02x06 - The Last Illusion

[bunniefuu]

hey what the Dungeons and Dragons

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ride wow neat give me a break I don't

like this wa what's

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happening where are

we look

out fear not Ranger

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Barbarian magician

Thief Cavalier and

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acrobat who was that that was venger the

force of evil I am dungeon master your

guide in the realm of Dungeons and

Dragons

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please can we stop this is horrible any

more of this and I'm going to pass

out Hank you sure dungeon master gave

you the right direction

yep he said to meet him at the edge of

the swamp of Darkness well I hope he

breaks a gas mask I haven't smelled

anything this bad since Eric cooked

breakfast bobie look

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out

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uni let's see if I can do anything

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y taba few get rid of that monster and

take the stink away

too where's the monster I don't know Jee

I really did it didn't I and it smells

good

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tooo where are

you he's he's

gone yeah

behind

you this

way over

here boy that was close hey uh thanks uh

where are you here oh uh thanks for

warning me I owe you

my are are you you a ghost no please you

must help me I'm in the Forbidden

Tower please hurry I need you wait don't

go away I need you

too what made me say that your heart ah

dungeon master I understand how you feel

you do I mean how could you know what I

feel because in some ways she is like

you she is gifted with wondrous powers

powers that will grow as she grows who

is she I've never met her before but it

feels like I've known her forever you

will understand in due time but be

warned there is more than meets the eye

in life and in love find her and you may

find the way home home dungeon master

wait what do I do how do I find the

Forbidden Tower follow your heart young

wizard Follow Your

Heart Hank Diana where are you

guys Bobby is that

you what are you doing here who are you

his name is Presto and I'd advise you to

let him

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go boy am I glad to see see you guys no

one crosses this swamp and comes back

except for witches or Wizards Sheriff

please they're children you'll scare

them who are you I am mirinda and this

is my husband jff we heard children's

voices and thought perhaps that maybe

I oh but never mind that you must be

starving come I will not have have evil

into our house Jiff they're only

children come this way boy where' he

take cheerful lessons no

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place Wow real

food it's delicious what is it swamp

lizard

stew Eric don't be rude hey don't get me

wrong this is great lizard yes sir

nothing makes a man's mouth water like a

nice steaming bowl of it's all we have

nobody's forcing you to sit at this

table get out get

out hey look I'm I'm sorry it was just a

joke

okay it's all we have to eat don't you

understand it's all we

have please forgive Jiff he hasn't been

the same since our daughter disappeared

in the swamp a year ago daughter hey I

sh ever since then terrible luck has

befallen our village a crops were

destroyed by evil winds Len night our

livestock ran off leaving us to go

hungry I've searched that swamp every

day there's no sign of ARA nothing can

survive that infernal

swamp nothing but I saw a girl in the

swamp she saved my life then it was Vara

I heard she's alive you saw her where

tell me where right back there in

the Presto are you all right what's the

matter it's starting

again what's starting again the

evil please don't make me do anymore

I'm so weak save your strength you will

need it for your next illusion and if I

catch you trying to call for help again

your parents will suffer greatly no

don't hurt them I'll do what you ask

good very soon those accursed pupils of

dungeon master will be right where I

want them concentrate your thoughts on

the village and do exactly as I say

boy you guys are sure wor rewards a

little wind and you'd think the the

world was going to

end did you see that R and Wizard's

robes caused the lightning no no it

wasn't me

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no the young wizard causes the lightning

he is evil no he is just a child wait my

magic is good not evil I can prove it

bring a spell to quench the fire and

prove to these folks that I'm no

liar

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now the wizard he brings

fire Hank what's happening somebody help

me the time has come at

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last you have brought this evil upon

us stay

back

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look who's that guy I don't know maybe

someone who can help

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us take it easy uni he's a good guy you

saved our village we owe you our lives

and our thanks you owe me nothing but

you owe him no mercy he is the one who

brought this destruction upon your good

Village he and his evil accomplices what

that's a lie judge them by their actions

not their words Birds they Wizards and

witches and they will destroy you if you

don't destroy them first he's right they

are the ones who did this get

them stop they are only children they

meant no harm out of our way unless you

want to meet the same

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fate let us go we're innocent quiet take

