everybody
ands enjoy
your day
and do best to take of you Heights hey
what's that name c Heights hey make it
we'll have some fun here at
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Heights OH what's wrong
suti you can't get your want to work
well that's very unusual um sweep could
you pass me Mr Kerr's bill please I want
to check that it's all correct before he
leaves it's a shame he's
going you like him well we all like Mr C
look he'll probably be back again soon
he's a Salesman and they tend to travel
around a lot now come on pass me's
girl shy why did you make the bill
disappear you didn't mean to then what
happened you think your one's broken oh
dear I'm sweet you'll have to write Mr
Kerr out a new bill morning morning
isn't it a lovely day and how are we
this morning you're fine are you sweep
well I'm very glad to hear it now my
delightful friend lyanna much as it
pains me to leave could you furnish me
with a bill ah got a slight problem with
that actually Mr Kerr sweep was just
about to write you out a new one oh well
use my pen
sweep there you
go oh oh
suty uh suty says he's sorry and he'll
get it right this time
oh oh yeah oh Mr C I'm so sorry quite
all right no any excuse for a change I
shouldn't use that wand anymore if I
were you
something who likes
chocolate they
do you don't think Mr kers should have
to pay his bill I agree sweet oh well
I've got a very special bar of chocolate
for you all to share is to care
I can think of three bears and a dog
who'll enjoy this yes I do mean you
sweep and such a scamping sue anyway
time waits for no man every cloud has a
silver lining a rolling stone gathers no
Moss places to go people to see bye now
oh bye come again
soon what a nice man indeed sweep no
thanks to suti and how very kind to
leave you all the chocolate
bar but who gets it well perhaps you
should all shck share I was going to say
share you're going to tell the others
good well as long as you're not going to
argue about
it oh hello hey have you noticed how
quiet it is around here today still I
suppose I shouldn't complain if it's
quiet it means there can't be anything
wrong Richard I'm glad I found you I'm
glad I found you too Lanna I've just
come from Mr kurr's room he's left it in
a terrible state it could do with a
really good cleanout could it now listen
I think there's going to be an argument
yes so if you could tidy it up please
you see there was this bar of chocolate
hang on why me why you what well why
should I be the one who has to tidy up
all the time why can't you do it uh well
uh I'm management and um hang on a
minute Lanna yes
scampy scamby says there's a r going on
in the kitchen so I better sort that out
while you tidy
up sounds like it's getting out of hand
what we
Long hey
who threw that I did what's all this put
that down what did that for you three up
to will you please just listen to me a
minute what are you up to that is enough
Sue why are you throwing food around
well it was meant for soty what what is
going on he's keeping the chocol for
himself it's yours find us Keepers look
why don't you just share it between
you yes sweep share
you're not sharing with Sue why not
she's too bossy I am not too bossy so
you take that back right now yes I do
see anyway I'm not sharing with suty
you've just seen all of
it that's why you won't share with Sue
or sweep why you want to eat all of it
yes there you are there you are that's
it that is it give give me this
chocolate stays with me until you learn
to
share what now how' you know I won't eat
it myself ah because if I had this
chocolate I'd want to share it with all
of you because to share is to
care I'll
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you I don't believe this look at it all
I mean Mr ker may have been a nice man
to have around but what a messay scampy
oh what's in here let's have a look
oh oh look at
this look hey and loads of other jokey
things all of this stuff must have
belonged to Mr
Kerr you know for a traveling salesman
he was awfully fond of practical
jokes now you like him even more yeah I
can't say I'm surprised to hear that
scampy hello what's this the haa
handbook how to be a professional Joker
by Joker Mr K wrote this you want to
know what he wrote okay here he
goes take a bucket full of gloop like
baked beans mixed up in PE soup place it
high upon the
door and with laughter you will Roar
because I find that as a rule a corny
clumsy clueless fool will try to come
and talk to you and find himself all
covered in lots of
Goo if we're in the tide of spring then
here's a trick with lots of Zing say out
loud what a lovely day please smell my
flow it's the month of May and as your
frienders take a sniff expecting such a
fragrant whip then you will laugh some
they might found because the water
nearly makes them
drown if you know someone who cooks and
clever stuff with recipe books why not
spend a nightow acquiring some of this
special flow and next time when they go
to bake a really classy looking cake
then they won't know the danger looms
because the baking flower will go
boom playing tricks is really fun with
flower or goo or squirty g*n people they
can call you DFT it doesn't matter it's
just a
laugh Mr Cur this I'm beginning to
wonder if he was that Pleasant after all
I mean who'd want to play hor horrible
tricks like that on
people oh hi slty why are you here you
want to help me out the builds up
brilliant uh you're not trying to steal
this chocolate are you promise Scouts
Honor good
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TW
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I Can't Take My Eyes Off You for one
minute can I now I'm mean it hop It Go
on push
off sorry about that do you know it's
going to take someone pretty clever to
pinch this chocolate while I'm about
