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01x40 - Splash with Sooty!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Sooty Show". Aired: July 30, 1968.*
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Children's slapstick show with the little bear glove puppet and his friends.

01x40 - Splash with Sooty!

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[Music]

oh hello

um hello

hello

hello

hi

hello oh hello

oh hello

it's mr slater

hello mr slater

no we're not very busy at all well

there's hardly any customers i'll get

some

fill the park with customers buy tonight

or i'll get the sack but uh

oh he's gone

oh what am i gonna do now

i've got an idea uh oh what is it then

we could advertise the park more

what are you talking about my posters

are everywhere oh yes you mean the ones

dating back to the dark ages sue my

posters are not that old oh yes they are

you come with me i'll show you

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well i don't see anything wrong with

those oh richard they're ancient hey

it's no wonder people don't want to come

to the park you're not being very

exciting oh

what's that we could make some new

posters yes take some exciting new

photos and then everybody will want to

come here hang on i'd love to sue but we

need professional photographers wouldn't

we where are we going to find those in a

hurry

who are you

photography services and sweep two

you're the photographers oh that's

brilliant they can help you take the

pictures for the new poster oh yes i'm

sure they could if they had a camera but

unfortunately they

do have a camera

are you sure you're going to do this

properly

you're experts

all right then where should we take the

first photo well i certainly think you

should take one by the pool

oh yeah you could be right okay i'll

tell you what then i'll see you at the

pool in a minute more customers here we

come

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[Applause]

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[Applause]

you know i think suddenly's idea to take

some new photographs is really great the

new posters are gonna look fantastic

well i'm all ready to go we've just got

to wait for the boys to finish setting

up their equipment

oh there they are now look at with

his camera now he's looking down the

lens to make sure he can take the

perfect picture

but i don't think he wants sweeps help

[Applause]

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i think wants sweet to stay right

out of the way so he can set up his

lights

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oh no sweeps trying to set up the lights

too

i wouldn't trust old sausage brain

[Applause]

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is

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hey

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[Applause]

hi boys

i'm ready

[Applause]

[Music]

okay how's this

a

[Applause]

back some

all right

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so how was the first picture richard so

he says it's going to make a real splash

yes you could say that suit

oh you're here are you and i suppose you

want to take another picture of me

well okay but as long as it's not next

to any more swimming pools

no more swimming pools good right what

is it this time

you want to take a picture of me next to

the go-kart track oh it doesn't sound

too bad hang on a minute let's get this

straight this is just me next to the

go-kart track

as the cars go round and round

that sounds quite exciting doesn't it oh

all right then come on

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where do you want me

back a bit okay

here

back a bit more oh all right

just here

good

sweet what's the matter

you've just seen something what

a spaceship where

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up there

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right so let's get this straight there's

no swimming pools for me to fall into

no ropes tied around my trousers

i could so what do you want me to do

this time

you'd like me to put my face against the

ice cream nozzle and smile oh

you mean this nozzle just here oh yes

i don't think so i know what you've got

planned the minute i put my face next to

that ice cream nozzle you're gonna take

another silly picture of me

not this time i'm gonna stay right where

i am and make a lovely ice cream like

this

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there we are how's this

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yes

i need a flake

well it's quite a good idea where are

the flakes

over there i'll just go and get one

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right here i am let's go

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and the next thing the ice cream machine

exploded and covered me in freezing cold

ice cream

did you look cool

no as a matter of fact i look daft oh if

mr slater finds out about any of this

he's gonna sack me for sure

oh

you finished the posters

i look terrible

well you better not have put any of

those posters up

good

sweep has

sweep has

oh no i've got to stop him

do i like them

the customers think they're really funny

customers or customers

those customers

thanks to your posters we're busy again

oh mr slater's gonna be so happy and so

am i

oh look everyone it's a funny man from

the posters oh yeah will you do

something funny for us

no well actually is the star of

the show around here should he go do

something funny for all our new

customers go on

easy whizzy let's get fizzy

[Music]

[Laughter]

bye bye everybody

[Music]

bye