them

away what are you going to do with us

at dawn you shall suffer the fate of all

wizards and witches you had to

ask I shall see that their evil weapons

harm no one

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again you have done well

V your Illusions could fool even me

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feeling better old

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buddy I'm okay I guess Hank I can feel

it when she hurts who farla but her

father said she was no she's alive I

know it I saw her easy Presto easy you

really care about her don't you so who's

for busting out of here forget it we

already tried without our weapons we're

just regular regular we're giant size

come on what's the matter with you guys

so we don't have our weapons we've still

got our voices huh I want to see my

lawyer there's no TV in my shell but

what about my phone call I demand my

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rights now that I possess the weapons of

power the only thing that stands in the

way of Total Conquest is dungeon master

himself I have done what you asked bener

you promised to let me go now only a

fool would let go of something as

valuable as you but I'm too weak to do

anymore now perhaps but your strength

will return and as you grw grow your

power will grow in ways you cannot yet

dream when the time has come dungeon

master will be your next

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victim I've never been in a jail with

such bad food there's no ketchup on my

French fries and there's no french fries

hey it worked deric someone's coming

yeah and as soon as they get here we'll

get out over here nah we're going that

way and huh

Vara it's all my fault the storm the

fire they're all my Illusions he made me

do it he said he would hurt my parents

who the brave Warrior on the White Horse

venger that good guy was venger uni was

right yeah then vengers got our weapons

oh brother we'll save you tell me how to

find you above the valley on a high

mountain in the Forbidden

Tower they're coming get

ready mother father Marla you're alive

Venture please don't Marla father

no what's going on in

there I can never repay you she's alive

alive hurry

run they're

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escaping mirinda Jiff we've got to go

back for them go save my daughter come

on we've got no

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choice there they

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are there it is how are we going to

sneak past those two ugly Orcs I hear

unicorns make great

decoys forget it yeah just forget it

it's no use giving up before you even

try dungeon

master we'll never be able to get varo

away from venger ah you are far stronger

than you imagine remember when things

look their worst things will be their

best oh worst equals best does it try

telling that to my old algebra teacher

hey he's gone what do we do I've got an

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idea come out or we come in

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a cold floor just what I needed now that

we're in how do we find

Vara that

way you better be sure about this she's

that way I can feel it huh it's probably

just

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indigestion Presto you did

it

Fara you're here I need I knew you would

come I knew

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it it's no use only venger can release

me we've got to find our weapons and get

her out of here don't look now but

there's 2,000 lb of angry pork headed

this way there's no way out we're

trapped wait I may be able to disguise

you with an illusion you're too weak

don't try

it they'll be here any second

you there have you seen

humans quiet uni we haven't seen a thing

oh I I I mean we don't see

them what is going on

here oh we're just having a little orc

to orc

talk right

Parky

no ah

as I thought

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scatter leave

them I want the pleasure of dealing with

dungon Masters star pup

myself get

down none of you will leave this room

ever

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look our weapons I'll get

him what am I

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doing hey I got him your weapons will

not

save one order of magic weapons coming

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up okay hey let him have

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it are you okay I think

so all we can do is hold them off we

can't stop him is there anything that

can no nothing besides

tmat she's a three-headed dragon with

wings no five heads and as big as a barn

what are you doing trying to make one

last illusion stop you're not strong

enough it's too dangerous I must if it

will help you no Vara

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no come on Presto we've got to get out

of here

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gone why why did she do it she did it

for us

Presto I wonder if we would have been

brave enough to do the same name the

evil ones get them no wait you don't

understand

Vara our daughter is

she

no

no FES our village now VOA make them

pay wait a minute The Village look at

that I don't get it is that good news

don't you see it was vla's illusion the

illusion's still here soar is still here

some place that's what dungeon master

meant by when things look their worst

things will be their best but where is

she how am I going to find her with your

heart your heart as you have always

done look the dungeon master it is the

dungeon master

Fara

Fara look

he's got he's done

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