another way so how much farther to that

City

anyway you think we'll make it in time

Kosar said it's somewhere beyond those

Hills maybe a couple hours or so we'll

make it hey where is Kosar anyway back

there with Diana in love and where's

Yuni back there with Kosar in love love

machines that fly carrying people

inside Diana your world sounds very

strange to me no it's normal this is the

weird place of course it can be pretty

wonderful too

sometimes like

now oh no

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there I uh guess we better get

going Eric where is she too bad old

buddy better get used to it she's run

off with another guy she has not sorry

short stuff it it happens to the best of

us Who you calling short stuff hey it's

just a figure of speech well just watch

how you figure well

excuse

me only hours until

Starfall after a thousand years of

Terror do the fools think I can be

defeated by a

mortal Kosar is out there somewhere I

cannot risk waiting for him any longer I

must bring him here now

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Kosar what's wrong do you ever get the

feeling something's going to happen

something I don't

know don't worry Kosar you're with

friends and guess what we have something

in common we do yeah we're both from far

away places you from another land and

and me from another world that's right

and not only that but your father was a

stargazer and my dad

is what's

that may I offer a

suggestion take cover

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whoever you are leave him alone do you

hear me leave help alone

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Diana Hank where are they where'd they

go I don't know Sheila I don't know

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Kosar are you okay where are

we oh no we're back in the city two of

you the spell was to bring me only the

child of the

Stargazer no matter I have you having us

and holding us are two different things

let's get out of

here

stop Joe are you

crazy grab hold and hang

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on

I I don't believe we did that hey I do

that kind of stuff all the time twice on

Tuesday

you do no silly I was just

kidding so which way to this Temple of

Light come with

me you will never reach the Temple of

Light

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never what is this the 4th of July even

if Diana and Kosar could see the flares

which they can't they couldn't signal

back I still say if we find that City

we'll find them yeah and just where

would you like us to start looking Eric

kosar's the only one who could guide us

there hey maybe this will show us the

way you dummy this is a road map of

Pittsburgh we're lost and he gives me a

map

of I found better stuff in the bottom of

a cereal box than in that dumb hat okay

wise guy you got a better idea yeah yeah

we we ought

to we should just

why you bugging me ask him dungeon

master dear me what calls this come on

dungeon master no riddles this time

Diana and Kosar are in real trouble

we've got to find them and soon for it

is very near the time of Starfall Kosar

must reach the Temple of Light or the

demon queen will rule for another

Thousand Years your friends can be found

in the city of hey hot fles from The

Newsroom we figured that out ourselves

how do we get there follow the first

star of evening but be warned one among

you will have to choose between home and

the Heart hey everybody look at

that dungeon master what do we do when

we he's gone again like he said let's

follow that star

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they didn't see us what now how much

time until the Starfall thing there's

enough time to get you out of the city

then I'll return to the temple alone no

way I can't leave you I know Diana I

feel the same way I've known you less

than a day but I I care about you more

than I can explain me too so forget

about going alone Diana no sirth will

have the temple guarded she's a demon

not of this world she must destroy me or

the prophecy will come true and I don't

want you there if she wins that's why

I'm going remember the prophecy the

child of the Stargazer shall come from a

far away land to stand in the Temple of

Light that's you right well yeah it's

also me what I come from a world farther

away than you do and my father is an

astronomer I'm the child of a stargazer

too is this one of those jokes from your

world I don't understand I'm not joking

one of us will make it into that Temple

now how do we do it maybe I can help

it's all right he's my friend I knew

you'd make it father showed me a secret

way into the Temple of Light hurry

look

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Starfall there they are this way

quickly down

here I can't believe you tried to

distract those guards by pulling a

rabbit out of your hat hey don't knock

it how many six foot tall rabbits have

you seen before cut the chatter we've

got to find the Temple of Light before

they catch us don't look now but I think

we found it what was your first

clue you are in League with the child of

the

Stargazer and you will share his

fate yeses yuck

y

SC I ought to have my head examined for

doing this but here it

goes stop

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them

hey I made it congratulations fool you

have reached your doom

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all right

hurry that's

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it Kosar don't

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remember me always and always

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never the prophecy has failed no it

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hasn't look Diana no

I too am the child of a stargazer let

the prophecy be

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fulfilled what are you

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doing no you

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cannot behold

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the amusement park the way home come on

wait Diana he's hurt dungeon master said

one Among Us must choose between home

and the heart if we go home Kosar won't

survive it's you Diana you've got to

choose

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Kar don't leave me fear not my love for

you are my

life you shall live in my heart

forever for all the starfalls to

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come let the

prophecy be

fulfilled no

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thank you dear child my people are free

you have done more good than you can

ever know but I've lost him I've lost

Kosar that is not so my child you knew

him a long long time ago and you shall

know him again in times to come what do

you mean

where has he gone to a place Among the

Stars a place beyond your understanding

he has gone home but he will remember

you and you shall meet him

again Diana do you

hear Do you hear what you have

done listen Diana listen to the people

you have set free

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