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o o o what's going on sleep stop it why
are you dressed like that
you're a dog burglar well you weren't
going to be a cat burglar were you
anyway look I've told you none of you
can have this chocolate until you learn
to share now off you go the pair of
you hopefully that's the last time
anyone will try and pinch this
chocolate scampy I want you to help me
get that chocolate from the reception
counter what's in it for you I'll give
you half deal what are you two
whispering about nothing right I'm going
to throw the rest of this rubbish away
then I think I'm going to put my feet up
I'm
exhausted okay scampy now to get that
chocolate we need to find a way to
distract Richard from reception so that
we can grab it any
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ideas 3 2 1 go
goodness me what an Earth was
that at last and it's mine all
mine what about your share you have been
a foolish fool scampy it was a trick I
intend to eat this all
myself not so fast what do you mean not
so fast sweet I'll go as fast as I like
especially when it comes to eating a
this going on I don't know all smoke and
oh hang on a minute you haven't been
trying to pinch that chocolate have you
no no no no not at all in fact we've
decided to share it that's right isn't
it boys we're all going to share oh
excellent oh I'm so glad you decided to
listen to me right then in that case you
can share it tomorrow
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it's the night before they have to share
the chocolate and all is quiet but
something wakes
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suti what are you doing says suti
nothing then we'd all better get back to
bed hadn't we
suti the others know they've been caught
out so they decide to go back to bed and
get some sleep
or do
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they later on something wakes suti
again what's going on oh she must be
sleepwalking say suti let's wake her
up I've heard it's
dangerous to wake a Sleep Walker up suti
says that they need to check whether Sue
really is sleep after all or whether she
is
pretending I know what to
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do Sue are you asleep sweep asks yes I
am
sweep ah we better not wake her up
then dozy
dog
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hey how can sue answer me if she really
is asleep oh I'm sleep talking as well
and now I'm sleep walking back to
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bed it got even later and once again
suti turns the light
on don't Hello us sweep what are you up
to
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you need to use the toilet a likely
story oh it's true isn't
it Su says he believes you you
do oh yes good idea Su says you can go
to the bathroom if you
want thank you you're
welcome what's the
matter if you go will eat the chocolate
of course we won't SW
s you don't believe
us we'll all have to come to the
bathroom with you oh yes that's a good
idea off we go I'll just stay and guard
the chocolate shall
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I oh no I don't oh no I don't want sweep
you think I'd steal the chocolate I've
hurt deeply
hurt everybody stays in here here and
nobody goes to sleep suit me
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fine morning had nearly arrived things
were getting very tense oh goodness see
sweep will you please keep
still you still want to go to the toilet
well no one's stopping you you're
staying here then get back into bed and
keep still
well it's nearly morning I'll bet you
boys feel
tired no well you won't mind if I sing a
song then go to sleep
sorty in your night G on that soft
pillow get your head
down dream of the
chalky won't that be
fun when you awake it'll be in my time
hold it right there Sue says scampy so
you thought you'd double cross me a
second time oh Stampy you're you're
awake now back away from the chocolate
if you don't want to get squirted says
scampy you wouldn't dare just try me
says scampy and no false moves that
chocolate's mine
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now I don't think so
scampy oh so now the situation is really
tense warning everyone right chocolate
sharing time because to share is to care
get in
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boys it's fine sweet it's
not right right that's enough I've made
a decision since you can't share and
since I got soaked this morning I'm
going to eat this chocolate yes I'm
going to eat it on my own in the office
now you said if you it you'd share it
with all of us yes I would have shared
it with all of you but you couldn't
learn how to share so it's all your own
fault so
there oh
no no it doesn't seem very fair does it
Su if only we' shared IE sweet
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a morning morning dear in me what a lot
of long faces hello Mr ker what are you
doing here I just came to see what you
thought of the samples I left behind
samples what samples yeah the jokes the
rubber spiders and such like did did I
not tell you I'm a practical joke
salesman oh that's what they were
for oh oh scany says that he'll have the
rubber snake the rubber snake and the
spider and The Spider and the Whoopi
cushion and the whoopy cush the jokey
thing life here will be one long round
of practical jokes now speaking of which
what did you think of the chocolate I
left behind why' you ask well you must
have thought it was hilarious being
covered in green spots all day you mean
that chocolate you left here gives you
green spots or we never ate it well one
of you must have done here's the rapper
but which one hello Mr K what brings you
back
here fix your
everybody
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[Applause]
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