01x08 - Fastest Ant in the West

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Out here in the West begins a saga of

how a good little town held out

against a big bad man and one.

Rowdy Dowdy, the most wanted

outlaw in these here parts.

I reckon you is here to give yourself up

to society.

You are funny, sheriff. That

did it, Rowdy. I'm upping the reward on

you to 25,000.

It's about time. I'm no two-bit outlaw

anyhow.

All this can be used against you, you

know. Yeah, well, let me use this

branding iron against you.

You pushed me too far, Addy. I'm going to

call in the only one who can handle you.

I'll send him a quick wire on the

Telegraph.

I just got to get this message through to

Atom Ape.

Nothing like keeping physically fit.

Say, maybe I should sh**t for the

heavyweight crown.

Uh oh, a signal.

Someone tearing up a town out West.

Adam and up

and up.

All right, Sheriff, who did you telegraph?

I ain't. Atom ain't

the toughest ain't in the world.

I ain't. You are

funny.

You ought to be on the stage stage

coach, that is.

I just hope Atom ain't get here in

time.

It is you, my old friend

Adam Ain't. Howdy, Sheriff.

What's the problem?It's Rowdy

Dowdy. He's set to rip up the town.

A routine case, Sheriff. Leave him to

me. You just

sit down and relax, Sheriff. We'll be

back in a flesh.

Good luck, Adam. Nothing you needed.

Hang's up, folks. Here's a holdup.

Well, I'll just hold up this holdup for

a while. Hey, let go! What's

What's going on?

Okay, who's the wise guy what

trippin' me?I did. Huh

And I'm bringing you in. A

little bitty ain't bringing me in. Look,

you insect. Don't bug me.

Sorry, Mr. Rowdy, but you're going to

have to come with me. Now,

will you come along peacefully, or do I

have to get tough?Reach ain't.

I got a point blank fee drawn on you.

I warn you, Rowdy, do not resort to

violin.

You resorted.

No little aunt is going to show me up.

I'll mash him into aunt dust with this

boulder. That

rowdy doesn't catch on too quickly.

So long, pesky aunt.

That finishes him. Say,

he's got strong for an aunt.

Let's hear what needs to be for, I say.

I'll get me something in here to refresh

me so as I can mash that sneaky egg.

Give me a glass of milk. Milk?But

I thought you were tough. So put a

buffalo horn in it. Boy, that is

tough. Here you are.

Now let me hit that guy. I'll tear him

apart. Hear that,

boys?Rowdy's going to fight someone.

Oh boy, a fight. I wonder who Rowdy

is going to bust up.

Rowdy will m*rder him. Poor souls done

for, whoever he is. OK, Adam,

come out and fight. Where are you?

Here I am, Rowdy. I hate to embarrass

you. Why don't you give up?Nothing doing,

ain't. I'm going to bash you good.

You forced me to do this, Rowdy.

He's a-fighting himself. Yup, and

losing. Strangest fight I've ever seen.

Hey, I can't swim!

Okay, Rowdy, let's go. I think you've

had enough. Huh,

I gotcha now.

He's just a-womping himself all over.

Stop. Hold it. Mooch, I

give up. Leave me alone. I'll

come peacefully.

That's better. Just put me in a

nice, safe antler's jail.

You did a great job, Adam Aint. The whole

town is grateful. It was nothing,

Sheriff. Don't mention it. Well, I got to

get going. So long.

So long. Uh, say,

Sheriff, who was that little stranger?

That little stranger, gentleman, was

none other than Adam Ant.

Golly. God.

Adam Ant