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01x09 - Mistaken Identity

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Atom Ant/Secret Squirrel Show". Aired: October 2, 1965 – September 7, 1967.*
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The Atom Ant Show featured the tiny superhero Atom Ant, with additional segments The Hillbilly Bears and Precious Pupp. The Secret Squirrel Show features the master spy Secret Squirrel, backed up with Squiddly Diddly and Winsome Witch.

01x09 - Mistaken Identity

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Attention. Calling Car 98. Come in. Car



up, Chief?Looks like there's a burglary

in progress at the city bank. Better

check it out. That's just around the

corner. Yeah, and the crooks must still

be there. Stop on it.

Nobody here but a lazy mutt. Never

mind him. Look how the doors have been

ripped off. Boy, oh boy, oh boy. What a

mess. The truck is still inside. We'll

catch him red-handed when he comes out.

Oh, so it's you, Outta Man. Caught

you with the goods. Well, so you did,

Sergeant. And what are you going to do

about it?Hand me that money, Outta Man.

You must be kidding, Sergeant.

Just turn it over. Sure I will.

Adamant at your service.

Come on, Slapsy, let's go.

Right, boss.

And I thought Adamant was a good guy.

Gee, boss, I like working with a smart

genius. Yeah, and there's nothing

better than working with a long-haired

dog with a skinny body.

Well, why didn't you arrest Adamant?He

escaped, Lieutenant. I don't want

excuses. I want action. Yes, Chief.

And fast.

Out, boss.

The famous Star Diamond. What a

beauty.

Great work, boss.

It's the cops. Down, boy. Down.

Looks like another automat job. He stole

the star diamond. Oh, the chief's going

to be very, very, very sore. You're

telling me?Face the bank, now the

diamond. And I can't figure out how he

gets away so fast.

Quiet. HmmThat knot

looks familiar. Never mind him. We better

stake out at a man's place and nab him.

OK, Slapsy, let's go. Right, boss.

You mean the hideout, boss?Yeah, I mean

the hideout.

All right, let's unload the loot. The

cops will never suspect us.

Good night's work, eh, Slapsy?Right,

boss. I sure fooled the cops

with this atom and disguise.

Yeah, boss, he'll never find out it was

you, Ferocious Lee and me, Slapsy

Mugsy. Are you ever

clever?

But I told you, Sergeant, I've been at my

place all the time. Oh, yeah. Well, tell

her to the chief. You're making a big

mistake. That's what they all say. Get in

there.

Gosh, I better find a way to prove my

innocence. I've got it. I'll break

out and find the real crook.

Well, what do you know?Adam Ant has

escaped. Slapsy. With Adam Ant out

of jail, this is the time to pull that

big job I got planned, and the cops will

blame him for it again. Yeah, that

Adam Ant. You're too smart for him.

Wait here while I put on my Adam Ant

disguise.

If I may be so bold as to ask ferocious,

where is the caper you got planned?Quiet,

Slapsy. I'll give you the lowdown when we

get there. Sure, boss.

Ferocious Flea and Slopsy Mugsy. I

shall follow and see what's going on.

There it is, Fort Lots. Boy,

that is a big one. But it's

locked, boss. How are you going to get in?

I made a key. You're clever, boss.

You wait here. I'll go get the gold

bricks. Right, boss.

Here, touch. Got you, boss.

Look away. There's lots more.

Ah So that's their perfect

scheme. I think I've got enough evidence.

Another load, Slimsy. Catch.

Gotcha. Adam Ant.

Up and

Adam... Liam, thanks. It's the real Adam

Ant, boss. Come on, let's

scram. Oh, no, you

don't, ferociously. Give

yourself up. I know you're in there.

You're deeped up, boss. Hey, Sarge,

there's that mort again. Yeah, and

Ataman's with him. Step on

it. You'll never catch me. I warn you

now, Ferocious Flea.

Ataman, take

back! Ah So you want to play rough, do ya?

You missed me. It's no use, Ferocious.

I'm faster than you.

Look, there are two attomans.

Wrong, Officer. Ferocious Flea disguised

himself to look like me. And this

is his henchman, Slapsy Mugsy.

He's got the loot. All right, you

hand it over.

These look like the gold bricks from Fort

Blotts. My apologies,

Adamant, for putting you in jail, and

thanks for catching the real crooks.

That's OK, Sarge. You can always count on

Adamant up and up.