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01x44 - Crash Landing!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Sooty Show". Aired: July 30, 1968.*
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Children's slapstick show with the little bear glove puppet and his friends.

01x44 - Crash Landing!

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[Music]

oh hello there i'm just having my

breakfast cheers

[Music]

pesky flies

what's going on here get out of it

what's this all about

ah so it was you lot was it i might have

guessed city i've told you before do not

land planes on people's toast

you were practicing for the junior

flyers club junior flyers well you need

a much bigger plane than this for a

start and you need to do it without

crushing it into people's breakfasts oh

yes to be in the junior flies club you

have to be something special you had to

be able to perform spectacular stunts

and maneuvers that will really knock

your socks off yes or your underpants

richard

hey those are my underpants what are you

doing

give me those sweaty i've got the

weirdos pants today

richard's really got his knickers in it

toys

[Music]

why am i dressed like a smarty pants

well it just so happens that mr slater

has put me in charge of the junior

flyers club today which is why i'm

dressed like a pilot thank you oh right

come on let's go boys on a minute why do

you think you lot are going to the

junior floor

i've told you before you can't join the

junior flyers club you haven't got a

proper model plane

anyway i'm going to be late so be good

and i'll see you later

[Music]

[Laughter]

you were looking forward to going to the

junior flyers club yes how was i sweep

yes we still can

what you mean you heard richard we don't

have a proper plane sortie

oh the magic wand

good thinking

easy let's get busy

[Applause]

let's explore

[Music]

you wonder if we could find that one

over there oh yes wouldn't that be fun

what are you up to

we're going to flight ourselves

this will show richard in the junior

flyers club come on

[Music]

brilliant

[Music]

wow good flight pilot what's my phone

oh it's mr slater

hello sir oh yes the junior flying club

is going really well

it better go well or i'll get the sack

oh don't worry sir i think it'll really

take off take off

oh he's gone

oh how exciting

[Music]

prepare for takeoff and buckle up okay

[Music]

we should be going forward

[Music]

that's

[Music]

well done captain city

yes sweet that is the eiffel tower hello

down there oh what a nice man

[Music]

yes and the taj mahal hello

and a warm hello to you too

yes it does look cold down there

hello

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

wow this is certainly going very well

isn't it g*ng and just to think

sweepers are at home behaving themselves

for a change

oh i'm quite thirsty sweep sweep

oh please could you fetch me a glass of

milk

[Music]

i don't think i could get used to this

the sunshine the clouds and the steady

turns

it's all over my dress

you'll get me some more

thank you

oh the sight of the earth from this high

up is truly breathtaking you know for

some people their glass is always half

empty but i am definitely a panda whose

glass is half

don't full

my milk's all over the floor

would i like a straw

no i would not like a straw sausage

brain i would like my milk in a glass

please

it's very hard to be angry with that

dosy dog when you're this relaxed

i mean

cruising high in the sky

like a mighty bird

[Music]

what's going on sweet

[Music]

all i wanted was a glass of milk and

what i've got is i love bells in my ears

do you think there's a problem with the

engine oh well in that case why don't

you try giving it a drop of oil

that does he dog i don't think i'm ever

gonna get a drink

oh well at least i can enjoy the view

the mountains

those oceans

sweet

hang on swede

what are you doing

you're oiling the engine

i was joking you nincompoop

come back inside this minute

[Music]

[Music]

don't think we all made a difference

no neither do i

oh hello

do you know what's wrong with the plane

we're running out of fuel

we're gonna have to make an emergency

landing but

oh no we're gonna land right on top of

richard's junior flyers club quick get

back to the controls

sweet we need to warm richard quickly

call

you can't

why not

you're out a minute

i won't text him then quickly

[Music]

oh what a perfect day oh i've got a text

message coming through

it's from sweep

hello rick

how are you

lol

p.s don't look up hey don't look up

[Music]

hello

oh no it's you three is it

what have you been up to

you've flown around the world and you've

come home for tea yes and you said

suttie couldn't fly a plane but he's

just proved it well that was a pretty

impressive landing pilot

[Music]

can you join the flying club now well

why not

oh no not that thing again

[Music]

my vibrant body

[Music]

bye