02x05 - Day of the Dungeon Master

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hey look The Dungeons and Dragons

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ride wow meat give me a break I don't

like this wao what's

happening where are

we look

out fear not Ranger

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Barbarian magician

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Thief Cavalier and

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acrobat who was that that was venger the

force of evil I am dungeon master your

guide in the realm of Dungeons and

Dragons

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help look out

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hurry hey come on I said I'm sorry I

didn't mean to bounce a rock off your

nest I don't think you're getting do to

them Eric

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hey first anybody do

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something no doubt about it I got to get

a new

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hat are they gone yes Cavalier they are

gone hey nice timing your shortness

where were you when we needed an an

exterminator there are many matters that

require my attention Cavalier a dungeon

Master's life is not an easy one ah

don't give me that you've got tons of

power and you never even use it boy if I

were dungeon master I'd have it made

what an interesting proposition and it's

true I could use a little rest very well

Cavalier I accept your offer

huh uh excuse me dungeon master but what

offer is that why to make the Cavalier

dungeon

master for a time of course me dungeon

master listen uh yes indeed I shall give

you all my power to use as you will uh

this is a joke right dungeon master I

wouldn't trust Derek to do cart tricks

wait a minute dungeon master old buddy

he's right I can't even do cart tricks

can we talk this over

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hey what did you do I don't feel any

different that will change in time but

first you must learn to control the

power within you hey nice threads this

will be a piece of

cake do not take your new abilities too

lightly young dungeon master yeah right

gotcha say this this dungeon mastering

sure does make a guy

thirsty hey what's a big idea you must

realize that everything touches

everything else every action has its own

consequence there is a universal balance

if you bring water here to quench your

thirst you may be turning Farmland into

desert elsewhere so how do I know what

to do or what not to do or when I should

travel east and seek the city called

Dark Haven it is there you will find the

golden grim

it holds the key to everything you

seek hey wait a minute what did you do

with my magic shield on this journey

knowledge will be your Shield he's gone

again yeah and on vacation this time hey

don't sound so worried didn't you hear

what he said I'm dungeon master now we

know Eric that's what worries

us guys I uh I hate to tell you this I

mean I don't want to hurt your feelings

or anything but uh it's this way oh

brother Bo are we ever going to regret

this

yeah the golden grimoire holds the key

to everything we seek what do you

suppose dungeon master meant by that ask

Eric after all he's dungeon master now

okay Eric what about it huh oh well see

it's it's like this these things are

real complicated and not easy to explain

in other words you don't know either

what could is being dungeon master if

you don't know anything about the job

who says I don't know anything about it

you do every time you open your mouth

tell me one thing you can

do okay short stuff try this on for size

now that I'm dungeon master I can send

us home I don't believe it he's right

well that must be with dungeon master

man wow I can do it I know

it I just don't know how yeah dungeon

master said to find dark Haven and the

golden grimoire thing what is a grimo

anyway yeah what are you guys stupid or

what a grimoire is a book of magic oh

right Eric everybody knows that maybe it

can tell Eric how to get us home then

what are we wai in for come

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on master I have news that may be of

interest to you what is it dungeon

Master's young pupils they seek the

golden grimoire in a city called Dark

kaven the golden kire excellent let the

fools lead us to it its Secrets will

finally be mine come Shadow Demon we

must join our young friends on their

Quest just how far is it to this city

anyway Eric how am I supposed to know

well you're dungeon master remember oh

right let's see what would dungeon

master say you will find it unless it

finds you first it lies a long way off

yet in truth it is very near how was

that a give me a break will you things

could be

worse

see Bobby you take

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it way to go dungeon master you didn't

give me a chance I could have handled

that furball okay I'll just let him go

and oh no no that's okay I mean I mean

you have you have acted most wisely

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Ranger how musing the young Cavalier now

masquerades as dungeon master let us see

if his magic can deal with a sorcerous

storm

looks like we're in for some bad

weather this is no ordinary storm this

is the work Avenger how do you know that

I don't know I just know take cover

quickly

look wao

huh how in the world did you do that I'm

not sure well Eric whatever you did it

sure worked yeah the boy has much power

Master yes but he has little experience

his power will do him no good enough of

this Amusement Shadow Demon we must seek

dark Haven and the grimoire

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Eric there's got to be a quicker way to

