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company
oh hello there
hey am i glad to see you
i can't get over how silly we were we
forgot to tell you that we were moving
didn't we anyway i'm jolly glad that you
managed to find us and don't worry
because we are all here sweet sue
little cousin scampi we've all moved up
here lock stock and barrel to the north
of england
and what i hear you ask are we doing
exactly well
we've got a shop actually i inherited it
from a very distant auntie welcome to
and co
this is our shop
this is our venture we're all thrilled
with it
and i expect you wondering what we sell
exactly well matthew matthew where on
earth are you yes all right so i'm here
i'm here oh and i'm not alone by the way
because uh we've got company
what oh goodness me
oh hello everybody it's so nice to see
you all isn't it
we were really worried weren't we
matthew what you mean about them not
finding a suit yes but don't worry i've
just explained that and now that they're
here
everybody's happy right well um i'm
afraid not that you what listen
isn't that somebody's
somebody's crying
it's coming from over here
it's not him
it's not him
just a minute i know who it is come on
up you come come on up up up up up up up
up
look who it is
and he's crying as well what's
what's the matter
you're feeling homesick
but city this is your home
you're sick of it
the old ones are the best ones look sue
why don't you take upstairs and
see if you can cheer him up a bit come
on the prayer you're going off you go
i'm sorry about this i mean i was going
to show you around the shop but i'm
afraid that we'll have to wait i'm going
to have to go and try and cheer up that
poor little teddy bear oh
you could come and join us if you like
come on
come
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well he's a bit upset that's all
why
we've just moved house haven't we
yes and sometimes moving to a new place
can be a little bit upsetting if you're
sensitive unsettling
you're not upset well you're not exactly
sensitive either are you
oh there there i mean here i am
looking after giving him support
what are you giving him
you could give him a lick of your bones
you great nincompoop look what you've
done now
painted hey come on you lot you're not
arguing already i oh come on stand
up oh for goodness sake cheer up as well
come on it's terrible seeing you like
this look can't you give me a little
smile
no
oh please smile city look i'd do
anything to make you smile
well yes anything i i promise
you just thought of something that will
make you smile well apparently thought
is something that will
ah no no no no no no no no i'm not doing
that with you you did promise well yes
but that was before at that
is to cheer up
well yes but um come along matthew it's
just a little reminder of the old days
something to cheer up the poor little
chap oh
just a little reminder of the old days
something to cheer up the poor little
chap
all right
go on then do it
feeling happier now
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just a little reminder of the old days
something to cheer the poor little chap
up well they won't catch me out again
oh hello there hey i was in the middle
of showing you around wasn't there well
as you can see this is my bedroom it's
wonderful isn't it lots of room lots of
space on the floor for hanging my
clothes up and things and
hey look at that
it's it's moving
i hope it's not a mouse ooh horrible
nasty things
oh
it's little cousin scampi hey i was just
telling this lot he's crying as well
what's the matter scampi what's wrong
you just heard what did to me what
the custard pie
oh bless him he's concerned
what
oh he's not concerned he's jealous well
listen you are not going to push a pie
in my face that's for sure
i'll let do it
well yes but you see that was because
was feeling upset
don't tell me you're upset as well
well no way young man are you pushing a
pie into my eye
not even a little one
not even a tiny one what
can you squirt me in the face
no you cannot you must be joking
how do you like that he wants to squirt
me with this water p*stol this is all
because was feeling a little bit
homesick well he can forget it the
little squirt
god talking a little squirts oh dear
evie that is a tiny waterproof look at
the size of that pathetic isn't it look
i tell you what scampi because i am
feeling so big-hearted and because i
would hate for you to feel homesick you
can do it go on come on young man
give it all you got come on
why do i have to open my big
well as you can see we have moved but
certain things remain exactly the same
they are naughty that lot aren't they
mind you i can never say mad with them
for long oh i was in the middle of
showing you around wasn't i well as you
can see this is a little kitchen area
not very large but big enough for us and
this
is the lounge
over here this is the dining area and
over this side of the room come on over
here this is the desk and this is where
i get to do most of my paperwork you are
matthew oh hi sue what is it well look
we found something what is it um oh it's
it's an old fountain pen actually sue oh
what like a biro oh no no no these pens
you had to fill them full of real ink
actually it could be a real pain you
know because they were very messy and
the ink used to get absolutely
everywhere can study have a look well
yes all right hold on to it but
listen be very very careful with it
because there may still be some uh
there may still be something look at me
look at me just look at me he didn't do
anything matthew he just squeezed it a
little bit that's all he wants to be
very very careful i don't squeeze him a
little bit oh stop being such a grumpy
trouser what come on you haven't shown
them the best bit yet what's that
of course the shop the shop come here
this is what is known as the sharp end
of the stick because this is the shop
have a look around now as you can see we
sell just about anything and everything
and that is the beauty of a shop like
this we sell just about anything
oh hello city
oh yes and we buy almost anything as
well what have we sold so far matthew uh
so far nothing so actually and uh what
have we bought so far so far um
nothing actually what
really
apparently has bought some stock
in for the shop that's brilliant listen
sir
there were fantastic value well that's
what i like to hear exactly what is it
oh hi sweet hi sweet what
there's been a delivery a delivery is
this what you've bought footy really are
they in the yard sweep
