01x37 - Going on Holiday!

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oh hi everybody mr slater's giving me

the weekend off so i'm determined to

relax with some uh peace and quiet

oh sorry

you're up early what am i doing well i'm

just reading the paper and i'm enjoying

a nice cup of tea from my favorite china

cup so if you don't mind

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stuff

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will you just buzz off

what is the matter

you think you've spotted my name in the

newspaper what where

oh you're right my name is in the

newspaper we're thrilled to announce

that mr richard cadell is the lucky

winner of our prize draw a luxury

weekend break for four people at a

mystery location suddenly we've won a

holiday i can't believe it

a mystery weekend break i never win

anything this is marvellous

hello

richard is it true we've won a holiday

where are we going to well i don't know

that's why it's a mystery but it's bound

to be somewhere snazzy

what time do we leave uh well i'll have

a look it says that our vip transport

will collect us at lunch time today

you better get packing yes let's get

packing come on

i'm going to phone the competition

helpline to see if i can find out where

we're actually going

hello this is the competition helpline

please help the line to find out where

you're actually going

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how exciting a mystery holiday it's

bound to be somewhere really far away

i'm going to pack all my favorite

dresses

yes

what should you patch

well we're bound to be going somewhere

really far away so you'll need lots of

provisions

i think it'll be china

that's where pandas come from oh and

i've always wanted to visit

yes sweep pack for china

am i serious of course i'm serious

sausage bread now get perking

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soti your suitcase doesn't look like

it's been used since we have that

brilliant holiday in australia cool hat

sushi what else is in there

oh

it's your boomerang hey see if it still

works

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cheers

i think you put a bit too much off into

that one here let me have a go oh i

can't wait to try this one

two

three

go

you don't think it's coming back

oh it will don't worry boomerangs

always come back thank you for holding

you must now choose which representative

you wish to speak to please press one

for julie two for brian three for martin

four for shirley five for adrian

look this is shirley i'm sorry i can't i

take your call at the moment but please

stay on the line and listen to some

sounds of the highlands

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so much stuff you can't get it to close

do you really need so many jumpers

sweet

what are you doing with richard's china

i said to pack china no i didn't bone

brain i said to pack for china

take it back you nitwith

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look what you've done now you've smashed

richard's china cup

do i think he'll notice

well unless you were thinking of

sticking it all back together again yes

now where are my beach towels

oh

china has some lovely beaches

a

what's that

i didn't put that in there

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what

i'm sure that wasn't there before

i must be going bonkers

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just a minute

it was you putting all those

clothes in my suitcase you gave me the

heebie jeebies

oh

it's funny is it

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wow that is funny

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please stay on the line your call is

really important this holiday better be

good i still don't know where we're

going i hope it's somewhere nice and

warm and sunny i can sunbathe and get a

tan egypt to be nice oh yes

egypt

egypt

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hello richard

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cool it's hot

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uh

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false alarms

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oh hello sweet sorry i was in a world of

my own then

would i like a drink from my beautiful

china cup oh go on then an orange juice

or something

do you know i'm beginning to wonder if

these people will ever take my call

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oh thanks sweep

what's going on

i didn't drink fast enough

oh my lovely china cup

hello

oh hello you two are you all packed of

course

i must say sort of you're looking rather

big

you couldn't fit all your clothes into

your suitcase are you wearing them

let's see how about you sweetheart you

packed everything

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just your bones now why doesn't that

surprise me

hey that's it our vip transport is here

hello thank you for your patience you're

talking to shirley how can i help you

sorry shirley we've got to go bye

come on

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you all ready for your luxury weekend

break yes all aboard

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off we go oh i can't believe we're

actually going i do have this china

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you hope it's the isle of dogs

what's that

you hope it's australia so you can play

boomerang well as long as i get a swim

i'll be happy with any of those isn't

this exciting

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here you are folks you've reached your

mystery destination

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hang on a minute

slater's holidays

have fun guys but this is where we work

look on the bright side richard at least

you have the weekend off

and there's a lovely beach just around

the corner so you can still have a swim

that's true hey and we could play

boomerang all day long oh we could the

boomerang was very popular when i was a

lad maybe it's time it made a comeback

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i think i need a holiday

bye bye everybody

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bye