get the dark Haven maybe I could uh pull

something out of the old Sombrero

here all right a flying

carpet oh great leave it to the old

dungeon master guys yeah what are you

going to do whistle up a 747 why not

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Eric now what have you done don't worry

everything's under

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control ah the only way to fly oh great

bird brain

Airlines this will sure be walking

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W hey not bad Eric yeah you just might

turn out to be a good dungeon master

after

all if I live that long look it's a red

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dragon don't let go

do something

Eric this wasn't in the job

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description there's only one thing to do

abandoned

bird get us out of this

Eric it's not working oh that's great

hocus po is alak kazad I'll do something

quick before we go

Splat hey what about

me he's got a

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hit hey don't look so glum you're alive

yeah thanks to you some dungeon master I

am can't even save myself from becoming

a pancake it's okay Eric learning to use

dungeon Master's Powers takes time yeah

I guess well so much for taking the high

road to dark Haven come on let's

walk you'll be okay I hope

so how far is it to this join anyway we

must have walked halfway across this

whole world by now what if we took a

wrong turn or or something we might miss

dark

Haven I think it's going to be kind of

hard to miss

Sheila well it's bigger than we expected

yeah and a lot less friendly looking

guess I'd better knock wait Barbarian

these doors cannot be broken

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huh Eric you talk just like dungeon

master hey there's no need to be

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insulting quickly Shadow we must reach

the book Sanctuary before our young

friends

I thought you said you knew where you

were going I do I

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do not this one how about this one Eric

that's it let's

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go Obi-Wan Kobi he's not that that's an

earth joke

uni another Wrong Turn it will take

years to find the grimoire in a city

this size we shall not have to we shall

follow the children since the Cavalier

wears the Robes of dungeon master

perhaps he possesses dungeon Master's

knowledge as well but how will we find

them leave that to me you sure this is

the right way Eric hey trust me after

all what's dungeon master got that I

haven't got style Eric

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style now what well Eric says we go this

way I guess we go this way

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this is spooky don't worry I'm telling

you there's nothing to be afraid

though pH it's not real it's just a

statue there see no big deal

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that's two for you

Eric we're

here that's

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three follow me anything you say dungeon

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master wow

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the golden

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grimoire this is

it g*ng we're going

home kir alush asati and

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you did it

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Wow way to go Eric we'll have to leave

our weapons

here what about

uni can't I take her with us

Eric I am sorry Bobby she would not

survive in our world my magic will

protect her when we're g gone goodbye

uni I'll miss

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you a most touching scene what a shame

it is all for

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nothing your weapons are mine now as is

the golden green

w*r h

get through the portal before it closes

I'll hold venger off you're crazy he's

got our weapons and the grimo what makes

you think you can stop him because I

have to because I'm dungeon master give

up boy now and you will survive not a

chance hornhead come on take your best

shot put up your dukes let's see what

you've got only one of us will survive

this fight and it's not going to be me

that's not right you child this fool you

think this a game I assure you this is

no

game we've got to do something Diana can

you get to our weapons I can

try oh no not

now did you really believe a child like

you could be dungeon master this is your

worst mistake devali here and it will be

your

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last it's now or

never Master the

weapons

stop catch Bobby

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Nice Shot enough of this I shall rid

myself of you all now

no very well you shall be

first knowledge will be your Shield

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Cavalier no

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let's get out of here the whole place is

going to blow but what about the

portal it's gone Sheila yeah and so are

we hang on

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gosh we almost made it home that time

I'm sorry guys I I guess I really blew

it

nonsense you have done well young

dungeon master are you kidding I mean I

fouled up sending us home I destroyed

the golden grimoire but you were willing

to lay down your life for your comrades

he's right Eric you risked your life to

save us I did yeah oh yeah I did yeah

wow I must be

nuts listen dungeon master I mean don't

think this hasn't been fun cuz it hasn't

but I'd kind of like to go back to being

Eric the Cavalier if if that's okay

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certainly oh am I glad to be out of

those robes no offense dungeon master no

offense taken Cavalier but remember once

you are touched with power you are never

again quite the same did you hear that

now maybe you guys will treat me with a

little more

respect hey what's going on dungeon

master make it stop

nice to have you back

Cavalier

katelman firm casern

Klein this is pitiful

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