01x16 - Amusement Park Amazement

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Deep down in his secret laboratory, that

defender of Justice Adam Ant has just

finished his morning exercises when he

hears A startling bit of news. You

recreation fans will be happy to know

that Professor Von Gimmick. Has just

purchased an assortment of old army

surplus and is planning to build a

children's amusement park with these

items. How wonderful.

Professor Von Gimmick has reformed. I

shall go visit him and volunteer my

services.

Meanwhile, in his laboratory, the

eccentric Von Gimmick has been working

feverishly on his new project.

It is finished. Van Gimmick's new

gimmick. There's Van Gimmick's

laboratory right down below. Hi there,

Professor. It is I, Adam Ant.

At your service. I hope you wiped your

feet before you came in, you little

showoff. What do you want?I came to help

you build that amusement park. I'm not

building an amusement park. It's an

amazement park. Amazement park?

Yes. For the amazement of my enemies.

I don't get it. No, but my enemies will.

With this machine, you see, if a small

enemy bothers me, I just push this

button. And out of my little

amazement park, a small g*n

takes care of it for me.

You fiend! I shall have to stop that

shell. Don't bother. I'll stop it with

this button.

SeeBack into the g*n. Phew! That

was close. I can get closer.

Now watch this. For a medium-sized

enemy, I punch this button.

Stop it! Stop it! All righty,

Worrywart. Here's another button to

stop.

Now, plunk that out! Not until I show

you the panic button. It sends

out my robot b*mber, loaded with live

b*mb. Fun is fun, Von Gimmick, but that

plane is headed for the big city. Stop it

quick! I would if I could, but I can't.

Why not?I forgot where I placed the stop

button. Silly me!Then I shall have

to stop that robot b*mber myself. Lots of

luck. Up and at 'em.

I hated to tell him the whole machine is

out of control. Anything can happen now.

Jumping jets, the flames right over the

city. The b*mb bay doors are opening

and it's dropping the bombs. Lucky I was

the best outfielder on my very little

league team. Got

it?Another

and another a triple play

now out over the ocean and.

Comes away. Away from the

city, that is.

Well, that's that. Uh oh,

bouncing barbells. The bombers turned

about and headed for that skyscraper. Up

and at 'em, at

'em! I shall grab this big bird by the

tail and hold it back.

Splashy landing!

Crumbling comets! It's the Big Bruno

Cannon's 50-ton shell! Up and at

'em!

I shall remove the firing mechanism.

First, I shall unscrew the nose.

There, it's off.

Oh, it's heading for the buildings below.

I shall disconnect this wire so the shell

will not explode. Easy does it.

There, that's got it. Now I'll get out.

I got vacant lot.

Now what?Von Gimmick has run the gamut.

Looks like the tanks are coming.

They're heading for the bridge to enter

the city. I've got to stop them.

Now if I can just lift this

bridge...

Whoosh! Phew! Don't

go away. I shall be right back.

One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two,

one, two. Up and

at 'em, at

'em! Now up, up, up.

Up. See, Bridge. See. Just like

lifting a baby. That'll cool off those

hot rods for good.

Easy now. That does it.

Now to see what fun gimmick tries next,

I'm up and Adam ready.

Adam Ant, you stop wrecking all my

beautiful w*r surplus stuff, you hear?

I won't stop till you promise to use it

right. What else can I do with all that

stuff?Instead of an amazement park, under

my supervision, you will build an

amusement park for the kiddies, just like

you started to do.

Beautiful. The wonderful Von Gimmick

Land. Dozens of fun-filled rides,

airplane spins, Ferris wheels,

roller coasters. Nice going, Von

Gimmick. I got to admit, it is a fun

place. Can I ride the merry-go-round?Can

I far pretty, please?Not until you finish

decorating that pink ride. Oh, gee,

golly wiz chops. You know,

anybody that's so anxious to ride the

merry-go-round can't be all bad, right?