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02x27 - Sooty's Bath Night

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Sooty Show". Aired: July 30, 1968.*
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Children's slapstick show with the little bear glove puppet and his friends.

02x27 - Sooty's Bath Night

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oh

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hello there and welcome to volume three

of the Lost episodes you find us here on

this crazy golf course on an amusement

park in the southwest of England and the

reason why we're here is we've just

finished filming our brand new series

for ITV and it was all shot in this

Resort the reason why we starting here

on the golf course for you is because

one of the episodes featured this set

and it also featured Matthew corber

coming out of retirement to be a guest

star in that episode and while he was

here he said that if his father Harry

could see the fuss that was being made

of suti now he'd be tickled pink so

let's start with a favorite classic

episode of mine an alltime classic sutis

taking a bath

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oh

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how is it Su all right jellly good oh

hello there su's going to bed early

today because you see he's got a big

party on tomorrow and so I'm just giving

him his bath don't you think we ought to

have some more soap flakes in syi right

H then you say

when that all right jelly good Stir It

Up let's get a nice leather oh that's

lovely and how about some more water he

I don't just a drop here we are

there no that's fine isn't

it don't Don't splash Don't splash Su

that's naughty now I think I better get

you washed so I'll just rinse you off

for this other jug full

here can't you play a bit oh I don't

know s it's getting a little bit late

you know look at the time you should

have been in oh

no my best watch in the

water oh you are a naughty boy just have

to fix it out

now I've got all of this

toe I've got it wait a minute what's

this doing in the bath no no no s no

stop

it now I am cross with

you oh you are a Scamp anyway you Jolly

well won't play now now just close your

eyes because I'm going to rinse

you what a Mery

here oh Sy what are your toys doing in

here really what's that a thing from 50

Fathoms deep or something and what's

this other thing in

here oh your boat to I wish you wouldn't

keep your toys in this

jug oh really oh well now that you got

your toys you may just as well play for

only a little while about 2 minutes

right H

then Scamp you know

what was that look there's old sweet

coming hello sweet oh he's brought his

boat to play with you Su isn't that a

nice

one well su's not going to play long

sweet because he's got to go to bed very

soon will he just wash your bone for you

oh I think you will will you wash

sweep's bone syi right will go fetch it

sweep oh he's coming s there we are give

it to Su all you give it a good wash for

him Sy that's right

whoever heard of a doggy having his bone

washed I think that's all right now

that'll be all right sweet J go give it

back to him Su that's it now i' go put

it somewhere nice and warm if I were you

sleep and then you can dry it up you see

right byebye

byebye well it was nice seeing old sweet

wasn't it Su I think we better get you

washed now because it time's going on

you know oh you want to swim a

bit have you seen Su swimming before

haven't you oh well you must see this

all right well he can't really swim you

know but we we have a life Bell here

here we are s you better put sweep's

bolt out of the water hav

you that's it here's the life belt now

then what are you going to do first the

breast stroke jolly good off you go

then just look at

that isn't that a lovely style beautiful

well sui how about that crawl that

you're backing there these days let's

have a try at that shall

we it won't get very far with it but

he's trying hard isn't

he jolly good let's take it out oh you

haven't done your backstroke have you oh

show them show them how this float on

your back

go there we are let's take this out s

how do you like that for

style that's lovely all right s let's

take it off now because she you you

really must get

washed you want to try without the life

belt oh but s you can't swim well

enough all right off you

go oh he's doing a oh I knew it I knew

it oh poor old

Su poor little chap have you got the

soap in your

eyes I'll just rinse you and then I can

wash you again

there we

are that's

fine here we

go I don't know how you manag to get as

dirty as this you know let's do your

tummy

too that's right let's get a good behind

your ears the other one that's right

pause itat Telly nice and

clean that's fine

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now then I'll just rinse you again s and

and then we're all set here we

go oh that's

lovely can you have a shower oh no you

can't have a shower so we haven't got a

shower that's your magic wand what in

else do you want your magic wand

for all right here it

is no no no s

oh stop

it no no no no

please that settles it you're coming out

now what's the

matter you

shy oh I'm sorry he's shy just wantan to

watch him coming out of the water so I

tell you what you go over to to su's

house because I I put his bed on top of

the roof you see he doesn't usually

sleep on the roof but just so you can

see him and I'll get sui out and dry him

and we'll be across the in about a

minute all right right there then off

you go

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come on sui come on you're all nice and

dry and clean now let's have a look at

you sui come

on oh doesn't he look sweet now lovely

now you get in the back door Su go on

and then climb up onto the roof and then

you can get into

bed that's

it hurry up

Sy come

on

sui

sui look come here and stop playing

laying about and getting to bed this

minute oh wait a minute you got to say

your prayers first you

know all right Sy that's a good

boy come on suie get in now that's a

good boy now get your feet well down

make yourself nice and

comfy that's

lovely that's fine and you go to sleep

straight away so be lovely you know he

usually goes to bed early and if he

doesn't he gets awfully cross and tired

and then of course I start catching it

what are you

doing put your pillow down and go to

sleep

suy what's the

matter what is

it oh no sweep's bone that's with me

telling him to put it somewhere warm

anyway I'll give him it in a little

while now you lie down and go to sleep

that's a good boy

lovely he looks cuy in bed doesn't he

but as I was saying what's the

matter you want a bedtime

story all right lie down then I'll read

you a bedtime story Jesus let's see what

we've got here oh just there one Su

Goldie Locks and the Three

Bears right now once upon a time there

lived a little girl called goldilock her

home was at the edge of a wood and early

one

morning what's the

matter you want your hot water

bottle all right here's your hot water

bottle he doesn't really need a hot

water bottle he's warm enough without

that um where were we oh yes presently

she came to a dear little cottage now in

that

Cottage what are you doing in there Su

come out of it now lie down and go to

sleep this

minute you are a

Scamp let's try

again there was father bear who was big

there was Mother Bear who was

middle-sized and there was baby bear who

was

Tiny now

what you want a

drink all right then here's a glass of

milk going and have a little drink of

that don't drink it all

hurry up Su don't drink the

blood that's fine right now you lie down

now that's a good

boy let's see if it can get into sleep

this time and there was baby bear who

was Tiny now these three had gone for a

walk byot oh sty what's the

matter done

well go on then don't be

long oh a Nuance you I have this tble

every night when I put him to bed I'm

really hurry up

Su he's coming come on now get into bed

that's it and go to

sleep he forgot to put his milk bottles

out at the back that

time now the little girl knocked on the

open cottage door and then oh

you want your teddy

bear all right then here's your teddy

bear go on put him in the bed he won't

go to sleep without his teddy bear you

know go put him in that's

it that's very nice ah listen listen Su

if you get up once more I should get

really cross with you and I mean it this

time no I really do now go to sleep I

should get cross

the little girl knocked on the open

cottage door and then getting no reply

she stepped inside oh s I'm close with

you

now no really it's a bit too bad we're

going to be here all day getting you to

sleep what's the matter I won't ask you

again you wen't duing

in well all right I'll took you in but

you must go to sleep then promise

promise

all right you're a naughty

boy not you think he's a naughty boy you

don't make all this fuss when you go to

bed do you I should get really cross Su

if you get it once

more be quiet now it's time getting to

sleep I made it

syi on a table there were three bowls of

porridge one was a big bowl one was a

middle siiz bowl and one was

it

sleep and

night

bye-bye bye-bye

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