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01x50 - Sooty's Space Ride

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Sooty Show". Aired: July 30, 1968.*
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Children's slapstick show with the little bear glove puppet and his friends.

01x50 - Sooty's Space Ride

Post by bunniefuu »

oh hello there this is mr slater's new

space ride and it's out of this world oh

come on get yourselves on there that's

right you're tall enough and so are you

take your seats

oh hello boys

what's this oh it's the new space ride

when you're on it it really feels like

you're flying to mars in a rocket it's

brilliant

hey

can you have a go on it oh i'm sorry

city but look you're just not tall

enough

please

i'm sorry boys but mr slater would give

me the sack if i let you on i'm sorry

you're just too small so there'll be no

flying to space today

[Music]

oh hello there in case you're wondering

has decided he wants to fly to

mars so he's got his very own rocket

what's that just a few more checks and

you'll be good to launch

wow

how exciting

what's going on in here

top secret

hello can i come in please

i can only come in if i know the

password well what is the password

sausages

all right sausages

come in

anti-radiation wave meter installed

antigravitic anomalizer recalibrated uh

what are you up to oh hello

richard don't speak to sortie he's

really busy at the moment yes i can see

that and

i say

shooty

shooty city

what are you doing

you're building a space rocket so you

can fly to mars

wow can i come with you

no

or why not

don't tell me i'm too tall

all right one all smarty pants

anyway i'm a little bit worried about

you going into space by yourself i mean

it's very dangerous out there how will

you protect yourself from unfriendly

aliens

you've got a supersonic space ray g*n a

supersonic space ray g*n

well that's not going to be any good

it's just a toy in-house

[Music]

you're trapping his little head take it

away

now it's on my fingers look stand away

bone brain i'll do it myself there we

are there's your little ramp so

this is it is it you're really off

oh you be careful i'm gonna miss

you

how will i know if you've landed on mars

safely

i can contact you via the satellite link

oh that's marvellous all i need is some

headphones with a microphone attached

i'll go and fetch those then well that's

good

thank you very much well let's just put

them on there we are oh

stop doing that thank you very much

t-minus 20 seconds to blast off oh so

this is it

goodbye my brave little friend

take care salty

is there anything i can do to help sue

yes richard here's a list of the

important questions you need to our

study before we start to launch

you can talk to him once the satellite

link goes live

right t-minus 15 seconds

are you receiving me over is there

anything dangerous to report in the area

let's prepare for blastoff

i've done something dangerous in my area

ready for blast off

one

four

three

two

one

hey come on

come on wait for me

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

take me to your leader

it's me richard

you've just left a twit on earth called

richard i am the twit on earth called

richard and as a matter of fact you're

still on earth because your rocket

hasn't gone anywhere

the rocket seems to have malfunctioned

no launch today

[Music]

oh no sweet you've just launched the

rocket you phone brain where's it

heading to

straight for mr slater's portable toilet

quick

oh dear he looks a little flushed

oh never mind you'll just have to build

another space rocket

[Music]

is he quizzy let's get busy

will that actually fly to mars

it certainly will and what's more you'd

like us to all come with you just please

please come on what are we waiting for

[Music]

make me look like an astronaut

excuse me but i am an astronaut

more like an astronaut

hahaha very funny and you can stop

laughing soon i'm sorry richard but you

do look like a jacket potato

all right all right come on

prepare for blast off to mars

come on g*ng all into the toilet

i mean rock it

[Music]

five four three

two

one

we have

[Music]

are we nearly there yet

we've only just taken off

[Music]

according to your calculations we should

be arriving on mars very shortly

you

and in record time oh how romantic to

think the first teddy bear in space

oh

just think we're entering the mars after

school now

how exciting will guide us down captain

city

[Music]

we have touchdowns

[Music]

is it safe

it is safe but i've got to go first all

right then come on g*ng let's make

history

[Music]

this is one small step for man

oh you've just crawled on my line

i tried on your foot oh i'm sorry i'll

just think boys isn't mars such an

amazing place we are the first people to

tread on alien sand to look up at alien

sky

not now you know you're the first

to explore the final frontier oh not now

city just think we are the first to

tread on alien soil to look over alien

birds circling alien skies

that was just like a seagull

it was a seagull you don't think we've

made it to mars

oh

we've only made it as far as the beach

oh

no

oh dear

[Music]

excuse me that's not a toilet that's our

spaceship

bye bye everybody

[Music]

you