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01x22 - Pop Music Chart Day

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Sooty Show". Aired: July 30, 1968.*
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Children's slapstick show with the little bear glove puppet and his friends.

01x22 - Pop Music Chart Day

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now Richard try that okay Sue one two

one two where is she where is she oh

sorry I'm a little bit distracted it's

just we've got my favorite pop star

superstar coming to the park today to do

a pop concert oh yes it's only the great

maybe Google

oh hello boys

arrived here yet well no she hasn't

actually but don't worry she'll be here

soon I'm sure the great googar would

never let her fans down now did you

finish pasting up the posters well I

hope you use strong glue

I can see you did use strong glue thank

you very much smarty pants but where is

the poster

take a look well where

over there

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hang on a minute that poster is upside

down well who's going to read an upside

down poster

the people on the roller coaster hey

go and stick it up the right way sausage

brain go on

yeah

oh hello city I wonder what I could do

maybe I could sing a song a city don't

do that please just leave the microphone

alone maybe if I sang it don't do that

maybe if I don't bang the microphone

you're testing it why

you can do something to entertain

everybody

and what are you gonna do then

sing a song

sing a song you you're a very good

singer the little bird that hasn't

spoken for you is he's gonna do a song

you'll sing it now all right now stop

doing that to the microphone go on then

singing a song

less of the Bowing just get on with it

is that it

what was that then

Silent Night Silent Night give me the

city Give me the give me the microns

give me the it's very strong such a

small

so give me the microphone

just put it down now hop it

[Music]

thank you

ladies and gentlemen boys and girls

welcome to Slater's fun city and today

don't forget we've got our fabulous pop

concert with the one the only respect

over to you soon yes maybe Google will

be performing live for you anymore

maybe Google hasn't actually arrived yet

so I think we ought to wait for it to

get here before we announce the show

well I'm sorry Richard but it's in the

script oh yes

it is truly an honor to have maybe

Google with us at Slater's Fun City

why not try your hand at one of our

games for a chance to win a spectacular

exclusive once in a lifetime maybe

Google souvenir we can stand store

how was that Richard Richard hi Richard

an exclusive Google souvenir eh oh it

sounds good to me

I wonder who's running this stall

who too is it well what is the game then

you'll show me all right go on

[Music]

is that it

I'm just gonna knock the cans over

so what do I win

I'm dirty old mug who'd want a dirty old

mug

[Music]

she wore mug used by maybe googar on

last year's tour oh I've got to win that

come on then come on then this is gonna

be easy peasy lemon squeezy prepare to

be impressed watch this

hahaha

[Music]

[Music]

this baby girl is on her way to perform

her new hit single right here at

Slater's Fun City don't worry she will

be here

what's Mr Slater hello Mr Slater yes

it's true maybe Google hasn't arrived oh

but don't worry sir I've arranged

everything she will be here

if she doesn't turn up I'll get the sack

oh he's gone oh no where is she

a chance to win and

so if you're feeling

try your look at her dog

excuse me girls oh there you are

you haven't seen maybe googgar anywhere

have you oh dear is this another game

huh what's the prize this time

tea bag who'd want to win a dirty old

tea bag

it's not just any old tea bag

[Music]

it's the actual tea bag used by maybe

Google on last year's tour oh I've got

to win this tea bag

I should try the game now yes I

certainly will

watch out for the fast duck fast duck so

do these are plastic ducks on water all

it takes to win this tea bag is lots of

concentration and a steady hand watch

this

[Music]

[Music]

thank you

oh this is a disaster maybe Google still

isn't here Mr Slater's gonna give me the

sack for sure

why don't have a cup of tea to cheer

myself up oh that's very kind of you and

it certainly makes up for all those

tricks you played on me earlier oh cool

oh

oh boys thank you look it's the actual

mug maybe Google used on last year's

tour and look it's the actual tea bag

used on last year's maybe Google tour

don't tell me

it's the actual tea used on last year's

maybe Google tour

[Music]

ladies and gentlemen you thought she

wasn't coming but she's finally here so

go crazy

baby

I don't believe it

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

stop the music stop the music ladies and

gentlemen boys and girls I have an

apology to make all true maybe Google

fans will know that that was not maybe

Google it appears the great googar could

not be with us today as we can all see

that was nothing more than a dog in a

wig

s

[Music]

[Applause]

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[Applause]

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my personality

[Music]

[Music]

give me

my mama

[Applause]

bye bye everybody bye bye

[Applause]

[Music]

thank you

[Music]