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02x34 - Christmas Sooty Show Squeaky Clean

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Sooty Show". Aired: July 30, 1968.*
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Children's slapstick show with the little bear glove puppet and his friends.

02x34 - Christmas Sooty Show Squeaky Clean

Post by bunniefuu »

oh hello everyone and happy Christmas

suty sweep and Sue the boys and girls

are here hello come on everybody clap

along and sing with us jingle bells

jingle bells jingle all the way oh what

fun it is to ride on a wonderful open

sleigh jingle bells jingle bells jingle

all the way oh what fun is to ride on

one

open Christmas Time Is Here our part is

just begun the best time of the year

we'll have so much fun su's got his one

sweeper's got his bone Sue is writing

Christmas cards and they won't leave me

alone jingle bells jingle bells jingle

all the way oh what fun it is to ride on

a one Hulse open SL hey jingle bells

jingle bells jingle on the way oh what

fun it is to ride a

hor there's presents by our tree for Su

sweep and Su hope there's one for me

there could be one for you swey don't do

that jumping out is scary sweet get down

from there you're not the Christmas

fairies Jingle Bells Jingle Bells jingle

all the way oh what fun it is to ride on

a one open sleigh jingle bells jingle

bells jingle all the way oh what fun it

is to ride on the one open

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SL woohoo

woo jingle bells jingle bells jingle all

the way oh what fun it is to ride on

open S jingle bells jingle bells jingle

all the way oh what fun it is to ride on

a open SL oh what fun it is to ride on

one

open

well it's so nice of you to join us at

Christmas time isn't it g*ng oh yes what

sity they're not the only ones coming

you've sent out some invitations oh yes

Richard I've invited Santa Claus because

I'm sure he'll want to come well maybe

Sue though I think he might be a little

bit busy this time of year

Richard tell the boys and girls about my

dress oh yes Sue is wearing her lovely

new Christmas dress everybody yes it's

my favorite dress you know I want to

look my best in case Santa comes to the

party well you look lovely

Sue yes she does but you know I always

thought that the little pink dress was

your favorite dress Oh no you're right

oh how could I be so stupid Santa Claus

can't see me if I'm not wearing my

favorite dress i' better change quickly

so oh she's going to go and get

changed what's

should we have a story oh yes why not

fetch the magic wand and say the magic

spell if you know it ready here we go

everybody Izzy wizzy let's get

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busy

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hello everybody I'm in a bit of a rush

today my boss Mr Slater is coming around

for tea s's giving the Caravan a bit of

a clean and I bought nice things for us

to eat look I've got

bananas cakes bones

bones I might have guessed Mr Slater is

not going to want to eat bones you

nitwit

sweep no more

silliness good because today's a very

important day we've got to impress Mr

Slater can you tell him a joke sweep you

don't know any good jokes oh go

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on what's green and hairy and goes up

and

down a gbury and a lift he'll have to go

this dog I hope Sue and suti are getting

on with the cleaning come

on

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s stop tickling we're supposed to be

cleaning the Caravan before Mr Slater

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arrives right Su let's clean up in here

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now

stop it stop

it stop it

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Sy I'm so sorry Mr sler I'm sorry I

can't quite hear you can can you just

hang on a minute sir sweet can you turn

it down a b I'm on the phone sweet sweet

I said I sweet

sweet what your nozzle

stuck not your nozzle Mr sler no you

haven't got a nozzle turn it off sausage

bra you don't know how I'll press any

button don't have a

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guess now Mr Slayer is sweet don't not

that button the other

button yes the other button and

quickly thanks

sweep no problem Oh Mr Slater hello Mr

Slater oh yes we can't wait to see you

here this afternoon it's always such an

honor when somebody like you comes to oh

he's gone well U thanks very much for

doing the vacuuming

sweep are you an expert you're certainly

something oh hello you two is Everything

clean and tidy Yes except you yeah yeah

I know

what's that suie it was easy peasy lemon

squeezy oh that's great well apart from

all this mess then we are absolutely

ready ready for what for Mr Slater of

course he's coming over for tea tonight

this is my chance to impress him and to

prove what a brilliant employee I am

just think he might even give me a pay

rise yes so everything has got to be

absolutely perfect yes so I know it's

still a bit dusty but never mind we'll

soon get that sorted out I'm sure you'll

do it

no no no no sweet no need for you to do

it sue can you sort all this out please

I'm going to go and get a shower before

Mr Slater arrives all

right what's that soty we forgot to

clean Richard's bedroom oh don't worry

about that Mr Slater won't be going in

Richard's

bedroom what if he wants a nap gosh

you're right well look Richard's in the

shower if you're quick you can clean his

room before he gets

out hold it still

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nice clean shirt for me to wear for Mr

Slater just think if all goes well he

might even put me in charge of the whole

park you've got a dress to impress right

shower

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power

la

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la

hey

la

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la la la la la

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la

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gosh sweep clean as a

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whistle oh dear we've forgotten to clean

the dishes we can't have Mr Slater

eating off a dirty

plate now sweep don't sulk it is your

turn to clean the dishes come on you

wash an I'll dry Now where's another tea

towel

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que can you hear a strange

noise it's the

dishes all right wait the

dishes how can the dishes be making all

that

noise oh because they're in the washing

machine

[Applause]

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sweet

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ah fresh as a daisy I'd better go and

get changed before Mr Slater

arrives a pay rise oh yes Mr Slater I'd

love to take over the running of the

park thank you do you know I think I'll

put a little bit of gel in my hair that

always makes me look

smart

lovely turn home

sweet

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just

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smashing oh sweet you bone brain now

we've got nothing to use for

tea at least they're

clean oh thank goodness you're here

suti what happened to the plates sweet

put them in the washing machine

no don't do that what's happened to my

shirt

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suty

right where is suti wow that was a big

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seagull turn off

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sweet w

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B now with Richard out of the way we've

got some cleaning up to do so come on

let's get

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busy

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oh well done g*ng looks like we made it

by the skin of our tee Mr Slater should

arrive any minute now yes hang on a

minute it's Mr

Slater hello what's that Mrs Slater's

DIY has caused a mishap oh how awful he

no no of course we don't mind we haven't

gone to any special

effort oh he's gone g*ng he's not

coming oh never mind come on we got a

nice clean Caravan and loads of food to

eat bye-bye everybody

[Music]

byebye

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