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01x06 - Nobody's Fool

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Atom Ant/Secret Squirrel Show". Aired: October 2, 1965 – September 7, 1967.*
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The Atom Ant Show featured the tiny superhero Atom Ant, with additional segments The Hillbilly Bears and Precious Pupp. The Secret Squirrel Show features the master spy Secret Squirrel, backed up with Squiddly Diddly and Winsome Witch.

01x06 - Nobody's Fool

Post by bunniefuu »

What's up, Big Boss?Are we going to swipe

a plane?No, we're meeting someone.

Uh, there's our plane now. Our plane.

Correct, Chum. She's our ticket to heist

in the Treasury Building. Oh, boy, the T

Building. There she is, Anastasia

Antnik from Antsylvania. Golly, a

she-type Ant. Greetings,

Boss Nick. I caught the first

plane I could get. Then I got your

Antnik-gram. Now, have

you got your duty clear, Annie?Got you,

Boss Nick. When you and your

partner raid the Treasury building, I

keep Adam Ant busy.

It'll be a cinch, Nick. Now let's drop

Annie off in Antsville.

HmmMy, but quaint surroundings, much

like at home, Nick.

Hello, Atom.

Shee. Who is this?

Why, Atom. This is

Anastasia and Nick. We

were in school together. We

were. That's funny. I

can't recall any exchange students in my

class. Oh, you mean my

accent, darling. I pick that up in

my travels abroad. Gee,

I would like to see you again, Annie.

But I am on duty. But Adam,

just for a little while.

Va va va voom. Adam

and Tom and Adam.

And I'll expect you shortly then.

Even shortly-er.

Come on, Annie, I'll buy you a sugar cube

float for old time. Oh, how

sweet, Nick.

By now, Adam Ant is caught in Annie's

spell. Are you sure, boss?Just leave

things to me, Knuckles. I'm so sure of

this plan. We'll go right in the front

doors.

Boy, you sure are sure, boss. And that's

for sure.

Hey, someone has broken into the Treasury

Building. You don't say. Well, that's

going to be just too bad for them.

Calling Adam Ant. Police headquarters

calling Adam Ant. Someone has broken into

the Treasury Building. We need you.

Hurry, Adam. This is an emergency.

Say, Annie, would you mind if I have the

music turned down?I think I'm getting a

message. Calling Adam Ant.

Help, Adam Ant. Oh, no,

Adam. Forget yourself. Let's enjoy our

reunion. Well,

maybe I was just hearing things. Of

course, darling. I don't

get it. Adam Ant should have answered our

call by now. Well, call out the force.

Somebody's got to get over. To the

Treasury Building. I got news for you. We

are the force. Just you and me and

one broken down police car. That's what

the city gets for putting so much faith

in an egg. An amusement

park. Let's go, Adam. Well,

wait, I thought, sure, I heard a police

car siren.

Tom Knuckles, I believe we have a

sufficient supply of funds with which to

leave the country. Yeah, boss, we're

loaded. That is, I am.

Well, well, I haven't seen that police

car in years. Greetings, officers.

What you all shook up about out on a

case, boys?All right, you guys,

reach all six of you.

Now, don't tell me you'll think you're

going to stop me in your condition. Don't

make me laugh, boys. Ta ta.

They're all trying to escape from old

man's horror ring.

Come on, Knuckles. Those guys couldn't

hit anything in their shaky shape. They

sure come close, though.

Oh, Adam, isn't this thrilling, Nick?

Uh huhBut golly, Annie, it's it's after



I'm on overtime, Nick. HuhSo long, Adam.

It's been nice. Girls.

Gee. Well, I guess I'd better check

in at police headquarters just in case

they wonder where I've been. Where have

you been, Adam?About a million guys

robbed for treasury building. The

treasury building?Oh, no.

Wait, fellas. Maybe it's not too late.

Which way did they go?It's too late.

They're probably at the airport by now,

taking off for points unknown. The

airport, ehWhy, if I hurry,

maybe... Adam and Amanda!

Come on, Knuckles, step on it. Come in,

boss. Hey, Boss Nick, wait for

me. Are you kidding?Get lost, Hudson.

Start her up, Knuckles. Oh, boy.

Now which plane?Oh, Adam

Antny, over here.

Oh, thanks, Annie. I see him.

You boys want a plane ride, ehWell, I'll

give you one.

Looks like Adam Ant has done it again. I

had a feeling we'd land in jail.

So?That's it, Adam.

I am just a no-good-nick, too. Arrest me.

Ohh Forget it, Annie. After all,

I kind of fell for

you. Oh, you sweetheart, Nick.

Did I ever fall?Adam and Adam

and Adam!