well come on action stations don't bring
them in go on hey this is very exciting
our very first delivery oh look at that
tell you what city whatever it is you
ordered you certainly seem to have got
plenty of them footy come back here what
is it exactly you're a bit busy uh
wow fancy ordering stocking for a shop
like this it's very clever you know i'm
very very impressed and i can't wait to
see what's inside the boxes it's
obviously something very light maybe
it's gloves or socks or something like
that uh saudi come here listen what what
is it exactly that you've um you're
still busy
sweep how many boxfuls are there
plenty more where these came from
goodness me i think i better just check
have a look see what he has bought make
sure he hasn't bought anything that we
can't sell just have a quick look inside
oh no look at look at that completely
empty i'm gonna have to have a word with
the suppliers about this let's have a
look
no look this one's empty as well
and this one
they're all completely up we've been
done come up here come up
listen listen
i want you to stay nice and calm but
something very serious has happened what
do i mean
well stay calm
how many did you order of whatever it
was that you did order
two thousand
two thousand
oh no city they've all gone missing uh
what did you actually order
boxes
boxes
you ordered 2 000 empty boxes
you cannot be serious man what is all
the fuzz about matthew i'll tell you
what the fuss is about this this this
this teddy bear has just ordered 2 000
empty boxes
we are now the proud owners of 2000
cardboard boxes
that's not strictly true what do you
mean well um well well what sue well the
man on the van said that he had a few
extra that we could have cheap so we um
so
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they're out here in the yard come on
sweep another thousand come back here
what are we going to do with 3 000
cardboard boxes all of which are
completely empty
you think of something well right now
i'm busy thinking of something that i
could do with you
that's the telephone that is what is
known as being saved by the bell young
man where's the photos here
yes yes hello yes this is cookie and
coke yep
oh
the showroom what the transport
it's ready now
yes
pretty snazzy
okay we'll be down directly
right oh listen listen are you there yes
listen do you take empty cardboard boxes
in payment
look well you can get scampi down here
to look after the shop whilst we go to
the showroom and get the transport go on
off you go
actually we've been waiting for that
phone call for quite a long time because
you can't run a shop like this without
transport to deliver things and collect
things actually wait till you see what
they've got it's brilliant oh and the
man in the shop said that i got
something pretty snazzy as well
so i better get myself cleaned off then
i'll go for the transport
3 000 cardboard boxes all of which are
empty
either
manchester is one of the only cities in
britain to have real working trams
so this was the way sweep and sue
decided to travel
luckily sue has grown up enough and has
my permission to be in charge of the
three of them here she is getting a
ticket from the ticket machine
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they're having a great time
c
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hey whoa whoa wait wait a minute
how do you like that they've gone and
left without me
i'm having a great time this is really
wonderful
still never mind because this will be my
last journey by foot remember what the
man from the garage said something a bit
snazzy for me
anyway it's a very nice day for a jog so
uh excuse me
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open it up open the door
open to open the door
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oh thank you very much mr lamont i've
got them boys i've got the keys to the
new vehicle
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it's all right it's all right
i think i'm going to shake him off
actually this is the place where we are
due to pick up the new shop transport
and i think i've actually managed to
beat that lot to it
so
should you enjoy your stroll
you're here of course we're here we've
been here for ages sodium sweep are just
bringing the vehicle
what now here yes what where look whoa
look at this
look
hey
this is
look
look
this is
brilliant
it's fantastic
it's amazing
it's wicked
fantabulous
sue you better get on your way um
whereabouts is
my transport
your transports are behind the blue one
matthew
have a nice journey bye bye bye
climb aboard too okay
right
take it away boys
bye
better go check out my vehicle now
behind the blue one
look at this the one behind the blue one
it's a beauty
look at this
matt's machine
who'd ride an old clock like this
no quite like you
i hope your van
breaks down
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but of course their van didn't break
down because it was brand spanking new
and it went like a dream
my transport in the other hand was as
old as the hills
and it went like a nightmare
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oh
you're back already oh you're sitting
back for ages matthew your dinner's in
the oven just needs heating
the campervan's terrific
thank you for telling me that sweep it's
really made my day has that yes and
there's some more news matthew um it's
about scampi what well don't don't tell
me don't tell my i couldn't bear it
it's bound to be disaster no it isn't at
all whilst we were out scampi made a
sale yeah
what note
i've sold a very large item for 20
pounds i've put all the boxes somewhere
useful love scampi
so
well well well where is the little chap
hiding riding no no riding he meant he's
riding his bike why don't you sit down
have your tea matthew no no no sir
ashley i'm pooped i'm gonna have an
early night oh do you know something
running a shop is harder work than you
would believe and actually i could hear
a nice comfortable bed just calling to
me so i'll bid you night night
i sold a very large item for 20 pounds
what on earth can you sold for 20 pounds
oh dear we know what he sold don't we
boy
do you know i still can't work out what
he sold to get 20 pounds
and another thing what did he do with 3
000 empty cardboard boxes still
life is full of little mysteries so i
shall bid you night night everybody
night night
the box is it
he sold my bed bye bye everybody
bye bye he stole my bed
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