come on hurry up
oh hello
i'm about to read and sweep a very
scary story
are you ready then i shall begin
it is a dark and stormy night
the lightning flashes and the wind howls
my doctor suttenstein is in his
laboratory working on his latest
diabolical experiment
[Music]
you run master
your creature is almost ready
just throw the switch and your creature
will
oh
you are truly a genius dr suttenstein
yeah
there is only one ingredient missing
before your creature is complete
it is missing a prey
this is your assistant sweeper sausage
he's also missing a brain
[Music]
stop it
what is your creature missing dr
suttenstein
he is missing an earthly presence
sweeper
bring forth the unearthly presence
[Music]
birthday presents the bone brain
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
a giant vampire bat
the only thing that will get rid of a
vampire is a stake
you've got one
what's that
it's a sweepstake
the time is nigh
dr sukenstein's creature will live
look
the moon is full
what do you mean oh no why should that
bother you
[Music]
oh no the full moon has turned sweeper
into a vault
[Music]
siskenstein do something
[Music]
your creature is a noise
let us see this hideous creature
hello
what's going on here oh hello richard i
i'm just reading the boys a ghost story
we just got up to the bit where the
hideous creature appears and
you came
in charming
what's the phone
it's mr slater
hello sir
is there why uh yes
it's for you
how old
anyway so i don't know why you're
wasting your time reading ghost stories
because there's no such thing as ghosts
you're right sweep it's rubbish
oh hello what did mr slater want with
you
to offer you a job
well i suppose it's better than wasting
your time reading ghost stories
of course i'm not frightened of ghosts
yeah nor is sweep
could i spend a night in a real haunted
house of course i could no problem
no problem for sweep either to spend the
night in a haunted house you'd have to
be stupid
i rest my case
hey
you'll put us to the test
what do you mean and where are you going
to find a real haunted
what's that house
you've arranged for me and sweet to
spend a night in a real haunted house
well i'm not sure mr slater can spare me
and what i'm a scaredy-pants i'm not
proof we can spend a night here
all right you're on
come on sweep
maybe we've been a bit hasty sweep i
mean what if ghosts really do exist
don't tell somebody but actually i'm a
little bit scared of you
oh you're shaking is it fear
you're dancing you're dancing
come on let's just knock on the door
[Music]
it's not simon cowell
good evening
good night
i'm not being a scaredy pants i've been
expecting you
follow me but stay close
i wouldn't want to lose you
[Music]
don't be a scaredy pants i'm not being a
scaredy punts
all right then i'm coming i'm coming
[Music]
mr cadell master suite this is your room
i do hope you both have a good fright
i mean night
[Laughter]
he does laugh at anything we could do
with him in the audience for one of our
live shows come on sweet let's get this
night over as quickly as possible let's
just get to bed
hmm
oh sweet what's the matter
the eyes move yes they have moved they
were closed now they're open because
you've just woken me up we're not
supposed to wake up till the morning
good night
[Music]
what do you mean look at the eyes what
are you going on about
the eyes on the picture sweet what a
load of nonsense what are you going on
about
sweep your crackers
what
[Music]
hello
[Music]
oh well done they look terrified
there's no way they'll last for night
[Music]
[Music]
well done this is spooktacular
look
rich is in position
[Music]
there's something on my head
where what do you mean
[Music]
oh
what is it sweep
there's a horrible hand at the bottom of
the bed
quickly
take this when i tell you to hit it as
hard as you can
[Music]
ready right hit it now
[Music]
that was my footbone brain
[Music]
we fought you
so it was you two trying to frighten us
all the time you little scamp you see i
might have known there's no such thing
as ghosts
what's the phone
mr slater
good morning mr slater what
thanks for testing out your new haunted
house ride our screams have brought in a
big queue and you'll make a fortune what
oh he's gone
so that was the job mr slater gave you
testing out this new haunted house yes
and it was a job well done
yes
bangtan
[Music]
[Music]
don't reach
[Laughter]
this way
to the haunted house
yeah it's very good very good but you
know i've certainly had enough screams
for one day
what's that city there's one scream i
haven't had what's that
ice cream
oh
lovely yes very funny
yes richard's face is so white you'd
think he'd seen a ghost
bye bye everybody
[Music]
bye
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