01x13 - Super Blooper

[bunniefuu]

And now it's time once again for your

favorite television hero, Enemy of Evil,

Champion of Justice, Superguy. So

stay tuned, boys and girls. Wow, what

a guy. He's my kind of hero.

And here he is, brave, courageous and

fearless in the face of danger. He's

terrific. Faster than a speeding

rocket. That's Super Guy. Atta boy,

Super. Go get him, boy. Oh,

boy. And powerful enough to use

his strength where it will do the most

good. And listen, boys and girls,

Super Guy will appear at your local

supermarket this very afternoon, so

come on out and see him. I've never seen

my favorite TV hero in person, so up

and at up, at up,

and.

We want Super Guy! We

want Super Guy! We want

Super Guy! Yeah, where is he?He's

supposed to be here. So what about it, huh

Now, now, members of the Super Guy Fan

Club, relax. Super Guy will be here soon.

He probably stopped off to rescue

somebody. We want Super Guy!

We want Super Guy! We

want Super Guy! Gee, I hate to

see Super Guy disappoint all these kids.

I shall go get him.

There's Super Guy's TV studio.

I wonder what's the matter with him. He

looks mighty unhappy. I just can't

face those kids. They'll ask me to fly

and all that. Then what do I do?

Listen, Superguy, you have got to show

up. It's Adam and. That's right. And you

better hurry. You can't let those kids

down. But I can't fly or do anything

except on TV where they use trick

photography. Don't worry, Super. I'll

take care of all that. Hurry. All those

kids are expecting you. Gee, I don't

know. Hey! See,

Super Guy, there's not much to flying if

you've got a dermat to help you.

Hey, I'm really flying, just like on

TV. Look, is that a bird?Is

it a plane?No, it's Super Guy.

Hooray! He's a helium

assass. Say, it is Super Guy at bat.

Super Guy, you made it!I

wonder how he did that without wires.

Boy, look at those muscles! Wowee!

Hey, stupid guy, let's see you lift up a

car! What happened?

Well, I, uh, that is, I'm a bit

tired. What do you mean, you're tired?

Come on, you're gonna lift a car. But I

can't.

There he goes! He's gonna lift a car!

Hooray for Super Guy!

Look, he can even fly backwards!

But Adam, I tell you, I can't. I'll never

lift that car. Don't

worry. You got me to help you.

Gee, I'm doing it. I'm doing it.

Thanks, Adam! Hooray for

Superguy! Can we go for a ride when

you fly, please, Superguy?Can we?Can we?

Can we?Shut off

your motor. Don't forget, Adam Ant will

help you.

Whee! You know, there's really

nothing to this, if you happen to know

Adam Ant, that is. And all the time, I

thought he was just some small-time,

no-talent actor. Can I have your

autograph, Superguy?Me too, super

guy, 'cause you're my hero. Go ahead,

sign your autograph. You know, Adam,

they should be asking you for your

autograph. You're the real hero. But

you are a star.

Hey, what is that?Sounds like a burglar

alarm.

Got those brooks! Help!

Police! Somebody!

Superguy even! Go get him,

Superguy! Yeah, make like a

hero! I think I better go

now, fans. Hey,

Superguy! You're going the wrong way!

You can't go now, Superguy. Those kids

are depending upon you. You've got to

stop those two bank robbers. But I'm

scared of b*ll*ts. Hooray,

Superguy's after them! Look at him go!

He's flying over their car! All you have

to do is hang on, Superguy. I wish this

trip wasn't necessary.

Come on, Kylie, we gotta get out of here.

Some clown in pajamas is blowing the

whole bit on us. That's no clown,

that's Superguy. Come on, after

him. Okay, quit pushing.

Guys! They're sh**ting real b*ll*ts. I'm

done for. They've got me. But I'm still

standing. What happened?Where'd the

b*ll*ts go?Here they are. I caught him.

Now, come on. You've still got to bring

in those crooks.

He's still afterish. Quick, into that

building and up to the top floor.

I got an idea. I hope he's fond of

music, because he is a ton of it.

Uh-oh, we're done for. They're dropping a

piano on him. Relax, Spider-Man is

here.

Okay, super guy, you can relax now.

You know, that super guy is pretty

good.

You know, this ought to up the rating on

my TV show. I might even watch it

myself. I never miss it. Hooray!

He did it again! Good old

Superguy! Well,

kids, that about winds up this personal

appearance. Superguy has to leave now.

Goodbye, Superguy! Hooray!

I'd sure like to know how he does that.

The least I can do is fly you back to the

studio, Zoomy guy. Thanks. You're the

g-g-greatest, Adam. Up and at 'em.

Adam

Wins!